Thread 515036333

>>515036333 (OP)
dinner?

>>515036333 (OP)
why arent you serving your country in the military boy?

>>515036333 (OP)
Is that an impoverished wild turkey?

>>515036333 (OP)
I've seen him on a bourbon bottle!

>>515036436
tap tap tap

>>515036333 (OP)
Cute fella but where are his buddies? All the turkeys I've ever seen are in social groups.

>>515036436
because my country has done nothing except steal 40% of my income and tried to put me in prison my whole life. i dont owe them shit, as a matter if fact they owe me about $3k/month when i reach retirement age. they can send their precious niggers and stong empowered women.

Looks like a macock

>>515036333 (OP)
It is a thanks giving, isn't?

>>515036333 (OP)
OP has a pile of faggots in his yard

>>515036553
this. wheres theres one theres a usually dozen or more. they just started moving into our area and its great.

>>515036593
Most based post in the history of 4Chan.
Have a pic of what was just in my front yard.

Here is his paw size.
He's about 280 pounds.

>>515036905
Why do you have a gun, do you kill niggers everyday?

>>515036333 (OP)
I've got some kind of weird ass owl hanging around my place most of the summer. Seen it's silhouette, it's big. Probably 3' tall and definitely an owl. Has a strange call and never shuts up.

>>515036333 (OP)
>>>/an/

>>515037086
you're lucky. owls are cool. we never get them around here - ive heard one a couple times in 7 years. they just dont seem to like the kind of forest we have or something.

>>515037086
Pretty sure that's bigfoot, you probably just didn't see its entire silhouette.

>>515036333 (OP)
Eat that nigga

>>515036333 (OP)
cute bird

>>515036333 (OP)
I saw one the other week as well. Sadly I've only seem 2 wild turkeys in the last 20 years when it used to be 1 every year growing up.

>>515036333 (OP)
>>515036843
>>515037332
I wish I was born in America

look what was just in my front yard bros

>>515036995
That cat is 280 pounds.
Without a gun one of my grandsons would have been food.
I pulled my .40 and he bolted.
He didn't get that big by being dumb.
And I don't live where there are niggers.

>>515037086
Great Horned Owl.

geolocate me fags

>>515037171
>>515037202
I've had a pile of bird feathers in my yard every morning, it's eating good. I have a massive maple tree that is full of birds, when you hear that owl they get real quiet.

>>515037621
Doesn't hoot, ever. Has a weird squawking call. The silhouette looks like one, minus the ear tufts.

>>515037738
i'll bet they do. those things are amazing hunters the way they move around silently at night. used to live in an RV and there was a mating pair hunting round us most nights. they had a nest up in a big spruce tree and you could see the chicks. was nice.

WOO WOO WOOWOO WOO WOO

>>515037086
He's the owl from hogwards, there to deliver you Ordinary Wizarding Level (O.W.L.) exam admission letter. Congratulations, you're officially not a Muggle anymore.

>>515037332
I just went outside and took picrel.
Order some Heritage Turkey pullets and hand raise them, then turn them loose. Keep feeding them and they won't go anywhere.
Only eat the males. Keep one male roaming with them to make more every year. When they set, find the best, and move it and the turkey in the barn. Hatch and hand raise them. Wash rinse repeat. If you have to many turkey eggs eat them

>>515036553
it's a turkcel

>>515037390
I wish you were too.
My direct Forefather was with General Washington at Valley Forge after he captured Yorktown.
It's a great country if you nuked most of the big cities.

>>515036333 (OP)
It's not YOUR front yard it belongs to the government and you're just a rentoid to them. Only indians in their reservations truly own their land.

>>515037492
S.E.AK?

>>515037870
It posted by my bedroom window one night, and wouldn't shut up. I slipped outside and it took off less than 10' over my head. Completely silent, and dark enough i couldn't get a good look.

>>515037655
>>515037727
Tok.

>>515037861
Barn owl?

>>515036843
>well, this is kind of n odd pic to post on /pol/, nothing really noteworthy here
>wait a minute
Fuck that.
Did you see him first, or did he fuck up and make a noise, for you to get that pic?

>>515038157
>>515038225
close, on copper river

>>515038112
yeah yeah we know. no need to be a sour puss.

>>515038168
i love 'em, but like i say they dont seem to love this area despite it being very wooded and rural. guess the hunting isnt so good. a few seem to move through the area at certain times of the year but none stick around. treasure your owls! (but feel free to shoo them away if too noisy lol)

>>515038335
Doesn't seem to be big enough, but the call matches up. Also it's a pretty dark bird, all the barn owls I've seen have light colored faces.
>more than likely a really big barn owl
>or great horned owl with fucked up vocals

>>515036333 (OP)
I have a clan of turkeys that hang out in my yard in the morning.

>>515036553
In the trees

FYI turkeyniggers are basically Canada geese only they're more scared of humans. They reproduce endlessly so you'll soon have thousands of them walking around your neighborhood and shitting on the street. If your community kills wolves and coyotes because >muh pet dogs you're fucked. The turkeys run your city now.

>>515036333 (OP)

Nice. Are you going to catch it?

>>515036593

He gets it

>>515037289

Is it that bird you lost a war against?

>>515036333 (OP)
i always viewed turkeys as slightly bigger chickens, i didnt even know they could fly till a few years ago

>>515039346
its impressive when they do. one time i was sledding with the kids along this long gentle slope and there was 4-5 big ones high up in the trees by the side. they kept getting scared of us and gliding from tree to tree as we followed them. funny as hell to see these huge bird flying around.

>>515036333 (OP)
>GO BACK, GRINGO!
I could just hear him

>>515036430
fpbp was gonna come says this.

>>515036553
I live in central NJ and ive mostly seen them solitary, lived in NC for a while and lived across from a tobacco field where like 15 of them would congregate together in the winter

>>515038985
Was it the Kool Klucks Klan?

This is little Jerry. Little Jerry kills mice next to my shop. Little Jerry protects the 13 hens I have.

>>515038653
I didn't survive Grizzlies and wolves in The Yukon and Polar Bears in The Arctic by not Knowing.
I just Knew he was there.
When he saw I Knew he split. He was about 280-320lbs. When he crosses the road he was about the length of one and a half pickup trucks parked side by side.
Seen a lot of cats over 60 years but that the biggest.
The hair stood up on the back of my arms as soon as I saw him. I've often wondered why that happens when you spot a large predator or enemy soldiers.
Whatever causes it it's why I am alive. It often happens just before visual contact

>>515040126
lol no they are really fucking stupid, it's a DNC convention every morning.

>>515038700
Nice.
Didn't geolocate you.
I cheated.
I know a woman who owns a horse ranch there. Roamed that area a lot.

>>515039301
DAAAAAAAAAAAAMN!
Dear Diary;
Today a Bogan lost The Bantz War.

>>515038893
Horned owls are based they fuck up rats and rabbits and most importantly the pesky falcons that love to kill chickins for sport
Its also great having ravens around i have this really old gargantuan black raven in the area and when he flies around all the other birds make way he is huge for a raven and always comes when we bbq sometimes we leave him some beer too still alive so i guess he is fine and its been many years probably over a decade

>>515041820
I enjoy watching the birds and wildlife around me. Mystery owl is in a class by itself. I do get large redhawks, cooper's, harrier hawks, and the occasional bald eagle. Great blue herons are commonly seen flying to the wetlands.
>flock of European starlings roosting in shitty hog barn
>leave hog barn same time every day
>big flock of hog shit eating nigger birds now roost in my tree and shit all over everything
>at the same time, everyday
>invite friends over at an exact time for "clay pigeon"
>3 days straight 3+ people step out and unleash hell on nigger birds
>no more problem
Only regret was leaving the corpses where they fell in the field. It stunk a couple days.

look what I found in MY front yard

>>515040566
Checked.

>>515043624
funny they grow like that sometimes. cant just be paradoliea