Thread 514886202

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Anonymous (ID: LKEEb//x)

9/5/2025, 6:57:24 PM No.514886202 >>514886425 >>514886519 >>514886533 >>514886639 >>514886758 >>514886771 >>514886857 >>514887986 >>514888256 >>514888648 >>514888953 >>514889059 >>514889354 >>514889674 >>514890076 >>514890306 >>514890319 >>514890333 >>514890387 >>514890462 >>514890507 >>514890512 >>514890618 >>514890809 >>514890815 >>514891155 >>514894790 >>514895066 >>514895124 >>514895183 >>514895382 >>514895684 >>514897455 >>514898376 >>514898579 >>514898624 >>514899342 >>514899506 >>514899603 >>514899956 >>514901055 >>514901251 >>514902227 >>514903234 >>514903343 >>514904111 >>514904452 >>514904901 >>514905222

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Shouldn't have said clanker, meatbag

Anonymous (ID: Z1XPVuIP)

9/5/2025, 6:59:45 PM No.514886352 >>514896101

He tried his best.

Anonymous (ID: hAEz1k6J)

9/5/2025, 6:59:56 PM No.514886369

clean it up janny

Anonymous (ID: tEli7O+8) 9/5/2025, 7:00:46 PM No.514886425 >>514887033 >>514888522

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>>514886202 (OP)
But what about my coffee...

Anonymous (ID: jnobbE5+)

9/5/2025, 7:02:02 PM No.514886513

Baristas can now rest easy knowing their minimum wage jobs won't be replaced by robots any time soon

Anonymous (ID: ObFZdnkK)

9/5/2025, 7:02:04 PM No.514886519 >>514886754 >>514890123 >>514894770 >>514897427 >>514905536

>>514886202 (OP)
We have 2 robot arms at work, when they fuck up they throw 60kg steel billets around. We have put them in their own wage cages to stop them murdering people. They still destroy expensive measurement stuff though.
>the arm, she is angry
Gets said quite a bit by the pole who monitors the machine.

Anonymous (ID: kWPeSm5h)

9/5/2025, 7:02:18 PM No.514886533 >>514890887 >>514896342

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>>514886202 (OP)
Musk technology meanwhile China has this 50 years ago.

>Smartest brainlet in the world btw.

The US propaganda really is supreme.

Anonymous (ID: 38iWLf0S)

9/5/2025, 7:04:09 PM No.514886639

>>514886202 (OP)
Something about faceless robots failing simple tasks floods me with melancholy.

Anonymous (ID: 38RAmb+8)

9/5/2025, 7:04:21 PM No.514886650

>Calls you an NPC
>Ruins your coffee
>Goes back to it's life as if nothing happened

BASED ALERT

Anonymous (ID: cFzcVzRq)

9/5/2025, 7:05:47 PM No.514886754 >>514887853 >>514894400 >>514894770 >>514895693 >>514897427

>>514886519
We had one thats nicknamed godzilla launch about 2000kg of shit through a plexiglass window once. It happened to be exactly when a bunch of chief executive people were touring the place. Had to be an assassination attempt.

Anonymous (ID: 7DZQkivK)

9/5/2025, 7:05:48 PM No.514886758

>>514886202 (OP)
Ask to our AI chatbot for a refund, goy...

Anonymous (ID: p2zFGYJb)

9/5/2025, 7:06:07 PM No.514886771 >>514902110

>>514886202 (OP)
Oh wow, precise instruments need to be recalibrated periodically. Robots BTFO.

Anonymous (ID: uWB5QXzr)

9/5/2025, 7:07:18 PM No.514886857

>>514886202 (OP)
>one proof of concept
>wants money to release more
who's going to refill and maintain the machine? might as well fucking hire someone at that point

Anonymous (ID: 0mnz+wDD)

9/5/2025, 7:09:53 PM No.514887033

>>514886425
not my problem beep boop

Anonymous (ID: ObFZdnkK)

9/5/2025, 7:20:58 PM No.514887853

>>514886754
Based industrial assassin robot.

Anonymous (ID: e+EvE7V+)

9/5/2025, 7:22:45 PM No.514887986 >>514888177 >>514900225

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>>514886202 (OP)
What Timmy gonna do?

Anonymous (ID: k4596rgz)

9/5/2025, 7:24:21 PM No.514888086 >>514902862

And then one day, without any reason at all, people started the butlerian jihad

Anonymous (ID: KyBGhVzS)

9/5/2025, 7:25:37 PM No.514888177 >>514888750 >>514890850

>>514887986
Antichrist kikes and their mutt golems are so stupid these mechanical robots cant prevail against unseen forces.

Anonymous (ID: P4vtpgZE)

9/5/2025, 7:26:28 PM No.514888241

looks like mega ineffective way to automate it just for the sake of spectacle

Anonymous (ID: Wg7u56n+)

9/5/2025, 7:26:40 PM No.514888256

>>514886202 (OP)
bruh forgot to make prayers to the Omnisiahh, now machine spirit has no coffee for you!

Anonymous (ID: Q4KgkKtc)

9/5/2025, 7:28:29 PM No.514888385

Can't wipe off the steam wand, milk residue cooked on to it. Sloppy job.

Anonymous (ID: KhSKN7oS)

9/5/2025, 7:30:43 PM No.514888522

>>514886425
You're paying for the experience

Anonymous (ID: qnqtpVYW)

9/5/2025, 7:32:41 PM No.514888648

>>514886202 (OP)
Ah, jeet programming strikes again.

Anonymous (ID: qnqtpVYW)

9/5/2025, 7:34:05 PM No.514888750

>>514888177
Neither can humans. Human weakness to evil is the reason you're going extinct.

Anonymous (ID: d9DHCD+O) 9/5/2025, 7:35:47 PM No.514888872

No Refunds or Redeems!
Have A Nice Day Saar!
*Bobbles hard drive*

Anonymous (ID: PANVcUsX)

9/5/2025, 7:36:57 PM No.514888953

>>514886202 (OP)
Heh, looks like I'm still keeping my minimum wage service job. Take THAT, robots!

Anonymous (ID: DjBqVaPl)

9/5/2025, 7:38:31 PM No.514889059 >>514890009

>>514886202 (OP)
>6$ for an 8 oz latte that doesn't even make it out to your hand

Isn't this shit supposed to be reducing costs? I guess not for the customer

Anonymous (ID: WJ0V7DNr)

9/5/2025, 7:38:38 PM No.514889068

Post the manlet chinese bot that falls down and spergs out

Anonymous (ID: ZiD+YFnr)

9/5/2025, 7:41:04 PM No.514889234

>clanker
>with a hard r
>on my board?
shiieeeeet clanky, what were you thinking?

Anonymous (ID: bInF4JRQ)

9/5/2025, 7:43:02 PM No.514889354

>>514886202 (OP)
Almost. Pretty good try.

Anonymous (ID: IbJ/TsRr)

9/5/2025, 7:47:56 PM No.514889674

>>514886202 (OP)
The future is amazin'

Anonymous (ID: TgKLaSvD)

9/5/2025, 7:52:49 PM No.514890009 >>514893167 >>514894562 >>514906929

>>514889059
Well don't worry, if it happens just call customer service. Two hour wait to talk to a human being and there's no other way to do it since there's no human at the location. Oh you don't want to bother for $6? We'll keep it. Thanks, have a great day!

Anonymous (ID: Z1Hyd8hr)

9/5/2025, 7:53:52 PM No.514890076

>>514886202 (OP)
This robot keeps 4 overpaid technicians, 12 computer scientists And 40 hairbrained "tech bros" who can't even reset a wifi modem employed.

Anonymous (ID: TgKLaSvD)

9/5/2025, 7:54:26 PM No.514890123

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>>514886519
>>the arm, she is angry
>Gets said quite a bit by the pole who monitors the machine.
That's really funny for some reason

Anonymous (ID: 3vcky3M6)

9/5/2025, 7:57:13 PM No.514890306 >>514890674

>>514886202 (OP)
Imagine investing billions of dollars and this was the outcome.
You'd be trying to sell those bags as quick as possible.

Anonymous (ID: mr5ZlIQV)

9/5/2025, 7:57:29 PM No.514890319 >>514890601

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>>514886202 (OP)
That's a rube goldberg machine of absolute idiocy. I just feel sad watching that.

Anonymous (ID: 3aA2sf6W)

9/5/2025, 7:57:45 PM No.514890333

>>514886202 (OP)
>$6
Just get a fucking coffee machine, man, Jesus fucking Christ

Anonymous (ID: Nfr7KUBz)

9/5/2025, 7:58:35 PM No.514890387

>>514886202 (OP)
The customer voted for this (with his wallet).

Anonymous (ID: lG/YNtIu)

9/5/2025, 7:59:44 PM No.514890462 >>514890942 >>514892676

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>>514886202 (OP)
not my problem

Anonymous (ID: EoF3W3Dd)

9/5/2025, 8:00:30 PM No.514890507

>>514886202 (OP)
pile of junk

Anonymous (ID: K6XWMeR8)

9/5/2025, 8:00:34 PM No.514890512

>>514886202 (OP)
Amazing thread, thanks. Very funny, had a hearty laugh.

Anonymous (ID: Srn/qPce)

9/5/2025, 8:01:53 PM No.514890601

>>514890319
That's technological sophistication beyond your capacity to understand in this life or the next.
Just needs a little tune up.

Anonymous (ID: 40dqvSju)

9/5/2025, 8:02:05 PM No.514890618 >>514890829 >>514904301

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Anonymous (ID: Srn/qPce)

9/5/2025, 8:02:56 PM No.514890674

>>514890306
>billions of dollars
Nigga you could build this yourself for under 20 grand if you weren't a drunk bogan on cenno.

Anonymous (ID: WJ0V7DNr)

9/5/2025, 8:04:49 PM No.514890805 >>514901152

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TOTAL ROBOT LOVE

Sage (ID: oxV386t1)

9/5/2025, 8:04:54 PM No.514890809 >>514891025

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>>514886202 (OP)
Fuck clankers

Anonymous (ID: 3gK7ono+)

9/5/2025, 8:04:57 PM No.514890815 >>514890915 >>514902674

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>>514886202 (OP)

Anonymous (ID: 10dlQpvM)

9/5/2025, 8:05:12 PM No.514890829

>>514890618
Me when I've been drinking

Anonymous (ID: EjrkRZTI)

9/5/2025, 8:05:28 PM No.514890850

>>514888177
They can prevail against meat bags, however.

Anonymous (ID: Zq3Z5TJz)

9/5/2025, 8:05:56 PM No.514890877

We already have coffee vending machines.

Anonymous (ID: BA70hGHS)

9/5/2025, 8:06:04 PM No.514890887

>>514886533
> that gif
This is amazing
I would pay to see manlet robot boxing

Anonymous (ID: 10dlQpvM)

9/5/2025, 8:06:27 PM No.514890915

>>514890815
>How it feels to edge

Anonymous (ID: krtEqLok)

9/5/2025, 8:06:55 PM No.514890942

>>514890462
This is art

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>>514890809
Soon

Sage (ID: oxV386t1)

9/5/2025, 8:09:24 PM No.514891105

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Anonymous (ID: gP+yg9z6)

9/5/2025, 8:09:59 PM No.514891155

>>514886202 (OP)
thats not automatation
theres a jeet operating the arm

Anonymous (ID: 4kDtdsvM)

9/5/2025, 8:33:12 PM No.514892676

>>514890462
Kekk look the eyes of that idiot

Anonymous (ID: Z1Hyd8hr)

9/5/2025, 8:40:20 PM No.514893167 >>514896893

>>514890009
I hired a jeet full time to pester customer service for my 6 dollars. He keeps 1 dollar for every 10 he gets back for me.

Anonymous (ID: T/e3U7oh)

9/5/2025, 8:59:32 PM No.514894400

>>514886754
Call it Mangionebot now

Anonymous (ID: T/e3U7oh)

9/5/2025, 9:01:43 PM No.514894562 >>514896893

>>514890009
>dank u saar for call castomar sarbees umbortunally we are not abil to assest you wit dis brablem

Anonymous (ID: RB8awC/5)

9/5/2025, 9:04:40 PM No.514894770

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>>514886519
>>514886754
holy shit these posts made my fucking day

Anonymous (ID: ZOtyN06B)

9/5/2025, 9:04:57 PM No.514894790

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>>514886202 (OP)
They're making it too complicated.

Anonymous (ID: VG8xexwQ) 9/5/2025, 9:08:44 PM No.514895066 >>514895249

>>514886202 (OP)
>$5.90 latte
what the fuck

Anonymous (ID: E9c2s4Qv)

9/5/2025, 9:09:32 PM No.514895124

>>514886202 (OP)
>Has precise pincers and the thing they use to serve the customer is a simple static cupholder that can't adjust to the weight of the weak cardboard cup.
Hilarious, as expected of clown world.

Anonymous (ID: FbXwhCwk)

9/5/2025, 9:10:35 PM No.514895183

>>514886202 (OP)
I say nAIgger. It doesn't seem to be catching on

Anonymous (ID: HHjDzJ3e)

9/5/2025, 9:11:30 PM No.514895249

>>514895066
I'd pay that money just to watch it fuck everything up.

Anonymous (ID: voZAocnc)

9/5/2025, 9:13:29 PM No.514895382

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>>514886202 (OP)

Anonymous (ID: Tp6YDoy5)

9/5/2025, 9:15:23 PM No.514895520

Why such a retarded flimsy cup holder at the end when it has all this complex robotics and programming. I saw that and thought "it will barely hold the cup and can fall out" so how did they not catch that

Anonymous (ID: Y2Q1gGsa)

9/5/2025, 9:17:55 PM No.514895684 >>514896140 >>514896607 >>514897082

>>514886202 (OP)
why would you do this with a programmable robotic arm and not and onboard computer that uses motors/valves to make the coffee.
that entire apparatus can fit into a coffee machine about 40cm tall that sits on your kitchen worktop.

Anonymous (ID: GXYhQW3+)

9/5/2025, 9:18:02 PM No.514895693

>>514886754
>Well done 47, proceed to the extraction point

Anonymous (ID: wQ+d0Ix9)

9/5/2025, 9:23:51 PM No.514896101 >>514896750 >>514902978

>>514886352
>she tried her best.
ftfy. incompetent robots are female.

Anonymous (ID: wQ+d0Ix9)

9/5/2025, 9:24:22 PM No.514896140

>>514895684
for show, obviously.

Anonymous (ID: NtsuZsuG)

9/5/2025, 9:27:24 PM No.514896342

>>514886533
They made real steal real. My kid loves that movie.

Anonymous (ID: zqk8urek)

9/5/2025, 9:31:55 PM No.514896607 >>514897082

>>514895684

A conveyor belt with three spigots on it for coffee, cream and water and maybe a little whisk that lowers in to stir the coffee could make virtually anything.

Anonymous (ID: Z1XPVuIP)

9/5/2025, 9:34:17 PM No.514896750

>>514896101
The only time a robot is female is if it has tits and a vagina.

Anonymous (ID: TgKLaSvD)

9/5/2025, 9:36:27 PM No.514896893

>>514893167
>>514894562
May the better Jeet win

Anonymous (ID: TgKLaSvD)

9/5/2025, 9:39:22 PM No.514897082

>>514895684
>>514896607
I think the sell point is that you can just buy the arm to make lattes using the other coffee machinery you already own instead of buying something bigger that includes all the machinery and would cost more. More "plug and play" so to speak, since most of these also sell on machine learning that means you just have to train the arm once and it does everything from there.

I do think you're right though that they're trying to cheap out in a way that's not reasonable to cheap out on.

Anonymous (ID: AuLldsvE)

9/5/2025, 9:44:34 PM No.514897427 >>514901737

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>>514886519
>>514886754
finally some real people on /pol/
I wish 4chan was still a place for stories like this

Anonymous (ID: 2fTUYf/J)

9/5/2025, 9:44:56 PM No.514897455

>>514886202 (OP)
>when you dont tip the robot 30%

Anonymous (ID: yiiMUXkO)

9/5/2025, 9:58:43 PM No.514898376 >>514901388

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>>514886202 (OP)
All this becasue we live in a low trust society.

Anonymous (ID: ZlEH/30+)

9/5/2025, 10:02:16 PM No.514898579

>>514886202 (OP)
>$25 plus tip
>welcome to america

Anonymous (ID: IcLfUg29) 9/5/2025, 10:03:10 PM No.514898624

>>514886202 (OP)
AI is nowhere near prime time.

Anonymous (ID: +7NIyWZB)

9/5/2025, 10:13:46 PM No.514899342

>>514886202 (OP)
It's either that or an immigrant who'll spit or/and poo into it and then rape someone when his shift is over.

Anonymous (ID: WjUOePnx)

9/5/2025, 10:16:07 PM No.514899506

>>514886202 (OP)
I'm not racist against individuals only against groups.
The same way I can hate most niggers while liking the one nigger who reads mein kampft, I can hate most clankers while still creating ai in my spare time.

Anonymous (ID: oBupnWUL)

9/5/2025, 10:17:32 PM No.514899603

>>514886202 (OP)
this is the problem with linear robotics that don't think for themselves, they just follow a predefined set of actions and if anything untoward occurs they just carry on and it fucks up everything other action further down the line.

Anonymous (ID: qk6hWkQ9)

9/5/2025, 10:21:37 PM No.514899956

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>>514886202 (OP)
when these things become widespread future generations will have a fun time watching videos of jeets being mangled by the "barista 4000" robots

kek

Anonymous (ID: J9GyZQ8I)

9/5/2025, 10:25:16 PM No.514900225

>>514887986
RULES OF NATURE

Anonymous (ID: dkUVQN55)

9/5/2025, 10:36:58 PM No.514901055 >>514902511

>>514886202 (OP)
who knew our cyberpunk future would be so lame and gay

Anonymous (ID: fuiyJdzo)

9/5/2025, 10:38:11 PM No.514901152

>>514890805
If you give me one of these I'll fight for the machines in the coming war.

Anonymous (ID: mS5ELULo)

9/5/2025, 10:39:23 PM No.514901238 >>514901405 >>514901525

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We've gone back by 75 years.

Anonymous (ID: dkUVQN55)

9/5/2025, 10:39:32 PM No.514901251 >>514901489

>>514886202 (OP)
also these touchpads and complex machines will not survive the onslaught of niggers

Anonymous (ID: T/e3U7oh)

9/5/2025, 10:41:17 PM No.514901388

>>514898376
You can have literally anything good
Or you can have jews, niggers and browns

Anonymous (ID: 98iKf17R)

9/5/2025, 10:41:33 PM No.514901405

>>514901238
I got a vending machine coffee once at the court house. That was it

Anonymous (ID: T/e3U7oh)

9/5/2025, 10:42:43 PM No.514901489

>>514901251
They're already destroying the vending machines in Japan (along with the environment and literally everything else)

Anonymous (ID: J/OnAEqn)

9/5/2025, 10:43:19 PM No.514901525

>>514901238
>BUT IT DOESN'T HAVE ANY HECKIN ROBOTICS AND AI NOOOOOOOOOO

Anonymous (ID: krXf4III)

9/5/2025, 10:46:15 PM No.514901737

>>514897427
Unfortunately there's too many Indians and other browns here now. We need to cut the third world off from the western internet.

Anonymous (ID: qkQMeNDI)

9/5/2025, 10:51:51 PM No.514902110

>>514886771
Employee could be cleaning the shop or assisting customers with menu decisions. I don't want to make coffee. I'd much rather have everything automated and a easy work day of doing not much. The machine could make a cup every few seconds if it was better optimized. Like, why use a pitcher when bag milk is a thing. Just attach a pump to a milk bag and calibrate the amount of milk dispensed per size cup.
Also, all fluids are going into a cup. Why not have all fluids flow through a central point.
The robot arm could easily be a conveyor belt.
Place cup under dispenser. Press button, or link the order to the presets. Machine dispenses coffee, milk, whipped cream. Once complete the cup moves down the belt to a customer.

Anonymous (ID: kd6mp/ao)

9/5/2025, 10:53:31 PM No.514902217

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Clanka please!

Anonymous (ID: m43Se4ik)

9/5/2025, 10:53:40 PM No.514902227

>>514886202 (OP)
>clanker
I am not allowing gay star wars slang to be forced into memes, much less gay star wars slang written by that faggot jew Filoni.

Anonymous (ID: m43Se4ik)

9/5/2025, 10:57:51 PM No.514902511

>>514901055
>Who knew
Have you ever actually read any cyberpunk books, watched any of the first twenty years of cyberpunk movies, or played the famous RPG: Cyberpunk 2020?

Because the answer is literally everyone.

Anonymous (ID: lWzBERwR)

9/5/2025, 11:00:04 PM No.514902674

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