Thread 514882678

Out of everyone, he deserves it for his hard work and genius desu

>>514882678 (OP)
I'm going to invest in Tesla and Dogecoin if I get my seasonal job back in march of 2026

>>514882678 (OP)
he has to grow the company by almost 700%

>>514882806
If it was anyone but him then yeah it’d sound impossible

He must fund the greatest philosopher of our times, rudyard lynch

>>514882806
The valuation of all these companies is sheer make believe at this point... since there are no limits to human delusion, there's no reason this is not possible.

>>514882678 (OP)
Utterly useless amount of money if you can't do anything good with it, like nuking washington dc and london for example.

>>514882678 (OP)
I wish i could get his tranny son pregnant so i become rich and fuck man bussy all nighr

>>514882678 (OP)
>>514882806
> borrow billions of moneys from the bank
> use money to buy billions of teslas
> stock price skyrockets
> get trillion dollar bonus
> pay back loans
> sell teslas

Infinite money glitch.

>>514882806
So is that a buy signal? Crazy how the stock market gets pumped to double and dumped every 4 months now and it still grows bigger.

One thing I’ve always wondered is, how is trading volume measurement for a stock capped. If you wrote software to buy and sell Tesla stock to itself for $7 a share tens of thousands of times a second, how far down could you drag the reported market price?

>>514882678 (OP)
Probably the greatest conman to ever do it. History will speak about him differently than the gaped mouth crowd.

>>514883142
>So is that a buy signal?
No. Why would an internal target be a buy signal?

>>514883458
Elon’s motivation is the buy signal you retard. If he sets aside his time and focuses back on Tesla then this shit is going to the moon. I’m literally telling you retards like I told you about BTC before that this will at least 2x if not 8x.

>>514882678 (OP)
>Tesla to award Musk
But it's his company?
>I reward you for all the good you have done

IT DOESNT MEAN SHIT
HES STILL A FUCKING KLEPTOMANIC
FRAUD AND A RECSSESIVE BOTCHED DICK FAGGOT THAT RAPES & ROBS
WOMEN FOR THIER GENETICS

>>514883917
>Elon’s motivation is the buy signal you retard.
You could say that about any CEO of any company, retard. Walmart could say that their CEO gets $1 trillion if the company grows 10x. That is not a buy signal

>>514882678 (OP)

>first trillionaire

I think many at Zimbabwe got that title first.

>>514884913
Oh man I hate smug tards like you. Elon is not any CEO. Did the CEO of Walmart or Pepsi build their companies from nothing, did they start successful rocket companies, or solar companies, or AI companies, or… You get the point? Elon isn’t just a manager. I’m sure you also said anyone could just make their own digital token so it’s worthless :’)

>>514884913
People are not equal, and neither are CEOs.