Thread 515063192

Why did we do it

Somebody did the old switcheroo

>>515063192 (OP)
Masonic shits and giggles

>>515063192 (OP)
Whoa, Moon has petrified wood? Big if true!

>>515063192 (OP)
why did you do it again?

https://moonhoaxdebunked.blogspot.com/2017/07/98-how-come-moon-rock-donated-to.html

>>515063192 (OP)
Doesn’t this just prove the moon is fake. Why would it be made of wood

>>515063252
This seems likely
We did also get legitimate stones (well more like pebbles) from the moon in the same year
But you don't even need to go to the moon to find them as earth is full of lunar meteorites, so it proves nothing

>>515063192 (OP)
Remember how zany that kennedy space worm thing was in congress the other day man conspiracies are stupid haha

>>515063192 (OP)
That's all it took to fool those eurotards was some old rock and a promise it's real note by some astronauts??
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHA EUROPEANS ARE SUCH RUBES!!

>>515063453
whats more likely is that mutts just faked the moondlandings and gave petrified wood to retards saying its moon rocks.

think about it everything in USA is fake and gay and clearly the moonlanding was also fake.

>>515063268
Lol thanks for the smirk

>>515063192 (OP)
>Why did we do it
ANSWER: The Soviet Union was appearing to be advancing technologically faster than The West, and thus the fear of Communism's spread was quite high. So the USA was trying to 'catch up' in the space race..and JFK thought it would be necessary for the USA to do what the Societs obviously were researching, but had not yet accomplished...putting a man on The Moon. JFK made the promise that the US would ot only do it, but that the USA was going to show the world that reckless leaps (the soviet way of orbiting a man was to find one, lose him, and then just find another one until you got it right) was not the way to go, but through careful scientific achievment of goals.

It did not take long for US researchers to realize that safely landing and returning a man from The Moon was impossible, and so JFK attemped to save face by proposing, at the UN, a joint venture between the US & USSR...and the Soviets giggled "no thanks..we look forward to watching the US show us how it's done" BECAUSE THEY KNEW THE US HAD JUST FIGURED OUT WHAT THE SOVIETS ALREADY FIGURED OUT...IT CAN'T BE DONE DUE TO PHYSICS.

Thus...the only way for America to save face, was to turn to Hollywood and fake it. Not only did it work (the public bought it), but it worked far better than they expected...and POOF!...the endless revenue stream and geopolitical manipulation campaign was born. Now countries are failing left and right trying to emulate NASA "successes", and they are simply going to do it again with kickass CGI this time. Like CGI so fucking good, it's damn impossible to discern reality from cgi fakery.....and the masses will be fooled once again.

It's well funded bullshit. But physics doesn't give a shit about how well funded a lie is.

>>515064977
>safely landing and returning a man from The Moon was impossible,
why? no waffle please. be specific and detailed.

>>515063192 (OP)
Wait. You're saying the moon's made of wood doors?

>>515063392
It's made of cheese dummy. And we did it to beat you COMMIES at the space race America 1 COMMIES none

>>515063192 (OP)
I think it's funny the Dutch huff their own farts so much they probably think Americans gave them a fake moon rock instead of someone from their country just stealing it.

>>515067731
Huh Huh, wood!

>>515063192 (OP)
this is some fake story right? Every single moonrock is white and some Dutch retard thought he had the only red one or something? I'm calling bullshit on the entire story.

>>515067850
What sort of cheese?

>>515068060
read the link near the top. its totally fake and gay and theres zero evidence the rock had anything to do with the card at all. no moon rock gifts were presented like this, ever. they were never just bare piece handed out but looked like picrel, with a plaque, engraved message and country flag etc

>>515068219
he looks friendly actually

>>515063192 (OP)
There were ancient forests on the moon?

>>515068060
another example of how they presented a moonrock gift to a country

>>515063273
The moon used to have forests, anon. True story.

>>515063192 (OP)
Space giant switched the real rock with the fake one on the way back from the moon.

>>515064977
Funny enough, this is the main reason I'm confident the moon landing was real. If you could prove this to be fake, and the soviets KNEW it was fake, why wouldn't the soviets call the US out? They'd never been too shy to criticize us or call us liars, especially during the cold war, why would they look at something so "clearly fake" and then just let America get all the glory and become the worlds leading figures in space exploration?

>>515068219
I'm not the cia, but I'd guess a gloomy rhind cheese, when we get on the inside of the moon we'll be able to tell more.
Tell me that doesn't look like a baby version of the moon

>>515063192 (OP)
>we
jews doing jewish tricks, pretending to be the marvelous ones. tiresome.

Place is littered with dead creatures.

I imagine your gonna find pieces of wood as-well?

>>515069074
>why wouldn't the soviets call the US out?
because they also benefit from the grift, just as with the "nukes" hoax

>>515063192 (OP)
The secret reason for the space race was to overtly fund the expensive research and development of missiles. The cold war was a caducean hoax to consolidate the countries of the world into two powers under the guise of imperial inevitability. Both were working for Rothschild bankers.

I dont know if the moon landing is real or fake though.

>>515069556
We actually did get moon bits. But then Frank Smith (and we all know what Frank Smith was like) decided to lick one, just to see. And he discovered that it was the tastiest piece of cheese ever. Like cheesenip for humans. Supposedly they tried locking up the cheese bits, but obviously it didn't work. People gobbled them all up and then tried replacing them with bits of petrified wood instead. And so here are now.

>>515071412
So here "we* are now, that should be. Just stuck with wood bits, instead of cheesenip. Unless we can mount another expedition to the moon to get more. But then how much fuel would we need? How much cheesenip could we conceivably carry back? Is there such as a thing as too much cheesenip? See, there are many questions that are greatest minds would have to resolve first.