Thread 514902826

Hamburgers are delicious. There's nothing bad about a hamburger. Anyone who claims to "not like hamburgers" are either lying or some kind of weird faggot vegan.

>>514902826 (OP)
hamburgers are kinda mid

i'll eat one, but i wouldn't order one if there were other options available

>>514902826 (OP)
Hamburgers suck, cheeseburgers rule. You're gay.

Hamburgers are from Hamburg Germany
if you eat Hamburgers this is cultural appropriation.

Americans themself have no origin food but corn bread.

>>514902826 (OP)
Most burgers taste like cardboard these days.

>>514902826 (OP)
agreed.

>>514903181
stop being a slopcuck and make your own. you can grill can't you?

>>514903164
Even corn bread we stole from the injuns

>>514903181
what a limpwristed useless faggot, holy shit what an embarrassing post.

>>514903250
My landlord doesn't allow me to have a grill:(

>>514903164
A simple google search proves you wrong. I'm sorry. Very easy rumor to believe, though.

>>514903362
grim

>>514903362
obviously a grill is ideal but you can still make great burgers on a stove

>>514903164
You will never be a Burger.

>>514902826 (OP)
have you ever been to Hamburg? No? You wouldn't like hamburgers then either.

>>514902826 (OP)
rate my burger

>>514903362
Tell Shekelberg to fuck himself, this is America

>>514902826 (OP)
>There's only one thing I like more than eating a hamburger while driving my vehicle shooting my legally acquired rifle..
>..and that is

>dying for israel

>>514903638
>Literal Mahmoud Ahmedinajad talking point
Cringe. I remember 2003 too

>>514903561
Dry looking sadburger, you're not helping my case here

>>514903561
>Doesn't even melt the cheese onto the patty
>NGMI

A burger is a good test of a restaurant
>if any fancy place has a burger and fucking can't get something so simple correct than you can deduct that the cook is a shitty shit shitter

>>514902826 (OP)
I ate hamburgers without any American influence 20 years ago. I listenwd to the Rodgau Monotones (nothings special for you, just a local, but old band) and are burgers a lot. No American buns like French stuff, like sponges, and within a real German sausage. So fuck off.

>>514903711
it was very juicy :(

>>514903430
Tpbp roflmao

>>514903561
looks like the meat was nuked and nothing else

>>514903164
We have Turducken. Suck it, Europoor

>>514902826 (OP)
Burgers you make yourself are the best kind.
>>514903181
Most of those are made using s()y (fucking word filter). They just pilpul about even though there's only 20 or so percent beef, it's 100% pure.

the "sandwich" is a perfect idea in any of it's forms, the "cheeseburger" being one of my favorites!

>>514903117
ur a spishak theyre the same thing "nah i dont like fries i only like ketchup w fries"

>>514905948
I concur. Also, If you need ketchup to eat your food, you are a toddler.

>>514903561
you cheeky little turdburgler

>>514906153
This is the worst Carlos attempt I have ever seen.

>>514906003
don't knock the condiments...

>>514906003
wym ketchup is goated i put that on everything. u just hate it cuz its popular, if it was some obscure sauce from italy youd say its the best thing ever

>>514906253
I'm not the only one saying it, this is policy put out by the official National Hotdog and Sausage council.
>Don't... Use ketchup on your hot dog after the age of 18.Mustard, relish, onions, cheese and chili are acceptable.
https://www.hot-dog.org/culture/hot-dog-etiquette

>>514903561
4/10
would eat tho

I really hate how its burnt and the cheese is cold

>>514906282
mayo is best

>>514906400
didn't "king nigger" say that ..

>>514902826 (OP)
we do not eat people

>>514904322
You ate american themed food because you had been occupied by thousands of American troops since 1945. simple as dumkopf

some people put ketchup on eggs or pepper/hot sauce on watermelon, do as u please, i don't give a fuck.

>>514902826 (OP)
If the person enters some restaurant, and they have some items there, on the menu; the person thinks it seems reasonable. Yet behind the scenes, the kitchen; serves people. There must be vengeance!

>>514902977
The best hamburgers are homemade. A fry cook is never going to put the effort into your burger that you would.

>>514903362
Burgers are better on a cast iron or stainless steel imo.

>>514906610
I have no idea who this is. Why do you?

>>514907269
Everything is great on a cast iron. I believe every anon should buy a cast iron pan and learn how to use it. I'll make a thread about it soon.

>>514902826 (OP)
Americans talk shit about British food but the best you’ve given the world is a fucking burger? Lmao fish and chips shits all over burgers (as does a long list of traditional British dishes)

>>514903561
You should have melted the cheese/10
would eat

>>514902826 (OP)
>/pol/ - Politically Incorrect
>Americans have zero culture outside of Eu
Germans remain one of my favourite White people. French, Italians, Germans, Greeks... they've given us so many culinary wonders. Be White.

>>514902826 (OP)
the jannies aren't even pretending anymore
fucking niggers
sage

>>514907377
Yep, it's my fav. I make pork belly and wings and steaks as well as burgers.

>>514904477
Turducken is a pale imitation of the Rôti Sans Pareil which preceded it:
>a bustard stuffed with a turkey stuffed with a goose stuffed with a pheasant stuffed with a chicken stuffed with a duck stuffed with a guinea fowl stuffed with a teal stuffed with a woodcock stuffed with a partridge stuffed with a plover stuffed with a lapwing stuffed with a quail stuffed with a thrush stuffed with a lark stuffed with an ortolan bunting stuffed with a garden warbler stuffed with an olive stuffed with an anchovy stuffed with a single caper, with layers of Lucca chestnuts, force meat and bread stuffing between each bird, stewed in a hermetically sealed pot in a bath of onion, clove, carrots, chopped ham, celery, thyme, parsley, mignonette, salted pork fat, salt, pepper, coriander, garlic, and "other spices," and slowly cooked over a fire for at least 24 hours
you suck it

>>514907542
Burgers are political, faggot.

>>514907587
You inspired me today.
>>514907575

>>514902826 (OP)
YES

>>514903561
>preground pepper
Please, do yourself a favor and get whole grain pepper and a pepper mill and grind it yourself as you use it. it costs 3$ once, barely any effort, and will make everything you eat taste better.

>>514907587
I do pork roll, egg, and cheese sandwiches. Hamburgers or steak, but it's been a while. I have to admit I've been fasting. It's the best way to save money.

>>514907631
Don’t get wooed by the cast iron edgelord. One cast iron for searing is sufficient. Stainless steal is far more practical and less hassle.

>>514907609
i'd eat this every weekend if i were a billionaire

>>514906003
Toddlers are those that refuse to eat something because ketchup is present

>>514907856
even one is pointless, everything that is best done in a cast iron is better done in a cast iron dutch oven. everything that you could use a pan for should be done with either a good stainless steel, or a cheap teflon pan for eggs.

>>514902826 (OP)
>vegstables on a fucking burger
yuck

>>514902826 (OP)

Hell yeah brother

>>514907631
Based
>>514907779
Fasting is good i do that every two weeks.

Why was this worth a thread. What kind of animal does not like hamburgers?

>>514908846
indians and vegans mostly.
The bacon cheeseburger is the ultimate litmus test.

>>514902826 (OP)
They all taste the same

>>514902826 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jbdMWNTYRLY&ab_channel=cultureoutofcontrol
That person, Howdy Doody; might be the Mayor of New York.