Thread 514873713

Why are grown men playing with children's toys now?

>>514873713 (OP)
Real men do what they want leaf faggot Lego’s are cool as fuck pussy

>>514873713 (OP)
why are you watching grown men playing with children's toys now?

>>514873713 (OP)
if i had 1000 dollarydoos to spare, i'd buy that

legos are based

>>514873713 (OP)
It's not even a full sphere, not even half a sphere... it's a fucking slice lmao

Rampant consumerism
Internet
Happiness machines
Cult of self
Failed parenting
Raised on television

Take your pick

Its better than a man being an online gamer playing with children. Its not acceptable in real life, why is it ok online? The lego guys are atleast not pedos and are doing a 3d jigsaw puzzle vs socalising with children online in games.

>>514874075
Children are bad at vidya why would a grown man play with them? He's playing with other grown men.

Denmark number juan

>>514873713 (OP)
They grow up with it and assembling something feels nice. Thats still kinda lame.

>>514874058
its ultimate collector series
you have to collect all the slices

>>514874041
Only Lego Castle, Lego Town/City and Lego Space are "based". A thousand dollar Lego Super Star Destroyer is a piece of shit made for adult babies put put up on their wall of Funko Pops. The Star Wars Lego brand is literally AIDS.

>>514874230
Most children have infinitely better reflexes, but horrid strategy and no patience.
Most games cater to them, not adult, so just muting them is enough.

>>514873713 (OP)
Because Trump is covering up the Epstein files since he is then.

>>514874299
>that's not a star...
>it's.. a tube!

>>514874058
This one was 500 bucks back in my day and looks way better

>>514874075
>Its not acceptable in real life, why is it ok online?
It is acceptable, are you smoking the funny leaf again?

>>514874230
Because theyre pedos. Its all over tube, every game online has kids and adults that play it. All of them.

I want one! ;_;

>>514873713 (OP)
All of the figures are white.

what do they do with it? play with it? display it?
i dont get it

>>514874433
uhm, excuse me didnt realize my dick was showing

>>514874530
Hot glue on /gif/

>>514873713 (OP)
>I spend 200k on a boat
>100k on a landcruiser
>20k on a road bike
>10k on a dirt bike
>20k on a jetski
>*crickets*
>I spend $300 on a sweet fucking Lego Technic Unimog
>reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Haha call the manchild cops, I don't give a fuck, this thing is fucking rad.

>>514873713 (OP)
I get why people want that. I don't get why a bunch of plastics and a few hours of work from probably one designer ends up costing 1000€. Why does it that much?

>>514873713 (OP)
Looks Aryan af....

>>514873713 (OP)
I swear if I hit the piwerball I'm buying one of these
I will get to make a lego kit that has literally over 9000 pieces
I think my inner child would actually kill me if I didn't get one

>>514873713 (OP)
People used to say that about vidya too.
What else are you supposed to spend your money on with bleak prospects regarding getting a house and a family?

>>514874530
Reenact scenes from the movie.

>>514874627
>11-16

>>514874058
>When Flerfers design my gaystar.

Looks pretty small for the price of one whole box of ziti... You can easily design your own and make it with $200 in Chinkpieces, but people are retarded and soulless.

>>514873713 (OP)
Because they figured out how to sell you $8 worth of plastic for $1000; by exploiting your autism and nostalgia.

>>514873713 (OP)
>Modern western man has a desire to build things with his own hands in a tangible space.
>He does not understand this desire
>He also lives in an apartment or a rented house or in some HOA Karen riddled hell hole.
>These living conditions basically prevent the use of the tools and materials needed to build things.
And thus the modern western man turns to Lego to satiate a primal desire.

Sometimes I feel like I'm the only one that thinks about things for more than 1 second here. Or that it's all just rage bait bullshit trading (you) for upcummies like other social media has.

Anyway, Asuka is best.

Looks lame as fuck. I'd would be cool if it were a sphere and you could open it like a doll house revealing two sides

>>514874058
its a wall mounted display. Its not meant to be the full sphere

>>514873713 (OP)
How are a bunch of plastic blocks worth 1000 dollars kek

>>514873713 (OP)
naw holding out for the
"Death Star Ultimate Platinum Premium Collectors Remaster King Ranch" Edition.

I actually got one of these off craigslist years ago for my kid. I left work, and drove an hour to some gated community, and this kid in some mansion was selling his entire collection for $50.. At the time the death star was $500 ~ , came w\ box and manual... Probably got $1000+ in lego for $50.

>>514874041
I wouldn't buy it and I love legos. I just personally think it's too small. The scale of the figures inside is far too goofy for me. They can't even fit inside the Lambda-class T-4a shuttle.

>>514874935
For $1000, I'd want to open it and Padme's head pops out and sucks my dick on command
Retards paying $1000 for plastic bricks dressed up in a popular IP licencing deal, jesus fucking christ.

>>514875022
what a pile of shit

>>514873713 (OP)
>it's a sci-fi dollhouse for adult males
lmfao WAKE ME UP

>>514873713 (OP)
Waste of money desu I bought this for $419

>>514874331
Got the correct order of lego theme basedness and everything (forgot pirates after castle but i can forgivee that)

Mah bricka

>>514873713 (OP)
That thing looks like absolute garbage. Even considering what it is, it's ridiculous slop. Bearded losers will buy it though.

>>51487371
I collect mini figs.
My collection is at least several thousand dollars, it's one of the few guilty pleasures I have. Most everything is ok in moderation anon

>>514874661
>Why does it that much?
Because people are willing to spend that much. Retarded, I know.

>>514875160
Is this a 9mm AK clone?

>>514873914
>>514873928
>>514874041
>t.

>>514873713 (OP)
1000 bucks for a pile of plastic that neither looks good nor actually resembles a proper playtoy, has no real collectors value, nothing, absofuckinglutely no value.
I remember how much joy I got from this pathetic set back in 1984

>>514875160
Cool, and how many ceos and politicians have you killed with it?

Or does it just sit in a room for when you take it out to oil its barrel because you're a faggot?

>>514875255
forgot picrel

I work, have a sex/dating life, I drink and in times of privacy I will wear diapers and play with Legos.

>>514873713 (OP)
Why does OP post garbage Twitter screenshot threads?
Are you a dumb jeet?

>>514873713 (OP)
>grown men playing with children's toys

Millennials aren't grown men. They are manbabbys. They are mildly retarded beta males who refuse to put away their childish things.

A real lego death star should be the size of a 2 storey house. And cost $100K

>>514875022
Looks primed to be "bumped" if you catch my drift.

>>514873713 (OP)
>children's toys
The $1000 box says for 8 years old and up. I don't know a lot of 8 year olds with a thousand dollars.

>>514875285
I loved looking at the back of the box and see other shit made with the same set and I would actually create things with the bricks myself instead of treating it merely as a jigsaw puzzle like these lego collecting fags do.

>>514875285
Oh man. The space Lego rocked. I couldn't imagine buying a set for me as an adult. Wouldn't judge anyone that did though

>>514873713 (OP)
Playing with toys like video games and Legos past the age of 10 is a waste of time.

>>514874908
Based. Currentyear+10 4chan is a bunch of spiritual feminists

>hurr you musy spend all your time and money to impress boomers and women

>>514875285
t. had this exact set

>>514875553
lol poorfag, my parents could afford that easily

>>514875447
This one at least looks kind of big, probably still ass assembled.

>>514875770
When you really think about it, living is a waste of time.

And sleeping is the best spent time you will ever have

>>514874908
you could start woodworking, free and unlimited creativity

instead of buying kike plastic shit and following some instruction to build shit that collects dusts in the corner

its not even creativity, you are just following instructions

lamest kike shit ever

>>514873713 (OP)
Why do you even care what other people do with their time

>>514875601
Wish they still had a castle theme worth a fuck


Its either IP-slop like LoTR and Harry Potter now, or oncein a while absolute cringe shit like those m&m pastel color rainbow knights

>>514875447
>Building up brownie points

Is that what mutts refer to when they brown bull their wives?

>>514873914
This, men do what they want without care what some poopjeet from leafland thinks.

>>514873713 (OP)
>now

>>514874908
Opinion discarded.

>>514875160
Based
And it's an outdoor activity fun.

Women made having families illegal several generations ago
Stop making fun of men for not getting divorce raped
Start showing women and pestering women about toys and hobbies, we might annoy them enough to force them into having babies again and normal families

>>514873914
legos are for children you spiritual eunuch

>>514876873
>ya guv real men are all abot drinkin' and footy innit the truth lads? Pip pip cherrio

>>514873914
>>514873928
>>514874041

>>514876873
Every man in America is a eunuch they cricumsize all of us and show us porn by 7yo. We are cooked idk why anyone even thinks marriage can work
If you want to breed, your child will be subject to the same if not worse than we were. And you will not have the power of your wife you think, there are many, many LARPers who act like they wear the pants. Their son will still be gay, their daughter still dating a mutt. Be careful who you glamorize and take advice from because some of these married guys are more incel than a freeman, been 10 months cause his wife didnt feel like it hahahaha yeah man

A dude at my work is buying that thing. Lego sets are actually kind of fun, but the shit is so expensive I dunno how people do it. My wife got me the Jaws set a while ago and that thing was like $150. I'll probably never buy another set because spending $300-$500 on them is insane.

>>514876473
modelleisenbahn is sovlfvl and peak comfy

>>514874058
What an odd meta commentary on our current economy: shit ton of work to do - get a fucking slice and not the whole damned death star

Because there are no social standards anymore that force people to grow up.

Lego is meant to be the beginning of someone's interest in building stuff, not the end destination. People should be shamed for this and they should be told that this is a children's toy, but this is what the west is at this point.

>>514875947
ironically I had both
because it was easier to remake a battlestar galactica model out of wood offcuts in the backyard, complete with 30 star fighters in the hangers. it was about the size of king sized bed.
having a grandfather that was a chippy helped.

>there are poorfags on /pol/ who legit think $1k is a lot of money

Have you tried getting a job?

>>514873713 (OP)
We'll be using lego pieces as currency in the post-apocalyptic future.

>>514877315
for reference

>>514877418
It's certainly a lot for plastic bullshit
It wouldn't be that much for a good guitar or a high end rifle or something like that

Let people like what they like.

>>514873713 (OP)
>Why are grown men playing with children's toys now?

Why are leafs tolerating this?

https://x.com/avaricum777/status/1963346684752302251

>>514877445
>currency in the post-apocalyptic

Not the worst idea I've heard.

>>514877418
It's way too much for western plastic slop. Now my superior Japanese plastic slop on the other hand is perfectly priced at 700 dollars for gay magical girls.

>>514874627
>I don't give a fuck,

Exactly.

>>514873713 (OP)
>Grown men
>Star wars

>>514877007
that's siiiick

>>514873713 (OP)
that’s actually pretty awesome

How is this any different than other people building various kinds of models?

>>514877107
>My wife got me the Jaws set a while ago
here bro you dropped your hat. your wife must love you very much.

>>514873713 (OP)
I think it is just a product of lowered IQ.
While not universal, model-making is a long-time hobby of adults, this is just a very simple and corny model with marketing appeal.

Closest example I can think of is people who built model trains, but there was also replica ww2 vehicles or ships in a bottle, that sort of thing.

This is the same sort of pass-time, but for dummies with children’s toys. I think it is cringe, but I don’t disdain them for having a silly hobby; just the cringe expression of it.

Plus, I play videogames, which I think is definitely a “children’s toy” of sorts.

>>514873713 (OP)
that crap s not worth 1000 dollars.

>>514873713 (OP)
Why the fuck do you genuinely care? Is it seriously a major concern that men are spending money on toys
>>Getting a cool Moltres action figure later on btw

>>514873713 (OP)
>now
and holy shit that's an absolute unit

>>514873713 (OP)
An actual LEGO Death Star would be like 2 miles in diameter.

>>514875022
looks like total ass, this shouldnt even cost 150 bucks

>>514873914
Incredibly based answer

>>514877007
I'd love to shove an M80 in that thing and blow that fucking toy back into thousands of pieces.
Uuuuugggghhh

>>514873914

Fpbp. Op is gay.

>>514873713 (OP)
It is because the laws surrounding advertising to children in children's programming were removed in the late 70's. These companies set out to make customers for life by indoctrinating children, and it worked. Every children's cartoon used to just be an ad for the toys so every Saturday morning they would watch 5 hours of commercials and indoctrination. Branding is actually quite effective.

>>514874075
It’s funny, I was playing videogames and ended up in a lobby with children. It was a jarring reminder that the games are for children, despite 99% of the players I see at the least being late highschool or older.

Also worth noting they were cooperative and competent enough to care about team comp and make some call-outs, which is very rare for the adult players.
(Well, they care about team comp VERY much, but expect someone else to fix it while they play the terrible pick they wanted before the game started)

I took a break just to think about that for a while after the game; the immaturity of the adults playing the game and the relative maturity of the children was striking.

It’s funny you mention this particular set anon. I came across a YouTube review of it and because I watched that video others were recommended as well.
You cannot imagine the level of seething this Death Star set has provoked in the adult LEGO community. It’s not round enough. Kek

>>514873713 (OP)
Hobbies are SÖY and are NOT ALLOWED.
You will go lift weights and jog with your gay Nazi buddies or you will be isolated and miserable forever. Those are your only options.

>>514873713 (OP)
>now
Never stopped. We drive innovation and fun for the youth and ourselves. We control you. Cope, seethe, dilate, demoralize elsewhere.

>>514875947
Where do you get free saws, hammers, nails, sanders, etc

>>514878062
>Moltres
There are much cooler gen1 pokemon.

>>514877249
/This

Lego --> Erector-Set --> Erector Set with motors --> building actual shit --> fabricating your own shit

>>514874058
in this economy?

>>514873713 (OP)
What are the political implications of Chinese kids having based Lego knockoffs while American kids have this capeshit faggot crap?

>>514878321
Female or nigger, pick one.

>>514878121
I thought you were measuring the size as 2 jews in diameter

>>514878364
You're playing kids games. Join Arma.... before they allowed consoles it was 90% ex-military and middle-aged dudes.

trauma often causes people to regress into childhood coping skills.
the people have been subjected to vicarious trauma ops for a while, where they can only bitch about the state of the world and then distract themselves by playing with toys.

>>514878859
I just want to play a game that is fun, I don’t care about your gay aesthetics and autistic realism.

I wanted to be Spider-Man and beat people up. Deal with it.

>>514873713 (OP)
legos these days are shit
a set builds only one thing
back in my day sets was at least somewhat flexible
pic related

>>514873713 (OP)
It's hilarious that I can now 3D print these things for less than that (including buying the printer).

There are "brick" sets constantly posted on 3D print sites.

>>514875022
>its a wall mounted display
so it's not even meant to be played with
just meant to collect dust

>>514875022
it looks like half a doll's house lmao. bought a bucket of "classic" bricks a few years ago and instead of red blue and green it had some faggy faded pinks and purples. never again. nuLego is beyond pathetic

>>514874448
rough pricing is ten cents per piece

>>514873713 (OP)
If lego was for children it wouldn't be $1000 a set. These are marketed towards adults

i enjoy building and painting model cars

>>514879005
That's a kids game. You're a kid mentally.
Arma certainly isn't about aesthetics, lol.

It's ok, but at least have self-awareness to understand that yes games are for adults too, but not all games. You're still a Marvel-boi.
I am too.

mostly depression, it's like colouring books but way more expensive

>>514873713 (OP)
Legos are more like models than toys now. If you have fuck you money and you're into that, good for you.
If you're not a financially sound adult, it's obviously not a smart purchase.

>>514875285
>pathetic sec
You fucker that was the top and most expensive model of the series i dream'd about back in the days.
Only had the small ones

>>514877007
pathetic, so weak and infantilised he would die if taken out of his little bubble of faggotry. thats why i call them bubble boys. if you took away his toys he would cry. should be beaten to death.

>>514875216
there's plenty of 9mm AK variants, they just don't look that retarded normally

>>514879423
>should be beaten to death.
can you?

because that pussy ain't fuckin worth it anymore, women used to just be stupid, now they want to actively hurt you and your children, nobody wants that shit, not even good cooch is worth all of that. men's existence used to revolve around pussy and now we don't want pussy anymore so we're all just entertaining ourselves

>>514873713 (OP)
>Why are grown men playing with children's toys now?
Are men not allowed to have building hobbies now?

Play is the highest-order brain function. As above so below.

>$1k for mass produced tiny plastic pieces
jej

>>514873713 (OP)
Why are people from india in Canada now?

>>514873713 (OP)
I have very very begrudgingly got into lego as a way to connect with my gf. After 3 months of research (cause i am autistic) i now accidentally know more about legos than her. Which pisses me off cause supposedly she is the one supposedly into them.

Now my family treats me like i have been a lifelong lego autist when i literally knew nothing about these plastic bricks like 6 months ago...

And yes 1000 dollar lego deathstar is a mini controversy in the "community" right now

>>514879590
was that faggot the original "look white people! look how COOL the swarthoid wog is!" jew psyop?

>>514877418
Spending 1k on something that's not functional or a tool is retarded you nigger rich faggot

>>514879875
there are people for whom $1k is like $10 to you,
don't measure everyone with your retarded poorfag standards
I bet you buy lottery tickets and invested $50 in crypto last year

>>514879011
damn its one of those with battery

>>514875285
I made so many space-ships with that kit as a kid.

>>514880088
1k is like 1/5 of the way to a pinball machine.

I would rather save up for a mid tier machine than buy a retarded lego set

>>514873713 (OP)
LEGO's haven't been a children's toy for like 15 years. It's like how model trains used to be for boomer kids then those boomer kids grew up and kept buying them.

>>514880141
yes, battery and electric motor
the windmill turned
the crane worked
the factory wheels turned
the truck drove

>>514879011
all legos suck as toys excpet for toddlers. they all have bumps on them nd square angles, so nothing looks relaistic and the people look like robot babies. legos must appeal to auts and non-creative types. fuck you all millies

>>514880285
>1k is like 1/5 of the way to a pinball machine.
to each his own but the principle stands
one guy likes legos, another guy likes pinball machines

>>514879423
We need WW3

Redpill me on model kits
I saw a metal gear REX kit think the other day and kind of want to build it. How much shit do I need to buy and what kind of space do I need to set up? How bad is the painting aspect of it?

>>514880386
>they all have bumps on them
so do girls
maybe one day you can find out, king Autismo

>>514879282
Rivals is the only marvel content I consume. It’s a fun game.

And fuck you, arma is a kids game too, they all are. I was at no point coping that I’m not playing a kids game, you are.

>>514873713 (OP)
>it's $1k!!!
>older sets like millenium falcon going for $8000+
Fuck this gay overpriced shit, I buy Cobi WWII sets from time to time

>>514874755
aka the prime age

>>514879870
The actor was jewish, too.

>>514879801
How get autistic gf, anon?

>>514880285
Instead of 5k for a pinball machine you could set up a decent wood shop. Unless you are refurbishing and flipping machines, you aren’t much better than the Lego kids.

>>514875160
Build quality looks like absolte dogshit, for
$1500 you could have Beryl Rifle...

I have 11,300 points that expire this month, what should I buy?

>>514880525
you are trans

>>514873713 (OP)
>now?
>>>/toy/

>>514880432
>How much shit do I need to buy
fucken heaps
>what kind of space do I need to set up?
best part of a room ideally
>How bad is the painting aspect of it?
pretty hard to learn how to do it properly in my experience
if you fuck up anything on them it makes it kinda disappointing

>>514880395
Yes but once we start entering the 2 to 5k threshold you really should ONLY be buying some sort of machine

>driving machine
>flying machine
>fire arm machine
>washing machine
>pinball machine
>coffee machine
Etc etc

Spending 1k on a statue or artifact is lowkey brainlet move

>>514879145
>so it's not even meant to be played with
>just meant to collect dust
they know their audience

>>514873713 (OP)
Does it have sufficient firepower to destroy a LEGO planet with a single shot?

>>514873713 (OP)
Lego is the most overpriced shit on earth. A bit of plastic for few hundred dollars a set

>>514880432
>How much shit do I need to buy
something to nicely clip the plastic and plastic glue, for paint idk lol
>what kind of space do I need to set up?
depends on the size, obviously, but if you have space for a desktop pc, you should have enough for model kits
>How bad is the painting aspect of it?
couldn't tell you, I always sucked at it

>>514880683
>see sexy Chloe
>hurr durr u freak gay
Nigger pls...

>>514873713 (OP)
>now
Are you a nigger, jeet, or fed?

>>514880432
You need a whole ass architect/sketch table for them. Lots of tools and patience and dont be a faggot when you fuck it up

>>514875022
>$1000 for that

Grim

>>514878782
We get based scale model kits, not brickslop

>>514880088
Yeah those people aren't playing with fucking Legos you retarded dipshit, they're paying $1k to drink $50 bottles of wine at a restaurant staffed by illegals and owned by a tatted-up drug addict

>>514880622
you lack reading comprehension and having an autistic girlfriend is not as fun as it may sound.

>>514873914
Real men would build this from scratch using wood, metal and glass. Lego is for lazy boys.

>>514873713 (OP)
I think it’s because it’s all that they can legally of economically get away with now.

I work on cars/bikes, I’m an uneducated amateur engineer with multiple violent felonies. The only reason I play with motors and not legos is because I have my own garage and house. If I didn’t, I’d be at the mercy of whatever normgroid or roastie is living with me, snd guess what? Norm groids niggers and roasties HATE engineering and they see it as a threat to bolshevism. So they’ll try to stop you from building.

That’s why cucks play with legos. It’s “safe”, roasties wont come after them for tinkering with it. Men have basically become infantilized by our talmudic law system.

BTW, it’s a lie that women like violent guys. They like violent CHADS. Violent manlets are considered almost like enemy troops. Wish there were kiketube channels or vids that could showcase the difference

>>514880622
>Instead of 5k for a pinball machine you could set up a decent wood shop

I know nothing about wood working and dont own my own place. Besides my dad must have 30k of saws and sanders and polishers i can just go consult with him if i ever need to undergo a project (which again i know nothing about and care even less for)

>>514880780
One time I spent 2k on organic dirt that wetback HOA landscapers immediately hosed with a gallon of roundup even after I explocitly tried to stop them. They came back later and vandalized it. Lmao

>>514881362
>dont own my own place
Ding ding ding!

>>514873713 (OP)
>say that to my face chuddie

>>514880813
the Lego Technics section should now sell them a $500 working Lego vacuum cleaner to dust their Death Star

>>514873713 (OP)
Why that shit is so expensive? Shouldn't that be primary for kids who can't even afford a bubblegum?

>>514873713 (OP)
>now
LEGO pandering to millennial manchildren has been going on for more than 15+ years.

>>514873713 (OP)
Because they are cool and only insecure wannabes are concerned about what other people think.

>>514881362
> dont own my own place
Okay so don’t buy A pinball machine…

>>514874058
>>514875022
Yes but it's a slice of plastic being pitched for $1000. I can go outside right now and collect empty water bottles to have more plastic than this man-child wall ornament.

>>514881687
Uh, anon... CEOs can't make money off kids so they focus on man-kids.

>>514881362
>dont own my own place
>gonna put a pinball machine in a rented place
protip: don't tell your dad about it

>>514881110
You are the one lacking in reading comprehension.
>autist
>has a gf into legos
>somehow you think it’s possible she doesn’t have autism

>>514882078
Damned be the manchildren for inflating the prices of toys, they made me to throw tantrums in malls because my parents refused to buy me Legos for being too expensive and I was just a dumb kid not aware of that

>>514874627
>I spend 200k on a boat
>100k on a landcruiser
>20k on a road bike
>10k on a dirt bike
>20k on a jetski
Fucking sweet, you get an adrenaline rush, you feel the wind in your hair, you get fresh air, sunlight, you get to move around, chicks dig it

>I spend $300 on a sweet fucking Lego Technic Unimog
Piece of plastic that collects dust

Your problem is you're settling. You'd rather save money than have a fun experience.

So you wanna put a dollar amount to it, okay. $300 for that one Lego, but you won't spend only $300 on Legos. You'll buy more Legos. You'll buy more toys. You'll buy shelves to put your toys on. Even if you only spend $2,000 on your plastic at 1/10th the price you put to a jetski I guarantee you the jetski is 1,000x more fun.

>Oh but the toys are collectible
No they aren't, that's just some BS they tell you to buy it. Buying toys for collectors value is betting against the house; most will never break even, a few will bank.

The memories you'll create yourself, with your friends, with your wife, with your kids cruising on the lake or offroading is of far more value than anything Lego can ever create and far more unique.

I've got good memories playing with Legos as a boy, but the time I got to go to the friend of a friend's lakehouse and ride a jetski? Changed the course of my life. It made me realize I shouldn't settle. That there are badass things in life. It made me ambitious so I can have and do cool ass shit. The time I spent with friends learning how to wrench on a car to fix up and take off road with them is immeasurable. The experiences we created made me the man I am today.

Your Legos could have never done that.

>>514873914
>Real men do what they want
Cope, nigger. There are loads of things real men don't do. By your line of reasoning, being a faggot or crossdresser means you're a real man. That's a hilarious line to take just to defend your love of playing with children's toys. The world would be considerably better off if you and everyone like you were to die soon.

>>514882557
>YOU MUST HAVE FUN ONLY IN THE WAY I APPROVE!

>>514879472
that thing with an FRT would be fun as fuck.

>>514882392
I hate them.

>>514881864
>>514882197

Holy fucking shit. I didnt say i am buying a pinball machine. I said if i had 1k to spend on legoes i would fucking save it for a hypothetical future pinballmachine jeezuz christ you fucking autists

>>514873713 (OP)
>/pol/ isn't just a clone of the firefox pocket and google news feeds

>>514882557
>extrovert the post!
lol, you don't belong here faggot

>>514878523
ok karen
enjoy your dog

>>514873914
fpbp and /thread

>>514883211
…how about saving it for a hypothetical place to not die cold and hungry in the streets?

>>514873914
FPBP

>>514873713 (OP)
Eh just get get the aluminum falcon it's only $800 and an actual ship

>>514883308
Nigger

>>514875022
1000 doll hairs should get you the full death star with the trash compactor and be able to hinge open

>>514873713 (OP)
It's a hobby where you get to build something. Much better than playing video games

>>514873713 (OP)
fun

>>514874058
S.L.I.C.E. slice me nice

LEGO is fine, I don't collect and I most certainly do not plan to start with a 1000 dollar price tag.. But it's fine. Least the collector has a hobby outside of blair witching a wall between work, eat and sleep

>>514873713 (OP)
legos have replaced ships in a bottle and miniature town replicas

>>514874058
You'd rather have a grey ball than something with cool insides you can see?

>>514873713 (OP)

They won't even play with them....just keep boxes wrapped and waiting than their price would raise skyhigh....these days everyone gambling with something.

>>514873713 (OP)
Being a fascist worrying about what everyone else is doing must be so tiring. Projecting your insecurity so loudly shows just how much you care about what other people think of you.

Weak behavior.

>>514884379
Danish gunpla

>>514884444
checked
a lot of people are buying full kits and then selling them broken up to try scheme more money out of people. I guess these people see it as a """side hustle""" so therefore cool and justified, instead of what it really is - a scummy shitty merchant act

>>514874058
is the piece to price ratio still 10 cents?

>>514873713 (OP)
Lego is based and if you don't like Lego, I assume you are a nigger.

cannot afford to start a business or buy a home for a family
can afford a bag of weed, some booze and toys in a shitty apartment.
huzzah for liberal-democracy
huzzah for capitalism
huzzah for fiat currency
three cheers for jewish influence (i.e. semitism)
any adult that plays with legos ought to be building __________ __________.

>>514873928
Being Canadian, he probably watches men play with adult toys.

>>514873713 (OP)
set looks sick, im afraid

>>514884444
I actually have lego sets all over my house, better than the useless knick knacks women like to collect.

>>514873713 (OP)
goy wars faggots need to be strung up like the plebbitors they are.

>>514874058
>a fucking slice
THE DEATH SLICE

>>514873914
I don’t even like Legos, but this is the most masculine response possible. I buy parts to make my shitbox go faster and sound louder because I can, I buy guns that have no other functional use besides looking cool and going bang bang at the range, and I buy over priced plastic army men I paint. Doing whatever the fuck you want with your money is the peak of masculinity and any nigger saying otherwise is an insecure faggot.

>>514873713 (OP)
Oh shit, just realized the piece count is in the post
>11 cents per piece
Inflation has finally hit Lego! WTF?!

>>514884735
I bought a Chinese brick building set a couple months ago that was around 1 cent per brick. £19 for 2400 pieces, though admittedly the pieces were a little smaller than a regular sized Lego piece.

>>514873713 (OP)
Lego used to be for kids, now it's for middle aged men who used to play with them as kids. Kids are having sex on roblox.

>>514874058
Back in the 80's I used to have that black space fortress with yellow windows and all the dudes had black space suits with black helmets and visors. Anybody know what I'm talking about? It was way cooler than this

>>514874230
I think he’s talking about those faggots that play Nintendo Switch, not Halo and Call of Duty types.

>>514885246
>though admittedly the pieces were a little smaller than a regular sized Lego
Those smaller bricks are based on another line Lego attempted to create back in the 1960s that was marketed towards architects, before CAD software existed. CAD came along in the 80s and Lego dropped this line, but China probably somehow got the moulds for them.

>>514873914
>the masculine urge to create models and dioramas

>>514873713 (OP)
I was thinking about buying the Lego Home Alone House as a novelty piece because I've always liked Home Alone. But some shitskin was used in the advert for it and that put me off.

>>514882941
>that thing with an FRT

>>514873713 (OP)
Why is Clown World less interesting and mature than children's toys?

>>514878321
kek

>>514873713 (OP)
Only $1000, that's relatively cheap for lego. But it's clearly not to scale. Why did they mess it up by having a shitty diorama inside?

>>514885583
imagine being an architect in the 1960s before CAD existed.

>>514885807
lol a to scale death star for minifigs would be bigger than a house.

>>514878663
Well yeah, Snorlax, Mewtwo, Gengar and Nidoking for starters
>>Pic related its Greninja chilling on my work desk

Nigga fuck you

Men shouldn't have hobbies. Men's only reason for existing is to provide and ensure were taken care of. Any time a man is doing something for purely leisure reasons, I can't help but think "why isn't he doing something productive? Why isn't he fixing something or working instead of doing this?"

Every time men chose to play with the stupid PlayStation or go fishing, that's literally like just depriving us of money and time. It's honestly such an ick. Like it's giving man child vibes like grow up, seriously.

>>514875022
gay as fuck

>>514874908
>And thus the modern western man turns to Lego to satiate a primal desire.
They are trying to sell you packaged "primal desire". If you wanna build something, then build something. Go volunteer for Habitat for Humanity, build a birdhouse, a stool, a beer caddy, a shed, whatever. No, tools aren't cheap, but you start cheap with a drill and a

>>514882737
Can't expect pole-fags to understand English but what I said is Legos aren't fun, they suck. Have fun doing something worthwhile, not building plastic figures at your desk. Go fishing, go shooting, go offroading, go boating, go camping, I'm just talking about what anon mentioned.

>>514883744
>newest of fags never heard of /out/ /o/ /an/ /k/ /xs/
I swear zoomers are the worst cancer to have ever befallen this poor shithole

>>514879145
The collectors series is meant to...be part of a collection?
W-what?
No way...

>>514885583
>>514885830
scale models and trains are the most /pol/ hobby possible. lego is a solid point for getting your kids into the hobby.

This is the best of times. This is the worst of times. On the one hand companies are being innovative in the personalised treats you can buy yourself. On the other everything is controlled by Jews and is antiwhite. Everything is so hopeless and filled with despair, you retreat in to a fantasy land but that too is Jewish. And so you feel even emptier. It's a never ending cycle.

>>514886247
>not building plastic figures at your desk. Go fishing, go shooting, go offroading, go boating, go camping,
you can do both kinds of hobbies

>>514885870
Yep, but I didn't mean to shit on Moltress, it's actually quite cool.
>Nidoking
my dark trainer

>>514873713 (OP)
you're a gay nigger, nothing more

>>514873713 (OP)
$100 set would have purchased a bigger better set 30 years ago pic related was $110

>>514877107
did ur wofes boyfriend bring u any funko pops

I love building models. I don't like owning 300 models. I have been through the cycle twice in my life.

Is this the /pol/ does /toy/ thread?

>>514873914
I want to cum inside rainbow dash
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>>514874058
It should have been a full sphere that you can open in half and close

>>514873928
>how dare you watch and make fun of me for playing with jewish toys made for children, just how dare you
Absolute fag

>>514885436
>but China probably somehow got the moulds for them
Is this a joke? That making smaller Lego bricks is somehow black fucking magic that no one in the last 60 years could've pulled off and it's not just an obvious cost cutting move?

>>514873713 (OP)
I spend 5 to 10 thousand dollars a year on fireworks.
People can do whatever they want with their money.

>>514873713 (OP)
>CTRL+F "blay"
>0 responses
I will never forgive LEGO for their biggest betrayal to their hardcore fans.

>>514874489
Playing games with kids isnt, go to a park and play with random kids as a man lol. Its the same but youre online. Gaming is for pedos.

>>514886443
Sure, and I wouldn't fault someone for both. I can't deny I don't like my doo-dads, gadgets and stuff.

But I have disdain for people that sink all in on the toy/comic/vidya side. I've seen people waste away like hermits, slaves to their toys and pop culture, with sad, unfulfilled lives. No wives to speak of, in some cases they're retirement age and no children either. I see what was a super rare circumstance now looking like a bleak inevitability in our world for way too many.

I like to shitpost on 4Chan as an escape just like someone wants to meticulously build a Lego model or maybe a train set or model airplane. Cool, that's fine. Don't let it be consuming. I'm taking a break from work for a couple minutes a few times a day to clear my head, so I'm here.

There's so much more to life though that even if we had all the time and money no single person would be able to experience it all in their lifetime. God gave us wonders that if we'd never heard of them or seen evidence of them we'd think was made-up from a movie. Yet we're content to sit back and accept it as a truth through a piece of glass rather than experience it first-hand. Meanwhile getting trapped into buying some mass-produced, paint-by-numbers plastic to assemble we've settled to be more attainable than real beauty in this world.

Whatever, I'm off to not touch my computer for another 48 hours.

>>514873713 (OP)
OH BOY MY PIGGIE BANK IS GOING TO BE READY JUST IN TIME

>>514873713 (OP)
we have problem

>>514873713 (OP)
Lego has gone from cool to aids

>>514873713 (OP)
you can buy a 3d printer and make your own lego set of a complete sphere twice the size of that one for less than $1000

https://archive.org/details/youtube-YRk04V3BmAE
How do we stop the process church?

>>514877007
he might be legally responsible for the baby, but tyrone is the biological father. he should know, he watched them conceive while building that fucking thing.