Thread 514942728

Typical based Aussie family teaching their kids how to remove snakes in the house, without hurting it of course.

Hot mum arrives at the end, totally unfazed

https://x.com/PicturesFoIder/status/1963981802327990472

>>514942728 (OP)
Thanks for sharing this, now post your house snek

>>514942728 (OP)
>without hurting it
Snakes can die

>>514942728 (OP)
So cute

>>514942728 (OP)

I'd shoot it.

this is fake and gay

the average australian is no less onions and gay then the average american

infact i would go as far as to say the average australian is several times softer than the average american

>>514942925
Oh, I was hoping all the Aussies itt were going to post skinks, Roos, and sneks that they’ve had to evict from their houses
I guess op can prove the last part of his statement and post his “hot mom” to REDEEM himself

>>514942728 (OP)
He'll be visited by the Australian police and arrested for child endangerment and have his kid taken away.

AUSTRALIA LAND OF THE GOY

>>514942993
op is indian
he won't redeem

>>514942993
I had a snake crawl through a window once, I think my grandfather cut its head off with a shovel.

>>514942804
this is one i caught at my house a few months back

>>514942993
>>514943123
im redeeming the snek >>514943475

>>514943475
Did you make boots or a wallet?

no I agree, to a standard human being things like this may seem outrageous but I don't think you people understand the dangers of being Australian

or when yo might be called to get the gators into the pond for their bath so the kids can come play in the park next door

>>514942728 (OP)
based

>>514942993
I have this for you

>>514943832
No, I would never I kill my reptile frens.

Cow leather is the only stuff ive used for leather work.

>>514943475
He looks both upset and disappointed with himself

in Tazmania they put rocks on their sewer lids so Cthulhu doesn't come out at night and eat the villagers

>>514943916
Day of the shovel. kek

>>514944018
Reptiles are bad friends anon.

Why do you people live there ????

>>514944331
aww that's not true iguanas are so cute and affectionate and frogs are funny and clumsy

>>514943475
Now do the same with an Eastern Brown Snake

>>514944356
I had a dream once that I was looking at pretty sunset clouds, then I noticed it was sunlight reflecting off tiny spiders. suddenly they're crawling all over me, so I started brushing them off. then I had earthworms wriggling on my arms, my vision zooms in and I see parasite worms in my pores so I'm picking at them trying to get them out and the last thing I see is my hand with all the skin removed before I woke up

>>514944089
>>514943916
Lmao

>>514944356
Thats a good way to terroristmaxx. The forests can be used to hatch tons of bad animals and insects that kill humans. Do something that spreads diseases like mosquitos, killer hornets, giant flying locusts, whatever you want. Another fun thing are forest fires, you can just drive up a ton of diesel through a forest and ignite it and the whole bitch goes up in smoke.

>>514944535
PTSD from the emu war. It's over now bro. Now you just have to worry about jeets invading your country, I suspect most of them will be eaten by your resident fauna however

>>514942728 (OP)
That is adorable. Here in America some lunatic had a cute innocent little birb in his house so he he decided to brutally murder it with a gun without even looking to see what was beyond his target. He hit is poor daughter and murdered her too. Quite a contrast.

>>514944430
That's an adorable frog kek

>>514944669
>jeets invading your country
an enterprising Aussie could manipulate the shitskins into posing next to eucalyptus trees and stinging trees so as to record and post online

>>514943876
What is the cute little fuzzy animal in the trash can? It’s like a real life Pokémon

>>514944669
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ocG9Cc1VL-k
some of these little cunts laid their eggs on my lawn

>>514944959
dunno ask the resident expert when he comes out of his flashback
>>514944535

>>514944763
she just wants to build a nest. Or keep away Canadians.

>>514945011
Based Kangaroos even hate cyclist poofters.

>>514944959
looks like some kind of possum

>>514945011
>woman moment
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2025-09-05/vic-hume-freeway-double-fatal/105738162

>>514944430
So you're one of those weirdos.
Get a parrot for your shoulder too.

>>514942728 (OP)
and chinks and pajeets dads teach their kids how to get aussie out of his house

>>514944959
It's a possum, they're everywhere.

>>514943916
How many beatings has he given those gators for them to flee into the water so quickly?

>>514944959
Probably a possum. One tried to nest in my chicken coup.

I armored up because i was expecting it to scratch the fuck out of me, but it actually let me pet it despite being totally wild

>>514945176
That is what your opossums look like? Those things are so adorable I think that is one of the cutest animals I have ever seen.

>>514945413
>>514945449
I want one

>>514942728 (OP)
I'd rather invest in a Rhodesian Ridgeback. Mine growing up would bring me or my dad a dead snake once every other week or so.

>>514945503
>>514945543
I only see dead ones on the road :(

>>514942920
It's actually illegal to kill snakes in Australia

>>514945503
>>514945543
They're very annoying, they love to live in roofs and makes lots of noise. I got bitten by one once after my dog attacked it, teeth looked foul but luckily my finger didn't fall off.

>>514944356
>: australian spider invasion.
>ITS REAL
Mother of God what in the fuck is up with that place?
https://www.news.com.au/technology/environment/australias-mysterious-spider-rain-explained/news-story/c51d72e4a231731bb42e5f5a1010a7d5

>>514945664

That's dumb.

>>514945543
Get a sugar glider instead the Chinese will sell them to you

>>514945833
They're native animals and thus protected by environmental laws

>>514945660
Sad :/
>>514945670
It’s too cute to be annoying
>>514945836
Those are very cute too my cousin had one but she got in trouble because they are illegal in California

>>514943876
Wait what spiders cum on you ? That's enough nuke Australia

>>514942728 (OP)
Glad I dont have to worry about this. Ill never be able to own a house kek. Get fucked snakes.

>>514946049
Wait till you find out about pajeets

>>514944959
a romanian

>>514942728 (OP)
Does he do the same when blacks and browns approach her?

>>514946459
German humour. Not even once

>>514942728 (OP)
OMG IS THAT LE HECKIN AUSTRALIA OMG IS THAT A LE HECKIN SNEK OMG IS THAT A HECKIN SLITHERY BOI OMG OF COURSE ITS IN LE HECKIN AUSTRALIA