Thread 515069297

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Anonymous (ID: gVs129pL)

9/7/2025, 11:08:40 PM No.515069297 >>515069392 >>515069434 >>515069445 >>515069457 >>515069460 >>515069489 >>515069517 >>515069539 >>515069561 >>515069620 >>515069634 >>515069659 >>515069769 >>515069794 >>515069809 >>515069846 >>515069882 >>515069991 >>515069996 >>515070050 >>515070063 >>515070087 >>515070180 >>515070233 >>515070252 >>515070319 >>515070326 >>515070345 >>515070369 >>515070446 >>515070454 >>515070502 >>515070589 >>515070594 >>515070650 >>515070704 >>515070727 >>515070865 >>515070901 >>515070976 >>515071242 >>515071406 >>515072105 >>515072244 >>515072343

You are invited and they ask you to sit with them.

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What do?
Most anons here would shart themselves on the spot.

Anonymous (ID: OLgUjP0f)

9/7/2025, 11:09:56 PM No.515069392 >>515070529 >>515072291

>>515069297 (OP)
Ask them what their favorite Boards of Canada track is.

Anonymous (ID: 8oisTvlN)

9/7/2025, 11:10:25 PM No.515069434 >>515069698

>>515069297 (OP)
they're teens and you're a chinkcel

Anonymous (ID: OpTm8Og6)

9/7/2025, 11:10:30 PM No.515069444 >>515069523 >>515069636 >>515069650 >>515069698 >>515069762 >>515070643

those are fucking preteens you jewish pedophile

Anonymous (ID: AyWGYpHw)

9/7/2025, 11:10:31 PM No.515069445

>>515069297 (OP)
Why the fuck are you talking to me you whore?

Anonymous (ID: ZLNqEOZ/)

9/7/2025, 11:10:40 PM No.515069457

>>515069297 (OP)
Zero people voted for the space race die a terrible death faggot

Anonymous (ID: Xh48UZvY) 9/7/2025, 11:10:42 PM No.515069460

>>515069297 (OP)
I wouldn't sit with these hohol jews

Anonymous (ID: X+R3WjP2)

9/7/2025, 11:11:08 PM No.515069489

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>>515069297 (OP)

Anonymous (ID: t7tmNN4d)

9/7/2025, 11:11:29 PM No.515069517

>>515069297 (OP)
sit down between them with the exact posture of the guy in the painting.

Anonymous (ID: 0UMJUYCw)

9/7/2025, 11:11:33 PM No.515069523

>>515069444
Is that why I'm erect?
I'm Indian BTW

Anonymous (ID: VRjctP9t)

9/7/2025, 11:11:53 PM No.515069539

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>>515069297 (OP)
>so what is it? $300 each? $500 for both?

Anonymous (ID: hBHk1eIy)

9/7/2025, 11:12:06 PM No.515069561

>>515069297 (OP)
i say, if they wish to talk, we should do so away from the exhibit. don't want to interrupt other's peace and quiet.

Anonymous (ID: wOqNJtN8)

9/7/2025, 11:12:49 PM No.515069620

>>515069297 (OP)
rubbish on the walls

Anonymous (ID: 5g21yj+h)

9/7/2025, 11:13:02 PM No.515069634

>>515069297 (OP)
After offering them a bowl of eggs, I would turn 360 degrers and walk away.

Anonymous (ID: fAlnXFvY)

9/7/2025, 11:13:03 PM No.515069636

>>515069444
This.

Anonymous (ID: SeNzT154)

9/7/2025, 11:13:19 PM No.515069650

>>515069444
>pedos on /pol/
deflect to "buh buh jooooooz" all you want, OP knows his audience.

Anonymous (ID: VvHAezjy)

9/7/2025, 11:13:25 PM No.515069659

>>515069297 (OP)
get stabbed in the face and bleed to death pedophile

Anonymous (ID: rFidxD6U)

9/7/2025, 11:14:03 PM No.515069698 >>515071811

>>515069434
>>515069444
It is illegal to sit near teens? No it's not you fucking coomers. You are so deep into your gooner caves that you can't even conceive an human interaction with a woman that isn't rape

Anonymous (ID: MsMajnbh)

9/7/2025, 11:14:46 PM No.515069762 >>515070326

>>515069444
trips of lies this time
look at hands, they're not teens
one of the left is like 30, right is early/mid 20s

Anonymous (ID: /rE0ZQdd)

9/7/2025, 11:14:53 PM No.515069769

>>515069297 (OP)
I would think the CIA is at me again.
Would hit them in selfdefence.
Grap one of the pictures and start new in Siberia as Maxim Hitlerov

Anonymous (ID: ACWiihb4)

9/7/2025, 11:15:13 PM No.515069794

>>515069297 (OP)
I would and give them valuable life advice such as avoiding niggers, hard drugs, and not getting tattoos.

Anonymous (ID: SMberdUZ)

9/7/2025, 11:15:21 PM No.515069809

>>515069297 (OP)
sit down and fart.

Anonymous (ID: 2OuEodet)

9/7/2025, 11:15:54 PM No.515069846

>>515069297 (OP)
Ayo where de per-raphaelite bitches at?

Anonymous (ID: mamF5Pva)

9/7/2025, 11:16:21 PM No.515069882

>>515069297 (OP)
Each foid roastie whore that is murdered is one less race traitor.

Anonymous (ID: ZhNowOGz)

9/7/2025, 11:17:34 PM No.515069991

>>515069297 (OP)
I would tell them to tell the glowniggers to leave me alone

Anonymous (ID: 9mcidYx4)

9/7/2025, 11:17:36 PM No.515069996

>>515069297 (OP)
Those are 2 kids who should be with their parents, not me lol

Anonymous (ID: P416jIHQ)

9/7/2025, 11:18:27 PM No.515070050

>>515069297 (OP)
I would ask them how old they are.

Anonymous (ID: 8H5zR+S2) 9/7/2025, 11:18:39 PM No.515070063

>>515069297 (OP)
Why can't these whores even take care of their hair? 0/10

Anonymous (ID: d17mY6BN)

9/7/2025, 11:19:04 PM No.515070087

>>515069297 (OP)
instantly suspect a honey trap

Breakroom !!yCDTB+C6DRw (ID: zj1JShK+)

9/7/2025, 11:19:26 PM No.515070117

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Is that Nevaeh Petty on the right?

Anonymous (ID: RTYSee9m)

9/7/2025, 11:20:11 PM No.515070180

>>515069297 (OP)
>Do you girls like Labubus?

Anonymous (ID: pG7Rq2zQ)

9/7/2025, 11:20:53 PM No.515070233

>>515069297 (OP)
i get 3 days for a humor thread and shit like this goes unnoticed
fuck jannies and fuck the chink op

Anonymous (ID: AVYbN/Xl)

9/7/2025, 11:21:06 PM No.515070252

>>515069297 (OP)
These seem a tad too young, i'd probably ignore them or humor them for a limited time to be polite.

Anonymous (ID: wzJunVIX)

9/7/2025, 11:21:59 PM No.515070319

>>515069297 (OP)
>What do?
Wonder how I wound up in a jewish art gallery for starters.

Anonymous (ID: IBLSu6Z2) 9/7/2025, 11:22:07 PM No.515070326

>>515069297 (OP)
I hesitate and ask it’s some sort of trick . But I’ll sit at their feet so everyone will know I’m not a creepy brown man.
>>515069762
Probably this id say 18-25

Anonymous (ID: bXb9r/bH)

9/7/2025, 11:22:21 PM No.515070345

>>515069297 (OP)
They hate me and they want to hurt me. They probably want me to go to prison. I stop, stand still, and ROAR IN FEROCIOUS RAGE, like in that episode of DBZ where majin boo screams so loud that it opens the portal in the hyperbolic time chamber.

Anonymous (ID: VWpLP8gc) 9/7/2025, 11:22:38 PM No.515070369

>>515069297 (OP)
I stab them repeatedly in the neck with a pen knife

Anonymous (ID: jSx1oh/i)

9/7/2025, 11:23:30 PM No.515070446

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>>515069297 (OP)
turn on rock your body from justin timberlake and rape them on gun point

Anonymous (ID: 3sZNm/ue) 9/7/2025, 11:23:36 PM No.515070454 >>515070530 >>515070530

>>515069297 (OP)
stay away. they will rape you then you will go to jail for being a pedo and then big tyrone will rape you in jail

Anonymous (ID: FyaU/j38)

9/7/2025, 11:24:16 PM No.515070502

>>515069297 (OP)
NOT EVEN CLOSE TO GIFTED BASED ON THE ART WORK DISPLAYED.

Anonymous (ID: vvsvWSVr)

9/7/2025, 11:24:31 PM No.515070529

>>515069392
Phish is so much better

Anonymous (ID: jSx1oh/i)

9/7/2025, 11:24:32 PM No.515070530

>>515070454
>>515070454
an aristocrat doesn't go to prison. only poor people go to prison. we do what we want, because we can.

Anonymous (ID: 5gdVIpFB)

9/7/2025, 11:25:08 PM No.515070589

>>515069297 (OP)
> What do?
Just ignore them, they must be glowniggresses.

Anonymous (ID: D+XRSlor)

9/7/2025, 11:25:14 PM No.515070594

>>515069297 (OP)
Right one is alright, would sit with, and more. Left one looks like she's hiding five hundred smile lines under makeup, eww.

Anonymous (ID: +2+W1qiA) 9/7/2025, 11:25:16 PM No.515070596

I'd listen to what they had to say and that's what no one did.

Anonymous (ID: Iit6Kx/3) 9/7/2025, 11:25:50 PM No.515070643

>>515069444
bueno

Anonymous (ID: WdG0IecA)

9/7/2025, 11:25:53 PM No.515070650

>>515069297 (OP)
My response would be:
From your direct gazes, raised eyebrows, and subtle smiles, am I right to assume that you're both currently ovulating? Nice to meet you, by the way.

Anonymous (ID: VUS5sIq1)

9/7/2025, 11:26:21 PM No.515070695

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Gross, they're too old.

Anonymous (ID: s9nWOpHw)

9/7/2025, 11:26:25 PM No.515070704

>>515069297 (OP)
Nod, sit down, unplug my leg prosthesis, rub the stump, shake my snuff box and enjoy a pinch. Take my upper teeth prosthesis out to blow my nose with my cotton handkerchief, plug in the teeth and after another short rub, the leg. Tell them to stay away from niggers, drugs and idiots, nod and leave.

Anonymous (ID: thW5JIVP)

9/7/2025, 11:26:49 PM No.515070727

>>515069297 (OP)
Can we skip the chitchat and get straight to the fucking? I don't care to participate in a conversation in which women are taking part.

Anonymous (ID: F4iW2n4Z)

9/7/2025, 11:28:52 PM No.515070865

>>515069297 (OP)
tell them they should make like that art and suck dick. I painted better in kindergarten.

Anonymous (ID: 9J8O1V3c)

9/7/2025, 11:29:23 PM No.515070901

>>515069297 (OP)
rape

Anonymous (ID: XWq64t5z)

9/7/2025, 11:30:25 PM No.515070976

>>515069297 (OP)
I sit there with them, obviously.
I put a big mischiveous smile and go

>Hello lassies!
>How are you doing?

Then I use my gay fag art game and start talking trash of the "art" around me and ask them what they're doing there.

The conversation ensues.

Anonymous (ID: GcSk9uWt)

9/7/2025, 11:34:23 PM No.515071242

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>>515069297 (OP)
I could probably knock both of them out in less than 30 seconds. I've got a good left hook and a killer overhand right.

Anonymous (ID: RqSZe8hL)

9/7/2025, 11:36:49 PM No.515071406

>>515069297 (OP)
Ask them if they like milk steak obviously

Anonymous (ID: RqSZe8hL)

9/7/2025, 11:43:15 PM No.515071811

>>515069698
Ugh buddy I work in a bar, have a girlfriend, talk to and serve hot women daily.
THESD CHICKS ARE GETTING CARDED IMMEDIATELY
I don't even think they are 18 let alone 21... Obviously a normal interaction Is POSSIBLE... but why waste time talking to young girls. An adult male has literally NO REASON to talk to them if they are underage. Sounds like you just like underage girls..... I would be beyond embarrassed if I was sitting at a table talking to them and someone I know, or family walked in and seen me.
First immediate thought.. "wtf is he doing..??"

I guess you just don't leave the house or have friends. It's definitely weird AF to be talking to underage girls
What regular conversation could you possibly fuckin have?? Lol.
On top of all that... They are young teens, they might COME ON TO YOU. Then if your caught, your in trouble. Literally no reason to interact with them. Every possibility is bad, UNLESS your a pedo looking to bang a child.

Anonymous (ID: xfGuU7Sv)

9/7/2025, 11:47:53 PM No.515072105

>>515069297 (OP)
they are retarded teens anon it's not worth it

Anonymous (ID: 0Jauatse)

9/7/2025, 11:48:53 PM No.515072167

I can't afford them.

Anonymous (ID: /rE0ZQdd)

9/7/2025, 11:50:16 PM No.515072244

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>>515069297 (OP)
This is the real target and why you are all virgins.

Incel GILF in a Art museum and you guys mist it. Thats why you are vergins

Anonymous (ID: bJxKt6dE) 9/7/2025, 11:50:28 PM No.515072255

Zoomer pussy too good

Anonymous (ID: c25WpGnA)

9/7/2025, 11:51:00 PM No.515072291

>>515069392
based.
The first time i took acid i watched boards of canada music videos with my friend while we smoked weed.

for me its King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard though.

Anonymous (ID: T9GcNo8R)

9/7/2025, 11:51:43 PM No.515072343

>>515069297 (OP)
Donyou actually care about the children in Palestine?