Thread 515002734

If you could inhabit Donald Trump's body for the next 24 hours, what would you do?

>>515002734 (OP)
Fuck his milf wife 24 hours straight

use nuclear football

>>515002734 (OP)
nuke israel

>>515002734 (OP)
Release the Epstein files.

>>515002734 (OP)
bend ivanka over my knee and spank her bottom

>>515002841
this and then kms

>>515002734 (OP)
shit in my diapie wipie like a good goy

delete all servers, emp all backups

I have the ability to do this but there's 2 caveats. 1 is that his aura and energy is so unbelievably low vibratory, and narcissistic, you would never want to get near there. 2 is that he has no real power. He is only a reality TV figurehead. Actually, the USAs power in general is waning now so not much to do but wait for the inevitable collapse.

"Release the Epstein files" probably would be the only worthwhile course >>515002885

>>515002734 (OP)
I would sign an irrevocable EO banning all weapons going to Ukraine, either directly or through Europe. This would end the war in 24 hours, and it was Trump's original plan. But the neocons crowded around him after the election and flipped him like a bitch.

>>515002734 (OP)
make the world a better place and suicide myself.

Nuke Israel and Africa.

>>515003007
why? after that we can TND

>>515002734 (OP)
zionDon

look up the list and go on a suicide shotgun rampage

>>515004045
>monkey mad his woman shitjeet married to a jew lost

Wreck Melania.

>>515002734 (OP)
stop eating mcdonald

>>515002734 (OP)
Slam a Diet Coke and launch nukes in all directions.

>>515004111
>tell me you're not a white hat without telling me you're not a hat

/post
jews must be be persecuted
killed
so says the keeper of the keys

>>515002734 (OP)
Re-amend the 19th amendment.

>>515002734 (OP)
Go to Epstein Island and do some (((informing))).

>>515002801
>Fuck his milf wife 24 hours straight
FPNI

Probably just sexual shit, nothing political, you cant do shit in a single day. I wonder what its like to have sex with a tiny dick.

>>515003118
You're not special in any way.

>>515002734 (OP)
Leak as much unreacted kompromat on American politicians and 3 letter agency operations as I can through links on truth social/twitter. Drone strike musk, the plantir fag, Zuckerberg, and as many other Billionaires as possible, then nuke India, Israel, and Silicon Valley

>>515002734 (OP)
declare war on California

>>515002734 (OP)
Proceed to rape more kids.

>>515004552
Just ask your dad.

kill myself.

>>515005149
wait no, get a meeting with as many high-ranking officials as possible and then suicide bomb us all in a room, preferably the Oval Office.

>>515002734 (OP)
Let out a loud fart on national TV

>>515002801
>let his milf wife cuck me for 24 hours straight
ftfy

>>515002801
unfortunately you would need a functioning penis for that

>>515002734 (OP)
Strap on a suicide vest with C4 and hold a gala dinner for Aipac and go kaboom

>>515005192
I had the exact same thought process as you but i like my aipac dinner idea better

>>515002734 (OP)

Seppuku time.

Jack off lol

>>515004575
I have genuine telepathic abilities. Whether you consider that special or not is up to you. But they arent very common

>>515002734 (OP)
Make him exercise. Weights. Bicycle. The works. Until the body barely moves anymore. His body is gonna eat so many green vegetables, his bowels won't know what's happening. Might even get a real haircut.

>>515002734 (OP)
Transfer his funds into my bank account.
Nuke Isreal.

>>515002734 (OP)
Typical meme answers aside, I would work with RFK to undo the Jew food label circumventions that have been allowed.
For example did you know that oils are not required to be listed as an allergen on ingredient lists and menus?
People can litteraly die from eating peanuts, but refined peanut oil is not required to be listed as an allergen. It is purely Jewish reasoning.
>oy vey, we filtered it goy so its okay
I would also outlaw "flavorings" and force them to list out what they actually put in.
If you aren't aware of the jewery of flavoring science, it would be some wild shit. Even the "natural" flavors. For example blue raspberry flavor comes from an extract from a skunks anal glands. And relevant to my personal interests, again, allergenic proteins used as binders for the flavors are not listed as allergens on the label.
Lastly on the topic I would force all consumable products to have to list ingredients. Currently due to falling outside of the FDA jurisdiction, alcohol beverages do not have to list ingredients. They now do.
There's a couple more similar niche impacts but that's the gist.

>>515002734 (OP)
Throw myself into a lawnmower

>>515006698
No you don't.

>>515007062
I do. Yup. I am sorry if it makes you angry. But I still do.

>>515002734 (OP)
masturbate on top of the statue of liberty

Nullify the Civil Rights Act by executive authority and send the military into the streets to quell the inevitable unrest.

>>515002734 (OP)
I'd fuck melania
and then
ivanka

>>515007107
Nope. You don't. It really is as simple as that.

>>515008234
I see this topic makes you angry, anon, but yes I still do.

Bolt from the blue counterforce first strike on ziggerstan and chyna

>>515008343
I'm so angry I'm falling asleep on the couch while watching a b&w Hitchcock.
You're not special. You have no special powers. It doesn't exist and you suffer from delusions of grandeur. Get help.

>>515009034
No man, you are wicked angry. But Im still psychic

Honestly, I'd probably show up to a press conference completely naked and act like there's no problem and see if I could Emperor's New Clothes people.

>>515002734 (OP)
I would thank all the Frogposters that memed me into office.

>>515002801
first post gem post

>>515002734 (OP)
Press a very specific button

>>515010866
Does this image exist without any caption?

Bring back slumlords and give them full immunity for life.

>>515010866
TWIIIIIIILIGHT

Order a press conference, tell all my followers that I just talked to god and everyone needs to kill themselves to secure a seat in the afterlife with me, talk about how much I love molesting toddlers, and then throw myself off of a skyscraper at the 23:59 hour mark

Write policy to revamp and super speed all rail systems connect them under one gauge and eliminate a lot of road conjesition via trucks. Write policy to super speed up revamped backup energy supply and have someone make inverters and batteries to run an off grid state and county (mayor to governor) local energy system. I'm thinking the reliance on oil shouldn't switch but it should be cheapened and let the enemy know that the power lies in innovation not rinse repeat you must wash. Then I'd write for doge on Monday to do a reworking of all the money cut and send it back to the state and SSNs on file in the area whatever way best. Can't think of this aspect of the system just yet. But I couldn't work my ass off all day. Then obviously I'd golf and fuck melania on the course. The spontaneity of it should give him so nice ups when he assumes his body back. Tell her suck my dick on Monday in the Oval Office.

>>515002734 (OP)
Save the human race by nuking India.
Then it’s Unitarians.