Thread 514930734

Do you blame the Jews every time your fat ass clogs the toilet? Do you blame (((them))) when your cat coughs up a hairball? Do you scream about ZOG when you wake up from a bad dream at 3pm? I bet you do.

>>514930734 (OP)
Yes. Now What

>>514930734 (OP)
Every evil in this world is a result of jews and their off shoot cults.

>>514930734 (OP)
>Do you blame the Jews every time your fat ass clogs the toilet?
Yes, because they led the moronic environmental groups who campaigned for "low flow" toilets, which requires me flush after each turd, and each wipe. Sneaky fuckin' Jews who own the water company love the weaker flow toilets.

>Do you blame (((them))) when your cat coughs up a hairball?
Cats are for Jews, I don't own one.

>Do you scream about ZOG when you wake up from a bad dream at 3pm?
I'm not having dreams at 3pm. Frankly, I still waiting to wake up from this one.

>>514930734 (OP)
>tack a "berg" on the end of that, he tends to steer real clear of the jew-folk

>>514930734 (OP)
Prove to me that the Jews didn't shove that hairball down my cat's throat. Protip you can't.

>>514930734 (OP)
I blame Jews for everything wrong with society. It isn’t a coincidence whenever they are kicked out things become instantly better

>jews are why there are poisonous additives in the food that fuck with my digestion
>jews are why there are poisonous additives in the cat food that fuck with my cat's digestion
>jew nonsense causes stress, and stress causes nightmares and restless sleep

I'm a dog person not a faggot.

>>514932395
cat website, newfag

>>514932434
Yeah it's a website full of faggots including yourself and OP. This place is kill.

>>514930734 (OP)
Seen this one already.
Guess what I did.

i do, in fact, blame the jews for anything and everything. bad day at work? jews are making people retarded. bad weather? cloud jews conspiring to keep the sun from shining and replenishing my vitamin D reserves. dropped my jar of pickles in the grocery store? you guessed it, condensate jews shut it down again, slippery little rats

>>514932580
>memba when /b/ was good
please, i am begging you to do the right thing and kill yourself

>>514930734 (OP)
>>514931083
i thought this was going to be a cool thread

>>514930734 (OP)
I knw youre too evil to answer this one: why does money exist?

you can’t judge a motherfucker until you get an idea of what that motherfuckers character is like.
-MLK jr

>>514930734 (OP)
1) Jews lobbied hard to change plumbing codes. Toilets used to require a four inch flange, now they require three inch. All to save money on affordable housing that they built with government grants. They also pushed the low flow toilet meme in the 90s setting flushing power back 30 years. Only recently has the syphon jet technology caught up to actually clear a bowl with 1.8 gallons of water.

2) Cats are obligate carnivores. They put grains in catfood as filler because it is cheaper.

3) Why would it scare me in my dreams when I live it every day?

>>514935678
why?