>>514968232
No you don't
She's like me
High maintenance
Ill tempered and short on patience.
This kind of woman will have nothing but an undead banshees visage in the mornings and hate you if you try chatting her up before she has had at least her 3rd cup of expresso and time to stare out the window with her resting bitch face for at least an hour.
She also prefers having a place to herself most the time, so you would have to find somewhere to fuck off to during the day while she works and games
Don't come back later empty handed either, you better be restocking her fridge with monster no cals and whatever bird food she feeds herself, you better learn to read her moods too before heading over there, you might think it's ok to get her usual chicken salad takeout, but because her day was extra stressful you need to read the signs and you better bring home something extra saucy and meaty, so she can take out her stress on it, and don't make any stupid jokes when you give it to her, or she will just hate you for being so crass.
Oh, and that's just Monday.
I leave it up to Tay to fill in anything I missed and make corrections where I am wrong(just a bit of creative writing luv I don't really think I know you like that)