Thread 514867258

Looking for that £40k in tax sub-edition

>Angela Rayner QUITS complaining of 'strain on my family' after sleaze report finds she DID breach ministerial code with property dealings - as Labour descends into chaos
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-15069209/Angela-Rayner-left-government-sleaze-report-property-dealings-Labour-descends-chaos.html

>Duchess of Kent dies aged 92: Glamorous 'Yorkshire lass' married the late Queen's cousin and famously comforted Jana Novotna at Wimbledon
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-15060435/Duchess-Kent-dies-aged-92.html

>Nigel Farage welcomes Nadine Dorries as a 'big signing' after she sensationally defected to Reform and declared Tories 'dead'
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-15067837/Nigel-Farage-welcomes-Nadine-Dorries-big-signing-long-time-Tory-sensationally-quit-defected-Reform.html

>Four men from Leeds, Huddersfield, Derby and West Bromwich are arrested on suspicion of plotting terrorism
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-15069241/Four-men-Leeds-Huddersfield-Derby-West-Bromwich-arrested-suspicion-plotting-terrorism.html

Nadiya Husseins willy

Another retarded take by Robert Peston

>>514867258 (OP)
Couple of pints and some pork crackling and we'd have a good time round the back of spoons.

Somewhere, some MP who sits opposite Rayner will no longer get a good look at her muff ever again. What a shit Monday for that soul.

>working class but never had a proper job
Sick of people larping

>>514867307
That's more hot air than a tropical depression has.

>Another thread of brit/pol spastics losing their mind over a female MP admitting to underpaying taxes
>Whilst every other millionaire and billionaire continue avoiding taxes
You lot are such sheep honestly

Is starmer the worst labour leader of all time?

Eyyy upp me minge is ponging

Is it considered uncouth to have a chippy tea twice in one week?

The Duchess of Kent is dead.

>>514867335
Kek, remember when Boris Johnson accused her of wearing a short skirt to distract him at PMQ's.

Rayner onlyfans when??

Starmer will be out next due to not paying tax for being a boring twat

Afternoon lads, hope josh dies this year.

>>514867383
Are those millionaires and billionaires taking part in elections pretending to be working class?

>>514867307
That 2nd paragraph isn't based in reality. She wasn't a Prescott type figure at all. She only lost support from the left over time due to her showing that she had no values, no morals and would go along with the act beyond collective responsibility.

The 3rd paragraph is delulu. She can mount a leadership challenge but her support is gone, it'd be a desperate knife edge committal that has to stand 4 weeks of scrutiny in which the left and the disabled would still turn on her at every moment no matter what she promised.
It's not going to happen.

>>514867420
Charlie Bucket had a sex change?

>>514867258 (OP)
Anyone got vids of this? Lo I hope she kills herself.

>>514867387
He's no Michael Foot

>>514867451
He should have been out already for having and not paying his rent boys.

جاگ جاگو

bam! One head down. Who's next?!?

>>514867307
it is what they all agree when media people have dinner with each other. middle class urbanites deciding what the norf feels about someone they see on TV

Great Britain needs Judge Dredd.

>>514867420
i didn't know she was sick

>>514867258 (OP)
Holy fucking lol. Has there been a greater example of cosmic justice in recent history? This bitch is a perfect example of why poor people should NOT be allowed into power because they CANNOT help themselves but be corrupt. Unlike the wealthy elites who are groomed from birth how to rule and how to play the game, these poor fuckers don't have that. They are motivated purely by getting out of their shitty existence and ensuring no one in their family has to go through it. Thats it. If they see an opprunity their instinct is to take it for everything its worth at all costs. The rich ones do it aswell but they are somewhat subtle about it. And they can afford to buy their way out of trouble.

I mean seriously. She dropped out of school at 16 because she got knocked up. She has no qualifications or work experience other than being a child minder. And then somehow she gets put in charge of a union and then gets into politics and becomes deputy PM. How the fuck didnt anyone in her party tell her to pump the breaks?

>Gets a free home from the government
>Buys two more
>Net worth 4.7million
>"Huur how did this happen"

Next is jess phillips.

>>514867307
>rare ability to appear “authentic”
bartsimpsonoddthingtosay.jog

>>514867560
He's a virgin tho

>>514867552
Big kier next. Before the end of 2025

>>514867552
Rachel from accounts

>>514867518
Uncanny.

>>514867307
>she has an ability to connect with voters

>>514867258 (OP)
Who's this delicious milf pombros

So who will replace her?

>>514867383
sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeitttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt

And here I was outraged on Wednesday that she was being a hypocrite.
Remember, Rayner was doing the 2nd action. Crying about millionaires not paying their taxes. She's the one who brought the argument to her very doorstep. She opened the door and invited it inside.
Rayner's tax cheating doesn't stop the other from happening. It's merely an instance of getting the corrupt cunts out of government.

>>514867420
Is her husband not like Grand Master Mason or something?

>>514867258 (OP)
>Angela Rayner QUITS
crown her

>>514867598
"Authentic," is journospeak for, "poor"

>>514867258 (OP)
>Angela Rayner QUITS
le unions are gonna revolt, starmer's fucked. fucking jew loving cunt, TKD.

>>514867345
Being on the dole is basically a job when you're an able bodied white person, they constantly hound you and sign you up for bullshit courses. It literally made me think "fuck this" and get an agency job just because I cba with the hassle for such a pittance. Meanwhile paki names were constantly being called out and never turned up for their appointments, somehow I think they're not being sanctioned.

>Nigel Farage welcomes Nadine Dorries
I knew he was lying about it in the first place, but so much for repealing OSA.

>>514867593
I see many parallels to your theory with the existence of the Nigger, or more locally for you, the Abbo.
Thoughts, rebuttals, agreement?

>>514867529
That saucy cunt. Boris probably got so dazed and confused he started reciting Homer.

>>514867695
Yes.

>>514867648
Ahem. She's a GILF ackshually
And up until about an hour ago; Deputy Prime Minister Angela Rayner.

>>514867722
Nadine Dorris is such an elderly jamaican lady name.

>>514867669
W E E D Y
W E S

>>514867383
Yeah because this general has always been in favour of billionaires avoiding taxes, those were some classic threads man, can you remind me actually, show me some of them in the archive?

>>514867258 (OP)
>You could be hot but you fucking love cake
posterchild

>>514867607
A volcel. He only has eyes for the law!

>>514867307
Nothing retarded about it. You assume that everyone is a spasticated reformong.

Only 650,00 for a house? Damn the UK is cheap.

>>514867529
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10746873/Tories-accuse-Angela-Rayner-Basic-Instinct-ploy-crosses-uncrosses-legs-PMQs.html

>>514867722
I really dont understand it. Does faraj not realise that 90% of reform support is revolt against the tories?

>>514867718
>>514867718
>Being on the dole is basically a job when you're an able bodied white person, they constantly hound you and sign you up for bullshit courses

Did you ever do that work training? Where they put you on a work placement (eventually) while being on the dole? Free worker for the company, and the taxpayer saves fuck all.

Can somebody watch this cunts take on rAnge diddling the tax man. I'd do it myself but I don't think my blood pressure can take it

NO MORE FUCKING COMMONERS

That Nige Swagger

>>514867335
Surprised no nudes of her have surfaced, bet she's a right slag after a few Tyskies.

Brexit frog speaking

>>514867788
Look at that cheeky little grin. Oh you know you can trust him.

>>514867850
>major news story about a rich person dodging tax
Must be like Christmas come early for him

>>514867669
As deputy, up to the leadership, but the labour membership has changed a lot over the last 2 years and even the last 6m-1y.
It'll be some other bland centrist or neoliberal ghoul.
Darren Jones, Wes Streeting, Kendall if they want to keep the female angle. Lisa Nandy if Israel has their say.

Outside of cabinet. If they want someone who fits the vibe, a Costigan type will do. They can't choose the Chinese journalist because that'll do well against the reform crowd. Costigan's a lesbian so it has to play well with the gender critical crowd.

A candidate on the left of the party likely won't win, too many of them have left the party. You won't see RLB in there.

>>514867335
Must look like a bag of smashed octopuses tho

>>514867834
He does. That's the point. That's why Nigel is there.

>>514867917
I think that's just wind

>>514867941
COR

>>514867788
'cor it's another working class one innit!?! he just like me fr fr

>>514867749
Now that's a proper oldschool nonce, not one of those paki ones ore the disabled fellas that football hooligans sting on Youtube.

>>514867917
>when the Ukranian rentboys are coming for your bum bum

>>514867749
Nothing to see here move along.

>>514867850
What is this phenotype? I've never encountered it until seeing this weasel.

Be honest, you spanked one out to Angela at least once

Fat Nige is on bad form right here desu, keeps messing up his lines "council tax"

>>514867788
Wes "The Pet Shop Boy" Streeting

>>514868030
Norfolk council estate

>>514867838
No but I believe it, my brother once went for an interview with ASDA and they had him stack shelves for an afternoon then never called him back kek, done him.

>>514867850
Bastard. Id finally convinced YouTube to stop showing me his stupid fucking face and had almost forgotten he exists.

>>514868030
gay briton

>>514867307
she should move to mad jezzers party an take the lefty MPs with her. plunge bongland into political chaos for a decade or something. as long as we don't cuck out to PV or some shit, 2 new parties should emerge. hopefully one of them is Britain First Anti-Jew, anti-brown.

>>514868063
That doesn't sound like a "no".

>>514868039
Never in a million years, she absolutely rank

>>514867383
You are misusing greentext.
Millionaires, i.e. the useful people, pay all the tax burden. Far more than any other group. Billionaires however should not exist and do not pay zip.
Pic: Paddy O’Really Irish minister of crap.
It’s overdue time to stop the Irish abusing their position, they have all the tights of a UK citizen and do nothing but abuse these. The border needs to be closed to them and they need to be kept out. Because they are fucking ugly.

Spare a thought gentleman for the grown-up pragmatic centrists in the LabourUK reddit.
Two of them have already coined it as a tragedy. It's good that she fell on her sword actually!

>Deputy prime minister caught evading tax
>Chancellor states she fully supports her
Try doing another tax grab now without losing your job you thick cunt

fuck rayner lmao

>>514868063
Kek, that is how a guilty man would respond to such a question.
Does Wes strangle cats?

>>514868039
No, she's fucking rotten lol

>>514867746
She is indeed. Avid tights lover as well, No way I'd be able to keep focused in the commons, flashing her hosed legs at me. Corr

>>514868030
He looks oddly negroid to me. Don't like it at all.

>>514868140
How do we replace reform once it wins
How do we tell the boomers that they need to switch allegiances AGAIN

We look down on pikeys but they're less influenced by zog than we are

THINK ABOUT THAT

>>514867850
This guy shares space with the zionist tax critic that opposes wealth taxes. I see where the grifter allegations come in.

>>514868157
Also as well as tights they have “rights” too. Which is what I meant to type. Think of it as a test.

>>514868227
They rob our parents though

Do you know what; mislead or not, it's quite nice to see a politician take some ownership for once. It's a shame it always appears to be one-side of politics still working like this, but it shows what side still has some modicum of human values rather than blundering into multiple scandals like the Tories of old did.

>>514868338
>take some ownership
Is jumping before you're pushed really much of an improvement?

RAYNER RAYNER TAX EVADER!

Her pussy stinks like chav dick

might become a gypsy

>>514868181
Rayner's gone because the story wasn't letting up but they fully intended to push through with the IHT changes.
All that was going to happen was delaying them for a month. It's still going to go through. With Rayner gone, they don't need to worry about the hypocrisy.

Reeves should have locked herself in a room until Rayner was gone rather than attempting to lend her support as a fellow female going through a tough time.

>>514867816
nobody here genuinely supports Reform

>>514868338
I don't mind politicans resigning over tax stuff and money, but Johnsons social distancing cake party was a bit much. Also Truss and her fiddling with the economy just basically let merchants run the gov, as always. Not on.

>>514868217
there won't ever just be one party. bongland is like a mid version of highlander
>There can be only two.
it might be rough until we get there but it'll all work out in the end. could do with fucking the supreme court off though. that was a fucking big mistake. as was devolution.

>>514868417
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TOSZwEwl_1Q

>>514868199
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8DnQcO17uYY&t=1s
I 'member that cunt.

>>514868423
I'm not certain reform will actually get into power in the next election. So more years of keir starmer, Grim.

>>514868181
This cunt needs to go too

>>514868181
Reeves is going to fill the £64bn black hole by making Rayner pay her taxes.

>>514868039
Mate she's horrible, I never understood this general's obsession with her.

DM ripping some meaty chunks off her corpse.....

>>514868039
Jokes on you I can barely get it up anymore

Fair play, at least she actually resigned. As bad as the initial optics were for Labour, I feel like it might set a bit of a precedent in terms of the initial feelings of hypocrisy and the subsequent action taken. Tories, Reform, etc. can’t really get too far on their high horses about it now.

I’m sure Angela Rayner will be alright in the long-run, will probably end up with a cushty role somewhere in Labour ranks.

>>514868421
It wasn't voluntary. They did not get on. Rayner was even implicated in Reeves public breakdown moment.

>>514868530
You just have to be
a) a woman
b) under 65
and /pol/ will decide you're a latter day Venus

>>514867383
Yeah OK Dale

>>514868227
>i love pikeys even when they rape my sister, rob my house, steal my dog and scam my elderly mother out of her savings because at least they're not influenced by joos
You are actually a retard. Everyone knows pikeys operate the same as jews, except they lack the intelligence so they make up for it with brawn and violcence to steal from you whereas jews use the economy.

>>514868489
Reform may not get in but I can assure you that Labour are absolutely not getting back into government.
They only got in on a FPTP victory last time because the vote was split and the turnout was low, they lost votes in 2024.

In 2029 so long as the right turn out to the polls, the left vote is getting split too. Labour aren't going to pull ahead in that election. They're out in 2029, no matter how much you may read about Starmer's "it's him or me" toward Farage.

>>514867838
I did 2 courses for recruitment agencies when I was unemployed. 2 weeks of nothing for a shit amazon voucher. Had a 'job interview' at the end of it and got a call 6 months later asking if I was still interested in the role. Fucking piss take playing with people's lives like that.

Goldeen thinks his followers are real KEK

Nadhim Zahawi was appointed Chancellor of the Conservative parry while it was known he was under investigation for tax avoidance amounting to £5m, then when it came out the Tories fought for his position.

Raynor makes a stupid easily avoidable mistake and Labour holds itself to its high standards by having an independent investigation and she resigns immediately when that investigation shows she broke the ministerial code.

>>514868571
>the red queen
grim

https://www.cityam.com/zoe-hamburger-leaves-mcdonalds-as-successor-named/

>Woman boss of McD's Uk
>name is Zoe Hamburger

Who's her replacement going to be? Philip O'Fish?

>>514867473
>that she had no values, no morals and would go along with the act beyond collective responsibility.
There was an interesting piece I read on how people like her helped cover up the "grooming gangs". Their poor education and complete reliance on the public sector for work coupled with their fear of returning to their povvo roots meant they became eager woke janissaries and were often the most eager to promote new forms of BAME apologia in the provinces to keep themselves useful and at the bleeding edge.

>>514867834
she has popularity with old grey haired white women whose husbands run owned a SME. while dorris is a little brash, as can expected from her upbringing, she speaks for white women whose husbands drive nice cars and play golf. a market that Reform needs. reform has the racist proles but it needs the middle england old people.

>>514868678
Francois Fry

>>514868421
It's the optics. People are rightfully seething about these tax grabs. To come out and support a potential tax cheat just won't go away. Every tax grab she tries people will remember this. She pinned her flag on the wrong donkey

>>514868571
>never going to indulge in gluttonous binges with Ange
Sad.
>>514868580
Do you really believe she wasn't forcibly removed and resigned on her own back? How retarded has this general become?

>>514867850
just read the transcript on youtube.

>>514868582
Can't have been a very good joke.

>>514868338
>>514868393
>>514868438
If Rayner was sacked, she wouldn't be entitled to her sizable government pension. By resigning she has retained that privilege as dictated by the IPSA.

>>514867939
>neoliberal

Bong bros answer yourself.
>buy £800k flat
>’only’ pay £30k stamp duty
>should have pave £70k
I bought a flat in London in 2009 for £280k and literally do not remember paying stamp duty. I probably did but it was so insignificant I didn’t notice.

Imagine if Farage was actually based and when he got in he went fash

>>514868585
So which of Starmer's remaining hectoring hags will take her place in the britpol wank bank?

>>514867926
I doubt he's going to condemn her

>>514867258 (OP)
For a 40-something woman I wouldn't kick her out of bed.

>>514868784
He's a civic cuck. He wants more migration from Pakistan and India

>>514868039
There's a porn star called Angel Youngs who's a smackdab likeness of her and I have stroked off multiple times.

If this was Boris he would just ignore it until people stopped mentioning it. I'm glad politicians are accountable again

>>514868786
>called for a burka ban
I'm All-In on Pochin™

>>514868784
>>514868846
Advocate for digital ID as well. He swears fealty to the Dark Lord.

>>514868779
No stamp duty up to £300k on your first home.

>>514868730
>People are rightfully seething about these tax grabs.
They're right and wrong to. The reality is that taxes do need to be raised without austerity.

There's no appetite for austerity so that leaves one solution.
Where it breaks down is Reeves mental fiscal rules, she can't raise her main taxes and she's been avoiding wealth and corporate taxes like they're the black plague, trying to keep us at US levels of taxation.
The lower and middle classes therefore have it right to be outraged because it comes for them, they're the ones feeling the squeeze.
End of the day, progressive taxation was what could have gotten them out of it but Reeves won't touch it, Rayner was the one advocating for it but she was fiddling the system too.

The middle class and working class will fall in line and understand they're serfs.
The middle class will be ever useful in hating the poor because they can't get rich, trapped as eternal HENRYs

>>514868338
>take some ownership
Here's a tip for you, "resignation" in British politics does not mean the same as resignation in a real job. When your career becomes politically unviable for the party, you are "asked" to resign. Your resignation letter may well be written up for you before this even happens. The press may even be told before you are. You are fired, but you get to say you resigned because for you, it looks better than getting fired, and for them because it's better than you making things ugly on your way out.
Never believe a politician's resignation is at all voluntary or some moral, dignified exit. Fucking someone over and calling it something nice is one of the core elements of British politics.

>>514868784
Nah he's going to use his entire influence to set up bars at bowling greens, maybe in 2016 he would have been up to it, but he's an old tired man fuelled by beer and fags (not Starmer fags). His time has passed, his arrow falls,sadly.

>>514868891
That would be a based course of action if he did anything worthwhile

>>514868906
She didn't even call for it. She just said "we need to talk about it", and nothing else has come of that.
Nigel just told her to say it because it was controversial and would get her name out there in media space. It worked, and then they were able to drop the burka ban.

>>514868881
Lauren Phillips looks way more like her

>>514867307
>tl;dr
>she has a common accent

Hate to say it lads…

I don’t trust Nigel

>>514868938
Yeah but that was 16 years ago, surely the brackets have moved? I sold it in 2014 for £600k.

>>514868710
>needs the middle england old people.
I don't think they latch on to politicians. The only thing they care about is gibs.

>>514868946
yes a sacking is messy and best avoided. better for everyone if you resign. saves face for all.

>>514869001
I can't unsee the similarity to Asmongold here..

>>514869001
Nah, Youngs has more of the gobby skank look

>>514868083
>>514868608
It's a middle class thing, get paid by the tax payer to 'train' people, then offer them a job at the end of it while still on the dole.
>>514868608
>Fucking piss take playing with people's lives like that.
They used to actually find you a job, that's what job centers used to do, now they just give you a piece of paper and tell you to get on with it.

>>514868606
If not reform or labour, then who?

>>514869001
Poor circulation in her arms.

Only spastics vote

>>514869072
I'd raid her dungeon PHWOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRR

Your new Deputy Prime Minister.

>>514868423
Yeah they do you jew cunt. You wont last till the next the election lol

>>514869030
She's genuinely batshit crazy. If Nige had half a brain, he'd run a mile away from her and anyone like her.

>>514869099
Jasmine Jae for British gobby skank look

>>514868946
Biden quit the presidential race in the same fashion. It was announced, then he was told.

>>514869137
Seethe harder jew

>>514869132
She’s just pale because she’s ginger

>>514868580
dunno where all this "fair play" is coming from.
she literally only quit because of how indefensible it was, labour were gearing up to protect her lol.

>>514869145
>You wont last till the next the election
You talking about Reform and their obvious instability?

>>514869030
Pair of absolute cunts

Your new Deputy Prime Minister.

>>514869030
It's a revolution where we just slightly change the name and colour tone of the party banner.

>>514869234
Teal Tories

Why is Kier Starmer’s handwriting so shit LMAO

>>514869212
>their obvious instability?
That's the right in general unfortunatly, always bickering with each other, when the alt right was kicking off, we had purity spirals and endless debates right vs right, beyond stupid.

FEAR NOT BRIT/POL GOONERS
For I have found you your next large-chested political figure:

https://nation.cymru/news/explicit-images-of-welsh-reform-councillor-found-on-adult-websites/

>>514868678
Cawortahpoun Derwitsheez

>>514869198
Thank you for the clarification, your encyclopediatic knoweledge of slatterns is a credit to us all.

>>514868939
>The middle class and working class will fall in line and understand they're serfs
Or they'll leave if they have transferable skills.
You can't have a situation where being unemployed is more financially rewarding than working. You can't have illegal immigrants living in 4 star hotels while you struggle to pay your bills. It just won't fly to the average voter

>>514868784
but hes not so theres no point ?
if anything hes more insidious since he's clearly so disengenous.

>>514869231
You may not like ot, but this is the Labour party ideal phenotype

>>514867838
I did work experience at the jobcentre and I thought it'd be fun to see things from the other side but they just gave me a laptop and told me to apply to jobs for 5 hours a day, and sometimes made me design a leaflet like I was a spastic.

>>514866588
>>514866769
She's an ugly munter with a stupid lispy voice from having an oversized tongue, ugly fridge body and a stupid face. You must have up grown up in an area full of bowsers if you find that attractive.

>>514869115
>If not reform or labour, then who?
Reform can still enter into a conservative coalition. Lib dems would be the king makers. It depends on how much the conservative vote stays collapsed and the impact on the "red wall".
Labours hope would be in entering a coalition with the lib dems, greens or your party but the greens won't do it with Starmer in his current form and Labour would have to off themselves if Corbyn was still alive.

Reform look like an inevitability because the ways we can predict seats in FPTP have collapsed.
It relies on turnout and two different portions of the vote being split, sometimes even three ways and tactical voting.
2029 will be a mess, a hung parliament is about our only guarantee atm.

>>514869266
>My vey bolt wishl, a wih lel| sadnoss, Kui

>>514869115
Their job isn't to find you a job anymore, it's to sanction you if you've not filled out your journal correctly or missed an appointment. Easy enough for most people but a lot of people on the dole are legitimate retards who've falled through the cracks and end up in a very bad way because of it.

>>514869322
idk Hitler hid his power level so he could get mass support

>>514867529
certified 10/10 in bongland

>>514867552
Rachael Reeves looks weakened. Doesn't help that she has no idea and sticking up taxes and spending is strangling the economy.

Looks-wise the years have been kinder to Angela Rayner but in her 20s Rachael Reeves looks a real goer.

She is married into the Joicey family, I forget which one. Ben maybe. Lizard people, anyway. I am sure he has directed her whole career from his peerch in tbe Civil Service but such people are not very creative and do not understand commerce so they get unstuck in this sort of situ.

Anyway, she's next. Family Joicey mishandled it.

>>514869231
No chance, he's got his eye on the top job. It'll be a retard like Burgon or Whittome.

>>514869305
I know we post this around a lot as a joke but seriously why hasn't he got a job or at least a husband? Benefit cheats are usually nonwhite or working class scum.

None of you lads truly fancy Angela Rayner, right?

It's just a joke, isn't it?

This is going to be good for her future labour career prospects anyway. Because she can now snipe from the backbenches and oppose all the unpopular stuff with the commie retards of labour. Once upon a time this sort of thing was career ending but now it's going to be the best thing to ever happen to her.

https://xcancel.com/bswud/status/1963864059125596381#m
>- A woman raped to death recovering from a stroke on an NHS ward
>- Expected to make full recovery
>- Nobody reported or noticed any of the massive blood loss in her bed after the rape (for 48 hours)
>- She died from blood loss
>- All the evidence destroyed
>The evidence destruction worked. After six years, they've given up on finding out who did it (and who destroyed the evidence). 'All possible lines of inquiry had been examined and exhausted.'
>A DM from a police officer who asked to remain anonymous.
Ah sweet, fresh horrors from beyond the void

>>514869030
Trusting a politician is generally not a sensible position.
Saying that, I could believe Nige WAS genuine at a point, when he was all about making Brexit happen. Now, though? At BEST, I'd say he's driven to be a big popular leader. He's too close, he got a good whiff of it, he wants into the special club. He wants to be the big man in the big chair, and he'll burn whatever he has to to make it there. If you subscribe to that line of thinking, anyway.

>>514869335
Yeah that's seetec, or igneus, one of those type of companys. applying for 5 hours a day? mental. We had phone calling practices, on how to answer the phone properly. Just bizarre.

Add to that jobs asking for work experience...

Might make a carbonara for tea.

>>514869373
nigel is another rich fag set on lining his own pocket taking the place of an ACTUAL domestic political movement.
hes scum, simple as, he has no power level to hide.

>>514867258 (OP)
She will need some cock now

>>514869349
say what you will i think she's a saucy milf

>>514869173
There was some Welsh slag I used to wank to who genuinely looked like she could be working in your local Walworths. Can't remember her name but she was a good girl.

>>514867383
They don't come up with tax policies for me.

>>514869266
Swallowing semen lowers IQ. It's been proven in studies.

>>514869266
>handwriting
An ancient legacy skill that is as dead as the Labour party.
Your grandkids will pick up a pen and ask you what this weird stick thing is.
So they understand it you will describe it as a manual printer.

>>514869503
Yes, exactly. She looks like a retard.

Like as she was in the womb, an extra chromosome started developing but only got halfway there.

>>514867669
>trousers on a woman
No. Looks stupid and combines revealing with unflattering. Did she not try looking in the mirror before leaving the house?

That is one step above skin tight black leggings.

>>514869586
More for me

>>514869468
The NHS is a soviet union-tier evil instititution. Something incredibly insidious about it, especially as we're flooded with propaganda to make us support it.

>>514869447
benefit cheat
And that's the point. She isn't a benefit cheat. These are the benefits she's legitimately allowed to claim from taxpayers. This needs to change before you ever go near a working mans money or inheritance

>>514869462
call me low standards i still think shes a unconventional fittie

Her legacy is being a tax-dodger.
End of.

Say something nice about Nigel Farage, your future first president of the British Republic.

>>514869401
Rachel Reeves is suffering the effects of her soul having recently vacated her body.

She committed to the stupid ledge of not raising taxes and Jeremy Hunt remains laughing to this day.
Groomed by Osbourne her only option is austerity and finding creative ways to raise tax, she went for the two easiest targets, pensioners and the disabled, the disabled angle failed so hard she broke down in tears and they're going to try again.
The pensioner one back fired because pensioners vote and don't think of their welfare as benefits.

She put herself in the stupid fucking box with insane fiscal rules and as such her body is aging rapidly in a year because she's already gone. She's in the afterlife, the body moves but it is autonomous, the lights are on but nobody's home. She's passed, expired and Hunt the Cunt & Stride laugh in opposition.

because they made it a pledge to not rise taxes on working people.
The fucking moron committed to 5 years of austerity after 14 years of austerity. The dumbest motherfucker in politics.

>>514869696
What did she actually do though?

Farage is a kike

>>514869360
*fallen

>>514868039
my friend thinks she's hot but I just dont see it

>>514869464
>£4.7 million net worth
>Three properties
She's burnt, mate. Damaged goods. The loony left won't go near her with a bargepole now those juicy details are common knowledge

>>514869658
G'day Wes. How's Glasman? He got the fix in for your deputy bid?

>>514869696
>when those kids have a council house
Paki kids.

>>514867917
Looks like a massive poof and full time pederast.

>>514869718
Trump doesn't even like Farage. He courted him to gain English sympathies and left him hanging in a hotel room on his inauguration. He literally cucked Nigel Farage on the global stage.

>>514869746
>Farage is just like those people who like to genocide browns
G I G A B A S E D

>>514869696
>that entire last sentence
lmao Wes. You've got a sense of humour.
She was done for tax dodging, on a 2nd home she gave to her disabled kid.

When those kids have a council house, her disabled kid will be better off. Their better rights and pay won't change their position, their class. They're slaves.
Good joke Wes. Good laugh.

>>514869696
>better rights
What fantasy is he living in? We only ever lose rights in this country, I can't even remember a single instance of a restriction being loosened.

>>514869696
She bought the council house. The left froth at the mouth even thinking about the housing stock being sold to millionaires. There's going to have to be some extreme mental gymnastics to side with her

Nadine Dorries pushed the Online Safety Act fuck her in her vile cunt

>>514869936
You can get bummed now.

>>514869658
When I went for a routine septoplasty for a slightly deviated septum I got from playing rugby as a kid, they totally bodged it and now my nose is absolutely fucked. At the follow up appointment I complained and the prescribed me some sinus spray and a squeezy bottle to spray water up it lmfao now I'm having to save up to go private.

>>514869515
state of you

>>514869936
We no longer have to wear masks

>>514869992
alright pretzel nose la

>>514869993
For me it was Heidi Allen

>>514869956
Most of them only know "tory bad!" they'd side with her no matter what and just give a false narrative to defend it

>>514869993
you literally dont understand her appeal until you've worked alongside minimum wage slags from council estates.
they're average looking but busted in just the right way which makes them walking sex you want to chimp brain impregnate.

>>514869484
Bacon?

How white was your school lads?

>>514870051
Least I'm not a fat paedophile x

Four men have been arrested at addresses across West Yorkshire and the Midlands on suspicion of terrorism offences, police have said.

ALL VOTES LEAD TO TEL AVIV

>>514869462
I don't know what the psychological explanation of this is but babes are so much hotter when they look slightly odd. It makes the fantasy more realisitc. Plus she has style as well... sometimes, I don't fucking know why tights and hosiery are out of fashion but it's soo annoying that women don't dress a little risque anymore.

Flangela Gaynor lmao

https://xcancel.com/JeremyClarkson/status/1963934976417603877#m
>We paid for Angela Rayner’s education. We paid her wages when she worked for the local council. We paid her wages when she became an MP. We even paid the settlement that enabled her to buy a house. Tax payers have funded every aspect of her entire life.
tbf the true is much of Clarkson's life, he did work for the Beeb for decades

>>514870140
I left secondary school in 2011 and I'm probably the last generation of white south londoners to see it relatively balanced. It depends on the school and specifically where it is now days

>>514870247
You've done her

>>514870259
tbf it's probably Southall or something if they're all Indian.

>>514870171
Pakis or flaggers?

>>514870332
What?

Anyone got any rayner gens?

>>514870370
Were those arrested pakis or those who have taken part in flagging and other right wing protests?

>>514870120
Guanciale if I can find it, otherwise it'll have to be pancetta

>>514870140
My school was like 99% white, we had a muslim kid, he was alright, i got in trouble and got called a racist becuase i called a kid brown boy, i got into trouble because apprently that was racist, i never even knew what that word meant until then.

If he was ginger he would of called hima ginger prick or something, so i think they overreacted.

Turns out i was racist though, but that was generally due to the immigration crisis that really pissed me off.

>>514870171
Seems like that ginger lad wasn't LARPing.

>>514869992
You wrote all this out but we know the real reason you wanted the op was to trim down that kosher beak innit?

>>514870249
Clarkson's lost his edge. Even his reply's a bit shit. Give 25% of what she earns to some dosser is his goal message, but he lost the chance to talk about employer NI, the other taxes he's paying.
His heart's not in it, he knows he's a hypocrite too.

Dangerous game trying to play the "I earned my wealth" game. Got to be squeaky clean or go in hard, neither of which he could be arsed to do.
Seems like he's already passed on, expired.

Actually I just had a look on twitter and reddit. Raynes is "honourable" and has "integrity" for resigning and wutabout the tories scandals. There's your lefty spin lmao

>rAnge now remembers she didn't get specialist tax advice but wishes she did
So why was she telling everyone she did get specialist tax advice but she was advised wrongly

>>514870400
Oh na it doesn't say, which desu probably means pakis

>>514870259
I started school in 2011. My school in south London was 60% black, 40% white. Thankfully no pakis, though. Although it was a Christian school so no Muslims.

>>514869658
third biggest employer in the world iirc

>>514870374
I'm spanish and yet this saturated spanish memes feel more exotic and random than english ones.
Am I gonna die cuatrochan?
And why is the cat a country? So many layers

Looking forward to watching 28 Years Later tonight with the brit/pol/ lads. Last one was comfy as. Might even get some popcorn corr

>>514870481
>Raynes is "honourable" and has "integrity"
Entirely vibes based, she's literally just a minstrel

>>514870433
>All this out
>A paragraph
Most people just assume my fucked up nose is from a coke problem, trust the autists on here to instantly go to "undercover Jew"

>I was advised I didn't need to pay
Shit larp
1/10

>>514870503
Where abouts in south

>20% of Labour MPs must back the new candidate
That's Wes Streeting vs Darren Jones vs Emily Thornberry setup then.

So she's also resigned as deputy leader of the party, which Gaza paki is going to get elected to that spot now?

>>514870249
>gets paid entirely by taxes
>becomes a corrupt criminal
Isn't that the case for anyone who lives off tax?
Think about it.

ALLAHU ACKBAR
INSHALLAH
TAKBIR
Whats little timmy gonna do?
https://x.com/pippaisright/status/1963497754447024454

>>514870559
necesito agua por favor

>>514870562
Make your own with some cinnamon butter.

>>514870562
It's shit. I knew the film would be poor, but it's really like Danny Boyle and Alex Garland went out of their way to piss everyone off. Only /tv/ shills think otherwise.

>>514870212
Oh well, shes actually hot. OP prolly is an envious tranny.
Imagine being gay and getting jealous of women.

>>514869484
an english carbonara, with some hamminit?

>>514870682
high/low alliance to parasite off the productive middle, Jouvenel wrote about this

>>514870249
Nah, Clarkson got ahead the old fashioned way; having well-off parents who sent him to a posh private school

>>514867287
fpbp

>>514870484
>So why was she telling everyone she did get specialist tax advice but she was advised wrongly
because Starmer, McSweeney and the cunts tried to launder it and see if it would pass.
She said she got advice from 3 experts and it fell like a house of cards once the press tracked one of them down, because they spoke out against them being slandered and blamed.

Would only be a matter of time before the other 2 names came out and would you fall on your sword and give up your livelihood for any of the cabinet members?
Incompetent lot they are, grimy bastards through and through.

>>514870772
Holly gets a big wood from me.

>>514870715
Toma awa ermano no tatragantes kesta awa es to rara
>CHIN CHIN

>>514870140
only 1 out of 1200 was not white

>>514870703
Probably go back to uni for a theology degree and become one of those gay middle class up their own arse academic Muslim converts for the laugh. Like Tim Winter and his gaggle of wet wipes, seems like an easy group to infiltrate.

>>514870641
I don't want to dox myself but South-East, verging on the Kent-London border.

>>514870703
Anti immigration protests and full blown NS marches are happening in your country right now. You may want to focus on the fact that "Timmy" is marching proudly down the street with swastika flags and not worry about random videos on X, lool

>>514870484
Yesterday, it was that she'd got advice from *three* different professionals at the same firm https://archive.is/6DGPH

>>514870676
>20% of MPs
Mate, you seen what the Labour commons look like? They couldn't even get 50 people to rebel against the welfare bills after "100" of them backed the other amendment.
They need 80 names backing them and the MPs backing them can't be suspended.

Starmer's been purging the left. You're not getting anyone left of Emily Thornberry in your wildest dreams.
They're Israel backed all the way.

>>514870772
Dont know who that is but its absolute fuckmeat hng.

>>514870783
This new communications reshuffle is going swimmingly it would seem

New
>>514870877
>>514870877
>>514870877

>>514870140
Look like Pakis to me

>>514870900
You ain't gonna fucking dox yourself by giving a general area you soft cunt lol. I was Croydon

>>514870249
for most of Top Gear's existence, once it became a lifestyle sow instead of a boring car review show, it made a huge profit, so he had very little subsidy from the BBC. only in the 90s.

>bitches love my pretzel nose, they think i've snorted fat lines of coke on the daily
LMFAO

>>514870904
lol, the represent like 0.1% of the population
i fuck white woman every day

>>514870444
He's been emasculated ever since his leftist daughter made him apologise for what he wrote about Meghan Markle

>>514870402
Sautéed leeks and mushrooms?

>>514870900
we know who you are from your IP.

>>514871057
based backtracer

>>514870847
gracias senor, mi madre es muy gorda, salud!

>>514870967
>1pbtid
lonely, nasty, needy nonce

>>514869462
Me and my penis have a disagreement on that topic

>>514870962
Alright officer, it was Bexleyheath.

>>514870665
>Emily Thornberry
grim

>>514871238
Fair, i bet that's a shit hole now days. Or is it holding on

>>514867669
Corr look at that plump vagina

>>514871330
It was always a shithole tbf. But nowhere near as bad as other places nearby, like Lewisham or Plumstead. So in truth, it could be worse and I still spend time up there here and then. There are fuckall white school kids in the area, though.

>>514869515
You can just say she looks like an easy lay with zero self respect, it's okay.
We all know what happened to her at 16 and the lack of standards appeals to many on here.

>>514867472
YES

>>514870025
We do, just for the facial recognition.

>>514867790
More that brit/pol spastics never talk about it because the shills are great at keeping you lot distracted with irrelevant bullshit

>>514868939
>>514868939
this is what might be termed as bullshit

50% of london blacks are in social housing, 70% of somalians are in social housing. Loads of working age people with non chronic conditions are paid not to work. Loads of working people get UC topups. Loads of people get a motability car unnecessarily (motability founded by a jew)

We can cut the welfare bill in half easily without hurting the needy. Welfare is being used for quality of life / reducing inequality instead of a safety net for truely disadvantaged people

We used to be a proper country, if we shake off the wastrels and bomalians we can be again

I read somewhere it'll be Khan who takes over or some shit dunno how true it is

>>514869212
>N-NO U!

No Im talking about you, jew lol. Have fine getting the the tories back in.

>>514870503
>My school in south London
you guys were the last hope. The final bastion. The Gondorions holding out against the tide. It really does make me feel sad to read this. I always admitted the native south Londoners for standing their ground and not fleeing at the first sign of trouble like my lot did from the 80s onwards.

t. North east ex Londoner whose family fled to Essex.

>>514872270
Tommy is bringing abbos to his free speech festival

>>514871565
we're already a high tax country. "taxing the billionaires" is retard take because they will leave, and they have about half one years government spending in total wealth

we need to slash welfare, by half

>>514869859
Doesn’t matter if he likes him or not i.e. it’s not personal it’s business.
Britain will become a republic.

>>514867941
>Must look like a bag of smashed octopuses tho
smells like 'em 'n all

>>514868217
Reform "winning" is a long, long, 3 years away

>>514868423
Nobody here does but they obviously have supporters among the normies who believe that they actually represent change in the same way that they believed Boris and Starmer represented change.
Only when all of their heads and the heads of the bankers who actually rule this country adorn Traitors Gate will we actually see change.

>>514868446
>there won't ever just be one party
have to keep the illusion of choice/pressure release valve going