Thread 514920314

Which do you prefer? Faggots making porn in the legislature, or faggots beating each other to death on the White House lawn? You can only pick one, or the other. There is no other choice.

Ari Emmanuel is Irgun royalty

>>514920391
It's faggots all the way down.

>>514920314 (OP)
Make Zuck and Musk fight to the death

It’s 100% Andrew Jackson. All it’s missing is a giant wheel of cheese.
> A New York dairy farmer sent President Jackson an interesting gift: a 1,400-pound cheese. Jackson left it in the Entrance Hall of the White House to age for two years. In 1837 the President invited the public to come and eat it. The cheese was gone in two hours, but the stain and smell in the Entrance Hall lasted for a long while.

"For hours did a crowd of men, women and boys hack at the cheese, many taking large hunks of it away with them. When they commenced, the cheese weighed one thousand four hundred pounds, and only a small piece was saved for the President's use. The air was redolent with cheese, the carpet was slippery with cheese, and nothing else was talked about at Washington that day. Even the scandal about the wife of the President's Secretary of War was forgotten in the tumultuous jubilation of that great occasion."

>>514920314 (OP)
Ok, now this is epic
I want Ben Shapiro to do side line commentary with Stephen Crowder and Joe Rogan
Please god make this happen

Won't someone nuke us already

>>514920314 (OP)
kek and you want to annex Canada

>>514920314 (OP)
its like that movie set in the future where everyone is a fucking retard

>>514920511
imagine the smell

Nah this is rad.
I don't even watch UFC all that much, but I'll watch this one.

>>514920314 (OP)
Fucking based. Biden had his transexual faggots on the white House lawn. Trump can have a gladiatorial arena on his. Only thing better is if Trump let UFC go back to how it was in the 90's with Ken Shamrock and Joyce Gracie doing armbars until the persons arm broke and shit. Pure kino.

>>514920314 (OP)

>Senators fighting each other to the death on the WH lawn

Fuck. Yes.

>>514920750
A bunch of geriatrics from the retirement home hitting each other with their canes.

>>514920314 (OP)

Oh, the economy’s a wreck, allies flee in fright,
Yet they plan a UFC bash in the White House night!
An octagon on the lawn, weigh-ins by Lincoln’s glare,
While the self-crowned emperor struts—sans clothes, bare!
Jumbo screens blare punches as the dollar tanks low,
A silly cage match reigns while the world says, "No!"

>>514920686
>Biden had his transexual faggots on the white House lawn.
I'm glad 1 other person on the Internet remembers that.

>>514920314 (OP)
The only problem is colin rugg and all the other rodent phenotype peace cunt catch a lamppost

>>514920511
We used to be a proper country

>>514920577
Idiocracy

>>514920811

I'm all about it. Start with the oldest and work the whole way down. Get the numbers down and bring in fresh blood

>>514920511
Uhh based

>>514920927
I remember too man. I love fake outrage as if DC is some sacred holy site.They really acted like that after Jan 6th. DC IS A FUCKING DEN OF LIARS, THIEVES, WHORES AND CLOWNS. Spare me, we would probably be a better nation if it was nuked.

>>514920314 (OP)
That would be epic. Also, I voted for this.

BAWW GAWD, IT'S THE BIG RED MAYOR, THIS IS GONNA BE A REAL SLOBBER KNOCKER

>>514920818
The Talmud says that you hold the fly over the edge of the bowl and say, "Spit it out, all of it!"

A cool event on the WH lawn? Can't have that. Schedule a dozen drag queen storytime for children sessions!

>>514920314 (OP)
I hope Terry Crews shows up dressed as president Camacho

>>514921002
stop makin up words faggit

>>514920314 (OP)
This reference is trite as fuck and will make me sound like a redditor, but this is straight out of idiocracy.

>>514920314 (OP)
>>514923430
The Trump admin already displayed enough support for the martial arts and UFC in particular. This is overreaching, too much, excessive, unnecessary and plain stupid.

>>514920314 (OP)
When you see the scam, you recognize the scam

>>514925119
No further comment, your honor.

>>514925119
The Stern Gang failed to show.