Thread 515110340

You're not a real man if you haven't experienced picrel at least once in a lifetime.

*not in general anesthesia

I did, they warned it would be SO TERRIBLE and SO HORRIBLE but in the end they just put the pipe in and then they take it out and you kinda sorta feel uncomfortable for 5 minutes.

Now when they had to move my broken leg back in position without anesthesia, that was real fun

>>515110340 (OP)
Just drink some kefir, nigger.

>>515110340 (OP)
>oh broo they'll put a camera down your throat
I've swallowed worse things.
Who the fuck needs anesthesia for this shit?

>>515110349
Do they perform this without general aneasthesia? Causing they knocked me out hard

>>515110340 (OP)
I almost ripped it out of my throat blacked out on anasthesia the first time.

adrenaline is a hell of a drug. second time was better but still terrible.

>>515110340 (OP)
Drink some vinegar like a real man

>>515110799
they said "open your mouth" and sprayed a local anesthetic to reach the back of my throat, and then it was tube time, it works in the sense that there is no pain, even though there is a bit of discomfort

>>515110340 (OP)
the cool thing about an endoscopy is the description is right there in the name
>what's an endoscopy?
>they shove a scope up your endo

>>515110340 (OP)
uh fuck that looks horrible, we really are in a flesh prison

>>515111305
oh haha I just realized I've been getting endoscopy and colonoscopy backwards
man do I have some apologies to make at the hospital

>>515110799
Yes, if you have to drive back home afterwards, you gotta go without.

>you're not a real man if you do not have gastrointestinal diseases
this is getting ridiculous

I did and that's how I inadvertently learned how to deepthroat and that's not very manly

>>515110340 (OP)
A nurse once slipped a tube into my butt I had diarrhea so bad I couldn't stop shitting. Felt good going in but man to just lay there and let my guts flex was like heaven. Plus a girl touched my butthole so that was nice.

>>515110747
Well it didnt work properly for me cause i smoke weed daily. So i looked at the doctor when he put that thing up my ass. He was very surprised

>>515110611
Yeah once you've gone through broken bones and real pain, discomfort like endoscopy etc are pretty minor.
>t. Broken femur being carried down a flight of stairs in a broken chair while screaming in pain till the ambulance came and gave me fentanyl.

>>515112831
you should have let the paramedics come and give you fentanyl and then let them carry you out on their evac chair
or did you break your femur letting someone carry you down the stairs on a broken chair
in which case you deserve it for larping as the peasant king you silly faggot

>>515110340 (OP)
I thought they were scoping from the other side

>>515112726
Det giver ingen mening Hans.

>>515112968
They can do either end. It depends on what they're looking for or where the pain is.

>>515112968
Most of the time both if they sant to be extra sure. Like if a big surgery is coming up

>>515112951
The paramedics couldn't figure out how to get me down this narrow, really steep flight of stairs so they took my kitchen chair and set me on it while im half blacking out amd screaming in a kaleidoscope of pain. Hindsight is always 50/50 but when you're in that amount of pain, all rational thought goes out the window.

At what age should you get a endoscopy and colonoscopy?

Im concerned about cancer. It runs in the family.

>>515112831
That's what you get for hating Jews lmao

>>515113193
40s usually

>>515113212
Joke's on them... now im like the terminator with a metal rod in the center of the bone from my knee to my hip and it will never break again. I can be the bionic jew-hater now.

>>515110340 (OP)
What does that have to do with anything I don't get it?

>>515113193
If cancer is hereditary, you wont be stopping it, you will die from cancer. It might come, it might go, but it will get you eventually. Anhero before you're bed ridden

>>515113193
unless you live in one of I think 3 cucked states you can order your own blood tests online for psa (prostate cancer indicator) for cheap. you can also usually self-refer to imaging centers for a lung CT scan and pay cash, it's a couple hundred bucks. generally the recommendation is to start getting psa/colonoscopy at 45 and the lung scan at 50 if you were a smoker (over 20 pack-years) but its a good idea to get them sooner if you have risk factors.

>>515110340 (OP)
Tell me you faggots aren't russian subculture now.

>>515110340 (OP)
Had one up my dick no anesthesia.

How do you guys compare endoscopy to colonoscopy? I'm in for endo probably before the end of the year and wondering how much I'm gonna hate it.

>>515111856
Deepthroat is better. Penis is softer than this shit

>>515110340 (OP)
The illustration shows this is for fat pieces of shit, most likely an NFL fan, so if that's your definition, then I am not a real man as I hate Jewish sportball worship and I maintain a healthy weight

>>515110340 (OP)
I'm okay not being a real man

>>515110340 (OP)
I've had both but with anesthesia.
Eat healthy and stay active if you want to avoid the cameras

>>515113152
theyre supposed to have a little chair in the ambulance which has treads to descend stairs. plus they should have applied traction first lmao, were they a bunch of fat and or nigger EMTs? they could have actually fucking killed you if they fell

>>515115097
No, they didn't have any of that and it was just some cop and a paramedic guy and some girl there along with my wife. They just put the broken neck thing around my neck and slid me on the chair while i was on my back, one guy holding the front and one in the back. This ended up busting the chair at the landing of the steps outside. It was a pretty chaotic night at 3am after falling down that loft and I don't remember much.

After some of that craziness, I actually empathize with people's physical discomfort more rather than marginalizing it no matter how slight the injury or discomfort.

>>515110340 (OP)
if you want to deepthroat black cocks so much, why not do it?

>>515115097
usually they only have the non-powered ones, same thing without the treads, and often only firefighters and not paramedics have them
but usually the firefighters get there first anyway
do burgers actually carry the powered evac chairs in ambulances?

>>515110340 (OP)
Do they do a 2 for 1 deal with a colonoscopy?

>>515115097
>>515115857
nvm just realized that one doesn't even have a motor
I've only ever seen them bare frame or treads plus motor

>>515110340 (OP)
Kidney stones are what separate the men from the boys.

>>515116018
if you slip them a $20 they'll even wipe off the probe in between

is this shit a simulation or are you glowniggers feeding me threads that relate to my real world activities? how is this shit a coincidence?

ive never seen a thread on this shit on /pol/ despite living here nearly every day for 10 years but the one week i have the procedure you guys are fucking posting a thread about it? fuck your truman show

>>515116018
this is a case where the preparation is literally worse than the procedure.

I'm thinking about buying one to see if I have rodents inside my walls

>>515112831
broken bones hurt like shit but I would say clots hurt more and impaires harder

I've got one abdomen surgery with anesthesia and that was like nothing burger just happy sleeping and minimal pains afterwards

but I've got emergency jaw surgery without anesthesia and that shit hurt, I can still imagine the feeling of their tools scraping my jaw bone

>>515112831
>letting kikes anal probe you from the inside
fuck that

>>515110340 (OP)
I already had that even in dick hole, the worst thing I had was stones in gallbladder no amount of painkillers or morphines got rid of pain only after the surgery they gave me some powerful.
And took so much morphine, put some contraption that would drain my bladder because I couldn't piss anymore on my own.
At young age I'm interested in CBT

>>515115857
they’re not powered but they have a little friction mechanism to slow the descent, or even stop. you’ve got to worry about damaging the femoral artery in patients with broken femurs

i haven’t seen powered rescue chairs only lift assist stretchers. i HATE dealing with bariatrics

>>515115447
yeah nothing rips away that youthful feeling of invincibility like dealing with pain or an actual health problem. shit sucks bro, i’ve got some weird bone spur in my mouth I’m gonna need surgery for

glad you’re ok though. i’m amazed they didn’t bring the fent up to you first

I drink a lot of citric acid so I probably won't get stones

>>515116509
Yes, waking up during surgery is one of those fucked up things.
It happened to me and I still remember most of it. I remember screaming and I remember it hurt like hell, and I remember them being a bit panic-y to get me back asleep, but I can't remember the pain? if that makes sense.

>>515110340 (OP)
Real men don't let DRs stick things in any hole.

>>515110340 (OP)
do they wash it after performing previous patient's colonoscopy?