Adolf Nİgger
(ID: OKPp66fv)
9/5/2025, 7:42:37 PM
No.514889328
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What's stopping you from doing this?
>be me, anon
>have a galaxy brain idea to achieve immortality
>find a bald pornstar who is down for anything
>fly to North Korea as a "tourist"
>manage to get within shouting distance of the Fat Man during a parade
>in perfect Korean, yell the ultimate theological paradox at him
>"Was your grandmother's pussy a god before your father was born? If so, why wasn't your grandfather punished for fucking a god?"
>watch as an entire regime's foundational mythology collapses in real-time
>get vaporized by an anti-aircraft gun with a smile on my face
>my bald pornstar companion becomes a saint
>my story becomes a legend, the ultimate shitpost against tyranny
Why aren't we funding this, anons?
>have a galaxy brain idea to achieve immortality
>find a bald pornstar who is down for anything
>fly to North Korea as a "tourist"
>manage to get within shouting distance of the Fat Man during a parade
>in perfect Korean, yell the ultimate theological paradox at him
>"Was your grandmother's pussy a god before your father was born? If so, why wasn't your grandfather punished for fucking a god?"
>watch as an entire regime's foundational mythology collapses in real-time
>get vaporized by an anti-aircraft gun with a smile on my face
>my bald pornstar companion becomes a saint
>my story becomes a legend, the ultimate shitpost against tyranny
Why aren't we funding this, anons?
