Thread 515070503

It is 01:22 AM in the Brazilian suburbs. Nefarious criminals penetrate the condo to steal the residents bicycles. Well, little did they know. Little did they know indeed

>>515070503 (OP)
I don't get it.

>>515070581
i assume he's going to post a webm or something...

oh look another distraction from the Epstein files

>>515070581
OP is faggot

>>515070637
oh look, another nigger who can't explain why Biden didn't bother releasing those files for four years, but now it's really important.

>>515070725
lol

>>515070503 (OP)
Indeed it does indeed it is

>>515070725
lmao what the kek when he ties his hair up lmao

>>515070725
Shame he didn't kill them

>>515070725
holy fvcking kino...

>>515070725
>while niggers were stealing bicycles
>he was practicing the way of the sword

>>515070725
I kneel

>>515070725
Powerful and since this is brazil this man was probably not arrested either.

>>515070503 (OP)
The World completely went insane.

>>515070700
pretty fuckin simple dumbass
Biden was probably on the list too
you pretty much gotta fuck a 12 year old or murder someone or some shit to be an elected government official
are you dumb or just jewish and trying to redirect? SERIOUS QUESTION.

>>515070725
BANZAAAAI!

Kek, that was great.

>>515071291
Total Indian Death.

>>515070725
KEK. The nigger fears the samurai

>>515070503 (OP)
no webm
no bump

>>515070905
>lmao what the kek when he ties his hair up
It is called the battle chonmage (丁髷). The boomer was unfazed while the Condo Samurai fixed it up in the elevator. Samurais only let their hair go loose when they power up for life and death true battle. A 3x1 battle against criminals. In the middle of the night. In Brazil.

>>515070725
>that sheathe at the end
SSS

>>515071288
>since this is brazil this man was probably not arrested either
Surely you jest. Condo Samurai got a medal from local cops

>>515071440
>BANZAAAAI!
Beat me to it.

>>515071837
>Surely you jest. Condo Samurai got a medal from local cops
That's crazy, here in the EU the local cops would give him metal and they would give medals to the bike thieves.

>>515070725
based as fuck

>>515071291
what's going on?
if he was white i'd assume he's having a stroke and tryign to get help, apparently it looks a lot like you're drunk

>>515070725
holy based

>>515070725
based

>>515070725
THE MAN IN THE MIRROR NODS HIS HEAD

>>515070725
you would get 2 years in prison for that here, obviously the thieves would go free

the common criminal fears the self-taught samurai.

>>515072188
Poojets like to sleep on car's hood if you did not know.

Probably the best thread on the board

>>515070725
that was great
you know what else is great? arresting CHUDS
support chitwood

>>515071942
In brazil petty criminals get lynched by the populace, then the cops take him away and lynch him again and release him somewhere because the law can't do anything against them.

>>515070725
His top-knot fell out before he even left the elevator.

>>515072188
it's some kind of scam

>>515072188
insurance scam, what else

>>515073095
But everyone has dashcams now so youd think those dumb animals learn not to do that

>>515071781
>that sheathe at the end
Bear in mind that was no rehearsed sheathe at some McDojo. It was done in the battleground, with adrenaline throbbing through your eyes and eardrums, right after undisputable victory against 3 potentially armed criminals

>>515072322
You should kill your judges and then the criminals, in that order.

>>515070725
POTD.

Wholesome.

>>515071343
Here's something else that's pretty fucking simple:
Why weren't any members of the PUBLIC screaming for it then? Yeah the elites want it hidden but why wasn't /pol/ absolutely FLOODED with demands for the files as it is now?. Why was there virtual silence on the subject for years?
Here's a hint: When Bush was President "code pink" was everywhere demanding the head of the "war criminal," but the second Obama got in they shut the fuck up.

>>515070725
wow, nothing happened, other than the niggers getting away.

>>515074982
>durr why are things different when they are different tho
Biden didn't campaign on releasing them. There was no promise to release them. No one was expecting him to release them.

>>515070725
>running away
>… with a bike
>oh shit he’s catching up!
>…drop the bike
I hate nonwhites so much it is not permissible.

>>515071045
Kek

>>515075433
Zero bikes stolen.
His zeal, rewarded. His honor, avenged. His faith, restored.

>>515076004
Fuck this faggot, now there is less happiness in the world.

>>515075751
so you hate yourself?

>>515071291
I often wonder if the insanity that is now infesting the West is just "normal" for the third world. No wonder these governments are such shit shows.

>>515076259
You better watch your mouth, israelifag

>>515070725
Nice! I'm inspired by this.

>>515076882
That's the point. An inspiring thread for today

dear diary,
>today brazilanon wasn’t a favela dweller
thank you

>>515070725
the hero we need but dont deserve

>>515070725
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=828tPHIfLto

>>515079177
It is not Condo Samurai, you fucktard

>>515075735
>Biden didn't campaign on releasing them.
That was explained up thread by another moron, you idiot. According to that dope Biden could hardly promise to release when he, too, was in the files. But no one cared. That's the question, why now? It's only because the left is looking for something, anything, to get a hook into Trump to lower his popularity.
Campaign promise? Is that why YOU want the files released, because you were told something by a politician and not because you, personally, want to know what's in them.
You don't give a fuck about the contents of the files and you never did you lying sack of shit.

>>515070725
an hero shogun appears

>>515070725
Battousai..

>>515070725
fake
how would he know that from inside the elevator?

>>515070725
what is it with swords making the wielder temporarily insane and invulnerable via bloodlust?

>>515070725
a hero, dear God may ten thousand such men appear in the world tomorrow, we sure do need them

>>515082541
talmudic landlord has mobotix cameras everywhere and livefeeds to his lair

>>515082541
The boomer had the criminals on camera, real time, on his cellphone
It is a shame wholesome threads aways get slided so fast on /pol

>>515082637
i kinda feel bad for this guy. sure he was obviously nuts and needed some kind of help but i doubt he was really a menace to society and i wish he had been able to get help and straighten his life out instead of getting gunned down.

>>515070725
Kek. I wish he slaughtered them. That would have been perfect.

>>515070725
Based

>>515082942
I do too. But you know the rules
>Be American
>Get shot

>>515070725
Man I wish that had sound

>>515070503 (OP)
>>515070725
>>515076004
Top-tier kino.
Brazil is growing on me...
>>515082669
>aways get slided so fast on /pol
and by fucking euro faggots without a drop of test in their bloods and have to pee setting down

>>515070903
>Timmy
João*

>>515083068
Those are indeed the rules

>>515070725


O SO FUCKIN' TITS!!!!!

SAVED!!!

>>515070725

This clip is as fake as your gender, faggot.

>>515082637
Cop was frothing at the mouth for this kill. Back away to your cop car and call for back up to slowly diffuse the situation?? Nah, just ventilate the sad fat weeb.

>>515070725
>the nigger fears the samurai

>>515070725
Samurai Jack

>>515070725
Why didn't they ride the bikes to escape? Seems fake.

>>515070503 (OP)
>>515070725
>“And how we burned in the condo later, thinking: What would things have been like if every thief, when he went out at night to steal a bike, had been uncertain whether he would return alive and had to say good-bye to his family? Or if, during periods of mass thefts, as for example in Sao Paulo, when they stole a quarter of the entire city's bicycles, people had not simply sat there in their apartment, paling with terror at every bang of the garage door and at every step on the sidewalk, but had understood they had nothing left to lose and had boldly set up in the downstairs hall an ambush of half a dozen Brazilian samurai, katanas, wakizashi, or whatever else was at hand? After all, you knew ahead of time that those favelitos were out at night for no good purpose. And you could be sure ahead of time that you’d be cracking the skull of a bike thief.”
>-Alejandro Solzanitacao

>>515083930
If not fake then he was probably making noise like a mad dog

>>515070503 (OP)
Bumping

>>515071291
I fucking hate jeets

>>515070725
Can hues not ride bikes fast enough?
They could have had the 2 they were riding at least...lazy monkes

>>515070725
needs benny hill music

>>515070637
>>515071343
YOU are jewish and reditecting you filthy yid
>memeflag
So is yours, Schmulewitz

It's a red herring for goyim.
>list not released
Keep kvetching for it ignoring jewish doings
>list released
Start the slide on it's autenticity

Your rulers fuck kids. Always have.

>>515071291
>tfw you have a day that just makes you feel the needful to lay beneath the juggernaut and enter a new cycle of the samsara
>benchod will not crush me beneath the wheels and set me free
>must wake up tomorrow for my 6am-8pm shift at tim hortons and deal it Amjesh's shitty attitude
>fucking nation lets Sudra become assistant manager

The one and only bump. I wish you all a wholesome week

>>515073168
You are fucking deranged.

>>515070725
>niggersan has storen bikeu
>shamfur

>>515070725
Pretty based, but I'm disappointed that no thieves got their heads sliced off.

>>515070725

Good shit.

>>515070725
H-he's fast

>>515070725
That's pretty good, OP. You should have led with that, rather than the stillframe showing some geriatric playing with his phone.

>>515090534
>またつまらぬ物を斬ってしまった

>>515070700
People who say stupid shit like this can't understand the concept of a large scale blackmail operation that transcends party lines.

>>515070725
posting in epeic thread

>>515070725
>Two of them try to run away with bikes in hand
>Not just getting on the bikes

>>515072300
>THE ONLY ONE LEFT

>>515070725
you know he's been waiting for this moment for years

>>515084958
>
https://youtu.be/qcNhg05c4fQ

>>515070700
They're all owned

>>515070700
Oh look, another MIGApedo pretending he doesn't already know

>>515084037
Underrated. The absolute state of this place.

bumpan

>>515070725
Why do niggers always flee in a really funny way? It's the only group of people that does that.

>>515070725
I kneel Macaco-sama....

>>515070725
Holy kek Joao I kneel

>>515071288
Why tf would he be arrested?

>>515070725
Best thing I've seen all day. Was he a weeb? I wonder what his favorite samurai movie is.

>>515070725
HOLY SHIT DID YOU SEE THEM RUN LIKE

>>515070725
> OMAE WA MOU SHINDEIRU
dayyyum that's awesome

>>515083930
old dude in the elevator is watching the cameras with his smartphone

>>515097589
In America he would be because he is still Whiter than the burglars.

>>515070725
the hue monkey fears the Samurai

>>515070725
And THAT'S...the end of that chapter.

>>515084633
Damn he was pretty instantly downed after he shot but why didn't the security guy shoot him after he pointed his gun at the guy? It seemed like he had eyes on him.

>>515070725
way of the wu tang sword

>>515093313
They do not know how to ride one. Is not like favelados run around on bicycles as kids. But I bet US-AIDS have a program to teach them buttsex.