Thread 515072619

Today marks Brazilian independence day. Say something nice about us, /pol/.

It's a pleasant shape

>>515072619 (OP)
Happy independence day! Thank you for the joga bonita and the bundas!

>>515072619 (OP)
Was it worth it?

>>515072619 (OP)
Sopa

>>515072619 (OP)
Some of your women are attractive. I didn’t hate my Brazilian housemate as much as my French housemate mate when I was living in a company house, and Bomb Burnquist is a pretty cool skateboarder. The open loop was pretty dope. I think he did it switch.

>>515072619 (OP)
Bob Burnquist*

>>515072619 (OP)
It's always funny to see the zogbot parade since L*la took over. It's always empty lol.

>>515072619 (OP)
Flat earfers hate your flag

>>515072619 (OP)
SIMPLESMENTE
INTANKAVEL

>>515072619 (OP)
This is Brazil.

>>515072619 (OP)
What do the stars represent and why did the update just spray some more onto the 1889 flag?

>>515073321
Would have happened one way or another

>>515073395
>Bomb Burnquist is a pretty cool skateboarder
>bomb


Lol. We've got some pretty talented skaters over here, but lot of us (skateboarders) suffer with bad places to skate, plus it's getting pretty expensive to get a decent skateboard nowadays. Btw, they demolished our local kino skatepark back in 2018, very sad situation. Anyway, here are some kino brazilian dudes:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vL3-m7SsNKQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sGBqj31a35U
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1yYoKJf_M8w

There was a white Brazilian guy in my college a decade ago. He was one of the smartest people there.

>>515072619 (OP)
Forro is a cool way to cuddle with young chicks.

>>515073654
I saw a guy like this a few days ago at a job interview

>>515073654
This is also Brazil.

>>515073805
Did they offer him the job?

>>515073826
Don't make me cry tears of national pride on independence day of all days

>>515072619 (OP)
The first one looks the best, but that second one is VILE. As in vomit inducing vile.

>>515073862
Doubt it, the HR lady got visibly annoyed because he kept bringing up family accidents for pity and was getting way too close to her

>>515073693
Probably right
Damn shame though

>>515073990
Yea, dumb idea to copy the American flag. Good thing they got rid of it quickly. Some state flags are still dumberican copies, which I think is a shame. At least it's mutual embarrassment since Delaware's flag also copies ours.

>>515074030
>Family accidents
Wat?

>>515073321
No. If we stayed with you we could've been to you what Canada is to the UK. You guys would've probably started restricting race mixing as racial science and racial consciousness started to become popular in Europe. Slavery would've been abolished earlier due to british pressure (but with segregation after slavery, just like in the US) and we would have industrialized in the 1800s. Parliamentarism would also be great. Without independence Brazil could have been as whiter, if not whiter than the United States, but the dumbass Pedro had to forget he was the portuguese heir and was going to rule both portugal and brazil anyways after his inbred dad died. Fuck negril and everything this country stands for. A united kingdom of Portugal and Brazil under our Pedro II is something I wish had happened everyday.

>>515074299
Something about his dad breaking a leg, his brother being ill, and a few more sob stories for pity. He even showed pictures of it from his phone, was the most awkward conversation I have ever witnessed, he was told to leave like four times.

>>515072619 (OP)
God bless the guy who came up with the second 1889 flag. He took an already beautiful European standard pattern and turned into something special and unique.

How are things going brazilbros? I feel like your country is way too polarized between Lula and Bolsonaro. I think you guys need to stick together before getting carved up by the US and China.

>>515074387
>Moortugal restricting race mixing
>Some 5th generation Portuguese mutt thinks he's white

>>515072619 (OP)
Happy Brazil day!

>>515073654
I always think of the prison torture videos where they pour melted plastic and shit on people Kek

>>515072619 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QmaYsDZHwtg

>>515074387
Are you retarded? Portuguese Brazilians are the biggest race mixers of all, were the biggest slave owners and advocates of it too.

>>515074660
>if i'm not white nobody can be

>>515073654
Based

>>515072619 (OP)
Independence from who?

>>515074387
North of Brazil is similar to South of USA -- too hot to ever attract many Euro settlers.

>>515072619 (OP)
Brazil is degeneracy central, most shemale porn comes from brazil, I remember something similar to this called "bixa muda", brazil has something called "funkeira", which its lyrics are 100% porn music explicit like "jump on my dick, lick my balls, drink my semen" and it even has funk kids singing that shit, Mc melody, mc pedrinho, mc pikachu, their biggest musical studio is called "kondzilla" which only produces porn lyrics for funk music.

I don't know why the world is surprised at this, brazil is peak clown world before it became mainstream, the only reason why the world is shocked at the degeneracy is because now it's white american faggot kids doing it, but the brazilian macacos have been doing it for years now.

There's a reason why every single hispanic country makes 100% sure to separate itself from Brazil, ever wondered why latinos make sure you let you know that hispanic america is not latin america? noone wants to be associated with brazil, sopa de macaco isn't new, even some degenerate venezuelans in the brazilian borders have accepted this practice.

There isn't anything to explain, Brazil is degeneracy land on steroids, they have "carnival orgies", they show explicit nudity on TV, they are just awful.

Brazilians are truly subhumans

>>515074785
>I'm white, I'm white
Kek

>>515072619 (OP)
Your shitshow of a country is the best proof that social cohesion is a basic requirement to build a functioning society.

>>515075176
>they have "carnival orgies"
That's awesome. Where do I sign up?

>>515074583
What happened to Korea happening to us would be a blessing

I noticed that a good chunk of latina porn stars are from Brazil.

>>515072619 (OP)
1889 was the best one

>>515073654
HE'S JUST HAVIN' FUN, MAGGLE

>>515073464
Kek. Vegeta is standing on a stumpy penis rock.

>>515072619 (OP)

I met a Brazilian fella, he loved bananas.

Congratulations on your Independence Day. Now post a sexy Brazilian chica

Brazilians here are based, I've never seen one here that was a faggot, unlike that NAFO Jew from Portugal.

>>515072619 (OP)
OG trannies

you exist

>>515074583
shit, everything has gotten very expensive the last time I visited, but polarization could go down with Bolsonaro possibly in jail and no judges to save him from jail or make him eligible again (and Marçal being ineligible prevents the rise of a Milei figure) which could get a less populist right wing figure such as Zema to be the next president.

>>515074750
They would become racist later and end slavery when bongs beg them to, unlike the Empire, Portugal would've been quick to obey, pissing the brits off is too big of a risk for them in the long term, it would've went the same way as the Pink Map.

>>515074992
At one point, 63% of Brazil identified as white, some regions would've definetly have stayed darker but I don't think it would be unrealistic to reach a peak of 80% if a few things went differently.

>>515075258
When did I say something about myself? I'm only talking about you, macaco invejoso. I might have a few drops of non-white blood but I'm happy enough knowing I can trace my lineage to Azorean slave owners and my dad being literally european. Unlike you Cleiton Schmidts I don't have to go back five generations to find an actual european ancestor so I can claim whiteness.

>>515073654
Hey, that's José Strummer, also known as "the smartest guy in Blumenau". Met him in a trip, great bloke.

>>515072619 (OP)
That 1889 flag is kino

>>515076931
>I can trace my lineage to Azorean slave owners
>my ancestors brought blacks to brazil! Without people like them, blacks would never have stepped foot in brazil! When my ancestors saw blacks, they said i want to keep them forever, bring them to brazil! My ancestors were BASED

>>515077907
>When my ancestors saw blacks, they said i want to keep them forever

Portuguese/jewish admixture caused this.

>>515073654
You are looking at your future. Nice hun?

Welcome to Brazil.

>>515077991
>>515077907
Unironically my Sephardic family did the same. They kept practicing Judaism until the 18th century. They had house slaves until the end of slavery. Some of those relatives made it straight into the Brazilian regional elites, and I mean the most prominent ones. They’re everywhere in government, state owned companies, and academia.

>>515079089
Thanks anon for that insight