Thread 515050899

why americans hate ukrainian women

>>515050899 (OP)
I had a cute blonde ukrainian girl serving me cake today at a cafe i need some non autistic ways to get her number pol, help me out

i feel that, in this whole situation, not enough was ever said about hannah guttierez, the braphog scapegoat that went to prison instead of alec.

she seems to fluctuate between skinny and fat a lot. but you can always tell by her (extraordinarily cute) face that she is meant to be queen slampig.
those jugs, that slight gunt.
you may not like it, but this is the ideal female form.

and any woman with an affinity for firearms is already three or four points ahead of all the rest.
(just double check the loading lmao)

for those with such preferences, here she is wearing a floral pattern dress in a nature setting. this is just so you know that she's totally trad and wholesome.

here she is in a sort of in between state. definitely not skinny, but also not fat. little too slim for my liking.

and this at the opposite end of her apparent spectrum. the brappest of braphogs.

>>515051238
Just be tall and handsome.

>>515053101
Im like 6'2 with a good enough jaw but so autistic that i never had a gf thats the problem

>>515051238
Umm, have sheckels? All Kikrainian yentas are gold diggers.
ALL of them. You must have sheckels.

>>515051238
Write it on a piece of paper then slip it to her. This is assuming you're not a troll of course.

>>515050899 (OP)
Did Alex Baldwin always have blonde hair or was it dyed (no pun) for this shoot (again)? He always had dark hair iirc in everything I can remember him in.

>>515053608
No not a troll, just thought slipping her a piece of paper without saying anything seems random and intrusive but im autistic

>>515054953
If you have to think about it, then don't worry: you've already lost. Winners don't think about it; they just win. No one who gets a girl thinks about it existentially as if they're observing someone ELSE getting that girl. Wish I knew the answer.

>>515050899 (OP)
I don't
I would love to have hot little 21yo natasha

>>515056884
We all would.
>>515050899 (OP)
We don't.
Pic unrelated.

>>515050899 (OP)
I would rather say that ukrainians enjoy dying.