Thread 514863332

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>The objective was to plant an electronic device that would let the United States intercept the communications of North Korea’s reclusive leader, Kim Jong-un, amid high-level nuclear talks with President Trump.
>The mission had the potential to provide the United States with a stream of valuable intelligence. But it meant putting American commandos on North Korean soil — a move that, if detected, not only could sink negotiations but also could lead to a hostage crisis or an escalating conflict with a nuclear-armed foe.
>It was so risky that it required the president’s direct approval.
>For the operation, the military chose SEAL Team 6’s Red Squadron — the same unit that killed Osama bin Laden. The SEALs rehearsed for months, aware that every move needed to be perfect. But when they reached what they thought was a deserted shore that night, wearing black wet suits and night-vision goggles, the mission swiftly unraveled.
>A North Korean boat appeared out of the dark. Flashlights from the bow swept over the water. Fearing that they had been spotted, the SEALs opened fire. Within seconds, everyone on the North Korean boat was dead.
>The SEALs retreated into the sea without planting the listening device.

>>514863332 (OP)
>For the operation, the military chose SEAL Team 6’s Red Squadron — the same unit that killed Osama bin Laden.
so it was fake

>>514863556
fpbp /thread

fake and gay

>>514863332 (OP)
wait they need to sink the boat and ballast the bodies what the fuck are the doing

>>514863860
nah I want to believe, let me have some kino for once, now, not in two more weeks

>>514863332 (OP)
SEALs drumming up fake stories again for attention, I see. Media whores. Thakfully their antics keep the spotlight of the real operators.

It's true. That's why norks hate america.

>>514863332 (OP)
After having read about what is being revealed by the SEALs, I am not surprised at all that they fucked up.

why are americans such cowards

>>514864149
>...And then they disabled the nukes, shot Kim's rogue body double in the head, and swam back to the submarine in a giant rubber duck. The end
Even Tom Clancy's bullshit is more believable

>sent on top secret critical mission
>kill a bunch of random innocent people for no reason
>immediately give up on your mission because your golem bloodlust has been sated
why are Amerislaves like this?

Someone worked hard on writing that article and you pirated it. Reported!

>murder a bunch of civilians
>achieve nothing
sounds about right for zogbots

>>514863332 (OP)
Bloomberg propaganda getting you mentally ready for the draft

>>514863332 (OP)
>1983 mission where the plane took off late, they landed in stormy waters, and 4 people drowned
This sounds like something out of a comedy movie where you'd have a compilation of the many ways elite soldiers die.
Like at some point there's going to be a clip of one of them falling over because he got too close to a shrimp platter.

>>514864785
But the official story has them failing retard, why would they fake a story where they failed?

This didn't happen. Not sure why the US would want to suddenly spread this sort of propaganda. Western forces don't do operations in NK without letting the multinational liaison office in SK know. Even if they did, there's literally no need to approve a "special mission" to insert forces into hostile territory to deploy an "electronic device" for negotiative espionage - we've been able to completely intercept and decrypt electronic communications in North Korea for decades. t. GSBC glownigger

>>514865010
You think that's something, you should see the neocon cope about Entebbe
>insertion completely fucked, operatives compromised within the first few minutes
>end up killing 4 hostages, all jews btw lmao
>still upheld as one of the "greatest" counter-terror raids of all time
>>514865165
Why don't you ask Marcus Luttrell? Hymiewood is probably already working on a sappy faggot war movie script about this incident as I say this.

>insert on deserted beach
>walk 30mi/47km to Pyongyang
[x] doubt

>>514863332 (OP)
Soo where we're they when the Taliban took back Kabul?

>>514865917
Oh wait I remember all but one got their shit pushed in by the Goat Farmers and their friends cause Meal Time 6 thought they could singlehanded capture a Taliban Leader.

>>514863332 (OP)
>>For the operation, the military chose SEAL Team 6’s Red Squadron — the same unit that killed Osama bin Laden.

I thought they all died in a helicopter accident so they wouldn't spill tea.

I have the trailer done already
>RHIB fully loaded with SEALs going at full speed, crashing against the waves
>"I've got a baaad feeling about this one, chief..."
>a fishing boat with shady asians shines it's lights on them
>"THEY FOUND US! DROP THOSE SONS OF BI-"
>music fades out
>muffled montage of a massive gunfight, nobody reloads their weapon, millionaire pretty boys screaming out jargon they learned last week
>Charismatic Lead gets shot, might not make it, he's got a black wife and two little half-niglets back home, it's super duper cereal you guise
>dramatic sting, cut to black
>DARK WATERS
>In theaters Summer 2026
Writing this shit in my sleep, where's my fucking paycheck??

>>514865165
hypothesis:

this story is run by the anti-trump coalition. it's 100% bullshit. But they know Trump can't just claim it's pure fabrication.

To which extent is this kind of mechanism present behind the scenes ?

>implausible deniability

>>514865227
Yo, quick question.

Imagine that, as a state actor, I’m interested in anything related to the progress of developing the philosopher’s stone.

If anyone discovers how to turn their piss into gold, I want to be among the first to know. Whether it comes from an alchemy lab or a sudden shower thought in the mind of a complete outsider, I want – no, I need – to know.

What are my options?

>>514865165
Because it drives a wedge between Trump and North Korea who the CIA desperately wants to continue to box in to use it at a later date for conflict you absolute statecraft simpleton.

>>514863332 (OP)

Didnt seal team 6 die in afghanistan during Obama? Do they have multiple team 6 in america?

>>514867315
There are four assault squads each with about fifty people on them.

>literally didn't even get off the fucking beach
they crashed a helicopter when they were trying to get osama too.

special forces are a joke.

>>514867198
Dumbass conspiratard.

>>514864972
Yeah failing miserably and then commiting war crimes is sure to encourage recruitment! Can't you faggots read?

>>514863332 (OP)
>the military chose SEAL Team 6’s Red Squadron — the same unit that killed Osama bin Laden
lol, lead by Tom Cruise ? Only boomers could swallow that crap. That hasbara is so outdated, nobody watch that shit.
> the military chose SEAL Team 6’s Red Squadron — a unit made of isekai-ed NEETs. The SEALs rehearsed for months, aware that every magical incantations needed to be perfect. But when they reached what they thought was a deserted shore that night, wearing armors and magic wand, the quest swiftly unraveled.
Here, I fixed it for you, genocidal kikes. You can use it, it s free. And never say I never did anything for Israel.

>>514863332 (OP)
>George Keats had trained 20 years for this moment. He had mastered the Russian language in its native accent. He learned all of Russia's customs and social graces. He memorized Moscow streetmaps and knew every back-alley there was. He swore that he could even think like a Russian.
>The big day finally came, and he was parachuted to the outskirts of Moscow at night. He emerged by daybreak, and hopped onto a bus going to the city center.
>"Comrade. How much for a ticket to Red square?", he asked the conductor in authentic Russian.
>"5 Rubles, Comrade American", came the reply.
>Keats was stunned. Perhaps the conductor was just being a smart-ass. He hopped off the bus and asked a passerby for directions to the closest bar.
>"It's just around the block, Comrade American."
>Keats' doubts grew immensely. Not knowing what to do, he went inside the bar and ordered a glass of Vodka.
>"Want some Borscht to go with it, Comrade American?", the bartender asked.
>Keats threw a fit. "What's the matter with you people? I dress just like you, I speak just like you, I even THINK just like you! Why does everyone keep calling me American?"
>"Well Comrade, it's because you're black."

Do they think the readers are retards and don't know what "races" are? You think Americans could just walk 50km to Kim's palace and insert bugs to listen in on him without anybody noticing them right away?

The answer is: Yes.

>>514864074
NY times is reporting it retard. So is Reuters:
https://www.reuters.com/world/asia-pacific/us-commandos-killed-north-korean-civilians-in-botched-2019-mission-nyt-says-2025-09-05/

I’m tired of hearing my country do heinous shit even if it’s North Korea they were just fishermen. Evil

>”The civilians appeared to be diving for shellfish when they inadvertently came across the detachment of SEALs as they splashed ashore at night, the Times reported. The American forces opened fire, killing all those aboard the small fishing vessel, the report said, without specifying the number of casualties.”

>Be United States
>Create highly competent, elite special forces group, Delta Force in 1977
>Model it after SAS, even have them help train the new group
>Send them into complete shit show in Iran
>Things go tits up because the Air Force and Navy can't get along
>Blame the elite Army unit
>Navy wants it's own elite unit
>Create SEAL Team 6 in 1980
>Because of the way the Navy works, inexperience & poor planning are baked into their DNA
>Send them on missions, they keep dying or fucking up in goofy and amateur ways
>>They even publish books and make movies about their fuck ups
>Their tendency to jerk themselves off for the media means they build a false reputation as the most badass, leet special forces group in the history of heckin ever
>Their fame & clout attract roided out faggot degenerates and undesirable psychopaths
>MFW Realize we can use SEAL Team 6 to do fake psyop missions acting as a distraction for real missions performed by Delta Force

if this was leaked under Obama it would be the news story of the year but with Trump it's just another news cycle

>>514866334
>Why does the Navy call them Seals?

Because they are always barking to the media

>>514867315
They died? I didn't even know they were sick

>>514863332 (OP)
>Within seconds, everyone on the North Korean boat was dead.
There's nothing more American than terrorism.

>>514863332 (OP)
>The mission had the potential to provide the United States with a stream of valuable intelligence
It would have been completely wasted. Trump doesn't even read briefings. He'll trust the word of any dictator over anyone else if they lie to his face.

>>514871470
bruh. We have asians.

>>514864235
Probably.

>>514873878
Of everything to be mad about though.......

>>514865227
>GSBC
I thought it was GCSB?

>>514865165
Because they lie for attention and this is the easiest story that cannot be disproven.
>Oh yeah, we totally do badass stuff all the time. Yeah like we even went to North Korea bro. What happened? Oh, uh we had a secret mission to help the president. Uh huh yeah but what happened was we went there to do a top secret mission and we were given bad intel, right? Like there was Koreans that shouldn't have been there. You didn't hear about it because we killed everyone and left before they could notice. Yeah man semper fi or whatever we say. We are definitely still cool and doing cool stuff all the time.

>>514863332 (OP)
How very jewish of trump

>>514863332 (OP)
>https://archive.is/Ga9Ox
Good thing Americans have the new york times telling their enemies about all of their special forces operations!

whatever our chink-like media reports these days is usually a red herring, if this was actually true it would be classified still, they probably have a listening device in Winnie's office

>>514863332 (OP)
They did not kill obl in that hoax self team does not exist stop spamming this board with disinformation shut down nasa you assholes are fake news junkies bots

>>514863332 (OP)
Seal Team 6: the world's most elite Zogbots of all time. USA!

Same faggots that say they captured bin laden when bin laden was already dead. Fag team six can eat a rotten asshole.

>>514864127
>didn't read the article