Thread 515012850

Why haven't any of you joined Islam? I'm gonna lay it out straight like no other Muslim would. Islam will be the most dominant religion in the coming decades, and by dominant I don't mean the small pockets of Muslims that live among you quietly, I mean we will have established colonies and a caliphate WILL exist. Those who don't obey will face penalties similar to the nonbelievers in the east do, by death/beheading. This is the brutal love that Islam gives to establish order and uniformity.

I'm telling you this because I see majority of /pol/ is already on board with Islamic values but just can't make that final jump. I will tell you now once you join the brotherhood of Islam your happiness is eternal and your life will be fulfilled. We are the many, you are the few. Join and you will be given high ranking positions within the caliphate in the future.

>>515012850 (OP)
Uhhh... based.

I'm not attracted to children like your prophet.

tell me more about your based Islam poopdul

O! Salamat, pamankin! To be honest inasupport ko yung Moro Autonomous Zone sa Mindanao talaga. Sos... wala naman kayong power sa 'pinas.
Eh?! Hindi pa bawal yan, di ba? kek!

>>515012850 (OP)
OP are you sunni, shia or ahmadi?

>>515012850 (OP)
Holy based

Actually scientifically speaking, indians/pakis (same thing) are not human, but a genetically defunct lifeform. They always stand out as obvious outliers when forced into anatomical data on human races:
>muscle mass
>brain size
>penis size
>lung capacity
>androgenicity
>bone density
>etc etc
Not to mention their total lack of sentience, sapience, and self-awareness, all of which are prerequisites to be considered Homo sapiens (it's in the fucking name). Indians are unequivocally not human by any reasonable definition, and I'll never understand how neanderthals got their own species while Subhomo fecalis is lumped into ours. Once you truly understand and accept this, everything else will make sense to you. You don't go around asking "why do dung beetles eat shit" or "why do hippos live in filth", they just do. Stop assuming other species have the same values and instincts you have.

Any other attempt to explain jeets is mental gymnastics to avoid the obvious conclusion.

I'd rather kill you retarded faggots.

>>515012850 (OP)
why is your dumb frogposting islam thread getting all these replies

i make islam threads with the kaba and nothing

what even is this?

>>515012850 (OP)
>pros

Hate jews
throw fags off rooftops
women know their place

>cons

I like dogs
I like bacon
Christ is King

Tempting but no thanks

>>515012850 (OP)
Why do Muslims always argue like this?
>we're growing so join our group!
So? That doesn't make the religion true, even if you were going to dominate the world (which you won't).

>>515012850 (OP)
I'm not going to follow a god that allowed his prophet to rape a child.

>>515012850 (OP)
>Join and you will be given high ranking positions within the caliphate in the future
Ah yes, don't join because it's the TRUE god... Join because you'll get early-adopter benefits!

Go fuck yourself

>>515012990
>Ahmadi
>Muslim

>>515013191
ummm

why not?

>>515013082
Shalom

>>515013156
>"Yes goy, poison your body with degeneracy to own the Mudslimes!"

>>515012850 (OP)
>Islamic values
They are all cringe because they suck up to arabs. It's a religion for ethnocucks. They even pray in a foreign language.

>>515013216
Pork is perfectly fine lol

>>515012850 (OP)
>Why haven't any of you joined Islam?
Mostly because of the inbred, gay pedophile, shitskin muzzies

>>515013216
In moderation, how is bacon and whiskey degenerate?

>>515012850 (OP)
Islam doesn't address the issue of sin, and there's no mediator between man and God the father.

>>515013216
but anon, drinking is fun

>>515012850 (OP)
Yes it will conquer everywhere Christianity fails, like Syria now. Jesus had told us about you five hundred years before your prophet was boning a child. A now a billion people follow the teaching of a prophet who was boning a child and did not live in Utah. SO, enjoy your forthcoming conquering of the material world. Surely, there will be no penalty for thinking God is so weak that you must kill for Him or killing that which He created for a purpose you do not get to know. You know this to be true, but you will reject it anyways because you were created to bring the abomination of desolation and you surely will.

>>515013309
Neither does Christianity desu.

>project it all on Christ because he died for you
Sorry, but wtf?

We should just pay jeets to kill muslims
Think about it
They get a job and muslims die

>>515012850 (OP)
OmG go away. Please. You go now!
MuSLIMS IS THE ANTICHRIST.
OP ADMITS IT IN HIS FIRST POST.

SANDNIGGERS GET OUT!!!

>>515013118
>Whoever used philosophy has used logic whoever used logic has apostatized
>-ibn taymiyyah
They're not supposed to use logic to get their points across.

>>515013216
>i-if you hate Islam you're a jew!
cool story, bro.

>>515012850 (OP)
It’s cringe spiritual communism

>>515013156
>>515012850 (OP)
also this

>>515012960
Check your flag, pajeet!
You are making them likable by just opposing them.

>>515013411
Either that or a migger.

>>515013446
>>515013156
Show that dune coon the bottom of a shoe and the long hair length of a woman if you want to really see him strap on a suicide vest in anger! LMAO

>>515013513
poo in loo

>>515013495
kek
insults and "i-if you join we'll reward you." cool religion.

>>515013565
in all fairness to the muslims, that's mostly bush era war propaganda

>>515012850 (OP)
Why cant you desert nigger subhumans stay in your own shithole countries

>>515013361
You're telling me you're ignorant on scripture. I don't know if you know that, but there's opportunity to learn

>>515012850 (OP)
>Those who don't obey will face penalties similar to the nonbelievers in the east do
East belongs to China and they sure as fuck so not like anything Abrahamic.

>>515013643
The goal is to spread and conquer, and that we are doing.

We have touched every society on earth. We have planted our seeds everywhere, and now they are to grow.

>>515013643
because their religion is basically "arab colonialism," which is funny, because they cope and seethe about being colonized and BTFO for centuries.

Mohamed, like any other so called prophet, was just a mentally ill man that suffered from acustic hallucinations. Too bad people knew nothing about Schizophrenia back in the days so they believed his schizo-ramblings.

>>515013633
>in all fairness to the muslims

Stfu you sandnigger lover

>>515013191
all the conflict in Islam comes from heretics like sunni and shia. But when you really face the truth the problems come from Muhammad. Luckily there was another Prophet after Muhammad who was an even better servant of Allah. Ahmadi are the only true muslims.

>>515013634
Hot as hell. I wanna do it with another man.

>>515013726
this is haram brother

>>515013712
their is plenty of real reasons to dislike islam, their is no need to make shit up

>>515012850 (OP)
I don't really like the way you people dress or the way you maintain your facial hair.

>>515013686
since this is your second post and based on the post you replied to;

can you exe-Blaine to me how is it that satan's globohomo has been like a father to you?

>>515013686
Let's see some statistics about 2nd and 3rd generation sandniggers having as high of birth rates as the 1st generation sandniggers.
Because all the data that I've seen, shows that all 2nd and 3rd gen imports adjust to the culture's birth rates.

>>515012850 (OP)
Faggot is trying to mark our territory boys. What are you going to do about it?

>>515013816
SANDNIGGER LOVERS GET OUT

ReeeeEeeEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!

>>515013861
criminalize pedophilia

>>515013876
t coping gwot vet who still dosn't know what he was fighting for

>>515013876
I understand your perspective. Sunni and Shia muslims have really behaved like psychotic rapists. But what about Islam without the toxic influence of Muhammad. The Ahmadiyya Muslim Jaamat offers just that. It is the only real Islam.

https://www.alislam.org/

>>515012850 (OP)
Cringe

>>515013816
can you name the best reason?

>>515013840
https://www.pewresearch.org/short-reads/2025/06/10/islam-was-the-worlds-fastest-growing-religion-from-2010-to-2020/

>>515013952
>no real scotsman: child rapist sandnigger edition

>>515013952
didn't achmade mirzahe ghoulame die from a diarrhea death?

i thought he was the messiah?

Thank you OP for creating this safe space for me to ell everyone about the most perfect Prophet of Allah that has ever been sent to mankind: Mirza Ghulam Ahmad. Learn his teachings and you will unlock all the secrets of Islam.

>>515012850 (OP)
We all worship the same God and creator so who cares what ancient text we read?Dont give leaders and sociopaths the authority over our worship.It’s that simple. 1 God and he deserves our worship no one else should be between that. No church, no leader but God. God bless all anons

>>515012850 (OP)
Abraham did not speak with god he was a schizo.

Go back to your desert or kill your fellow desert cult followers. No one gives a shit if you do that.

>>515013932
It sure as fuck wasn't so you sandnigger hijabis could continue to molest and fuck little boys. Because " at least they aren't women ". You sick stinky sand fuckers.

>>515014044
hello

didn't he die from a diarrhea death? how is he the messiah then? messiah supposed to be the healer right?

>>515013977
Christ is King and mohammed burns in hell.

>>515013952
>But what about Islam....

Simply put, no. Now GTFO.

>>515014008
That was most likely the work of Pakistani assassins. Unfortunate, but the Truth is the Truth. Muhammad was poisoned by one of his rape victims so there is a history of Prophets of Allah being killed by perfidy.

>>515014119
that's fine sir but i wanted him to answer it

>>515013977
here are the top four in order of importance, with 1 being the most important
1) you worship a jewish god
2) circumcision
3) no alcohol
4) stupid diet rules that limit your culinary pallet

>>515013986
You literally can't fucking read, sandnigger. I'm talking about the 2nd and 3rd generation sandniggers. We already know that the 1st generation sandniggers keep the high birth rates.
Your linked research started at 2010. So the oldest the people at the start of the research, would now be 15 years old.
I know your culture rapes children, but it's still not going to show enough data.
Try again, sandnigger.

>>515014127
>Now GTFO.
But I am posting about the most perfect form of Islam? This is very relevant for a thread on Islam. Its ok brother you can still revert to the one true Islam. Allah is most forgiving.

>>515012850 (OP)
based 8 wives

>>515014132
i don't understand

a Baki assassinse could give the guy you call was the messiah cholera?

i'm not sure i'm sold on your interpretation of the messiah

what else you got?

>>515014044
>Prophet of Allah
Pollice be upon him, for raping a child.

>>515012850 (OP)
>Islam is dying in the east so we are desperate to promote it in the West

https://youtu.be/Kvh_mkHGgt8

>>515014178
i notice you didn't mention pedophilia, despite saying you're listing it in order of importance

what's going on big guy?

Because it restricts too much and I don't like to listen to arabic language. I can have a nice life that I enjoy following my own guidance.

>>515014045
you worship a jew
>>515014053
this Abraham almost killed his own don due to voices in his head, he only stopped because the voices in his head told him to stop, if he was alive today he would be in an insane asylum
>>515014065
you and your friends joined the military to fight for israel and jews, your friends died for israel, you fought for israel, that's what you did, zogbot
>>515014277
I don't take random Qa'ran texts (of Bible, or torah) as valid historical documentation therefore we don't know for sure what happened in Muhammed's life or even if he was a real person.

>>515014226
You are thinking of Muhammad. He was the Prophet who liked sexual relations with prepubescent girls. I am talking about the Prophet that Allah sent to correct some of the mistakes of Muhammad. This better Prophet founded Ahmadiyya Islam the most true version of Islam. Sunni and Shia are just like chilren who slap. Ahmadi is very good even if a Paki did kill our messiah with paki hygiene. Many messiahs have been martyred.

>>515014203
Man, if I were new here your bait really would've enraged me. Now I just Lol. I think I've somehow graduated.

>>515014389
are you a pedophile?

>>515014423
no

>>515014452
what if it was the 7th century?

>>515012850 (OP)
>Why haven't any of you joined saturnism?
Because its cult of filth and darkness, hellbound faggot

>>515014407
Thank you for building bridges with the Ahmadi community sir. One day we will all recognize that sunni and shia got it wrong. Inshallah it will be soon brother. The west is getting so tired of sunni and shia barbarism they are ready for a better more modern Islam. A more secular Islam it will be beautiful.

>>515014510
what about putin kissing the qurane?

>>515012850 (OP)
>Why haven't any of you joined Islam?
Because it's false, like all abrahamic cults.
>Islam will be the most dominant religion

He says - as jews massacre muslims in gaza while he does nothing - while disobeying the shariah which forbids muslims residing in non muslim lands. You should be on jihad in palestine you fucking coward.
Instead you are a willing pawn of globalist jewry. You better hope Islam isn't true because if it is, Allah is sending you straight to the lowest pit of hell munafiq.

>>515012850 (OP)
I don't care about your religion. Islam is based but low iq shitskins, regardless of religion are bad to have around. So, what is your race?

>>515014496
Still no, I don't see what this has to do with Islamic doctrine and theology?

>>515014640
i'm just trying to figure out if you're that american flag that toothlessly shills for pedophilia

i'm not a Muzlime btw

>>515012850 (OP)
Islam is the religion of piece, one piece here one piece there, everybody will live in pieces

>>515014406
>This better Prophet founded Ahmadiyya Islam
How many child did he rape? You're trying to convince me that a muslim jeet is somehow the person I should follow.
That's double stacked reasons to reject everything he said.
Congratulations on enabling the child rapist religion to continue, because you're in the jeet corner, trying to convince people that it's not that bad of a religion.

>>515014597
nah, it's still bad for the reasons why I laid out in this post, but it isn't as bad as counterjihadis will claim >>515014389 even though Islam is cringe, Hamas and Hezbollah, Houthies, and Iran are still based, 10/7 was based

>>515012850 (OP)
Nah, you're basically Jews. Fuck off. I'll die before I accept your bullshit.

>>515014694
>i'm not a Muzlime btw
Are you an ethnic Turk or Kurd?

>>515014389
>this Abraham almost killed his own don due to voices in his head, he only stopped because the voices in his head told him to stop, if he was alive today he would be in an insane asylum
And to this day we still circumcise. I want to sue my hospital and parents for this shit. They had no right to remove my 4skin without my consent. All cause "god" told a crazy man to do this 6000 years ago? Did they pay for it too?

>>515014723
ALL non-Christians are spiritual jeets

>>515014751
>Hamas and Hezbollah, Houthies, and Iran are still based, 10/7 was based
see now, what if they were successful

don't you know that you're next?
https://www.raymondibrahim.com/12/21/2023/mahdism-the-apocalyptic-ideology-behind-irans-nuclear-program

don't reply to me without reading that, ignoramus

it will be your concession, ignoramus

>>515014699
India is going to change the world and these fools think they can stop us with insults. Just like Indian diaspora has been supported in spreading our influence around the globe the influence of the Ahmadiyya Muslim Jaamat is going to be spread around the world too. Whereever the indian diaspora goes the seeds of Mirza Ghulam Ahmad are being spread too. Thanks to Allah because this is the only thing that can save Islam from its current barbaric interpreters.

>>515014751
>reasons why I laid out in this post
ment to link to >>515014178

>>515014800
Circumcision is objectively evil and barbaric.

I told some Jews I was gonna convert to Islam from Paganism cus the courts respect my religious rights more. I was lying totally, but the look of shock and horror in the face was worth it.

In truth it's strictly forbidden to worship ancestors that are not your own.

>>515014723
>You're trying to convince me that a muslim jeet is somehow the person I should follow
Sir I cannot tell you what to believe but I ask you to consider that Islam from India is much better than other Islam. If you reject you reject I cannot change mind of boastful smartie pants.

You just ripped off other religions cause Mohammad got butt hurt

>>515014766
>theyre so same
I hope all the supposed children of Abraham kill each other. I really do.

>>515014900
yeah ah huh

what do you think about propet mohammed phub?

>>515013450
>cut off your nose to spite your face!
>its cool!

>>515012850 (OP)
It's an ugly plagerized religion. The architecture is gaudy and the general aesthetic is unappealing. You have no taste or class but you are right about women. Your religion, like your people, is characterized by deep insecurities and am inferiority complex.

People who hate Muslims:
>Jews
>Indians
>ZOGbots
Hmm...

>>515014845
>Ahmadiyya Muslim
I don't know anything about them, i would trust sufi type shia people. They seem to be a little chill

>>515014845
>Whereever the indian diaspora goes the seeds of Mirza Ghulam Ahmad are being spread too.
Where ever the indian diaspora goes, filth and corruption are being spread too.
Ftfy

>>515014844
You are a skitzo
>>515014934
I think that the he probably wasn't even a real person.

>>515014953
does isleeeeeeeeeeeme like christians?

>>515012850 (OP)
Go fuck a dog leaf

>>515014996
>You are a skitzo

i accept your concession

sad

>>515015002
who gives a crap

>>515014870
>Circumcision is objectively evil and barbaric.
so is judaism, christianity, and islam.
They are all backwards desert religions and humanities only hope is to destroy them. When they die their end-of the world bullshit prophecies go with them.

Don't you want to genetically engineer future generations to live forever and travel space? Yeah Christianity is against that, as are the other 2 desert cults that believe in superstition and pray to their invisible gods in times of stress.

>>515012850 (OP)
You worship a pedophile.

>>515014953
They just hate Sunni and Shia ruffians. They support Ahmadiyya Muslim Jama'at. You can insult me and our Prophet but you won't be insulting when you see how much support we get from big finance people. You will be sorry for being so rude.

>>515015037
ahem
>>515015025

>>515013320
Aren’t you from the country who created the phrase love jihad? And made the movie kerala speaks or something? What a cucked embarrassment, no saar they are doing the love jihad saar, i wonder what they pay you in the uae to toil away

>>515014974
>I don't know anything about them,
We are founded in India and still have big community there even though Paki thugs abuse us.

>>515014900
Islam terrifies Yids, more news at 11.
>>515014178
1) God doesn't belong to kikes
2) it's a Jewish practise that was adopted by later Muslims, it's nowhere mentioned in Quran
3) and it's a bad thing?
4) just pork

>live forever
all your opinions are discarded

>>515014953
>People who hate Muslims:
Everyone.
You're like a hybrid between jews and niggers.

>>515015084
Ahmadi Muslims reject the rape and pedophilia of Sunni and Shia. This woman IS NOT one of us.

>>515012850 (OP)
how pragmatic
but I'll side with God, thanks

>>515015143
doesn't allah say in the q'ringe that alcohol is a blessing for people who are intelligent?

>>515015050
so do you christcuck

>>515012850 (OP)
*Gedtures broadly at the islamic world*

As shit at it gets here you're still a cautious tale of how much worse it can get.

>>515015176
Loool tell me i'm stupid and this guy isn't an actual Ahmadi

>>515015237
This is true and Ahmadi Muslims are allowed to drink a little as long as they are not drunkards. Sunni and Shia let their children smoke opium because they think alcohol is so evil they are very confused and superstitious people.

>>515014539
Islam can all go straight to heck, if you want my opinion about it. Every Islam there is.
The only thing I like about Islam is watching the Whirling Dervishes dance around.
But this is something like being able to cook my own ethnic food recipes.
I don't need them to be near me irl in order to get the jist of the few not offensive things about the foreigners.

>>515015342
i would tell you anon

but you never respond to me

do you think this is a mircile of allah?

>>515015342
You can't attack the perfection of the Ahmadiyya Muslim Jama'at so you attack me, its imperfect messenger. I know I am not perfect, but none of us are.

Again I thank OP for giving me opportunity to spread word about the most perfect Ahmadiyya Muslim Jama'at. The real Islam is alive and well, and this will be the biggest gift to the world from superpower India.

>>515015405
You are only an Ahmadiyya because you were born into a Pakistani family following that sect, and you are too proud to give it up. Look man, i respect that Ahmadiyyas are more moral than Sunni and Shias in certain regards. But why don't you ditch all these manmade sects and just follow Quran alone like the sensible Muslims.

>>515015045
>so is judaism, christianity, and islam.
>They are all backwards desert religions and humanities only hope is to destroy them. When they die their end-of the world bullshit prophecies go with them.
yep
>>515015143
>1) God doesn't belong to kikes
yahway is a jewish god, and always has been, you should worship Tengri or whatever, or just be an atheist
>it's a Jewish practise that was adopted by later Muslims, it's nowhere mentioned in Quran
Its cringe, also the foreskin is a perfectly healthy and normal part of the male body, their is no need to engage in mutilation, which is what removing a healthy part of the body is, its backwards and barbaric.
>and it's a bad thing?
yes drinking is fun
>just pork
pork is tasty

>>515012850 (OP)
shalom rabbi

>>515015493
>But why don't you ditch all these manmade sects and just follow Quran alone like the sensible Muslims.
being an apostate for treading the word of allah underfoot is being a sensible Muzlime?

>>515015493
No, we are all born into the Ahmadiyya Muslim Jama'at. Some of us just get twisted by the evils and charms of corruption and forget. Its ok one day you will revert inshallah.

>>515015154
I can tell you're a strange fella. Interesting flag.

>>515015352
>Ahmadi Muslims are allowed to drink a little as long as they are not drunkards
but getting piss drunk with friends is the whole point of drinking, unless you're a fag from the midwest
>>515015493
What ones were the ones who shoot down the jeet jets, that was funny, ngl.

>>515015578
Yes this is so confusing. Where are these demons who reject hadith coming from? Absolutely haram.

>>515015498
God has different names in every culture, what stops me from believing that Tengri is Allah but with a few different attributes?

Weed is also fun yet its harm is conspicuous.

Imagine ditching an entire religion because you can't find food besides pork.

>>515015583
I'm content with Quran alone, but i appreciate your zeal.

>>515015583
what would blow my mind and make my day

is if you'd turn out to be that Muzlime pokemon drawings posting guy

because i think that guy is a legend

>>515015634
Sunnis, but this isn't a religious conflict so it doesn't matter.

>>515015655
>I'm content with Quran alone
so, you're an apostate and an innovator, very good
>>515015578

>>515012850 (OP)
> Why haven't any of you joined Islam?
Probably have to because I fell for a Turkish woman. She is a fairly Western-minded tennis player but I feel it is still the expectation of her parents.

>>515015655
>I'm content with Quran alone
How do such "muslims" call themselves? Even Sunni and Shia with their flexible moralities would not tolerate such talk. IDK maybe this type of Islam you speak of does need some reform and modernization. I hear that finance people are going to ask Islamic leaders to soften some of its edges if they want remission payments to continue this is why they like Ahmadiyya Muslim Jama'at so much we help with this process.

>>515015729
oh come on now, machmoud abbase safawi al burka ibn jihade

>>515012850 (OP)
mudshits cant even fight off kikes
they sit by and watch as their fellow muslims are turned into a pink mist

>>515015784
>How do such "muslims" call themselves?
the apostates

>>515015789
I don't understand one word after now, even google translator doesn't.

>>515015655
>God has different names in every culture, what stops me from believing that Tengri is Allah but with a few different attributes?
In pagan religion their are many gods, none of them all powerful, in jewish religion their is one god, and he chose the jews to be special, giving jews the right to subjugate the rest of humanity. This is why abrahamic religions are objectively evil. Also anyone who understands "as above so below" can infer "as below, so above" and realize the devine is not unified into a single entity or consciousness.
>booze and pork
Its not the biggest deal but these things are part of my culture, my parents, and their parents, and so on eat pork and drinker so I will do the same. Also I just like it.

>>515015841
what do you think about propet mohammed phub?

>>515015723
This is the 100th time i'll be telling you to stop spam pinging me retard. Clearly i'm trying not to engage with you.
>>515015784
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quranism

>>515015861
Nothing really, I think most Abrahmic religions are largely the same and argue about fairly little stuff. Jews are legit pedos though and not the American type where they seethe about a 17 year old.

>>515012850 (OP)
because Mohammed recited verses given to him by Satan and admitted he had been tricked by Satan and had to change the verses.
God would not allow such a thing to happen to a true prophet, therefore Mohammed is a false prophet.

>>515015883
but that's from the quran

the book you're saying you're basing your religion on

doesn't it bother you at all?

should i fetch the verse where allah talks about innovators?

you're gonna like that even more though

ohh plz plz plz talk to me anon pwzzzzzzzzz

>>515015930
>pedo bad
and this here?

>>515012850 (OP)
Fuck no. I believe in an impersonal cosmic consciousness and I actually care about spirituality. Islam will have me wasting incredible amounts of time on bullshit that doesn't help me to help others. I want to do psychic abilities and I want to know the truth and religion gets in the way of that. I hate Abrahamic religions because they are simply not true.

>>515015883
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quranism
"Several extra-Qur'anic traditions upheld by Sunnis, such as kissing the Black Stone, the symbolic Stoning of the Devil, and the Tashahhud during the Salah, are regarded as idolatry (shirk) or possible idolatry by Quranists."

Maybe I judge you too quickly this seems like much more True Islam. I thought you were sunni doing taaqiya but now I can see you good Muslim. I read your link thank you

>>515015980
Well, nobody is perfect.

I will not lie, I would join everything to get that woman

>>515015930
>I think most Abrahmic religions are largely the same and argue about fairly little stuff
this, what's funny is that in America we have a religion called Mormonism, which is indistinguishable theologically from Islam, the only practicle difference is that the people who follow it are White, nor Arabs. They also ban alcohol for their members.
>and not the American type where they seethe about a 17 year old.
we call those people libertarians

>>515016044
>libertarians
Arent they liberals? Libertarians are people who make their ideology about property rights, so according to them it would be okay if it is legal and the woman decides herself even if the man was 100 and she is whatever age is legal.

>>515013060
Jeets are Denisova hybrids.

>>515016017
>impersonal cosmic consciousness
This isn't true ether, for true enlightenment look to the Norse sagas, and realize the olds gods are actual people with their own thoughts and feelings. Also stop using a memeflag.

>>515016032
>i don't care that i'll have to say a pedophile was the perfect man
pretty pathetic
and wholly sad

have fun cuckold

>>515015980
fucking based

>>515016032
1) not all Muslims believe that narrative
2) converting because of a woman is insincere and unaccepted

>>515016108
Libertarians take free markets to the extreme and advocate for retarded crap like privatizing fire departments and police. Some of them want to abolish the very concept of the state. It's retarded.

reminder the prophet was poisoned and god didnt prevent him from getting poisoned.

reminder you fuck kids and its ok according to quran. fuck you youre disgusting filth.

reminder palestinians are getting genocided and allah isnt doing shit to stop it.

Why would anyone join your stupid fucking death pedo cult?

>>515016170
>not all Muslims believe that narrative
uhh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oukiiE1HpX0

>>515016113
>Jeets are Denisova hybrids
I have hear this before and I think its correct. But I am proud Bangladeshi and we are very different from those Indians and Pakis. They are very dirty, very bad.

>>515012850 (OP)
is this board just muslims and spics larping as nazis or what

>>515016178
>prophet was poisoned
no evidence, only a few weak hadiths
>pedophilia is ok according to quran
which verse?
>palestinians are getting genocided
because Arabs are a vile nation so God has no reason to help them

>>515016170
>converting because of a woman is insincere and unaccepted
Even though I think your religion is completely false, I do find that principle respectful and useful.

>>515016274
>>pedophilia is ok according to quran
>which verse?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oukiiE1HpX0

>>515016124
> The woman I am dating is cheating on me with a nigger because I make a compromise
ok bro

>>515016173
kek, it is extreme but I like they are easy on gun rights. It is always better to have many options in life

>>515016170
Most Muslims from Turkey seem to be rather tame, the strictest ones are those who came here in the 60s it seems.
I just do what I have to get what I want in life. Just like I got a career and or stay thin.

>>515016274
>because Arabs are a vile nation
the reason, please?

>>515016120
Nope. Go read Bernardo Kastrup books. Also a bunch of highly gifted, highly psychic people are not the absolute, infinite, eternal, foundation of everything. That is the cosmic-consciousness. I don't care if you're the best psychic in the world and can perform all manner of things, you're not God, you're just a highly advanced being working through the laws of nature/mind/cosmos to get things done.

>>515016178
reminder that many famous people died from cholera. US President James K. Polk died from cholera that doesnt mean he wasnt real president. but you are right we Muslims are big cowards on Palestine right now this is very big shame for us.

>>515016247
Post pictures of Bangladesh showing you have streets with people living in them and everything is clean and not trashed/shitted up like everywhere in India.

>>515016388
>reminder that many famous people died from cholera. US President James K. Polk died from cholera that doesnt mean he wasnt real president.

>>515012850 (OP)
the problem with islam is that its a cheap copy of the holy bible and offers no comfort, nor does it guarantee eternal life

the bible says that women are to submit to men, it says that young women are to have children, it mentions the synagoge of satan, BUT it also offers eternal life trough the sacrifice on the cross

muslims will go to hell, regardless of how religious they were in this life, because they deny christ

>>515012850 (OP)
I know this is a troll but I will respond anyways.
I will never be loyal to a group of desert monkeys, no matter which tribe you belong to. Your values are SLIGHTLY similar in theory, but in practice you are still brown shit skins with a superiority complex. Mohhomed is a pedo, jews are pedos...i'd rather just cut off & sanction the middle east to fight their own battles.

The true white races are the ones who built up society and innovated. Anyone other than that needs to go, fuck off.

>>515012960
>poopdul
>flag
the fucking irony

>>515016341
>Bernardo Kastrup books
this sounds like a scam

>>515012850 (OP)
I'll never become part of islam because I'm racist and don't want to submit to a sand nigger religion. I believe in looking after my own race above all else.

>>515016314
Muhammad (pbuh) may have been a little too enthusiastic about rape but we muslims will do better in the future inshallah. I am so tired of how arab muslims tell lies like kafir can't tell lie from truth.

>>515016274
>no evidence, only a few weak hadiths
you total fucking liar. I am actually in fucking shock. Like I know Muslims will just brazenly lie to defend their religion but the scope of this one is difficult to comprehend.

the evidence of Mohammed being poisoned by a Jewish woman in Khybar comes from Sahih al-Bukhari which is the recognised as the most valuable and authentic of all the Hadith. It is second in authority only to the Koran itself.
The fact that you call it a "weak Hadith" is just mind numbingly stupid to anyone who knows what they are talking about.

>>515016495
you are going to be better than the best man, who, as it turns out, was in fact, not the best man barraddarr?

>>515012850 (OP)
You will find a resistance and be sent back to the sandbucket you came from. About half the population votes for openly anti islam political parties now

>>515012850 (OP)
This but unironically.

>>515016513
he is an apostate

he doesn't accept hadith

he thinks it's too retarded

but is not smart enough to understand that you can't have a version of islam where you refuse sunnah

because allah is commanding you in the quran that you're supposed to take it

ayy lmao

>>515016452
There are a lot of Palestinians who are woke retards in the West.
When I was in university one declared rape on someone I know because he refused to go out with her. Luckily he had an alibi for the time she claimed it and she could not prove anything since she refused to be validated by a doctor as well. There was zero legal issues as a consequence for her btw. Nothing.

>>515016495
Bruh do you really call the prophet a rape advocate. I can't believe you.

The verse in question refers to women who lately haven't menstruated, they are told to wait for 3 months to see if the reason is them being pregnant. This fake Turk can take his cherry picked tafsir and shove it up his ass.

>>515012850 (OP)
Very cucked religion, far too semitic.

>>515016579
>The verse in question refers to women who lately haven't menstruated,

is that right?

>>515012850 (OP)
>why don't you just follow the words of some random sandnigger
They are my inferiors and I do not listen to my inferiors.

>>515016579
Read this I cannot lie it is wrong. Taaqiya is jew behavior and I won't do it. Muhammad made mistakes. Its ok we can move past it.

>>515016536
fuck that zogflag

>>515016525
thank you barrahaader I appreciate your knowledge of Islam. You know a lot and I like that you say it like it is. I am just so tired of all the lies from Muslims. They can do better. We can do better.

>>515016764
you are welcome barraddarr

but barraddarr

lying Muzlimese are just following sunnahe wallahi

how do we move past this exe-actly?

>>515016513
You have reading comprehension issues. It's considered sahih according to Sunnis. But then, their book also speaks of hundreds of Muhammad's miracles so let's see you take them at face value too. Or do you cherry pick which hadith to believe?
>>515016576
Women will be women no matter which culture
>>515016698
I don't claim that Muhammad was perfect, nobody is, but to claim he would engage in SUCH immoralities is unbelievable.
Also you already reject certain hadiths, what stops you from rejecting this one too? Heck, why believe this story took place at all? Because a controversial Albanian retard said so?

>>515016746
You don't like your freedom of eating bacon and steak together

>>515016827
>but to claim he would engage in SUCH immoralities is unbelievable.

uhh
>>515016234
>>515016314
>>515016622

hmm

ah

*breathes in*

??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

>>515016698
why doesnt the english translation show the part before , wich is
"Al-quaani told me from malek from rabiaa ibn abi rahmaan from muhamad ibn yahya ibn haban from ibn muhairiz" then the hadith is told , not all muslims would trust all the hadiths , if you want to win quote the quran

>>515012850 (OP)
Im 40
I never had a gf

>>515016827
It is why I didn't want a German woman, they are so damn woke

>>515016876
monnn key

ohh ohho hoo

monn keyy

>>515016876
There's nothing to criticize in Quran, that's why faggots like >>515016868 keep spamming hadiths

>>515016846
I don't like jews ruling over White people, or anyone else for that matter. The USA is a jewish empire oppressing White people. Abraham Lincoln was a BLM bolshevik. Fuck America. Death to America.

>>515016886
Just talk to women, one says yes. It is a numbers game, I realized foreign women like me more though

>>515016827
>Or do you cherry pick which hadith to believe?
I don't "believe" any of them in that respect because I believe that Mohammed was a total fucking fraud, a false prophet, and a warlord who simply made up whatever was convenient for him at the time in order to amass power, wealth, followers and wives.
So no I don't believe any of the miracles attributed to him, but the general narrative of his life as an arabic bandit turned warlord is believable enough, as is the idea that a woman whose husband, brother and father had just been slaughtered by Mo and his men would feed him poisoned meat.

>>515012850 (OP)
LOL Nice trolling, work on your bait a bit more though

>>515016917
but they are still German, no other women are German

>>515016933
those are NOT hadith sir

you know, it's just you who isn't examining them

the people you're trying to lie to, however, are

>>515016997
Who cares about that, no German woman has ever given me better treatment for being German. If anything it is entitlement since they expect German men to be their deserved fallback option when all else fails. No thanks.

>>515017062
dawg, you're still here?

>>515017001
Can't even quote Quran without tafsirs and hadiths. Pathetic larping trash.
>>515016979
So you do cherrypick, good to know.
Also funny, the very same hadith book also mentions a story of Muhammad's superpower where he could tell a poisonous food served to him. So much for an "authentic" book.
https://sunnah.com/bukhari:3169

>>515012850 (OP)
The problem with "Islam" ( I use quotes because there is not one Islam there are many Islams) is that it doesnt allow constructive criticism. Muhammad was not perfect but thats why we are not supposed to worship him. Islam needs to embrace its children that it scorns. Ahmadi, Quranists, and more secular and liberal schools of Islam must be allowed to develop. Allah is not so weak to fear criticism.

>>515016269
>pretending

>>515017109
Do I know you?

>>515012850 (OP)
So whats your plan on beheading a jet fighter, wearing a cape wont do

>>515017110
so tafseeere is now also out

is this a mircile of isssssssssleeeeeeeme?

>>515017157
yes, i'm jibrile

i've instructed the turkish girl you like to not aGGeBte your hande in marriage

because you're not a pedophile like her Brobitte

do you want to Brove your loveee to here barraddarr?????????????????????????????????????????

>>515016876
It's been awhile. Still keeping it pure?

>>515017288
>you literally believe a man walks on water

>>515017288
thats not me tho

>>515017427
is this you?

>>515012850 (OP)
It is haram for a frog to smoke cubans.

>>515012850 (OP)
>Why haven't any of you joined Islam?
Because I'm not an inbred shitskin subhuman.

>>515017516
dang

>>515016437
Jew detected. You almost made sense and then you compared Israel to Muslims. Nope you are a well poisoning Jew. Israelite Ashkenazi have an IQ 10000x of the goat fucker variety. Not even comparable.

>>515012850 (OP)
you will melt and your skin will fall off, painlessly, while you stand there confused, watching your flesh fall from your bones while you are somehow still conscious.

>>515017427
Anything in the screencap you disagree with?

>>515012850 (OP)
islam will not exist in 2100 and every muslim will have turned into biofuel long before the end of the century. Converting to atheism will not save you. Socalled exmuslims will not be spared.

>>515017618
only the walking on water thing , also child marriage is not suited in modern life , the may have been a time when it made sense , but not today

>>515012926
The cube must be removed.

>>515017738
>only the walking on water thing
why?

fake and jewish, fuck you

>>515017763
we also believe that jesus walked on water

>>515017825
oh i misunderstood the post then, my apologies

also

small problem

are you saying, as a Muzlime, that mohammed did an oopsie with the raping of a 9 year old?

>>515017738
>>515017825
Fair enough. I got nothing else to go on. I don't really want to get into any debates about child marriage right now anyways.

the root cause of Muzzie invasion in Europe is Jews as they are selling off the properties and businesses they own to Gulfjeets who are building mosques and sending billions of pakis and nafris

>>515013008
I will leave animal worship to the Hindus

>>515012850 (OP)
All respect to Muhammad for his heroism with the people of Zutt.

>>515012850 (OP)
I don't support cousin marriage, pedophilia or beheading people for drawing images of muhammad.

>>515012850 (OP)
No thanks, we are not afraid of you.

>>515012850 (OP)
your backward religion seems gay and boring and you all look poor and retarded as shit.
only christians and shintoists are civilized people who can create civilized countries. everyone else are poverty, vulgar shitskins.

>>515016933
Quran says be peaceful, then later it says conquer the world and subdue it. And the conclusion is the later sayings are the ones that matter.

Many will start reading Quran, say "this is nice, beautiful" and then stop. They missed that the peaceful stuff is contradicted and nullified later.

>>515012850 (OP)
>why haven't you joined Islam?
I have quite literally zero sexual attraction to goats.

>>515012850 (OP)
>I mean we will have established colonies and a
Muslim fertility rates are sub-replacement. Everywhere, in every country. You're dying with the rest of the world, but too ignorant and retarded to see it.

Why would I bother to pretend to believe in your caveman superstition?

>>515018279
>shintoists
and, to be fair, it took 2 atomic bombs, send by christian jesus himself to civilize the vulgar nipponese aboriginie.

>>515012850 (OP)
>we will inbreed, out breed you
>join or die
nice arguments there pal

>>515012933
Aisha was a 20 year old divorcee.

I find it strange Muslims can’t listen to music or make art. Why would you not want to be able to do those things? It seems like a normal thing and even beautiful. Also seeing dogs as unclean when they are man’s best friend is something I don’t understand either. There’s just aspects like that where it’s almost like erasing culture or natural human emotions that I’m used to in Christianity that I can’t wrap my head around.

>>515012850 (OP)
Saturday night, aren’t you usually at the Gay disco around this time OP?

>>515012960
brootal

>>515012850 (OP)
>called “I surrender”
>actually invasive empire lol

Kys. Death to Islam.

>>515013004
I hope someone can explain this away.

>>515012850 (OP)
Does it matter if I join or not?
Your prophet said that things will continue to get worse, yeah?

Why is this Indian spammer so butthurt lol.

>>515012850 (OP)
Bc it's demonic. Only demons need your willing submission, thet can't overcome GOD given Free Will. Allmighty God does not need your submission. He's Allmighty, He can make you submitt any time.

>>515022171
based hindoos make mudslimes seethe

>>515012850 (OP)
Christ is king! you dirty sand nigger!
Have you not read History? Every time Muslims make any inroads to the west, and white men get pissed off, we kill millions of Muslims and drive you back to your shit hole countries. Has happened many times over. Get ready, the next cleansing is coming soon.

>>515012850 (OP)
Back to the swamp you filthy green-skinned frogposter

>>515018329
well said. this is to trick you into first liking the book with its promise of peace and eternal life. once they got you hooked, theyll give you the mission to do jihad. Its pure psychological and emotional manipulation. You can convince anyone to do anything if you lay it out in steps with lures and bait.

>>515012850 (OP)
Bump

>>515012850 (OP)
Bum

>>515020941
90% of hadiths are made up
You really think a 7th century Arab warlord was out there getting on with midgets or is it more likely this is some weird fantasy?

It's a fake religion that damns your soul to hell.

>>515017941
This never happened

>>515012850 (OP)
Only inbred dumb traitors that hate their penis and love little boys will join your degenerate ideology.