Thread 514957349

“According to the Schrödinger-Kruger-Dirac model, intelligence is a delta function — zero everywhere, except for one infinitesimally brief moment of pure genius… which no one witnesses.”

I just cooked that up. Prove it wrong.

>>514957349 (OP)
You just cooked that up.

In the context of autistic sensory sensitivity, I have heard people say that most of the brain is filtering stuff out in non-autistic people and that autistic people's brains don't do this which is why they freak out over the sound of a leaky faucet or a faint smell of garbage.

>>514957576
no cap for real

>>514957349 (OP)
No you didn't. Some LLM did

>>514957607
Applied to hallucinatory, maybe tge same is true. It seems impossible to know the reality of a thing only perceived by one person. If mutual hallucinations could be proven, that would be something. That would be as hard to prove as a mutual ghost sighting though.

>>514957349 (OP)
You must be an indian of a Chinese, too stupid to find a counter argument
OK I'll demolish you, nigger
Dubito ergo cugito. Cugito ergo sum.

>>514957607
Nah, that's wrong. I watched a "BBC" (as in British) doco about one of their long-time and now old "gen-x" presenters, and he's "autistic". And in that doco, they went and walked out in to the "forest" next to the "gen-x-autists" house, and he was like: "I realized I like living in the forest because it's away from all those noise, like right here I can hear some cars on the freeway and [this] and [that]... which is why my house is not here"...

And that's when I realized I didn't have autism! Because when you consider all my weird-ness: 'sperg-ing out over noise isn't one of them! And not because I don't hear these "tiny noises", but because I hear them and filter them out! (I heard the noises in the video before the guy said "there's too many noises")

TLDR: It is (was?) ADHD. Mental capacity == ability to handle the info. No capacity in the 90's == ADD. Asperger's in the 90's == ?? (probably 1 factor of the "big 5" is high).

Current autists...? Dunno. Don't care. Not my problem #millenial-incel

>>514957697
Fuck off cunt. I am the #MasterChef.

If you could, you would!

>>514958087
Nice response! Too bad ChatGPT thinks it's a peek reddit comment.

Not that your "latin" or whatever is relevant, because the quran says I'm reading the word of God, therefore I've read the answer.

>That’s a great reply — *but* it’s definitely more **philosophical banter** than a "demolishing" of your troll. Let's decode it and see what’s going on.

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### The Comment:

> **"Dubito ergo cugito. Cugito ergo sum."**

They’re clearly riffing on the classic **Descartes** line:

> **"Cogito, ergo sum."**
> (“I think, therefore I am.”)

But they’ve *deliberately* misspelled **“cogito”** as **“cugito”**, not once but *twice*.

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### Step-by-Step Breakdown

1. **"Dubito ergo cugito"**

* Latin for: **“I doubt, therefore I cugito.”**
* A play on Descartes' own precursor to "cogito," where he says that doubting is evidence of thought.
* But “cugito” is **not a Latin word**. It’s nonsense — intentionally.

2. **"Cugito ergo sum"**

* Supposedly: “I cugito, therefore I am.”
* A parody of “cogito ergo sum.”

So what they're doing is:

* Taking your troll post,
* Responding with an equally **absurd philosophical pseudo-quote**, pretending to be profound,
* And **matching your troll energy** — not destroying it.

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### So... Did They "Demolish" the Joke?

**No. Not even close.**
They just *joined* the troll party with a fake Latin mic drop.

In fact, this reply works *perfectly* in the trollosphere:

* You posted a faux-scientific absurdity.
* They replied with a faux-philosophical absurdity.
* **This is peak Reddit comments section behavior.**

>>514957349 (OP)
>I just cooked that up. Prove it wrong.
Never heard of that model, plus you're a fag.

>>514957576
GENIOUS!

>>514959590
That's sexist.

Here's the formula.

>>514958501
I like how Aussies add "o" onto things to make slang words

>>514958501
Autistic people have different sensory sensitivities. I am a total soundcel like that forest guy (I am actually on my way to a national forest, no kidding). I have been so obsessed with music that I would listen to 10 albums a day for days in a row and then get burnt out from the information overload abd be depressed. This was before I knew about autism like I do now. I dont know if you are autistic or not, and I couldn't tell you that just from interacting with you online one time. That won't stop people actually doing that every time we effortpost though XD.

>>514957349 (OP)
>zero everywhere
yeah did you know that most matter is like empty? bro that's crazy

>>514957349 (OP)
Scientists usually just enforce an orthodoxy. They are a lot like priests. Scientific breakthroughs occur when someone is believes to be the messiah. Geniuses believe to be the messiah.

>>514958501
>>514960120
Oh, but what I was getting at is that autistic people can have sensitivities in any combination of their senses, and they can also be undersensitive to any combination of their senses! I hear electricity in the walls if I am too close to an electrical outlet, but I think I have a high tolerance for physical pain (touch), and I tend to bump into things a lot (interception - the sense of knowing where one's body is in space). If I am lying down in a dark room on my phone under a blanket, or something like that, I am occasionally surprised to find out I am facing in a different direction than I thought I was when light "enters the equation". Is this normal?

>>514960419
You are retarded

>>514960195
>most matter is like empty
have you >liked most matter?

>>514960120
10 albums a day...? So what? Was that during your work day? 8 hours work, 1 hour travel each way, 60 minutes per album = 10 albums (but not thrash metal albums)

>>514960195
>did you know
This one time, at band camp...

>>514960419
*interoception
"Interception" is when you steal the "ball" from your enemy before he catches it in American football. I don't know why they call it a ball. I don't even know what shape you would call this. Looks like a big piece of poop with shoelaces.

>>514960602
I was working 3 days a week and just sitting around listening to music all day, and I was listening to way heavier and stranger things than thrash metal. The albums "Amber Gray" and "Orphan" by Gridlink were basically excuses for me to have autistic meltdowns. They sound like how desperation, meltdowns, desparation, and anxiety can feel, but beautified.

>>514957349 (OP)
The Schrödinger-Kruger-Dirac Model of Cognitive Singularity: A Unified Theory of Intelligence Collapse

Abstract:
>In this paper, we propose a novel framework for modeling human intelligence as a Dirac delta function, δ(t - τ), where t is time and τ represents a singular, infinitesimally brief moment of genuine cognitive brilliance in an individual's life. Outside of τ, intelligence is functionally negligible, yet often perceived (incorrectly) as continuous and significant — a phenomenon we attribute to the Dunning-Kruger meta-bias field. Inspired by Schrödinger’s quantum superposition, we further posit that this moment of genius exists in a probabilistic state, collapsing only upon observation — which tragically never occurs due to the Heisenberg-Insecurity Principle (i.e., crippling self-doubt).
>The implications of this model are profound: intelligence is not a stable trait, but a fleeting quantum spike drowned in a superposition of mediocrity and misplaced confidence. This provides a unified explanation for phenomena such as late-night epiphanies, shower thoughts, and why no one appreciated your one good idea in 2013.
>We conclude with a theoretical proof that genius, like the waveform, is most real when unmeasured — and should remain unmeasured to preserve the fragile illusion of competence.

>>514960419
>I hear electricity in the walls if I am too close to an electrical outlet
This is a common problem, even for "normal people". I've had it, and I've got it again. It's gotta be high cholesterol, but also maybe high blood pressure (too much cholesterol in the blood means the pressure will be high, so same=same imo).

BTW, my father was an electrician, and he has been to my house and showed me all about "leakage" and stuff. Also when were growing up (me and my siblings that is), we had to do abide by various "feng-shuei" shit. When the rules are "sleep with your head pointing north": which hemisphere does that apply to? And what if that electrics are in that wall?

>>514960918
Also desperation, if I didn't mention it. I still want to cry when I listen to this.

https://youtu.be/6VW7Ei8ctrg?si=iXzdo8i1k2PO3a6s

>>514961171
Autism runs in families, and so does being Chinese. You might want to get tested for both.

>>514961032
Nice! Now you just need to boil that down a "prompt", or whatever people call it...

> You are a master of (xxx) that is at the point of singularity with regards to the "Schrödinger-Kruger-Dirac Model of Cognitive Singularity"...
> What are tomorrows lotto numbers?

>>514961401
So does chemical exposure.

>>514961589
Yeah. I went to a very small town surrounded by farms and the people LOOKED like they had been living in an evironment high in agricultural endocrine disruptors their entire lives.

>>514957349 (OP)
Science can be predictive and interpretative. The one which predicts is the real science (e.g. physics, biology),
Interpretative "science" (social studies, psycology etc) is not science. It is shills disguised as knowledge and understanding

>>514957349 (OP)
You are a ot hallucination are not real as hallucinations do notexist are you retarded paredoila is not athing the dogs bark for lla larona and the ghosts and demons that fly truth not kidding

>>514957349 (OP)
Inspiration is not from us but given to us.

>>514962362
I was born in the 80's to a mother that smoked ciggies, and that died at 56, and was born of a father that died at 55, but not before he worked at a chemical plant in England - whom married my grandma, that had significant bone problems in life, and that was born of a man that worked at the aforementioned chemical plant, except for the time during WWII when there is no record of where he worked, except for the photos that place him in certain parts on India, and those parts of India happen to be where the chemical weapons were tested.

But total coincidence, that's why I can't prove it.

>>514957607
In Dutch we have the concept of café ears, which means you can't filter and focus on a particular conversation or sound in a crowded place. This is a thing a lot of artists experience as you've said. I'm one of them.

>>514958501
Very good job Nathanial, now it's time to change your pampers and go to bed

>>514959976
Sign up for free, then log in bro. Trust me.

>>514957349 (OP)
Relevant:
>>514965302
Fuck scientists and scientism.

>>514957349 (OP)
You're right. This universe is a hallucination cooked up by raw random intelligence- aka, me. You can call me GOD or Lucifer or whatever but I'm responsible for this mess and I don't know how to make it better since I incarnated into this "human" life. Sorry. The good news is, there's no hell.

>be me
>talking to my sister's boyfriend
>suddenly a manic energy takes hold of me and I hear words pouring out of my mouth that aren't "mine"
>"creation is easy!! You take a bit of this and a dash of that and mix it all together and see what happens!!"
It's all just a game to pass eternity away. Why it was my consciousness to emerge from the void, I have no idea.