Thread 514873883

Pic above is my tinder profile first pic

I am pretty sure.. i look better than the average guy

Why i only have one fucking match in one week?

>>514873883 (OP)
Grinder is more your speed OP

>>514873883 (OP)
>tinder
theres your problem

>>514873883 (OP)
Hi Marian. Do you want to share Discord?
I am looking for a romanian gril i found once on Discord?
Do you study at uni?
She studied psychology.
I want to find her badly.

>>514873883 (OP)
if you want matches on tinder you need to have
>first picture abs on beach or somewhere shirt off is ok
>1-2 thirst traps (dogs, cooking, sleeves rolled up, etc)
>1-2 travel photos in instagram hotspots (paris, machu pichu, bali, etc)
>photo of you with a couple of friends showing up much taller and more attractive you are than them
your profile needs to say something about wanting a travel buddy and someone to try out new restaurants with. Your open should be something like "we still on for tonight? Been thinking about fucking you all day" then "opps wrong person" or "pouring a glass of wine, care to join me?"

>>514873883 (OP)
>using a jewish dating "app"
ngmi. How many times do we have to go through this? These apps are not your friend. You'll find a bunch of fat women and mudsharks on there.

>>514873883 (OP)
Algorithm is for Chad and Tyrone.

>>514873883 (OP)
If your name was something like Jake instead of a girls name, you'd probably do better. I never used dating apps though so I dont know. Probably your dumb zoomer hair that your whole generation got psyopped into. After learning the mistakes with emo, millennial men are taking all of the zoomer girls simply by cutting their bangs.

Trying too hard.
Small dick virgin energy.
Doesnt matter how you look if you come off as a sperg.

>>514873883 (OP)
btw you are a cute 10/10 twunk
If i were a gril i would be your gf immediately
no homo
I wish you all the best for your further journey and lots of health and wealth in you entire life.

Do you know a woman named Theo in your country perhaps???
A Theo who studies Psych???

>>514873883 (OP)
most men rarely get matches on tinder since women don't need to do much to get likes. you all swipe right on every remotely attractive woman (literally, 90% of men probably do this) and then wonder why you never get matches. you're in a que with the rest of the guys. it has little to do with how your profile is setup.

>>514873883 (OP)
change nationality to italian

>>514874270
>if you want matches on tinder you need to have to
Dude lmao. There are no women on these apps. It's all bots and scamming jeets. You think about it yourself. Women do not need an app to find men. Have you ever been around an attractive woman? They get attention irl all the time. They have men making attempts nonstop. No woman needs an app.

And frankly men would do better without them too.

>Have gay sex and create a gay squad
>Have your gay squad find you a woman
>Dump the woman keep having gay sex
Ez

>>514874378
Kek lilbro thinking he be a SS poster boy kekaroo!

>>514873883 (OP)
You look like a faggot
Seriously

>>514873883 (OP)
Your first pic shows a female nothing other than you're a weird victim of social narratives thinking anyone gives a shit about your jawline.

What it doesn't show is your physique, a glowing smile, and an activity where someone else took a candid shot of you being social and having fun in an environment in which females would love to find themselves.

Women want status, character, and energy. Your pic says, "Hurr durr, muh jawline."

>>514873883 (OP)
That site and dating apps in general are for fags, that's why.

>>514874487
lol my young virgin friend, all women do is spend time on dating apps, even their social media is a dating app to them, even the trad egirls on twitter are using it as a dating app

>>514873883 (OP)
The dating apps are designed to keep men from getting any matches and give women only shitty matches.
They know they lose users if they actually match people.
>>514873937
Unironically a Grinder for straight people would be the best thing to happen to the dating app world, since it has none of that bullshit and might be able to fight off match group.

>>514874699
Nah women don't need dating apps. Have you ever seen one irl? They have constant options. I've done this experiment before. Go to a beach in the summer where there are lots of hot girls. Set radius to 3 miles. Maybe one profile. These apps are a jewish scam.

They might be on insta or something but in that case it's an insufferable attention whore. Who wants to be with some bitch posting on instagram all the time? People act like pussy is up on some pedestal. It's not. Being with some dumb bitch is way worse than being single. you can just jerk off and it's basically the same effect. These whores aren't worth the time

>>514873883 (OP)
Chin politics is a 4chan myth. Women don't want to see you cosplaying as a trad Roman citizen or what the fuck ever you think having a jaw shows.

>>514874999
He's right they are all on apps but they all only go for the top 3 percent of men

>>514873883 (OP)
Who takes a picture of the side of their head? You look like a psychopath who can’t even post basic photos

>>514875162
No they aren't lol. And if you actually go outside you'll notice the guys who have girlfriends are all normal fags. They're not giga chads usually. I could easily beat most of them up if I wanted to.

THESE DATING APPS ARE JEWISH SCAMS. DO NOT USE

>>514874985
>and give women only shitty matches.
Lmao yeah ok anon, that’s why women are all fucking the same chads

>>514873883 (OP)
First picture should have your whole face, not side profile, you could be an asymmetric goblin for all they know and they will assume so when you start with side profile, if you’re short you will be filtered. Have a lot of pictures with you and friends where you didn’t take a selfie, selfies make you seem feminine. Anyway you’d do good in the gay community like people are saying. Good luck

>>514873883 (OP)
i hate w*men
>>514873937
i hate you
>>514874270
normalfaggot cancer
>>514874378
i hate you
>>514874390
faggot
>>514874594
faggot
>>514874616
ebonics faggot
>>514874636
twat
>>514874675
>glowing smile
faggot

Girlfriend nonsense is spam.

>>514873883 (OP)
I don't usually come to /pol/ but this weirdo is spamming the same thread on r9k

Imagine spamming identical threads on multiple boards (one for politics) for some kind of need for approval or attention, just pathetic. Just absolutely pathetic. You look like a tensed up cheugy. I don't usually mean it when I say kill yourself but this time I'm really suggesting...

>>514875243
kek, this is exactly why dating apps are stupid asf. He's got a picture of the side of his head. We have this thread daily and the conclusion hasn't changed.

>>514874247
It was an Indian dude bro.

>>514875367
r*ddit brainrot/10 kys

>>514873883 (OP)
not politics
not politically incorrect
quit shitting up the board worse than it already is marianne.
you faggot.

>>514873883 (OP)
>Twunk energy
>DSL
>Weird subhuman language
According to Google your country is mainly used for electronic goods, so thanks for that.
Stick to sucking dicks, OP

>>514874999
>>514875162
>>514875278
Pink ID anon is correct, dating apps are terrible on purpose.
https://gwern.net/doc/psychology/okcupid/whyyoushouldneverpayforonlinedating.html
Nothing about this model has changed in the past 15 years.

>>514875315
You can think I'm a faggot for saying that, but a glowing smile is already ten points ahead of niggers with smoke-stained teeth and every dude trying to look hard in their pics. I'm dropping gold nuggets here and you think I'm a faggot for it, enjoy Rosey Palm, senpai.

>>514875520
imagine not smoking because of a foids preference
keep putting pussy on a pedestal faggot maybe one day she'll let you eat your dads cum out of it

>>514875315
Ayo u b hating my jive? gt yo ahh bck to ohio nd sybau.

>>514875464
All of them are created by jews. We know that the jews are up to no good. That should tell you all you need to know about "dating apps"

>>514873883 (OP)
Set your height to 6'2. see what happens

>>514873883 (OP)
your name is Marian. girl name. I'd just go by Mars

>>514875759
that sounds just as stupid and gay

>>514874675
This

>>514875278
I live next to a D1 university and I never even seen couples under 30

>>514875646
I didn't say don't smoke, I said smoke-stained teeth. I've been smoking since I was 9, but I take good care of my chompers. Bitches like a straight, white smile. Cope, eethe, dilate, demoralize elsewhere.

>>514875741
Set your height to 6'2 irl and see what happens. Except now you're not dealing with retarded bitches obsessed with apps

>>514875759
>go by Mars
pfffft that's gay as fuck

>>514875900
>Bitches like
I dont care simp

>>514873883 (OP)
>Why i only have one fucking match in one week?
It's not you, it's Tinder.

Pre 2020, these apps used to be Doordash for pussy, it was absolutely nuts. Pick the flavor of the month that gets your dick hard and invite her over. I was cumming in ~2 different girls per month for what I refer to as "the golden age" of dating apps, 2015-2020. Supposedly it was even better before 2015, but I was in an LTR during that time.

I consider myself fairly business savvy, but I'm clearly not understanding the business model here. I went from 99+ matches (used to be the max number before it stopped counting) regularly to no matches in the last three years. I consider my looks to be average or slightly below average.

It's really a mystery what the fuck the app people are doing. Looking at the issues strictly from a statistics standpoint, I should have 1,000s of matches for the medium sized cities I've been a philanderer in. Census data suggest for my city that there are ~200,000 single women between 18-25 and you're telling me not ONE thinks I'm attractive whereas 5 years ago I was matching with hundreds and fuck ~2% of them?

I am over it now. If I can't order pussy like doordash, I'm not bothering. I've already fucked enough women. Enjoy going to the bars, I guess.

>>514873883 (OP)
I have 23 matches with one image of me making a stupid grin in a pub.

They are mainly scammers looking for gift vouchers. You aren't missing out

>>514875867
hmm, weird. I see them here. I'm near a beach tourist spot. We have normalfags with girlfriends. Maybe it's a midwest thing

>>514873883 (OP)
Got more pics ? You look super cute

>>514873883 (OP)

Grow some sideburns, vladtwink

Wjat would you do if you knew an army of bug women were coming to abduct and sexually assault you?

>>514876044
>Maybe it's a midwest thing
Yes the university is MSU but I have been told it's just as bad if not worse on the west coast

>>514876000
>digits
You're still a demoralization shill.
You're literally posting in a, "what do I do to get bitches thread," and saying to not care nor get bitches. Like, be less obvious with your psyop, senpai.

>>514876002
>>It's really a mystery what the fuck the app people are doing.
They're all jews so it's really not a mystery. We know the jews are always up to no good. You start from that conclusion and work backwards.

>oh no, why is this jewish dating app not working

>>514876129
>Yes the university is MSU
I'm about an hour and a half West of you but we actually have couples here. Inland Michigan feels like a wasteland sometimes. No soul

>>514876211
>this is your brain on feminism
hey retard I'm saying not to put it on a pedestal like you, fucking tryhard simp faggot

>>514873883 (OP)
still not chad enough

and when you get a few matches they still wont respond. it's a humiliation ritual for everyone except very few chads who are exceptionally easy and have everything handed to them

tinder is only good for chadfishing basically

>>514876324
>being attractive to bitches is putting them on a pedestal
Weird take, but hey, if you got bitches then props to you for pulling while being aberrant. I'd buy you a pint, cunt.

>>514873883 (OP)
Too brown.

>>514873883 (OP)
That's because that picture belongs in grindr. To get matches with women you need to appear casual and if not full body pic at least from waist up. You also need to add storytelling elements around, a diploma on the wall, a wheelchair slightly out of frame, a big dog...etc. Women love putting pieces together and making shit up, if you provide them enough pieces they will fantasize about you in some ideal situation and feel more inclined to talk to you in their delusion.

>>514873967
This. All dating apps are completely rigged against you and filled with fake profiles, bots, etc. They are all owned by Match Group, who's CEO came from Zynga -- yes the mobile game giant.

It's like going to the casino every week and wondering why you lose all your money.

>>514876401
if you're going to the effort of trying to set up your profile in some way foids find "acceptable" you've already kind of lost even if you succeed. this is all so jewish and gay

>>514876547
Can't win if you don't play

>>514876225
>its da jeeeeeews
Yeah it is, but "it's jewish" isn't an explanation.

Also, its why I always put my ancestry as Jewish on the apps (rumor from friend of friend of friend who worked at hinge said its an algo boost).

>>514876637
Why the fuck would someone be on a dating app meant specifically for attracting bitches if they believe wholeheartedly that attracting women is fake, jewish, and gay. I don't get it. Elucidate for me, because I thought the goal was to attract bitches.

Only credence I can give your stance here is if you're putting up pics that don't actually represent your lifestyle to attract the bitches. In which case, you're literally the fake, gay, jew yourself.

>>514876783
It literally is the fucking jews though. Every problem is due to some jew or a group of jews. You name a problem and I'll explain how a jew did it. Listen, I used to play this game too. Just cut to the chase and start naming jews. The sooner they get named the sooner we get rid of them, for real this time.

>>514876711
By "playing" you'd have better luck going outside and just talking to random women on the street. Like 100x your odds.

>>514873883 (OP)
>Why i don t get matches on tinder?
Because you are a 6.

You need to be at least a 9 to get anywhere with tinder.

>>514876480

joder tio eres un genio, claro! aunque se te olvida una cosa, tambien hay que poner una buena bio, y usar buenas frases para entrarles, algo directo, que vean que no te importan y que no tienes vergüenza, asi consigues a la chica seguro, como en las películas. seguro que le funcionaría a este

>>514876814
strawman. I meant the more encompassing modern feminist matriarchal system, the hypergamy of these apps is just another symptom.
you dont even understand my "stance" fuckhead. if you're going to the effort of tailor making some profile to attract women you are already in a cucked position.

>>514876480
>>514874270
>>514874675
These people are retards. I bought into this "advice" when I told my female friends about 0 matches. "Omg Anon let me help you, let me see ur phone"
>you need to take a photo w/ x
>you need to remove this photo because y
>youre not getting matches because your bio sucks

After probably dozens of reiterations, the results are the same. 0 matches. Women are also so myopic that giving my phone to one girl would give me completely different advice from another girl.

Yes, there is generic advice for socially inept retards like "no sunglasses pics" that would apply but its all useless.

And the people that say "just be a chad"? Try Chadfishing on Tinder. That's dead too.

>>514876929
if he is a 6 i am a 3 jfl

he is a chadlite and the fact that he still didnt get matches is proof women deserve to get raped. their standards are not reasonable.