Thread 514946781

If you were in his shoes right now, what would your next step be?

Foreskin chop

>>514946781 (OP)
Kill some amerimutts.

>>514946781 (OP)
Invade Brazil

>>514946781 (OP)
Become Chyna/Russia vassal. Make sure my military is loyal and well-paid. Buy/start producing tons of drones

Bomb amerimutt vessels.

>>514946781 (OP)
He is probably busy talking on a phone with Putin

>>514946781 (OP)
Do nothing and trump will eventually cuck out, like he always does

He should flee to another country

>>514946781 (OP)
Devote every resource at my disposal to destroying Israel.

>>514946781 (OP)
Do a 360 and rope like a nafo troon. I'm not brown though so I would never be in his gay shoes

>>514946781 (OP)
Dispersed drone production workshops across country with the help of China and Russia. Sink American floating coffins with sea drones.

>>514946781 (OP)
I'd also increase tariffs on india because they have tiny dicks

>>514946943
>Become Chyna/Russia vassal.

No dummy , BRIC's is mutually volunteer ob equal rights.

Invite Trump for dinner and mention, that foreskin salad is on menu.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZgivA2ENvY

https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1755786985544181.mp4

>>514946943
>Become Chyna/Russia vassal
It already happened decades ago

>>514946781 (OP)
rig my coastal crude oil installions to be demolished if US troops invade and make landfall. if the US wants to slurp up all the venezuelan oil then they will need to invest shitloads of money building oil extraction and refining infrastructure inside a nation that is hostile to them. this will remove the american incentive to invade.

>>514946781 (OP)
Join Assad in the Siberian cuckshed

>>514946781 (OP)
What exactly do we want from them?

>>514947337
>>514947276

i hope you fucking take it all from the desu. the pax americana has kept the world stable for nearly a full century now, do what you need to do to maintain it.

>>514947337
I think the plan is to oust Maduro and have someone who will sell more Venezuelan oil so Russia will lose revenue from oil

>>514946781 (OP)
kill zogbots t

>>514946781 (OP)
Realize I am just Chavez' idiotic dog doing the same stupid things and ruining a whole country.
Assessing the situation carefully, trying to get alliances without tying myself/the country too strongly to them.
Try with all my might to rebuild the country, lower criminality and get education, social services and the industry a fucking start.
God, Venezuela was already fucked when I left in the late 80s and it went off the cliff right after. Insane that trucks picking up youngsters was NOT the lowest point of Venezuela in my life.

>>514946781 (OP)
TKD

>>514947276
>destroy the only saleable natural resource my country has
>???
>my people have to now hunt more rats to live
>????
>profit
>this is me winning
>this is my winning face

>>514946781 (OP)
round the jews that are in the country and put them in internment camps, they are likely to be working for jewmerica

>>514947240
Brics might be, but that's just an economic bloc, and I want that military support package

>>514947799
What good are those weapons?

I'd be phoning up Russia and China asking for military assistance ASAP. Or making the rounds trying to rally local continental support as a buffer. Venezuela? Really? Why.

Launch a full scale invasion on DC.
Mutts wouldn't do shit.

>>514946943

China already gave up and stopped supporting Maduro in 2020 and Russia only cares about the gold in Bolivar state so...

>>514947739

But he is with the jews

>>514948972

The problem is that the entire continent is already tired of him...Cuba and Nicaragua ain't doing shit for him,neither Petro in Colombia

>>514947060

Well,I Venezuela was an "open secret" that he wanted to leave the country before the Last year elections but had internal pressure from diosdado cabello,el cartel de los Soles (aka military higher ups),Cuba and some powerful people in the country...the rumors said that he was ready to leave and exile himself to turkey where he have properties and money

>>514946781 (OP)
Invite Russia to install nuke silos.

>>514946781 (OP)
I would hide in a hole.

>>514946781 (OP)
Ask China to nuke US cities and hand over oil reserves in return.

Kill myself because if the Jews decided my rule is bad, it is unironicly over. But wouldn't give up without a fight tho

>>514952545
Wtf 4chan im in Bosnia dont associate me with Sl*venia

dis nigga finna get saddam'd

The situation of Venezuela is so fucking sad: a country that has been sacked for decades by socialist bandits and is now threatening war to another country.
No wonder there are so many expats when the best case scenario is searching in the junk for food.