Thread 514883664

>Starmer appoints David Lammy as deputy PM to replace Rayner after resignation
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/c0lk8ye1979t

Shitshow Reshuffle Roundup:

> Liz Kendall now Science and Technology Secretary.
> Peter Kyle becomes Business Secretary.
> Steve Reed becomes Housing Secretary.
> Pat McFadden becomes new Work and Pensions Secretary with extra briefs in a new department.
> David Lammy will be Deputy PM and Justice Secretary.
> Shabana Mahmood will become Home Secretary.
> Yvette Cooper has been appointed Foreign Secretary. Despite the fact Lammy was guaranteed to stay in that post till the next election..
> Ian Murray has left post as Scottish Secretary.
> Lucy Powell is out as Leader of the Commons.
> Downing Street has briefed that Reeves is safe to calm the bond markets.

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>>514883664 (OP)
Funny... He doesn't look British.

>Be Brit
>Watch Britain will plunge into a year-long recession this autumn in which households will be hit by the deepest fall in living standards on record, the Bank of England has warned
>Inflation will now peak at 13.3 per cent in the final months of the year as average energy bills trebel from £1200 to £3500 by October
>It's impossible to get anything to rent in any major town in the UK for less than £900
>Liz Straight up says Chinese workers are better than lazy, low productivity Bri'ish workers who don't know the meaning of graft because British work culture is crap and and Brexit voters are idiots who just chose something because of hollow messages
https://youtu.be/7A5ehnIC-TI [Embed]
>UK loves the NHS, But they can see it's going downhill and needs more funding. Hence why the Tories use that £350m as a carrot to their Brexit stick
>America wants to export race mixing, BLM and LGBT issues and pushing non-binary/genderfluid/trans
>average house earns more by just sitting there all year than the average worker earns in a year
>houseprices: rose by 30k in the last year and growing as a result of a tax break that cost the taxpayer £3.6bn
>modern English tv: a black man and a paki gleefully cheering for the last white man
https://youtu.be/s9etnCbimNg [Embed] [Embed]
>Hey Northerners, we've decimated your industry, slashed nurse's wages by a quarter and we're spending 90% of your taxes on London
>Wow the northern is falling apart why do you keep asking us for money
>BBC video shows 6-year-old schoolkids being made to write 'gay' love letters
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/uWuy-aDwM4U
>"The largest group of property owners in London are Indians, who are represented by those who have lived in the UK for generations"
>NHS almost collapsed when they tried to enforce the vaccine mandate on doctors
>British women are massive sluts, it's not even funny
>Leave UK

>>514883664 (OP)
We South Africa post apartheid now, expect roving bands of niggers to kill farmers.

might have a cheeky bum wank

Josh is a Ρaedophile

AYE

David Lammy vs. Kemi Badenoch during PMQs.

>>514883664 (OP)
The Territories swore away sovereignty over these lands they are attempting to claim once more in 1783, and now, like ill-disciplined tribesmen, they claw for scraps of authority they no longer possess. A pitiable sort in the Isles, but our patience is not infinite.

Our favourite malnourished author is back.
>Authoritative to authoritarian: rightwing radicalisation is blurring the Conservatives’ political red lines
>On law and order, immigration, net zero, multiculturalism, press freedom, the British empire, Donald Trump’s administration, the European convention on human rights, the condition of British cities and general state of the nation, leading Conservative and Reform UK figures routinely say inflammatory things, far outside the supposed bounds of responsible conservatism.
Stop dismantling our grip on power!
>In some ways, Britain’s current rightwing politics of mingled libertarianism and authoritarianism, slippery populist pledges and largely symbolic policies, originates in the already half-forgotten era of Boris Johnson. He purged centrist Conservatives, illegally prorogued parliament, insulted Muslims and invoked English nationalism in ways that pleased the far right. Pro-Boris placards were waved at their rallies. Despite all his lying and rule-breaking, most of the rightwing media stayed loyal. Johnson’s path to victory at the 2019 election was eased by Farage’s Brexit party agreeing not to campaign in Tory seats. The British right became more uninhibited during these years, and has never really calmed down.
He thinks Boris was extreme.
>This week, Jenrick tried to sound tougher than both Farage and his own party leader, Kemi Badenoch, arguing that asylum seekers should be confined in “rudimentary prisons”, rather than the “holiday camps” proposed by Reform.
https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2025/sep/05/rightwing-radicalisation-conservatives-immigration-multiculturalism-press-freedom-britain

>>514883813
He is physically in Britain, therefore he is British. That's how it works, chuddy.

>>514883861
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pSoKc__7Oo0

no essays in the chat please.

>>514883664 (OP)
I loved watching Dave benson phillips on telly as a kid, i'm sure he will make a great PM

Another busy day transferring wealth from my boss to my landlord

Why does every single dumb brit/pol/ thread get bumped to the top while rest of /pol/ remains stagnant?

Why do these dumb brit/pol/s never address real issues faced by working class Brits?

Is it because brit/pol/s are baked by enemies of Brits?...

...and who lets these fake brit/pol/s get bumped to the top?

>>514883918
>Cat Check: This post constitutes stirring up racial hatred.

>>514883925
Shut the fuck up, Juan.

>>514883967
spare a thought for those who live and work for their landlordboss

>>514883945
>no essays in the chat please.
I'm going to write an essay about this.

crazy how crynonce, bodgdan and the memeflag paki poster all appear at the same time

>>514883934
Baseless nonsense. I don't believe you.

put the pakistani woman in charge of immigration, i am sure that will send the message this government is hardline on immigration

>>514883995
>0800 00...

Finish the line

>>514884059
It is a matter of record: the Territories shall conduct themselves in accordance with the treaties of civilization, or face permanent relegation. Thus the Isles shall remain in tutelage, until they learn civility.

>>514883927
Lol, the delusion, misinformation and lies of these scumbag of theg*rdian never held any legitimity or credibility

>>514883664 (OP)

Why doesnt he just release some kind of statement to justify the racially aggrevated hate campaigns that have contributed to the murder of children?

Should be pretty straightforward really..

>>514883960
loved this bastard so much as a kid, Get Your Own Back was fucking ace man

Deputy prime minister, more like chimputy chimp chimpster

>>514884262
You and your entire family are going to be deported.

>>514883960
some people here would choose to deport Dave Benson Phillips to Trinidad.

>>514883918
Beat me to it

I just want all the browns out. Even the slightly swarthy welshmen.

it is 2029, david lammy is the leader of labour and the PM, kemi badenoch is the leader of the tories.

Are nige is the last stand of implicit white man electorlism

>Downing Street has announced Jonathan Reynolds will be the new government chief whip.

LOL

>>514883664 (OP)
>> Shabana Mahmood will become Home Secretary.
This will be the news that will rile up the gammons the most

>>514883664 (OP)
>Starmer appoints David Lammy as deputy PM to replace Rayner after resignation
so the plan is to leave two niggers leading the old parties and then all defect to Reform to maintain their uniparty political class.

>>514884391
Did anyone notice this?

mad how all joshletos larps appear at the same time whilst he has a ragebaiting melty because he thinks a politics forum is his personal blog. He's going to be having a melty all day today because people are talking politics and he doesn't know anything about that

>>514884461
Anyone???

>>514884461
Who cares.
Just want the royals out. Useless bunch.

>>514884329
Unlike you, my family has been present on this soil for hardly longer than the Mayflower's arrival. Such provincial thinking, perhaps you should join your spear-chucking fellows on the Isles.

>>514884558
Nice LARP, faggot. You're still going back to Mexico.

>>514884461
She was a papist traitor who should have been banished back in the 90s but things were already well on the slide in this country by that point.

>Douglas Alexander will be the new Scotland secretary.
Last held that position in 2007(!) under Tone

>>514884442
1. Ethnicity isn't important
2. Lammy won't be leading the Labour party, Sir Keir will remain the leader

The Law Commission quote this Home Affairs Committee. They want the images included to be illegal. Images that depicts reality: Muslims abusing our girls while their frantic fathers are arrested. It's a blunt portrayal of what occurred in this country. Their response is to suggest it be made a “serious crime”.

Kick a Paki in the cunt!

>>514884558
lower your tone when you speak about other countries and their difficulties. You'd have to be on the spectrum to be this autistic to not understand the basics: do not throw stones when you live in a glass house.

>>514884433
>it is 2029, david lammy is the leader of labour and the PM, kemi badenoch is the leader of the tories.
Moron.
Lammy isn't even elected as deputy leader. He's appointed as deputy PM by the PM (Starmer), the two roles are very different, but it's confusing to retardo lard fuckers because they sit on the outside.
If you try your hand at satire, try making it based in reality to begin with would you. Lammy is only set upon that path if he is then elected as deputy leader (by the members) and also Starmer dies in post.

Lammys time really is up. He's already been demoted from foreign sec and given deputy PM, a nothing role as consolation prize.
What does he win? Standing up to Badenoch's shit questions on the Wednesdays that Starmer feels like kissing Trump's trotters.

>>514883664 (OP)
>Peter Kyle becomes Business Secretary.
he was getting too many 'donations' from tech firms he was giving contracts to. maybe as business secretary he will have to listen to bankers moan.

>>514883918
Why is everyone a chimp? Doesn't work.

>>514884678
Starmer is on his way out. They're grooming Lammy to replace him.

>>514884316
A get your own back for adults would hit the spot right now
>Today I'm getting my own back on my bitch ex wife

>>514884684
Laws can be undone. Withstand the assault bros.

>>514884791
changing face of british demographics innit

>>514884749
The Territories issue edicts beyond their quaint shores, forgetting they renounced sovereignty here long ago. Truly, their memory is as short as their empire.
You dare speak of tone?

>>514883927
>balding, grubby clothed, unkempt, vegan looking
he only need to chop off his cock and he'll be made Editor of the guardian

>>514884878
The United States is less than 35% white in 2025. You've become so desperate you've have to pretend brown mexicans pass as white now. It was over for you 30 years ago. So yes, lower your tone.

>>514884674
>>Douglas Alexander
Starmer's government never beating the stale blairite/thatcherism party allegations. Alexander's a right fossil they tried to install Starmer stye in that seat because he wouldn't win in Paisley.

>>514884678
What kind of retard would read that and think I mean Starmer is stepping down right now? Very low IQ reply. As expected of a nigger.

wahey its friday time to do fuck all for the entire weekend!!

>>514884440
tone deaf by queer keir to be honest. might be the worst thing he has done yet. who in No. 10 thought this was a good idea.

Which of the cabinet have the biggest cock?
I’m thinking Lammy

>>514884996
If Starmer goes a new leader is then voted on and elected. This isn't America or whatever lame system you paddies adopted in your republic.

im sure she will be tough on illegal immigration

>>514885110
Mmm chopped off cats head on pepperoni pizza

>>514885154
>lame

>>514885166
Well this is it
Our deathknell

>>514884984
A savage polity censors when it cannot argue. A civilized one contends with words. Tell me — to which do the Territories belong?
One does not ‘watch tone’ when addressing mere provinces. One issues decrees, and the provinces endure them.

>>514885132
Leetha Nandy

>>514885166
>Reform (+3)

>>514885117
On the contrary, it seems more like a deliberate middle finger. We know how much contempt this party has for its people.

>>514883927
>the British empire
NOBODY CARES ABOUT THE FUCKING EMPIRE!
>of mingled libertarianism and authoritarianism
brain damage
>illegally prorogued parliament
I honestly can't even remember the details of that besides the kvetching

>>514884992
I'm wondering when Lil Jon (Ashworth) gets a safe seat nomination.

Lammy Deputy PM is actually a shrewd move, if you oust starmer then you've got this clown in charge until a GE.
Like a built in self destruct, or starmers dead man switch.

>>514884684
>stirring up hatred
So engaging in free speech?

Nitrate loading ahead of the race, don't often get a lot in my diet and I must say it's given me something of a mild high.
Worth trying if you're into sports, well researched.

>>514883664 (OP)
Magicless Johnson.

Diane Abbott for PM

>>514885349
>>the British empire
>NOBODY CARES ABOUT THE FUCKING EMPIRE!
It's always fucking Guardian faggots saying this stuff. Nobody talks about the empire more than they do.

How do you reckon she'll handle the kangaroo balls?

>>514885523
if you oust starmer as PM there is a new leadership election which takes 6 weeks or so.

>>514883927

Andy Beckett lives in a nice quaint 95% white village in the Cotswolds or the Malverns called something like Little Cockinghamshire, where the only nonwhites he interacts with are those who clean his nice thatched cottage, where he holds regular dinner parties with his journo pals where they all sip wine around the Aga oven and clutch pearls about "the genocide in Gaza" or "the rise of the far right". All these people need to be executed.

>>514883664 (OP)

Right wing, we just tell the truth, TV news.

Freedom fighters for truth, justice, and accountability.

Isreali flashlight anchorman talking with a Muslim MP about potential threats to their shared agenda.

like a broken calculator ... It just doesn't add up.

>>514885716
Right ok, thanks

>>514885692
There's nobody alive who remembers the empire yet it's a bigger factor in our cultural lives than it was in the 1960s. It's just so tiresome.
Reminds me of Americans being super angry about the heckin Confederacy moreso now than back in the 1870s, and those doing the moaning are at best Ellis Islanders and at worst jeets who arrived 4 years ago and keep slaves back home.

>>514885788
> the author of The Searchers: Five Rebels, their Dream of a Different Britain, and their many enemies (Penguin, 2024), a study of Diane Abbott, Tony Benn, Jeremy Corbyn, Ken Livingstone and John McDonnell

>>514885788
F U C K I N G H A M S H I R E

>>514885921
>Reminds me of Americans being super angry about the heckin Confederacy moreso now than back in the 1870s, and those doing the moaning are at best Ellis Islanders and at worst jeets who arrived 4 years ago and keep slaves back home.

Yes. I am descended from a Union general and literally the only people I encounter who give a shit about muh confederacy are brownoids looking to score points.

gimme the qrd on Lammy

>>514886128
Brincels seethe because he’s an intelligent, successful left-leaning black man with a big black penis that bangs white girls

>>514884831
I imagine Starmer will try and stay at the top until Labour are voted out of office

>>514884996
You don't know what my ethnicity is, I could be white, or brown, or anything

>>514883664 (OP)
where exactly was rayners flat again??

>>514886128
Fat nigger

>>514886128
He is the most English Englishman there ever was.

>>514886128
>Fat
>Nigger
>Low IQ
Watch his appearance on mastermind

>>514885389
Lil Jon may have gotten the boot at the election but like everyone else involved in the dethroning of Corbyn he was rewarded afterwards.
He didn't get a seat in the lords (yet) but he is now chief executive of labour together.
And if you're a fan of Rayner's dodgy tax filings, you'll know he stands or stood to make up to 250 grand a year in lost donations..

..if only Labour weren't losing donors. Well, at least the think tank's safe (for now).

>>514886128
He'll open the floodgates for black skin criminals getting out into the street whilst arresting anyone attempting to prevent the digital ID revolution

>>514886111
It seems to be the case across the entire Anglo (although increasingly no longer Anglo) world that issues like Abos, Maori, injuns, alleged Indian wealth extraction, slavery, ACW etc many of which have been dead issues for decades, if not centuries are now being relitigated in the popular discourse while those doing the reviving are adamant that White supremacy is still stronger than ever.

>>514886381
oh, apparently LT is floundering under his leadership. Blue Labour not doing so well it seems.
Shit, that's a good metaphor for Starmer's government.

>>514884766
He is justice secretary too. Expect racial justice. Decriminalisation of being a nigger etc

>>514886128
his white wife might be jewish. he is from tottenham.

>>514886128
absolute cockwomble

Guardian opinion on Douglas Alexander's appointment:

>Douglas Alexander’s appointment as the new Scotland secretary suggests strongly that Keir Starmer believes Labour needs a more cerebral and effective political operator in the post, with Scottish Labour struggling to overturn a steep slump in the polls.

lol

>>514884461
I have absolutely no idea who she is. Looks good for 92, if that's a recent picture.

>>514886530
>might be
Mate, come on. The "antisemitism" crisis really curbed rejection of a certain element within Labour. We've toned it down to "might be", grim.

https://xcancel.com/RobertJenrick/status/1964005972457775549#m
>Congratulations on your new job @DavidLammy
>I look forward to Justice Questions.
Jenrick with the bants

>>514886530
>The daughter of Sir Malcolm Green and Julieta Preston (1943−2018), Green has a diverse heritage that includes Ashkenazi Jewish, Russian Orthodox and Anglican roots.
When you're ready, you won't have to do an early life check.

I wonder how demoralised the Muslims are to see the whole Arab world bend the knee to Israel while it forms greater israel
The fact there hasn't been any chimpouts confirms that every terror attack is just a state sponsored act.

>>514886796
And the water is made out of BAMES

>>514886767
>Justice Questions with Lammy v Jenrick
oh god, these will be required viewing

just went chippy lads

>>514883750
>the government, celebrities, and glowies are all pedos
WE KNOW

>>514883664 (OP)
Earthbis not ball satsnic not science convex vectors are jot a plane earthbsi not a ball and dinos never existed space is scientifically impossible and fske and Anglicans go to hell ugle shit and uk to be Zimbabwe in hyperinflation 3 2 1

>person in charge of rape gang inquiry is now a Pakistani Muslim
I'm sure this will have no effect on the results whatsoever

>>514886659
>>Douglas Alexander’s appointment as the new Scotland secretary suggests strongly that Keir Starmer believes Labour needs a more cerebral and effective political operator in the post, with Scottish Labour struggling to overturn a steep slump in the polls.
u wot
That's a Sarwar and Starmer problem. Sarwar's fucking mental and loves Starmer, refusing to pull away from WM.
The SNP were genuinely incompetent for a decade until Swinney took control of them again but even they seem better than a Starmer aligned run.

Getting rid of Murray who used all his political capital to swear fealty to Starmer won't change the course when Alexander was put into the only seat they were projected to possibly win back in Scotland.
He was put in Starmer style. The Scottish public won't buy it, that's fucking mental that is.

>>514883750
Judeo creemaosnic baby fuckignmovimg there's and nigher satansimmand juden shit earthbis not a ball moon adn sun sre not balls

>>514883742
I

>>514886381
>labour together
i was looking at the Labour Together Team and the Chief of Staff worked at The Behavioural Insights Team (BIT), also known unofficially as the "Nudge Unit". which is now 'owned' by nesta, which i think is a Quango.
https://www.bi.team/

>>514883664 (OP)
Wouldn't surprise me if this nigger became pm. Not because people voted him in, but just some Jewy move by Starmer.

>>514887006
Negative testosterone image

>>514883664 (OP)
Would be top tier bants if starmer stepped down and we got lammy

Would mean that both the first brown and the first black prime ministers were unelected.

>>514887006
>the shittest indie band you've ever seen

so erm, not really into politics tbqh, which fronthole has been fucked off? Is it the ginger one that used to eat dog food or the one that cries a lot? Or the gummy BAME one? Qrd?

>>514887123
The ginger council estate slag

>>514886763
i'd never seen a good picture of her and never looked her up.

>>514887167
>council estate slag
corr

>>514887123
Ginger resigned after suffering a bout of taxxies, Starmer played musical chairs with everyone else to cope with the loss.

>>514887006
It's all insider jobs for knobs mate.
It was formed by Blue Labour because they thought "Red ed" was why they lost in 2015. It was composed of Glasman types.
McSweeney was in control throughout the first Corbyn coup, through the second until Starmer took control of Labour and he became strategist.

Jobs for knobs, mate. Jobs for knobs.

>>514887073
Pmqs would never start on time again.

>>514883664 (OP)
>Ian Murray has left post as Scottish Secretary.
Surprised by that, he is Labour's longest-lasting MP in Scotland, and I don't think her has anything controversial about him.

https://xcancel.com/CrimeLdn/status/1963912607678566555#m
>A woman jailed for life in Dubai
>Mia O'Brien, 23, was sentenced to life in a Dubai prison.
>Her mother wouldn't go into detail in what Mia was sentenced for in Dubai.
Free the gyaldem

Only Socialism with Chinese characteristics can save UK.

I need to find myself a woman to settle down with. I looked under the sofa but no luck.

>>514887250
>Nigger leaders of both labour and conservatives

>>514887073
>>514887073
It's not like being the American vice president. If Starmer resigned or died,Lammy would be acting PM in a caretaking role until the ruling party voted on a new leader or parliament is dissolved and there's a general election.

>In November last year Downing Street guaranteed that David Lammy would be Foreign Secretary for the entirety of the Parliament.
Awkward

>>514887333
She'll be pardoned in a month or two.

Am in bed lads

>>514887282
>and I don't think her has anything controversial about him.
His only claim to fame is that he was the only one left up until 2024.
Other than that, it was usual centrist coup shit through Corbyn's tenure and going along with the antisemitism narrative once Starmer was elected.
He's a yes man is all. He might actually lose his seat in 2029 if he doesn't stand down too.

>>514886940
and simultaneously a Sri Lankan Muslim becomes Reform's head of policy
all that's left is for the Conservatives to elect one as party leader

>>514887333
is she an animatronic

>>514886128
He's a massive fucking idiot.

>>514887548
A race grifting gorilla nigger idiot to be precise.

>For the first time ever the holders of the three great offices of state beyond PM (chancellor, foreign secretary, home secretary) are all women
And the countries never been deeper in the crapper

>>514887548
> slave ship

It’s a tea clipper

>>514887548
>Stripped of their rights
I'm sure they had a very stringent set of rights

>>514887548
>This kind of colonial amnesia is at the root of Britain's problems
Maaaaaaaaate, get your house in order. Look at which one of the lords backed you and what they stand for.
They're the root of Britain's problems and they seek a return to it you silly sod! What did you think Blue Labour wanted? Mass immigration? Come on you dafty, look at the telly, and you still got in bed with that.

Fucking bampot this lad is.

>>514883664 (OP)
>Starmer is on the ropes over immigration
>makes Kunte Kinte justice secretary
>makes Bollywood muzrat home secretary
That'll fix it Kier, you fucking thick twat!

>>514887548
they were stripped of their rights and enslaved by africans, they were sold to merchants who put them on ships. if they had rights they wouldn't have been product at a slave market

The practitioner is worse than the practice. To say it's fine to hate Islam, but it isn't fine to hate Muslims, makes no sense. If I hate the belief, which is nothing but an abstract concept, then why wouldn't I detest a practitioner of that belief who brings it to life far more?

>migrants sail across the channel
>to erase our identity
sound of the summer

I was in Enniskillen today. There's tranny flags all over the place. I seen a literal "FtM" tranny. It was like 5 foot nothing. What the fuck is happening?

>>514887548
What happened with that taxi he never paid for?

Labour is crumbling.
Conservatives are dead.
Reform is the only outcome.

>>514887505
Shes a law student who got involved with the wrong people

>>514887609
guy has an IQ on par with josh and a political understanding to match, beyond belief he's even an MP let alone deputy PM

>>514887469
The only difference between Reform and Your Party is their stance on trannies

>>514887858
Is that John Healey? Needs another pass mate.

>>514887844
>I seen a literal "FtM" tranny.
I find them funnier than the men in dresses.

>kier starmer's handwriting
Why have we got an actual toddler running the country?

BBC on Mrs. Balls' FS appointment:

>Yvette Cooper’s appointment means the UK has now had no fewer than six foreign secretaries in the last five years: David Lammy, David Cameron, James Cleverly, Liz Truss and Dominic Raab

>This merry-go-round at the top of British diplomacy will dismay allies who have long complained about the ever-changing stream of new British foreign ministers. Not only does it mean relationships have to continually be rebuilt, but it also adds to a sense of inconsistency in UK foreign policy.

>Cooper has some foreign experience – I travelled with her to Iraq last year as she sought to tackle illegal migration at source. But she has fewer relationships than Lammy in Washington; unlike him, she is not a friend of the US Vice-President JD Vance.

>And she inherits wars in Ukraine and the Middle East where the diplomacy is complex and nuanced and she will have her work out getting up to speed. Within days, she will attend the United Nations General Assembly in New York where the UK is expected to recognise a Palestinian state unless Israel meets conditions.

>A tough task for any novice foreign secretary.

She's gonna fuck it right up.

Boring Toryboy wankchat thread
On a fucking Friday as well

>>514887958
It is kinda funny. lol
It's the first time I ever seen one IRL
But seriously, where did all this come from? I don't even know

>>514887752
>BME
Leaving out the A? How ethnonarcissistic

>>514887548
Wasn't Britain the first country to ban slavery or something? Then like, made other countries stop doing it as well? Or did I imagine it? I like to imagine colours and shapes sometimes

Normally I'm into Asian girls, but redheads are another weakness of mine.

>>514886872
You can literally just deport Muslims and they won't do shit about it. 15 million kikes brutally raped 1.5 billion Muslims. Europeans can do the same. The real problem is the traitors who want them there.

>>514888056
I was watching a police documentary last week. There was one on there. As soon it spoke, all my suspicions were proven correct. It's funny when they're stood next to actual men. They're tiny.

>>514887793
>why wouldn't I detest a practitioner of that belief who brings it to life far more?
They have been raised from birth to never disobey or question that ideology, or to develop a natural sense of curiosity high enough to even consider it might be wrong.
Hate the ideology all you like, but hating the followers is just retarded. Muslims are the PRIMARY victim of their toxic ideology. Even the terrorists.
Which is not to say you excuse their behaviour, or allow them free reign to act with impunity. But hating them for being raised too thick to question it? Come on, anon. You can do better than that.

>>514884433
This is Ed Davey erasure

>Islamic Europe is inevitable!
Don't listen do demoralization shills. 90 million Anglos around the world can absolutely make east London look like Gaza.

>>514888150
As much as I dislike the Jews, I do find it funny how they continuously humiliate Muslims.

>2029 election: Lammy vs Cleverly (or Olukemi) vs Farage (actually Mohammed) vs Davey
Well, looks like I'm voting Lib Dem

>>514888289
Gaza is one of the biggest Whitepills in decades. Too bad it had to be delivered by kikes. It turns out a bunch of inbred religious freaks are bad at war.

>>514887785
>they were sold to merchants
In exchange for bits of bronze tat lmao

https://www.ashmolean.org/article/brass-manilla-west-africa
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Manilla_(money)

>>514888078
>Wasn't Britain the first country to ban slavery or something?
I think Haiti did it first, but who give a fuck about that toilet?

The new Home Secretary is a paki! Britain's borders are SAVED!

>>514888351
Didn't even include Corbyn (actually Sultana) vs Polanski (this one speaks for itself).

>>514888406
These "people" only have power because traitors in your country give it to them.

>>514888406
The new home sec was wanting to have us leave the ECHR a few months back and wanted to give you a dose of the Alan Turing treatment if she thought you were noncing.
Your arsehole should clench up a bit. Cooper's a softie next to Mahmood. Mahmood feeds a different beast.

>>514887701
It actually carried something useful.

>>514887855
Soiled to the point it had to be written off

Grim.

>>514888426
Your Party is going to be so funny when it gets 30 50 year old Paki uncles elected and they all have to pretend to listen to a 30 year old up jumped little girl talk to them about trans rights

>>514888197
If they lack agency over their beliefs, then that's even more reason to refuse them entry and deport the ones already here.

>>514887858
>Reform is the only outcome.
Lmao. More of the same.

>>514888590
>Eid-ership
truer words never spoken

>>514888078
west africa squadron spent a lot of british money and lives to kill it and the thanks you get is infinite bames. it's disgusting.

>>514888611
Agreed. But I wouldn't hate them, even as I was herding them onto the plane at gunpoint. I feel sorry for them. They've actually been told they're better than other people by being brainwashed into a deathcult.

>>514888078
Portuguese were the last iirc

>>514888208
Who?

>>514888197
>Hate the ideology all you like, but hating the followers is just retarded.
Fucking retard. Islam in isolation is irrelevant, it's the adherent at your door exploding that is the real issue
>Muslims are the PRIMARY victim of their toxic ideology
Nobody cares

>>514888705
It's all so tiresome.

>>514888197
>Hate the ideology all you like, but hating the followers is just retarded.
How does this make any sense, an ideology with no followers is just nothing.

>>514888819
Just don't draw any cartoons, and they won't murder you.

Always makes me laff seeing Chinese/jap girls on tinder/bumble and it says “user is photo verified” as if they couldn’t just upload a picture of any other chinky woman
They wouldn’t be able to tell the difference
Cos they all look the fucking same
Still swiped right

>>514888819
>Islam in isolation is irrelevant
Then isolate it, moron. Picking a fight with 1.5 billion people who've been convinced they will go to heaven if they blow themselves up and take you with them is goldfish-brained.
Just take away their toys. Without our help, they can't even manufacture a fucking car for christ sakes!

>>514887752
>mostly helped white children
I think white children can learn and be rehabilitated

WTF

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/embed/video/3504685.html

>>514888878
>an ideology with no followers is just nothing.
My point. Hating them is exactly how they've been taught to behave. I'm sure copying them will work out fine for you, just like it did for them.

>>514888992
Wasn't there a story about some chinky woman who unlocked another chink's laptop using face recognition a while ago?

One positive in the continued arms race between YouTube and ad blockers is that I sometimes get to enjoy ridiculous adverts like this. I completely believe he got that body by practicing Tai Chi.

>>514889034
Oh god, she starts singing.

>>514889009
I doubt many brit/pol/ posters give a single shit if they're throwing fags off roofs in Yemen or stoning women in Afghanistan (unless they're on a expansionist crusade genocide hype) but the real issue is that there are browns (not necessarily in the civ nat framework of heckin Islamists) in our country

>>514889161
>Tren Chi

Wogs out

willies out

>>514883664 (OP)
Hi everyone, I just took a massive shit and it was a fat brown success. Bit of an explosion at first, left a lot of shit shrapnel around the bowl which didnt come off after the first initial flush, had to go back in with some TP and wipe it off, but after that first initial splat it was absolue magic, no straining, just nice and smooth. Considering all that white bread and white pastry I had for dinns yesterday im relieved. Don't neglect your fruit and veg, anons, thats all i gotta say.

>>514888527
Britain will never ever ever ever leave the ECHR under Human Rights lawyer Commie Keir. Ever.

>>514889290
>the real issue is that there are browns (not necessarily in the civ nat framework of heckin Islamists) in our country
It's an issue, yes. But not a difficult one. They will behave when told, and leave when they are told. The real problem child is Islam. We all know they won't leave without a bloody fight, because it's ideological.
But hate just gets in the way of thinking the problem through. Do you hate the fly you swat? Or the ants when you pour boiling water down their nesthole?
I'm guessing there are those here who would say yes, just to be argumentative, but seriously? Can we not just deal with the muslim problem withour blowing a blood vessel fuse in the brain?

>>514883664 (OP)

The UKs number one political editor has chirped up a bit.

He's obviously recieved lots of reassurance from labour MPs that he will be protected from any consequences of anti white, organised criminal campaigns which encourage attacks from hostile minorities with corrupt state protection from consequences.

Considering current events, thats not really a surprise is it...

>>514889536
>muh he respects human rights
>which makes him a commie
Rightoids brainless as ever

>>514888193
You can just see it in their face too. Especially their eyes

>>514883813
>Funny... He doesn't look British.
He's English because he's white at the bottom of his feet.

>>514886273
hey schlomo

>>514888133
i would absolutely smash her fartbox in with my cock, if you know what i mean

>>514889664
My god I hope no one stabs him in the neck if he ever became pm

>>514883918
notice there are a minority of orangutans in the benches, which are a different species of apes. life imitates art.

>>514889638
occunonce have you invited any syrian or palestinian refugees to live at your house yet?

>>514889638
Nice strawman, tranny.
YWNBAW

>>514889592
>. We all know they won't leave without a bloody fight, because it's ideological.
Yeah and the "Christian" blacks and Hindu jeets will? Fuck off retard, it's a race issue not one of ideology

>>514888624
More Indians!!

>>514889870
>it's a race issue not one of ideology
I naver claimed otherwise. Just pointing out that hate is a negative emotion which gets in the way of critical thinking.
Obviously, in your case.

>>514889034
jesus christ

>>514889034
This is our based right-wing revolutionary party.
Boomer cringe.

>>514889034
cringe

>>514890055
Sounds like he's looking back in anger. We don't fuss about the extreme violent whiteophobia coming from organised islam.

>>514890055
Hang wogs

>>514889034
What the hell was that?

>>514890055
For anyone who wants to watch it:
https://nitter.poast.org/ShockatAdam/status/1963672826613019034#m

>>514890055
>shockat
Fucking sick of these stupid bam names.

>>514885706
dunno but she'll buy the kangaroo pouch as a 4th property and forget to pay tax on it

>>514889034
I'm not watching it. Hmph!

JEZ WE CAN

>>514890362
No need really, he's just preaching to an empty room, everyone is outside his hotel shouting for him to be deported.

>Wog and actual retard as deputy PM
>Paki Home Secretary
Gammonzilla can't flatten Westminster soon enough.

>>514885706
She'll bite them off raw, right from a live kangaroo.

>>514890491
One side favours Jews. The other side favours Muslims. I'd like a side that favours our own.

>>514890453
Ungovernable.

Saw some faggot the other day claiming that being a muslim doesn't make a person any less British.
Fucking delusional.
If we were deport every muslim unless they could prove that they had either English, Welsh or Scottish ancestry how many muslims would even be left here? I'm guessing that the muslim population of this country would plummet by at least 98%

I heil Deputy Führer Lammy

>>514890713
I don't care what happens to either of them.
I would like my own country back

>>514887548
Right the wrongs
Ship 'em back

>>514890453
gayboy

>>514890713
ILLEGAL OPINION
Retract your post immediately!

>>514890779
Yes. The culture of the land should match the culture of the people of that land. Islam is only present here due to the presence of foreigners. Remove them and it'll become almost extinct here.

>>514890747
I'm too powerful.

>>514890866
>seeving
lmao

>>514890004
Except your points are shit because you're trying to be 2 smart 4 u

>>514885110
Mate what the fuck am I looking at?

>>514891052
why are you posting little kids you weirdo?

>>514889034
come on boomers show Stockbelugaplate some love.

>>514891101
pizza party for cats

>>514890491
Will this mean more reparations we need to pay?

>>514891139
That's you innit

>>514891116
>seething memeflag
jeet until proven israeli

>>514885788
No they need to be forced to live in Bradford for a month

Yawn boring. It's like a foreigner understands stuff. If the PM resigns. It's a no confidence. It means either a General Election or Labour the party vote a new PM. Deputy rarely gain anything else.

>>514891263
>paedophile

>>514891159
Pizza party?

>>514891325
>saar do not redeem hu tao posting

>>514891081
at least I don't have to abbreviate simple 1 sylable words.

>>514891159
MI5 id.
Wrong 'un.

>>514891379
only if you're a cool cat

>>514891307

The party vote a new leader. What does deputy do? Hmm. Explain.

>>514891379
I heard it first

>>514891463
(You)

>>514891519
i've been done

>another friday evening
>another friday wahey anon hasn't posted

When will Lammy take Starmer’s spot as head nigga in charge?

>>514891793
Imagine Lammy sending Skynewsnonce to the Ukrainian front

>>514891807
I unironically want to see Gammonzilla vs Kong Lammy

>>514891263
>guys its okay i'm just an ironic nonce
kys

>Tiktok was allowed to operate as long as they removed the anti-israeli stuff
Trump's Law: Everything he does, he does it for them.

>>514883664 (OP)
>Africa is our (jewish) future

>>514891607
>things that happen in india
Don't care. Not my problem.

>>514891874
>k-kys
Calm down seethemong, yeah?

>>514891863
>Gammonzilla
>Kong Lammy
Which one are you heiling?

>>514891607

No point in explain to dumb topic generated by an American or something. He thinks it's a VP. It isn't. Similar but not the same. There are a few other things that might make Lammy PM. But it's utterly unlikely, very bad odds.

In the event of a resignation the party decide a new leader. There will be a no confidence at some point. Regardless at this rate.

Don't like where this thread is going

>>514892058
It's nearly over fren hang in there

>>514892058
Page 10? I heard most threads that end up there die.

>>514892058
Bake a new one then dickhead.

>>514891879
he won't call them out because they control the money
he's caught and captured

>>514892164
>>514892163
>>514892137
This is the final britpol
Do not bake a new one.
Do not bake.

>>514892058
>Call in all the IDF and antifa bots on discord.

>>514892208
Hello darkness my old friend

>>514892201
Probably more kiddy fucking related.

>>514891879
>USS liberty
>hall of cost
That is a bit of a leap.

If you like anime you're a paedophile simple as

>>514891793
>>another friday wahey anon hasn't posted
WAHEY! It's friday, lads!

I don't think I'm the normal WIFLs poster, but I join in sometimes because it's fun.

Deputy OM
>>514892021
It's not only the Americans or the spastics here. Even my dumbarse mates irl don't seem to remember that when the PM resigns there is an election or leadership contest. Other than vital functions government essentially shuts down. There are no new policy decisions taken. It's not a constitutional role like VP is to the American system where like LBJ if something happens to the president the become president for the remainder of the term.

>>514882506
Paedo don on the ropes

>>514892121
Yes.
>>514892201
>>514892283
>>514892313
Trump was always containment by the zionist faction. They took the genuine right-wing discontent and turned it into neocon zionism by slapping a populist coat of paint on it.

>>514890625
fair play to whoever drew that, it's pretty funny

>>514892401
The right wing has always been populist grifters though

>>514892058

It holds rank in death or demise to command temporarily until a leader is selected. In that regard it's similar. I don't think the PM can pass that ballot either as in stepping down here is your next lesder. A contest occurs. Labour decide another leader.

Everytime from memory. It's a glorified secretary. Obviously at that level it's more.

>>514892354
It's not just /pol/ memes from the past. It's become the future for all of us, literally. Get over the cringe and start planning.

>>514892463
Gotta love it when the left's attempts to monster the opposition backfires this badly.

bogscran melty

police in riot gear out in cheshunt for some reason

>>514890625
Football and school is back on so gammonzilla is busy chugging tinnies and seething on brit/pol

Their seems to be a feeling of change in the air, do you think it will amount to anything?

>>514883664 (OP)
David Lammy discloses his plan to invade Israel

https://youtu.be/phPMSCcpb40?t=4

>>514892851
kek

>>514892851
Would anyone anywhere in the world shed a tear if London burned?

>>514883664 (OP)

Much bigger problem is Pakistani government plant, the Home Secretary.

>>514893518
Yeah loads
The UK would sink under the waves without it

>>514883664 (OP)
>import the third-world
>https://www.tiktok.com/@ustreme/video/7505030275483585814/

>>514893669
Money is fake, its a system of trust and anything built on that trust can fail at any time.

The min-maxxer in me doesn't want to post when the thread is this close to dying

Anons, watching Zulu, I urgently need that quote from current zulu king about how black ruin africa.

>>514893562
As I predicted: >>514884440

whats for dindins

>>514893890
new
>>514893890
when
>>514893890
bready

>>514892920
Isn't there a hotel protest there?

>>514893808
>Money is fake
When it can buy material things and political power it's not exactly fake
Either way without London none of yous would have Universal Credit