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Anonymous (ID: QjmqBfaU) Belarus No.515108772 >>515108848 >>515109169 >>515109178 >>515109439 >>515109456 >>515110019 >>515110028 >>515110308 >>515110513
Let's play a game. Swap your nationality and be reborn.
Let's play a game. Swap your nationality and be reborn.

>Explain why you don't like your nationality
People from Belarus are chill and peaceful, the government really sucks and we are big pussies and afraid to do anything. I bet before the war 90% of you never even heard of this country.
Also we have no culture, at least 95% can't really speak pure Belorussian, we're basically little russia.
The place is poor as fuck, my salary is around โ‚ฌ250, but I don't really do anything as a watchman, have a lot of free time.

>Choose your new country, explain your choice.
I'd rather be Polish. They have a strong sense of themselves, they have culture, not like us. They aren't super rich, but I don't need much money to be happy. It's pretty safe there, no smelly niggers stabbing people daily and mudslims goatfuckers. The women are probably the same whores are ours, but it's just slavic women so it's whatever. Can't say their language is pretty, too much of sh, zh, ch, tsh sounds (most of them don't even notice it) but it's alright overall, I still think ruzzian is better despite me hating them A LOT.

>Your turn
Anonymous (ID: JGH1s4iH) Australia No.515108848 >>515109852
>>515108772 (OP)
>Me
Not Nordic enough
>Norwegians
More Nordic
Anonymous (ID: OZO4tPYF) Belgium No.515109015
>my cunt
Belgium basically shouldn't exist. It should be two seperate nations, Wallonia and Flanders, with the small German region being given to Germany.
>new cunt
Switzerland
Anonymous (ID: VEbcR5Jt) Spain No.515109169 >>515110062
>>515108772 (OP)
I don't want to be from any other country
Anonymous (ID: 4B7HrNby) United States No.515109178
>>515108772 (OP)
Make me Greek and deliver me to Mt Athos the minute I'm born, please
Anonymous (ID: +jCHtxEU) Ireland No.515109439
>>515108772 (OP)
>Explain why you don't like your nationality
Non
>Choose your new country, explain your choice.
Non
Anonymous (ID: AiMmdMgW) United States No.515109456 >>515109646
>>515108772 (OP)
I'm American. Being American is bad because my government is owned by a zionist kike death cult. Also everybody on earth seems to blame me for it even though I just want to grill.

I wouldn't want to go anywhere else because I would probably still spend all my time bitching about America.
Anonymous (ID: QjmqBfaU) Belarus No.515109646 >>515109765
>>515109456
I like Americans, met a lot of them on English learning discord channel, some of them were kinda cocky though. But I was so happy to talk to them, half of the members are Indians, another half are Brazilians (they're cool though) and a bunch of muslims that can't shut the fuck up about their religion
Anonymous (ID: j03x6gd3) United States No.515109765
>>515109646
Can I be belarus
Anonymous (ID: nHzZK833) Germany No.515109852
>>515108848
Here, have your government mandated Nordic gf, bro.
Anonymous (ID: pmFqzUOz) Austria No.515109878
Im Austria, we have cool history, we made adolf, started WW1 too, I like ball room etiquette and can maneuver it, I like the austrian style of "polite but dont mean it", incredible racial diplomacy bonuses, decent mountain genes.

I would rather be a 85 IQ nigger from Brooklyn. And not ask myself questions such as is one morally allowed to wish being a 85 IQ nigger.
Anonymous (ID: Q8+82qFP) Poland No.515110019
>>515108772 (OP)
I like where I am from
don't want to be reborn, one lifetime is fucking enough
Anonymous (ID: miTt75Eh) Germany No.515110028 >>515110106
>>515108772 (OP)
>cunt
flag
>togo
Denmark, they are chill and its only som KM away, I wouldn't have to change much
Anonymous (ID: vQxZdjwZ) Germany No.515110051
i'm good, thanks.
Anonymous (ID: nHzZK833) Germany No.515110062
>>515109169
Based Finale Fantasy 7 enjoyer.

You will get a Funko Pop from the Moroccan boyfriend of your wife.
Anonymous (ID: IW4TNOT5) United Kingdom No.515110089 >>515110210
Fuck everybody else
Anonymous (ID: nHzZK833) Germany No.515110106 >>515110163
>>515110028
Fellow Bremoin
Anonymous (ID: IpddHgz6) No.515110150
Born in India
Being born in Liberia would be a giant upgrade
Anonymous (ID: miTt75Eh) Germany No.515110163
>>515110106
Nรถ, weiter nรถrdlich.
Anonymous (ID: QjmqBfaU) Belarus No.515110210
>>515110089
are you okay?
Anonymous (ID: GfuPDlSR) Finland No.515110308
>>515108772 (OP)
Nations are such default thing i dont understand how can you dislike what you inherited so maybe you meant the government. I think Poland has done better and it has to do with immigration.
Anonymous (ID: SeIIG6ML) United States No.515110513
>>515108772 (OP)
>we are big pussies and afraid to do anything
That's all normies anon. They only do things when they know they have permission, explicit or otherwise. American niggers used to passively accept whippings as slaves and are only now uppity because they know there will be no consequences, because they know they have permission. Cowardice is the default setting for all normies.
Anonymous (ID: qKfsRPKm) Argentina No.515112120
I like it here. I'd choose to reborn here again but in other region