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Anonymous (ID: eEmviPXq) United States No.514891492 >>514891635 >>514891640 >>514891672 >>514891881 >>514892018 >>514892192 >>514892193 >>514892213 >>514892357 >>514892519 >>514892723 >>514893434 >>514894583
BREAKING: TESLA OFFERS ELON MUSK 1 TRILLION DOLLARS
https://www.reuters.com/business/autos-transportation/tesla-offers-mammoth-1-trillion-pay-package-musk-sets-lofty-targets-2025-09-05/
Anonymous (ID: r1XjFGhj) United Kingdom No.514891635 >>514896258
>>514891492 (OP)
Oh Tesla is finally going to collapse.
No refunds, you African welfare queen.
Anonymous (ID: j1v2RjYX) Sweden No.514891640
>>514891492 (OP)
That's a lot o' moneyz
Anonymous (ID: Qqyj0VD/) United States No.514891672 >>514896476 >>514897144
>>514891492 (OP)
Which all comes directly from the government btw, since Tesla has never turned a profit. Meanwhile, americans are expected to die on the street.
Anonymous (ID: WfCwefjJ) No.514891881
>>514891492 (OP)
It is all hoax ... when subsidy money ends all car owners will became financially not practical it is secret mine that will explode your budget if batter will not explode before that
Anonymous (ID: htIAraOc) Sweden No.514892018 >>514892252 >>514892305 >>514892454 >>514893261 >>514895603 >>514895690 >>514896313
>>514891492 (OP)
Good. More money can be used for SpaceX and humans will have the possibility of exploring beyond Earth, Mars etc. Humans exploring space is way more worth than 1 trillion for Elon.
Anonymous (ID: nsEklbQ+) Portugal No.514892140 >>514892379 >>514894136 >>514894170
I wish I could be frozen and sent into a random direction of the universe until I wake up in 1000 years
Anonymous (ID: a/A/BsVr) United States No.514892192
>>514891492 (OP)
the government gives Tesla all its money. it comes from our taxes.
Anonymous (ID: R5cjNG11) Canada No.514892193
>>514891492 (OP)
so they offered him an 1/8th of the companies overall potential value... so telsa isnt real right?
Anonymous (ID: /tfYKtqR) Sweden No.514892213
>>514891492 (OP)
worlds first solo trillionare
>but what about muh aristocrats and wallenbergs and rothchilds anon
that's why I wrote solo you fucking retard
Anonymous (ID: EczsZn5D) Spain No.514892252 >>514892547
>>514892018
would you move to mars to live as an indentured servant for mayor elon?
Anonymous (ID: a/A/BsVr) United States No.514892269
this money comes from the government. thats enough to give every adult american $5000
Anonymous (ID: r9g0d1mo) Germany No.514892305 >>514892547
>>514892018
How does giving musk more money make the rockets fly faster?
Anonymous (ID: DRrwnaOU) United States No.514892357
>>514891492 (OP)
Mmm oligarchy
Love that this stuttering faggot has done nothing of value for years and still fleeces his companies for billions of our taxes
Anonymous !HItlersDck (ID: s1QGSffL) No.514892379
>>514892140
Same, but with the assurance I would wake up somewhere interesting.
Anonymous (ID: 7t3vxpGV) United States No.514892454 >>514892670
>>514892018
You need to go hit the books and retract your retarded statement.
Anonymous (ID: j3i3Iihx) United Kingdom No.514892519 >>514892677 >>514893158
>>514891492 (OP)
LOL
That would be a 24% growth in market cap per year FOR 10 YEARS
LMAO even
Tesla is on the brink of collapse, and Enron will look like your grandma's afternoon tea club compared to whatever accounting fraud is going on there
Anonymous (ID: htIAraOc) Sweden No.514892547 >>514892624 >>514893261 >>514894051
>>514892252
>>514892305
SpaceX use like 90% of their capital on R&D. SpaceX needs money, hire the most brilliant engineers and do R&D. R&D will cost a lot.
Anonymous (ID: r9g0d1mo) Germany No.514892624 >>514892826
>>514892547
Ok, but how does giving musk that money instead help get better engineers?
Anonymous (ID: htIAraOc) Sweden No.514892670
>>514892454
If SpaceX is gonna be a trillion dollar company it needs massive amounts of money for R&D.
Anonymous (ID: Dsq9Mp0K) United States No.514892677 >>514893157
>>514892519
Tesla will hit its targets with the Optimus robot army taking over America by force.
/\nonymous (ID: EkPSE16j) Canada No.514892706
Remember, Musk is a deep state frontman and Tesla and TBC are military fronts.
Anonymous (ID: ZejtKgMt) United States No.514892723
>>514891492 (OP)
1 GORILLION DOLLARES
Anonymous (ID: htIAraOc) Sweden No.514892826
>>514892624
Hire the best ones and use the money for R&D. Elon is proving launch by launch that his strategy works.
Anonymous (ID: j3i3Iihx) United Kingdom No.514893157 >>514893475
>>514892677
Tesla's robot army will be remote controlled by pajeets. You can still win this.
Anonymous (ID: iZC0wgmk) United States No.514893158
>>514892519
Having ridiculous payouts tied to ridiculous goals is the whole point of this plan. If Musk fails, he gets nothing. If he succeeds, both he and shareholders benefit substantially. It is just like the previous payment plan that everyone at the time was calling 'absurd, unachievable'. We will see what happens if this gets approved but I bet he hits most of those targets.
Anonymous (ID: bRME9m98) Finland No.514893207 >>514893430 >>514893577 >>514893631 >>514894383
lmao to space traveling

ok you got to mars now what, you have no athmosphere therefore you cannot really stay there. also how are you going to start mining on mars? you need fuck ton of resources(which btw has been wasted on stupid consoomer shit). are you going to fly the minerals back to earth? lmao
Anonymous (ID: qy5DAlef) No.514893261
>>514892018
>>514892547
He's going to blow the money on more media companies like Twatter to increase his political influence, as well as develop products for massive military contracts. So far, SpaceX has spent barely any money on the technology for Mars colonization that is supposedly their mission, except for the transportation system, which conveniently just so happens to double as a launcher for Starlink and Starshield
Anonymous (ID: ynrmLuRT) Mexico No.514893430 >>514893490
>>514893207
>ok you got to mars now
Anonymous (ID: 6k49qQK+) Romania No.514893434
>>514891492 (OP)
if musk leaves, Tesla dies
Anonymous (ID: 1QqUrRbI) No.514893438
what does pay package mean?
is the company he owns trying to buy him out?
or is he just getting huge paycheck?
Anonymous (ID: Dsq9Mp0K) United States No.514893475
>>514893157
>Tesla's robot army will be remote controlled by pajeets. You can still win this.

No, Elon will recruit incels to control them. So at least you'll all have jobs, and soon, harems.
Anonymous (ID: bRME9m98) Finland No.514893490
>>514893430
lmao no, starship is no way near to be ready and the time is closing
Anonymous (ID: gauXk3R+) Netherlands No.514893577 >>514894144
>>514893207
Rockets dont work in a vacuum, space is fake
Anonymous (ID: iZC0wgmk) United States No.514893631 >>514893942 >>514894071
>>514893207
You build a sealed dome or underground bunker, I have never understood why people are so retarded about this shit. Mars has tons of natural resources too, part of Musk's Mars plans is shipping enough machines there where they can build structures and fuel to be self sufficient without resupply missions from Earth. It is bold and maybe a little crazy but the crazy people are who move the species forward.
Anonymous (ID: bRME9m98) Finland No.514893942 >>514895922
>>514893631
how are you going to build them without resources? maybe start to understand that first. how are they going to ship enough machines without resources? thats the second part you can start to understand
Anonymous (ID: K+j6fthh) United States No.514894051
>>514892547
SpaceX isn't part of Tesla
Anonymous (ID: aAdQ8y8w) United States No.514894071 >>514895922
>>514893631

You could also build a tropical resort in Antarctica, if you throw enough money into it.
Anonymous (ID: wgK6uyCC) Bulgaria No.514894134 >>514894277
For what? To quit?
Anonymous (ID: KvmY+2+g) Australia No.514894136
>>514892140
Lmao you'll wake up in the middle of nowhere not on planet futurama
Anonymous (ID: bRME9m98) Finland No.514894144
>>514893577
just because you dont understand something doesnt make it untrue
Anonymous (ID: vALQG3ls) United States No.514894170
>>514892140
You would almost certainly wake up in the middle of empty space
Anonymous (ID: eEmviPXq) United States No.514894277
>>514894134
To generate 9 trillion dollars
Anonymous (ID: vALQG3ls) United States No.514894383
>>514893207
> if you sail too far you are going to fall off the edge of the earth
Good thing there was people smart enough to ignore that advice and discover the rest of the planet.
Anonymous (ID: 6QbYj6Hp) Australia No.514894583
>>514891492 (OP)
>the deluded appealing to the delusional
Anonymous (ID: RAc4htmS) United States No.514895603
>>514892018
lol go talk about exploring space after humans can trust each other to power themselves with nuclear fusion
Anonymous (ID: 9Vlo91pp) Germany No.514895690
>>514892018
No man is going to explore space. Didn't you get the memo? They have AI & robots. We get poverty & extermination.
Anonymous (ID: iZC0wgmk) United States No.514895922 >>514897022
>>514894071
Man made sealed environments literally exist in Antarctica at this very moment so I don't know what the fuck you are even implying.

>>514893942
>how are you going to build them without resources?
The resources are already naturally present on Mars. It needs machinery, not resources.
>how are they going to ship enough machines without resources?
The resources needed to ship the machines are on Earth. The machines are being built on Earth. Look into the amount of payload v3 and v4 starship are estimated to be able to ship to Mars. You sound like an actual fucking retard.
Anonymous (ID: 7hXKyh2M) United States No.514896258
>>514891635
I agree. Trump was butt hurting after Elon keep getting rejected by democrat voters. Jews can go on and seethe some more.
Anonymous (ID: 7hXKyh2M) United States No.514896313 >>514896486
>>514892018
You believes that scam?
Anonymous (ID: 8pTc728x) Germany No.514896476
>>514891672
and die fighting for israel.
Anonymous (ID: iZC0wgmk) United States No.514896486 >>514896568
>>514896313
>Just sit on Earth indefinitely. Stagnate. Go extinct.
I would rather do something more interesting and support people who are like minded.
Anonymous (ID: 7hXKyh2M) United States No.514896568 >>514896997
>>514896486
Stick to simping for the Jews, Elon Musk. You will never be loved by democrat voters again. :3
Anonymous (ID: iZC0wgmk) United States No.514896997 >>514897223
>>514896568
Stick to squabbling amongst yourselves on an increasingly crowded and picked apart planet. If you can actually use your brain to step back and see the bigger picture, a humanity confined to Earth is essentially just different ant colonies fighting amongst each other for increasingly dwindling resources. Red ants versus black ants, retarded hybrid orange ants maybe emerging, it is a dead end. Fight for something more interesting. Dream for something more interesting. But you won't. You (probably a groyper) are more interested in somehow forcing America into some white ethnostate (never gonna happen btw).
Anonymous (ID: Qqyj0VD/) United States No.514897022 >>514897293
>>514895922
>Man made sealed environments literally exist in Antarctica at this very moment
I hope you're not talking about the stations. Those are not sealed. They're insulated, which is not the same thing.
Anonymous (ID: 3tbAgloN) United States No.514897144
>>514891672
america is a giant mafia and the only thing that matters is that the head boss gets paid. the rest is meaningless.
Anonymous (ID: 7hXKyh2M) United States No.514897223 >>514897344
>>514896997
Nah Im very patient. Birth rates are falling global-wide. Still had a couple more boomers and democrat party leadership to kick out.
Anonymous (ID: iZC0wgmk) United States No.514897293
>>514897022
If you genuinely think the greatest threat to building a colony on Mars would be an inability to create a sealed habitation zone I am sorry but you are dumber than a bag of rocks.
Anonymous (ID: iZC0wgmk) United States No.514897344
>>514897223
Which accomplishes what?