Thread 514966799

Why are americans so fat?

>>514966799 (OP)
OP I will do withcraft on you for showing me this image

fe fi fo fum
i can smell the delivery from an immigrant
be he early, or be he late
I'll scrape the gravy off my plate

>>514966799 (OP)
Their foods are full of fuck knows what but it ain't good

It’s mostly metabolic dysfunction caused mainly by lifestyle choices and medical interventions.

>>514966799 (OP)
American intelligence

>you may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like
>inb4 ozempic redemption arc and she buys a house and marries a 10/10 gigachad

>>514966799 (OP)
Would.

>>514969589
Ozempic won’t help if she still stuffs her face for donations though.

>>514969589
Ozempic causes cancer. I think she's smart enough to know that because of American intelligence or something

>>514966799 (OP)
The food is fattier and our lives involve a lot of sitting. That's it really, but that just results in people who are a bit thicker than the global average. You literally can't look like the OP without doing it for a living. Never was man designed to attain such a size.

>>514966799 (OP)
0/10 no tail.

>>514970989
Based.

>>514971435
>the left edge
Kill yourself JustPassingThrough.
KILL YOUR FUCKING SELF.
https://ponerpics.org/2065473

>>514966944
Wicked witchcraft. Cause it's witchcraft that crazy witchcraft. And I know it's strictly taboo

>>514971435
>the left edge
Kill yourself JustPassingThrough.
KILL YOUR FUCKING SELF.
https://ponerpics.org/2065473

>>514971435
>the left edge
Kill yourself JustPassingThrough.
KILL YOUR FUCKING SELF.
https://ponerpics.org/2065473

>>514966799 (OP)
>I roleplay as giant eating people
>$5k a month
Ok, where can I get this kind of job are are skinny women allowed to eat people too?

>>514966799 (OP)
what she is eating is actually flavored plastic.
the body cannot do shit with plastic otherwise store it along fat to prevent organ poisoning.

>>514977092
You can't. Only fat people can eat people.

>>514977092
You can't. Only fat people can eat people.

>>514966799 (OP)
I DONT KNOW

>>514966799 (OP)
She needs to get impregnated by BWC

bump

>>514982801
they eat too much unhealthy shit

>>514966799 (OP)
>5'3"
>looks like this

Oh nononono habahhaha

>>514966799 (OP)
>Why
It's a virus
Fat people are carriers
Avoid them or risk suffering their fate

>>514987073
Could be bigger

>>514988621
She's 800 pounds anon, what do you mean?

>>514967621
>mostly metabolic dysfunction
The media is hiding the truth.

>>514987073
What does a man go through to believe that whale is more attractive than picrel? I just don't understand what can cause it.

Imagine not having an American girlfriend

>>514966799 (OP)
Food is contaminated.

The whole problem is the way they use meme burger and fries units to measure height and weight, so they don't have the intuitive correlation to healthy ratios between them.
Allow me to elaborate:
Since I use metric, I measure my height in meters/centimeters, in my case it's 1.75m or 175cm.
It's as simple as applying the common wisdom that my weight in kilograms should not exceed the number of centimeters above the meter in height.
This means that for a male height of 1.75m, 75kg should be my max weight, more than that equals overweight, for women you just reduce this by 10kg, so a woman my height should weight no more than 65kg.
This is taught basically everywhere from a very early age, everyone knows how the ratio works, so they immediately understand whether one is overweight or not, it's an internalized, automatic thing.

Now consider the equivalent situation in America, my height would be something like 5 big macs with 9 sets of medium fries with extra dip, one with cheese, and my weight would be around 160 large sodas.
Naturally, these units mean fuckall in an terms of understanding any sort of ratio or pattern to them, so why would I worry if my weight is 100, 160, 300 or 500 large sodas? Sodas are tasty, Isn't having more sodas better?

>>514969769
Based grand designs architect

>>514982599
THE BIG SHALL EAT THE SMALL

>>514989048
One is strawberries and cream, the other is original.

>>514988911
>>514988621
Based she's too skinny bros we need to fatten

>>514989403
160 large sodas is really fat for 5 big macs and 9 sets of medium fries.
Your weight should be closer to 140 large sodas unless you're an athlete.
If you can't figure that out, you're retarded.

>>514988866
Your pic-related has no ass and no hips. Blob lover anons are on another end of extreme but your tastes aren’t conducive towards promoting fertility. The only thing she has going for her is an attractive face and somewhat decent tits, the rest is 3/10

>>514989048
>Food
They're infected.
As is much of America.

>>514989836
I think the problem is fatties just keep eating and it's perpetuated by fatties overfeeding their children.

>>514989974
>it's perpetuated by fatties
Contagious

>>514966799 (OP)
5k a month is an awfully cheap price to destroy your health and body for.

>>514966799 (OP)
Capitalism. Turns out people like sugar and fat and you can get them to eat so much they kill themselves. The obvious thing would be to ban jews from murdering large parts of the population with terrible food but we can't do that for some reason.

>>514990150
Hot

>>514990303
>Hot
Imagine growing up with it.

>>514966799 (OP)
Obviously there's a hebrew connection.

>>514966799 (OP)
Probably the same reason you Bongs are.

>>514966799 (OP)

I don't think than $5k at month is enough that woman's food.

>>514987073
Both the fucking Michelin mascot and the Marshmallow man are slim and athletic by comparison.

>>514966799 (OP)
What would it be like if she sat on my face bros?

>>514990589
Hard to believe this ad ran in America.

>>514988911
>an American girlfriend
checked
American women once had trouble gaining weight.

>>514989048
Did you know that other countries have different rules as to how ingredients must be listed?

>>514966799 (OP)
Women have no self control.

>>514966799 (OP)
She is going to kill herself through eating

>>514966799 (OP)
Imagine the smell under those flaps

>>514982599
>>514989568
Vore thread?