Thread 515035795

post the scariest object you own which you would use if political civil war broke out in the distant future

hard mode: no guns
ultra hard mode: nothing sharp or heavy
clown mode: nothing metal

Yes pol, please post all the weapons you own so the FBI, DHS, and other law agencies know precisely how many guns and other weapons you have.

>>515035877
kiwi fruit spork > choco milk

>>515035924
just clown mode it if youre scared

>>515035795 (OP)
>not a gun
>Not sharp or heavy
>Not metal

>>515035795 (OP)
don't do this you fucking idiots

>>515036495
This is actually sharp and heavy. You have no idea what being split open like a tuna can can do to some one.

>>515035795 (OP)
Pic related but with petrol in it

>>515036495
A real Canadian for a change

>>515036842
one blow to the head to render them unconscious then right up the jacksie as a death move.

>>515035795 (OP)
I made a makeshift bow and arrows. it's out in the shed and it's raining so I'm too lazy to go take pictures. shoots alright at 40 yards

idk i own a bicycle and a broomhandle. i could LARP as some cavalryman lancer

>>515037010
Kino real life dying light

i do like the craftwork. very nice anon. Make sure you also have the necessary strength skill and flexibility to wield it efficiently.

i own a bunch of knives, pepper spray and sticks. Also a level 3 vest against shots and stabs. Planning to buy some antistab clothing like a hoodie gloves etc.

>>515037095
it was a fun learning experience. If I got better wood and string for the bow I could probably do it better after a few more goes at it but I've been busy with other small projects like fixing gutters for rain barrels and making new garden boxes

i like my club
it weighs like 5 pounds

>>515035795 (OP)
My dick.

>>515037095
>PCV bow that will collapse in time of need
you got the dying part right

>>515036495
tell your sister Punam i got the big white shark one but the price is 2000$ per night. taxes not incl.

>>515037212
You've got Greek feet nigguh, like mine

>>515035795 (OP)
>”Hey guys post your weapons”

lol no

>>515035795 (OP)
Imagine me soifacing as I post this

>>515037294
bloody hell sar

>>515037212
lol. I have grapevine sticks. They are useless as weapons but they are unreal due to tropical fluted wood like textures. But I’m just going with a young evergreen tree walking stick I found. All those stubs.

>>515037481
Nice muscles

>>515037983
a mortal weapon for certain

>>515035877
Batman's Favorite

This is honestly one of my favorite tools. It's always good to be the guy with the biggest pry bar in the shop because everyone always borrows it and that gives me access to their tools.

>>515038471
i bet you like accessing other guys tools dontcha

My right hand.

>>515036410
>>515036183
my sides
>>515037058
bmx joust
>>515037534 please

>>515040736
yeah that’s a bad day

hehe

>>515035924
far side mode:
>cow tools
beyond the far side mode:
>prophetic speech
just keep going, you fools! mode:
>oscillation overthruster (untested)

>>515035795 (OP)
double headed axes are hollywood shit you queer

>>515038395
damn i need that

>>515037481
This negro isnt playing around.

>>515035795 (OP)
Someone post the huge dildo from GTA, it's the great equalizer. Nothing drives fear deeper into a nigger than the double sided buck breaker 5000.

>>515036824
why not?

>>515036410
Ah yes the primordial flame, favela dhalsim

>>515038395
Straight from Enter the Dungeon, but did you collect the BULLET TO KILL THE PAST?

>>515035795 (OP)
I have weapons of mass destruction in my closet tho I cant show them to you but I can assure you that they are real and I will use them to target defenseless protesters

>>515035795 (OP)
i like to get in close when doing work
a .5mm ballpoint pen is quite fun

>>515035795 (OP)
niggas won't be able to do shit once this mf comes out

>>515035795 (OP)
I want a bigass orcish greataxe like that one

>>515042253
we got a Professional here

>>515035795 (OP)
Am I allowed to post my massive cock?

>>515035795 (OP)

People find this picture SCARY

>>515042442
>small dick energy detected
real men dont ask. they just do it.

>>515042517

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXU77gZnShI

They are afraid of the NORMAL MANN.

>>515042666

666 ODD FUTURE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4sigUuZ2uIA

HIIIIIIIIIYYYYYYYYYYIIIIIIIIIIIIYIYIYIYI

>>515035795 (OP)
>in the distant future
I plan on being dead in the distant future

they fear the rock

>>515035795 (OP)
Yea nah not going to fall for that officer.
Ask my machetes went into the machete bin and I handed in all my guns after port Arthur.

>>515035795 (OP)
Fuck off, glowie. I'm not posting my mustard gas stash.

it's my mum's old wooden softball bat with NO SOLICITING written on it in marker.

>>515042836
Why does anyone need to own a rock, they're too dangerous. I use balls of dirt and they're just fine. Ban assault rocks

>>515042858
'Twould have been better had thou not posted at all.

>>515042836
So true

I just ordered 50 of these bad boys.

>picrel is me
what you gonna do now, NIGGER?

>>515043145
Getting hit by a well-thrown rock is probably worse than getting hit with a rubber bullet, but if they come for you, I bet they won't be using rubber bullets.

>>515043309
you'll be a one man shin destroying machine

>>515043107
Tis' a jest, what have I to fear the kings men

>>515035795 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=likjD3lME7Q

>>515043309
Oops, I just realized that's a bike pedal. Order canceled. Now I've got 50 of these coming.

>>515043488
thou shalt verily carbonara their shanks

One of my blueberry bushes died and left behind a pretty sturdy branch. I didn't take a picture of it, but I can describe it if anyone wants to know more about it.

>>515043440
imagine how pathetic you have to be as a fully-equipped soldier to fire back at all with assault rifles at people chucking rocks at you.

>>515043636
Goddammit. I just realized that's a keychain. Order canceled. Now I've got the real deal coming. They're expensive, so I'm only getting a dozen.

This is the most terrifying thing in my possession

>>515043959
dont worry anon, you'll get there in the end

>>515043849
>imagine how pathetic you have to be as a fully-equipped soldier to fire back at all with assault rifles at people chucking rocks at you.
You're putting me in an uncomfortable position, because that's literally a bunch of Israkikes in uniforms. But if we abstract the situation, if gangs are throwing rocks at you, what you do is, you shoot them with live ammo, not rubber bullets.

>>515035795 (OP)
We're all posting on it.

Heh...my name isn't even Spock. They will be searching for the wrong person

>>515037983
Kek.
Also wtf who welds a live mortar?

>>515035795 (OP)
No. I have an iron 11th century style cross mace that some anon posted here years ago. Splits rocks in half with one swing. I have a dull 14th century style hand and a half sword for practicing fiore, very heavy for training and also can split rocks, hurts the hands to do it though. I have a 7th century style pattern welded spatha that is fully functional and always oiled and sharpened. That doesn’t come out unless shit hits the fan.

>>515047376
>My name isn't even Spock
Diabolical!

A 6,8 and 10kg macebell. Weight on a stick gets really scary really fast.