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Anonymous (ID: HzgBVgAD) Canada No.515006191 >>515006310 >>515006325 >>515006361 >>515006379 >>515006443 >>515006536 >>515006631 >>515007231 >>515007322 >>515008445 >>515008611 >>515008738
How to avoid wifedeath?
Anonymous (ID: ov7vFiG7) United States No.515006310 >>515006452
>>515006191 (OP)
>"If you get fat, I will cheat on you with thinner girls."
Anonymous (ID: /BkRg2Di) No.515006325 >>515006452 >>515006551
>>515006191 (OP)
marry an asian
Anonymous (ID: v3m/mAbt) Australia No.515006361 >>515006452
>>515006191 (OP)
yeah i would have told her to lose weight by eating less food, drink less sugar and move around more.
Anonymous (ID: L1tqYrNu) United States No.515006379 >>515006452
>>515006191 (OP)
>How to avoid wifedeath?
if you are a shallow dumbfuck who married for looks then fuck you anyways, you stupid fucking piece of shit.
>a durr hurr hurr, why does muh wife age ?

i hate ppl so fucking much, anons.
Anonymous (ID: U0wwiikF) Canada No.515006408
Once you hit that 2 year mark and she looks like a pig you just cheat like a sex addict and try to catch every std known to science. Fuck the bitch
Anonymous (ID: GHOTlLtZ) United States No.515006443
>>515006191 (OP)
love is bullshit and does not exist
Anonymous (ID: lLxelKJI) United States No.515006452 >>515008654
>>515006310
>>515006325
>>515006361
>>515006379


reposted spam

HAHA DIS THING GET FAT!!!!
Anonymous (ID: s5ktSixH) United States No.515006536
>>515006191 (OP)
It's the thrill of the hunt. Once that hunt is over, there's no need to keep wearing the camo.
Anonymous (ID: 89WThI64) United States No.515006551
>>515006325
So you get some weird thai creature inb4 cope thinking you're getting an instagram chick
Anonymous (ID: 7XodNM0Q) United States No.515006631 >>515006830
>>515006191 (OP)
I mean it didn't fix the issue but trooning out and becoming the hotter of the two of us was hilarious. She has a naturally deep voice and id think it would be amusing if she started getting mistaken for the trans one

Wife went from 120->220
I went from 135->165->145
Anonymous (ID: b+HmtnuW) Australia No.515006759
Wont happen because the moment she starts to get a little fat, im forcing her to have multi hour sex sessions with me, and her only sustenance is my cum, until shes fit again.
Anonymous (ID: b+HmtnuW) Australia No.515006830
>>515006631
you should both be shot.
Anonymous (ID: PCI4BxUu) United States No.515007231
>>515006191 (OP)
Been married 14 years. OPs pic is literally what happenedโ€”no fucking joke.
If the personality changes, you should bail. If not, well, you probably have someone who will ride or die. They exist. Tried and tested. But yeah, they hit a wall.
Anonymous (ID: AHLZykMF) United States No.515007322
>>515006191 (OP)
Any man who gets married at this point deserves everything bad that happens to them.
Anonymous (ID: tUEe3gtE) Australia No.515008445
>>515006191 (OP)
Her tits got bigger i call that a win, chud.
Anonymous (ID: Np7Sj1OE) United States No.515008506
Don't get married
Anonymous (ID: Np7Sj1OE) United States No.515008565
Why would I choose to legally give away half my shit when she inevitably leaves and wants all the stuff I worked to own?

With a like 80% chance she gets fat as fuck too. No thanks. This ain't a disney movie
Anonymous (ID: Nk4XbcL9) United States No.515008611
>>515006191 (OP)
She rips ass all day long, huh?
Anonymous (ID: Nk4XbcL9) United States No.515008654
>>515006452
Thanks anon
Anonymous (ID: jAzHnT3Y) United States No.515008738
>>515006191 (OP)
Cheat or don't get married.