Thread 514879419

Finland houses anew spider

Kaldoaiv Wastes (The Northern Wastes) in north east Lapland in Finland is 100 kilometers long strip of wilderness untouched by man.

It is extremely cold and desolute but somehow a spider exists in there. Also the spider is new to science.

https://yle.fi/a/74-20181313

Spader wanders around lichen and moss on the ground.

The region is frozen 9 months of a year and free from ice and snow for 3 months. The spider seems to have cryogenic fluid in its blood.

The spider jumps over mosquitoes and eats them.
There is no shortage of Lapland mosquitoes. They can breed in one week a new generation. They do this constant for the 2-3 months there is warmth available, then all mosquitoes who are not at that point an egg, will die. Eggs can survive being frozen and are awakened by warmth that continues for a certain amount of time.

The spider doesnt lay eggs but gives live birth to a few spiderlings who are miniature version of the adult.

This kind of lifecycle is spossible for as long as reindeer roam Lapland in search for small ground plants to eat (mosquitoes live from reindeer blood, spiders live by eating the mosquito, plants gather sunlight)

>>514879419 (OP)
thx doc

>>514879419 (OP)
What are the political implications of a new spider?

All spiders in Europe/North America have organic anti-freeze in their blood. This one will just have a higher ratio.

>>514879419 (OP)
Neat

What are those extra appendages up front. I see eight legs and two cthulhu tentacles.

>>514879419 (OP)
I'm scared of this spider and want to have sex with it

Cool!

>>514879817
I think those are it's arms?!

>>514879419 (OP)
Congratulations Finland

>>514879817
>pedipalps
hmm so spiders are tailless 8 legged cats with 2 arms

Spider

>>514879419 (OP)
Hello new spider, nice to meet you

>>514879419 (OP)
Spiders are cool.

>>514879419 (OP)
That's cool. Thanks for good news for once.

>>514879565
Mosquito lover.

>>514879419 (OP)
May your arachnids live long and prosper

>>514879817
These are the pedipalps anon. Every spider has them if you pay close attention. They serve as an pair of antenna mainly but are also the host to the spiders sex organs.
My spider knowledge is a bit rusty but I would say that this is a male based on big they are

>>514879419 (OP)
>Viviparous birth

What, the, fuck

>>514879419 (OP)
>>>/sci/
>>>/b/
>>>/trash/
this is not relevant to /pol/

>>514879419 (OP)
>blood
Nigger spiders don't have blood. Fucking hell you baited me anyway

>>514880406
>noooo you can't just call hemolymph blood to be simpler you have to be pedantically correct about everything aaaahhhh

>>514879419 (OP)
AAAAND?
YA FUCKING FAGGOT!

I C E. S P I D E R S. B I G. A S. H O U N D S!!!

>>514879419 (OP)
Neat. /pol/ is the wrong board to discuss this though.

>>514880239
Okay I read the article, even put it through Google translate since my finngolian isn't that great, and not ONCE is there any mention of viviparous birth, OP YOU LYING BITCH

>>514879419 (OP)
There ate fish with crab legs.

>>514882404
*are

>>514879419 (OP)
thanks doc but unless this spider can be weaponised to exterminate indians then this is in the wrong place

>>514879419 (OP)
Next they will show us gay spiders to prove it happens in nature

>>514879419 (OP)
>100 kilometers long
That's a fucking huge spider how did nobody see it before?

>>514880221
>be spider man
>lick a girl's pusy
>she gets pregnant
kino

>>514879817

They're mittens because it's so fucking cold.

>>514881557
>OP is gaslighting everyone with fake Finnish local news
Honestly? Not bad.

>>514879419 (OP)
kill spiders, behead spiders, roundhouse kick a spider into the concrete, slam dunk a spider’s baby into the trash can, crucify filthy spiders, defecate into spiders’ food, launch spiders into the sun, stir fry spiders in a wok, toss spiders into active volcanoes, urinate into spiders’ gas tank, Judo throw spiders into a wood chipper, twist spider heads off, report spiders to the IRS, karate chop spiders in half, curb stomp pregnant spiders, trap spiders in quicksand, Crush spiders in the trash compactor, liquify spiders in a vat of acid, eat spiders, dissect spiders, exterminate spiders in the gas chamber, stomp spider skulls with steel-toed boots, cremate spiders in the oven, lobotomized spiders, mandatory abortions for spiders, grind spider eggs in the garbage disposal, drown spiders in fried chicken grease, vaporize spiders with a raygun, kick old spiders down the stairs, feed spiders to alligators, slice spiders with a katana.
Total spider death.

>>514879419 (OP)
>The spider doesnt lay eggs but gives live birth to a few spiderlings who are miniature version of the adult.
sick

>>514882703
Finland is at the top of the World so its pointed down and they just didnt see it

>>514882920
Sadly most spiders just cum in a sack then leave it near the female, then call the females attention to it from like the equivalent of 10 meters away. Else they get eaten.

You faggots better ask those spiders to build factories that can supply Lithuania and the others. Russia is putting 50% of its federal budget into war machine and the US is withdrawing aid to your neighbors.

>>514879419 (OP)
spiders are toughest little shits out there
there is this spider that lives on Everest so high there is no insect as there is no plants, and he scavenges those who got caught by the wind and elevated

>>514882404
i've never seen a six legged fish before, i'm guessing somebody pushed this one back in.

>>514883274
>hey honey I left the sack of cum in the fridge for when you want to get pregnant Imma go get a pack of fags

>>514879419 (OP)
you have no idea what science means

>>514883560
>GEDDAFUCK OUTTAHERE WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT COMING BACK I'LL RIP YOU LIMB FROM LIMB YOU HANDSOME LITTLE SHIT

>>514879565
We shall harvest them and send them to Russia, expect a steep increase in mattress and bedding purchases on their western border.

>>514883138
:3

>>514883419
Well now they have plenty of dumb rich tourists to eat

>>514883888
>888
very nice

>>514881364
fuck you NIGGER

I wish I was finnish but without the 2% asian admixture.

>>514879419 (OP)
It's not new at all, it's Erigone psychrophila which was discovered in 1871. Maybe you finngolians should stick to /uhg/ where you belong.

>>514879419 (OP)
liar

>>514879565
Clickbait articles about how its being used to keep drumf alive at tax payer expense

>>514879419 (OP)
Fascinating, especially with better and better cold-climate gear becoming publicly available.

>>514879419 (OP)
>live birth
and hairy. that makes it a mammal, no? except for that cold-blood and tits thing

Spiders are abominations

Total spider death

>>514879419 (OP)
That falls into solifugae, not arachnid, territory.
Not really a spider or a scorpion.

>>514880221
Smoothbrain here, but isn't the sexual dimorphism in most spiders is for the female to be the bigger one (as she has to 'hunt' more and need's more energetic resources/reserves to make offspring)?

>>514883611
Detroit spiders be safe

>>514880306
It’s actually
>>>/x/ related

Garloids are real now,
Roy Jay is real now,
Weaving and Cold
Blue and Gold
Eggs
https://youtu.be/Q7cI3UXKXvA

Spiders are cool and White-coded. Whenever someone spergs out about spiders I know it's a brown person.

>>514879419 (OP)
Cool

>>514884663
>anime avatar
>retarded opinion
Checks out

>>514879419 (OP)
Can we make it a giga spider and use them for riding like horses ?

>>514884289
>>514887778
Yes indeed.

We’ve always had Frozen Spiders.

Kek has always been an Egyptian God

Garloids have always been real

Roy Jay was always a comedian

There are strange things done, in the midnight Sun..
https://youtu.be/IBx_gzSWfHg

I also saw another one of our friends introduce himself today. So many friends, a coming along the way, here they are now.
https://youtu.be/-goLUhTBtrw
Come with me, the time is right
There's no better team
Arm in arm, we'll win the fight
It's always been our dream
https://youtu.be/7KgJSwX0yy0

https://youtu.be/xXQNdUpCQzw

>>514879419 (OP)
SPIDERS ARE BROS

>>514888644
We always have.

>>514879419 (OP)
Globohomo will create an artificial version of cryo-spider blood and live forever. Us lowly goys endlessly suffer.

>>514887778
https://youtu.be/Yn8CZyqfex8
>>514888841

One, two..

>>514882404
That’s fucking insane

>>514890439
ThankyouoyknahT

There are so many new things all around us, that have always been there.

>>514879419 (OP)
>The spider jumps over mosquitoes and eats them
so it's a jumper? neat. love those little guys.

>>514879419 (OP)
fun fact, if an isolated species inbreeds enough they eventually create a perfect version of their species

cheetahs for example are so inbred that they can share transplanted organs and skin grafts

>>514882404
Always have been.

how can there be life anywhere above Denmark

>>514880875
Shut up Old Nan.

>>514879419 (OP)
>>>/sci/
>>>/an/