Thread 515042647

Imagine being a man with those type of feminine legs Holy shit redditors are pathetic

It's the quality of clothing that's really declined.

>>515042647 (OP)
Man, mutts buy shit clothes. You live like this?

>>515042872
that's also true but don't run defense for this limpwristed fat fuck redditor

>>515042647 (OP)
That's what you get for buying cheap chink trash

>>515042893
Yeah, this is a daily occurrence for most of us.

>>515042647 (OP)
skin tight clothes are for women

>>515042937
i only see spics niggers and broccoli head whites wearing them

>>515042647 (OP)
Those pants look like they're made of potato sack cloth

>>515042647 (OP)
The pants aren't even tight. It is a redditor at the zoo. Of course the pants couldn't restrain his erection.

>>515042647 (OP)
Nigga wearing toilet paper

>>515042872
This.
Years ago they would choke you, now they tear just getting in the car, absolute dogshit, poorly sewn, paper thin material.

>>515042872
Maybe if this queer had bought pants that actually fit there wouldn't be an issue

hypocrite

>>515042846
lol man your mind is warped.

>>515042647 (OP)
*hecho en Mexico

>>515042647 (OP)

can we talk about how fucked up mexican's legs are, genetically???

I can't even find jeans that aren't infused with spandex

if any of your pants have 5 pockets like jeans you are a man child who needs to put on big boy pants

>>515043757
those churros and fried pig skin must go SOMEWHERE anon

>>515044562
You look like a dork going to the grocery store in chinos

>>515042647 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A_MnyV-HH3U

>>515044562
Yeah, real men pocketmaxx. Anything less than 8 is intolerable.

My laphog does that all the time

>>515042846
What makes the legs feminine?

>>515044562
Effeminate af
Your /fa/got board is this way >>>>

>>515043242
Haha, waito piggu buy arr our bad quarity crothes.

>>515044161
just look for "raw denim". Usually people only focus on the high end +200 dollar Japanese textile brands but there's plenty of budget brands in more reasonable price ranges.

>>515042647 (OP)
I have fat as fuck thighs like this too it sucks

>>515042647 (OP)
Starting Strength strikes again

>>515042647 (OP)
the mutt said wheezing around a mouthful of takis

>>515044562
ayo dis nigga don’t got mystical trinkets to be carryin

>>515045490
They were mostly Levi's.
I sewed a few pairs but the material would practically disintegrate around the sewing.
I got Wranglers and they are much tougher.

>>515043026
Found the zoomer. Unless you experienced the shame of 90s baggy style personally, you can't comment on clothing fit.
It was truly an embarrassment, and I have like a decade of photos documenting my shame that can never be erased.
1995-2005 was gruesome times.

>>515042647 (OP)
looks like a case to chink quality clothing to me

>>515045964
clothes are for keeping you warm, if you care about fashion you are a faggot

>>515045233
Based

>>515045964
i honestly didnt mind it. the female version of the pants were tight around the ass. made for pleasant viewing. i am not a faggot, so i didnt care what guys looked like.

>>515042647 (OP)

Did he saw something too exciting?

If you wear anything but straight fit then you're a fag

>>515046039
Looks like a case of fat ass.

>>515044562
>pocket for phone
>pocket for keys (not scratching my protector, faggot)
>pocket for wallet so the keys arent bulging out like my 9" cock
>pocket for bottle of water
>pocket for spare bottle of water for friends who dont bother prepping
>pocket for snack of choice (probably peanut butter crackers)
>spare pocket for whatever item my niece doesn't want to carry anymore
Function over form. You would understand if you were the responsible lifeguard instead of one of the drunk retards who I need to babysit.

>>515042647 (OP)
congrats for finally transitioning

>>515042647 (OP)
I know I am

>>515045964
>"how do you do fellow kids" Gen X'er

>>515045964
Jncos were based faggot.

>>515044562
>if any of your pants have 5 pockets
>like jeans
You, zir, are a moron.

>>515042647 (OP)
I remember walking down the street on college campus one time and my pants button *zinged* off into the bushes randomly. That was when I decided that I REALLY needed to lose weight.

>>515045964
I have rediscovered tight rolling of late.
It's really handy to keep bugs out when you are outside.

>>515048450

Check your right hip pocket. You'll find a smaller fifth pocket for a pocket watch or condom. Yours in unlikely to contain a condom.

>>515048651
It contains coins.

I don't need condoms as I am neither a sodomite, nor a man-whore.
I am a properly married man who needs not such degenerate things.

>>515048651
Pocket 6 contains my phone.
Pocket 7 contains my knife.

>>515042872
Third world quality control is non existent, you can buy two pairs of pants from the same retailer and they'll both fit completely differently

>>515047370
jokes on you, i have all those pockets because im a drunk retard

>>515047370
Where do you keep your pocket sand?

>>515045402
They're flabby. Fit healthy man legs should be rock solid with muscle and barely a trace of fat. Mine are.

>>515047370
>one of the drunk retards who I need to babysit
I really relate to this sentiment
>go dirt bike riding in the desert with a few people
>they don't bring anything with them
>they tease me for my heavy backpack
>half a day and many miles go by in the desert sun
>mfw they all need to "borrow" some of my water
>two out of three of them need to use my tools
>everyone is dipping into my bag of snacks
>one of the guys hurts themselves and I have to treat them with my first aid kit
>one of the guy's bikes broke down on the way back and I had to use my half inch poly rope to tow them back to the trailhead

No one was laughing about my pack by the time the day was over

>>515048651
One time in HS I had weed in that pocket and they fucking patted me down and checked my pockets that day but forgot that one. The next day I told them how lucky I was they didn't check there, and it upset them so.