Thread 515157076

All he has to do is be vances VP and then Vance drops out immediately. If you want to be gamer about it.

Problem is you'd definitely sacrifice a 50yo to get who knows what kind of time more with a 90 yo

You want to be super pro gamer we elect Biden and just leave him on the white house lawn.

Americans are too serious.

Sweet. This lemonade does have fentanyl in it.

>>515157076 (OP)
There has to be cheat engine for this.

>>515157076 (OP)
This is factually true. I looked into this exact scenario a few weeks ago. Trump can run as someone's VP an unlimited number of times.

You cant be vp of you cant run for president

>stein
>noooooo we must stick up for brown "people"
>noooooo we must stick up for criminals
EVERY
SINGLE
TIME

>>515158371
Problem is you have to have the president elect die.

That's why it's so gamer. I wish there was someone other than trump I would elect. Actually I don't hate Dems being president except they represent us internationally. Trump is the only one I would trust to represent us internationally. I don't actually care about national politics.

In fact I find most of what trump does here to be annoying.

Except for using the nat guard. Ambivalent about ice. Problem is crime. If I were the president we'd have invaded everything between her and brazil already. But only in areas that aren't populated and built roads that don't currently exist to do it. Just to say HI

Mmmm. Arp pp. I get it now.

>>515157076 (OP)
There are literal laws that make that illegal and unconstitutional but what has that stopped that before

You ever wonder what's in the food at hell week?

>>515159962
We'll just pretend that's not true and change the wikipedia page.

I literally don't know if this was supposed to help or hurt me, but I can still breathe so I don't get it. Hm. Don't feel the nerve I damaged near my heart anymore.

>>515157076 (OP)
JD is a scamming jeet he would reneg in a second. promise he'd resign but then not do it. classic jeet scam. dont fall for it

That was cool. It kind of tickled for a bit.

>>515161072
You can't resign I don't think. Pretty sure you have to die.

So that's what they do for stunt actors too I bet.

What if there were a drug that makes you immune to drugs?

Is there a difference between pain and discomfort?

Like you can still get thirsty or hungry though

I would completely abuse that. If that was was that. But I'd do like a bunch of plyometrics and immediately fuck up all my bones and tendons.

You think all of them just think they're super tough for no reason but they actually got fed pain killer pain pills without knowing it? Idk if it's cool no one blew that whistle or sad none of them could tell.

Then again every sealfluencer is so sus anyway.

Yep. It's not that effective. Good. Obviously you'd only do that a bit at a time. Hm.

>>515158371
Too bad Pedo Trump is already on the way out and will die before he finishes his current term of Jewish dicksucking. I bet you a million dollars he doesn't make it to the end.

Whatever. Wouldn't be healthy to do more than take the edge off. Idk what I'm talking about.

>>515161072
He has a stake in AcreTrader, a financial company that buys up land from the failing Soibeans farmers that the trade war is bankrupting. He cares about as much about middle America as a typical Los Angeles multimillionaire does. Entire administration is nothing but con artists and pathological liars.

>>515163513
We need to give disabled and poor people small farms. So they'll have something to do. Just about nothing can fix the budget.

By the way guys on pedo stuff. If you seen, damn I should have saved it. Basically testosterone is inversely correlated to IQ and your utility to society is proportional to like the cube of your IQ. Basically. So the idea that people wouldn't kill almost all of themselves that do anything really meaningful in a pedo witch hunt is pretty yeah. So obviously trumpstein is a farce. Everything that flows is a farce.

Clue you in to something about the world. If you're intelligent, and you spend a fair amount of time just thinking about how intelligent people would deal with the existence of each other, you don't really think about any of this stuff /pol/talks about. Which is why high IQ people never post on /sci/ except to adjust everything to here being 80 IQ.

When it's more like 125.

>>515157076 (OP)
How are literal pirates considered 'civilians'? For all of recorded human history the punishment for piracy is death.

>>515164724
Pirates use human shields. Bro hasn't watched goblin slayer. But really if so many people sympathize somewhat with the cartel it means military action should only be 1 third of what's done.

Also yep. It's chilly and I'm super comfortable. Plus I feel like running for no reason. Very interesting people.

And by tickle I mean it felt like a fifth of a wasp sting but everywhere.

Maybe I was supposed to drink it top to bottom or really fast because the feel good was on the bottom. Not complaining but what was the idea? Also I wouldn't say it hurt.

Seconds?

>>515157076 (OP)
>(((stein)))
Kek, no thanks
>Vance is just as jewish

Also the crazy thing about IQ is the only way to prove you're smart is by taking math classes and doing statistics. On your personal observations.

When you're really interesting they'll hand you back tests that make it look like you made stupid mistakes. In your forged handwriting.

If that makes you mad, you don't get why they do it.

Does the Republican party really have no one else to turn to? JD can't seriously be the ticket for the next election, right?

>>515167154
Do you want like Fuentes or something? Maybe we should call tucker. He looks like he can do what parrots do.

>>515157076 (OP)
he has the special "k" symbol by his name designating him a
>khatti/hittite
or just
>kike

You don't get that American politics is mostly about opening your mouth and literally no one has the balls to say anything new.

>28 posts by this ID
>9 posts by this ID
sugma balls

Dare them to literally post a platform right now.

>>515167410
I'm just bored nugget.
Say something intelligent.

Hostile foreigners are not entitled to due process. It's a war, no court necessary.

If you wouldn't win in a street fight you're not good enough for the podium.

>>515167515
If I see a weapon rule? Also otherwise detainment by proximity?

>>515157076 (OP)
>MUH DUE PROCESS
Due process for invading criminals is death on sight. Traitors like the cucksensteins used to follow right afterwards.

When they changed the roi in Iraq that's when they should have switched to tactical retreat and re elected an r.

>>515167711
Where do you even live? Oh. You have the same issues. Idk. We don't really have your problems. Deserts are hostile to life.

>>515159050
>resigns instead
Problem?

You guys also know in America you can say racist shit if you also say woke shit. Because both make sense actually.

>>515167938
When the fuck has that ever happened? No. We have to pretend they died in a helicopter joyride.

>>515167605
The speedboat might as well be a low-yield nuclear missile.

Can you do a corkscrew in. A heli? Idk sir. Let's find out

>>515168020
It usually does have drugs.

Most wars happen because you elected people that aren't funny.

That's what jp doesn't get. I'll swat the Whitehouse of anyone that doesn't like to laugh.

>>515157076 (OP)
lol this mf doesnt know how to use his spam bot

ffs, someone call his supervisor

>>515157076 (OP)
nobody wants another term of israel worship. plus hes pushing 90.

Also if we retreated we take all the informants with us so the idiots don't torture them for their virgins. You people are all actually so slow

>>515168568
That's not on the ballot. Well supposedly it is. But I want to do something for Palestine too. We should let them live in Venezuela.

>>515157076 (OP)
Why would Vance drop out?

Just because I'm not kidding doesn't mean you shouldn't laugh. Life is funny.

>>515168694
I said pwease


With a helicopter.

I like drugs. Haven't said that yet.

Me and drugs have an excellent relationship. Some would say the best.

>>515168010
>When the fuck has that ever happened?
Nixon

>>515169199
Oh I get what you're saying. Just uh go streaking at the Olympics or something.

You're welcome for that mental image.

Most people fight over toddler ass stuff. We should each elect our best trolls.

And just make everyone not watch it or do anything.

What if water gate is actually a joke that Nico had porno mags under his bed.

>>515163513
Sounds based. Fuck so¥beans. Might have to apply to some positions on jobs.now

Sure it's 69' here. And my hands aren't half frozen. They don't even let me know what day it is sometimes.

So the debate will be bill gates vs Elon because Trump is resting from oldness disease, and I'll moderate.

Would've brought my keychain with a thermometer if I knew someone paid harp to snipe my town with a polar vortex today.

People don't commentate politics like it's sports. Maybe because they never expect politicians to have moves. Maybe they don't have moves. I've never watched them before. Trust me it'd be super funny to explain politicians moves irt as some that had any pulled any.

It'd be like, did their best to sound serious no matter what. Or played on an emotional trigger word obviously. Or counts on you not knowing math here. Or literally doesn't know any math.

That's how dumb even having publicized debates actually is anyhow.

My favorite. Says a dumb old thing everyone smart knows will never work, but doesn't care because they also know only something super unpopular would and people would never do that. Willingly. If told about it.

>>515159050
no, the president just has to resign.

Problem is really a lot of people are too emotional so if you actually just still fight over intersectional grift all the time that you end up with exactly that kind of person elected which was why we got all these hard working hispanios here instead of shelling out for idk what that would never end anyway during the reign of sleepy Bo jiden. About that election. No one won it. No one. Except the CIA.

>>515172384
Not metal enough. Rejected.

>>515163097
if he doesn't make it then vance will definitely win in 2028 and 32 if he doesn't fuck up his first term. are you kidding me? a based republicuck with the only piece of baggage being the pajeets wife, who was personally chosen by trump and then groomed for leadership by stephen miller, taking over in a moment of crisis? you couldn't even imagine a bigger electoral layup than this.

>>515158371
>>515157076 (OP)
Retarded faggots. The VP has to eligible to be president, Trump will be ineligible. Fuck off with your moronic threads.

>>515172571
It's not actually that. Leftists are so afraid of even saying anything that we never even get a quote here. I mean, people would quote them here. If they were saying anything. None of them are. Besides some predictable squawk from the average slice of the pie interest group house member. It's not that they're afraid it'll be torn to tatters by the opposition, which would if it were shite myself, but they just don't even negotiate to each other about whose stuff takes what priority and share and especially wouldn't have that convo where everyone can hear. Instead it's like they try to pick their sharpest knives instead and everyone in the whole country just goes like well when they say fascist it's with demonology scars all over their bodies or something. So they're fucked for those reasons.

>>515172732
I will if you tell all the other threads to die too.

And besides that people still don't get that America is a giant fucking corporation. I wouldn't trust anyone poor that didn't at least delegate the tasks to former extremely rich people. But I'd pick like some choco colored vanguard CEO at least on the cabinet and give them like VP level work anyway. And publicly praise them a lot too. Think of it like having a term where Obama is every middle manager.

I always thought the joke about Bernie is that he actually lives in a homeless shelter and donates all his non pocket money to something. If it's not a gag then he needs some spreadsheets to convince anyone serious.

Who else could we do? If I don't even know them then it's whatever.

What does anyone think about Schwarzenegger? I don't at all doubt he could be coached.

That wasn't rambo. I'm not kidding though actually. Make or break is his geopolitics.

All I know is that no one here complains about him.

>>515157076 (OP)
IIRC there is a hard limit of 10 years including succession, so the presidency would simply pass to the speaker of the house as 3rd in presidential succession. I am uncertain if it would immediately pass to the speaker or if trump could have 2 years as acting president before the office would be handed over.

He's familiar and hasn't said anything dumb enough that I could bury him.

>>515174115
Wow someone that purports to know facts on this retarded scenario I was just joking about. We should still do it. He can be from 30 to 32.

>>515157076 (OP)
"Civilians"
Every terrorist we killed over the last 24 years since 9/11 was a "civilian".

Plus he's popular. Probably would get good turnout at rallies. I think he should be the listening President. Women like that. It would make all those interest groups feel comfy being civil for once.

>>515174252
Yeah basically. You should go paint this on whoever was pestering vances door or something.

I read, but I don't read you know. And I only know like 30 public figures names.

Why add noise to your calculations?

Trump won in 24 because I fed him good ideas. I fed only him the ideas because he didn't want war escalation and had a few other attitudes but completely ending usaid is a problem. This time the ideas are for anyone. If Dems don't do them, trump will. I know he will because he is actually a dem. And the Dems will continue to not be a real party.

Newsom tried to outroll the right. So he'll never be more than a brisk wind as you open a giant freezer.

The only defense from the blowback of trolling is firstly to be both funny and accurate and finally to do all the self deprecating humor possible. Like. Yeah.

These people don't even know cointelpro basics and they want to lead a ship I'm even near??? Fine, but you'll find the steering wheel.

On the dark 7 th floor.

Because you'd probably have to sell our antifa to do this now. They'll swat pepper shit on whatever you try to do that isn't burning everything and huffing it. And that's why I make cannibalism jokes.

Now we have a protection money scheme. It is what it is.

>>515172732
thanks for the lesson in US civics, you covid camp refugee. go huff some gasoline. seriously, why do fags from across the world feel the need to provide their stupid fucking non-factual opinions? AI could replace your dumb ass.

>>515176197
Well really most presidents today are on the verge of death. Especially if one is literally on the verge I believe it doesn't violent the spirit of liberty. So.

If people truly cared so much they would just elect the contender. If the contender does not squarely and fairly win then the verdict is clearly that's it's bokay.
*Closes jigantic lavw book*
*Scribbles 1 sentence note and zigns it*
* Burns a mark on the edges*
*Wax seele*

Nuff said.

I've had a slight anxiety issue for awhile. Just yeating the receptors for that. Finally need to do this before I keep driving and spouting off on everything. It's not performative enough. But it did seem appropriate before. Like if you would think, all the really powerful dudes look like they've had some kind of torture session in life at a point. Just resigned to the idea I have to be underfeeling now. Isn't exactly gonna help you stay alive in the long run. Not like I rely on hope though to begin with.

Fear is a lot like being drunk. Why sailors love booze.

You'd need like months to do that with pain receptors. And a lot of venom. Wouldn't be cheap. And then the drugs to clear the stuff so you don't have oxidative stresses. Still trash your liver.

>>515158733
Abraham Lincolnstein

What's with the 3rd degree? Really.

Hm. Now it's in a 3donut around the hippocampus. I'll leave it like that. Doesn't affect decision or reaction anymore.

I'd give myself 100 dollars if I got that right. I don't study anything until I need to know it.

If there were a hell, and someone just like yourself with one crucial think keeping you out of hell were missing, what is forgiveness?

Not a rhetorical but I don't expect any answers

Mine would be perfection.

>>515172571
You talk like a queer

Thevil hates everyone that warships.

Because theveryone evil hates them warships

Tis hate

Well. Doesn't mean it'll go away.

Pretty much no one that comes here still has feelings after like 3 years right? Same.

>>515157076 (OP)
In that case we should declare war on Mexico because their citizens are sending deadly poison to the people of America and they're actively and knowingly allowing it to happen, thus making it a sanctioned action by their government

>>515157076 (OP)
>All he has to do is be vances VP
Sorry bro, ain't happening.

And that's really the point isn't it? Feelings are for children. We need to advertise to 25 yos more. Maybe with cocaine or something...

>>515179239
Well then we would also have to fight China.

>>515179327
Good mem.

>>515158733
Vnace is going "noooooo we must stick up for brown "people"'.

>>515157076 (OP)
OP you make some good points.
But I'm not even sure clown world could make it happen. Like you'd need some SERIOUS magic to pull this off. Like cia black budget esoteric reality warping stuff.

You know, boomers are not statted right for the meta. Most of Gen z basically know they don't know anything really. They just also know the boomers are not good at the meta. The voting isn't even really high stakes anymore. Trump maybe goes you could call it far sometimes, but it's never really anything serious. He isn't like exactly a 30yo warhero or something. I'm the person even suggesting we do the longest distance type shit.

>>515179814
Na really. Everyone knows former presidents don't even lose security clearances. It's basically just a question of if they're still bros.

I don't even need that shit. I use my brain.

Think about it. If you need Intel to know how things will happen, you don't know how they'll happen. Because you didn't make them happen.

>>515157076 (OP)
>attacks you with the long knife
>it wasnt me, fleecing business did it
>retaliation is now a war crime

>>515179697
vance is awesome but yes sadly he fucked a curryshitter and is proud of being brown. there's nothing more pathetic. well, being canadian is more pathetic, and you're all indians. lol you and vances wife are the same color. HAHAHAHAHA

>>515157076 (OP)
You know so little about this, it's scary.

I've thought about like trying to play magnus but applying logic to all the pieces movement abilities. So my knights can go any 3 moves. My bishops 4 in one diagonal or in a > that's 11. My pawns can move 1 in a + as long as adjacent another. Takes the same. Rooks can barrel through a pawn if right up to it and capture the next except another 5+. Queen can do bishop or rook. King has to stay dead put.

>>515180544
>>515176197
>>515176910
>>515177055
I'm right but whatever.

But he plays the old moves. The question is can you use the internet to buck break current political meta everywhere from anywhere?

Last rule. The king and queen can swap if in a + adjacency. After a turn gap.

You can play this with shogi rules but you only put in new pieces from behind the king after a 3 turn gap and if you have 2 of the resurrected unit.

Burn style or reserve style. I would do burn.

>>515157076 (OP)
Solid plan, anon. Any ideas on how we can get him a 4th term? I'm thinking 12d chess this time around.

Last variation is secret swaps. You need to do it online. You can't tell which is the king or queen and swapping doesn't count as a turn.

>>515181303
Make him into house and send him to new Vegas with the Seattle needle. I'm really getting tired of him though.

But still 1 turn delay

And at least 3 for resurrection. And 3 in-between every such ofc.

1 turn gap is 2nd turn. 3 turns later is 4th.

>>515181522
I'm joking. Learn to infer what I'm saying. And stop bickering.

You can play an AI that is perfect but can't see beyond a sight range of 1 square pawn and 2 you get it and 3 you get it.

Also you can make up to 3 moves consecutive if no units are in range and you ask and shake on it.

bumping this weird bot thread for anons to see.

>>515176197
Since when do kikels give a shit about the spirit of the law?

the dems still dont know how to brand themselves and lost all white people support.

vance will run and win with trump as VP

You know, modern time it's like we already got a think about demon hunting almost. They know l. They know the fuck they do.

>>515182125
You know I can fix what I break right?

>>515174480
Civilian means "Not uniformed military", not "innocent person minding their own business.".

Old chess is the strategy you're supposed to use in your everyday courtly interactions. My chess is like actual war. The game is about war but people think politics is still chess when I'm worried about geo level so it's actually war and their chess is inside of that war. Hence the meme it has mord

>>515182523
Ahuh. So I put this>>515167758
And talked about the Gulf a bit not too much later also.

>>515182776
Wrong one. Whatever. It's close.

The f are they gonna do when posts here have phone# digits? I'll be like, no I'd be alive. Eugh.

Lol. Just roll a d20 and mult it. Then text the post first 140. And people will change to an entirely different system. Maybe that can't be spammed.

Guys basically besides supposedly Microsoft something China it or maybe nk, we've had zero invasions and 30 years of Internet so people are kind of on a similar page. But if the south got money the thing is none of the spy states have something something similar there. We would have to invade at least enough to put some ominous cell tower things.

It's inevitable. But you're complaining about Russia when the lesson is not to poke bears. Duh. They're whatever. Horrible sure. But still not worth it.

My plain and blatant suggestion is just to use everyone who gets a 2k elo at my chess. They'll probably not fight over anything small much. All of them figure out what matters to all of them.

45 seconds per move.

>>515182032
thought about calling the jannies to clean it up, but then figured he's better off contained in his thread

If your country says sure but frag your co first then it means play them and win.

bot thread

Then make a new board here called /geo/ where we talk actual politics and shit posting can get you killed. Therefore people can post but you have sophisticated algorithmic sanitization.

Or you have no balls

If you're not above you'll be below. Tick tock.

bump

>>515183990
its making some interesting posts kek also, fuck jannies.

The first test is knowing all the rules. Anyone that doesn't know the rules obviously has a problem with being lied to. If that's the case I don't care what you do to your co

I've been here since 2012 and I don't think anyone else free writes like this. I'm real. Every thread like this is mine. Make it audiobooks. Idk. Or do something important. But a lot of shit I've said is way more important than anything I've found on the surface net or books ever.

Next problem. Mate me irl. Make a legitimate threat to destroy this room. And prove it. But I'm not the king. So idk why you would. Barrel through.

Mmm. If bishop exactly 3 from pawn can barrel through to another pawn or space to stop.

If you ever play any variation of chess on the dark net you should be stuffed with explosive rat poison and shot down the deepest mineshaft that exists.

It is not intelligent to hide when it is so obvious you hide.

ladybug

>>515157076 (OP)
Yes and no. The constitution is locked in at ten years. But also almost everyone is so old they are willing to leave.

>>515157076 (OP)
nah. a declared war will do just fine.

Actually it should be more like whatever the average equivalent of an e5 can do in your military. Because if you try and make it a test for entry to stuff instead of something elected then we're really inevitably gonna have WW3.

>>515185130
Live
And
Die
Why
Be
Under
Ground

Good. Gonna hire some call centers?

Hope that's also a threat.

>>515185415
im not hiring anybody

>>515185711
Yeah that was kind of joke anyway.

>>515185889
your joke did not land

Apologies for not including other cultural elements but I don't know any of your games besides trick trap tick off and tattle on. To be sanitary.

>>515186016
Good. It was retarded.

Why
Joke

Do
Not
Laugh

Okay I see. We're neo rules now.

Hm if we made it so restrictive that every character is an anagram and every first character per word. You could put a 1 or a 2quare.

If you're really serious make a square on a ########2 without cheating. Idk if they edit digits.

I'll put a 0 if I literally didn't think about it at all.

Or to be fun
A letter in anagrams leaving a I lols 1

>>515157076 (OP)
Nope, Trump can't be ELECTED again. However, Vance and another VP could run, win, the VP resigns, Vance nomiates Trump to fill his spot with Congressional approval, then Vance can resign making Trump President again.

Ctually f ts ero ou ust eave ff

>>515186548
Mm idk why people are quoting this decade thing then. I think they're trolls.

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Done posting those

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4d grate. Yep. This thing is as good as me at this.

I'm not voting for a jeet lover.

About anything this intelligent. It'd never be distinct that it's sourced 4rom something the average individual is sure about kvvjp lol.

>>515187170
Vin fag loser
Rndgr

We're not doing g r
Tmnvx

>>515187304
Anger
Done going real
Teamx duh
4ahsa

Fash a fish okay that's a good way to say 1. We're done there
State tax?

High 5 nc yeah

Hat tricks yep.

Still makes sense. Not getting serial vibes
We don't vote

Blank

Amthx okay that would be

Rockies to uki
H0m40

I'm wrong right? What idk.

Don't
Answer
With

P

Don't ask where we're

1880 then?0thna

I'm getting a little sore of this.

Okay

Just don't back out. With a 2k.

Really I don't want to vote for someone that wants foreign workers either. Cooperators or trainees maybe. It's a little ridiculous.

Thread can die now.

Was serious after>>515180544

To be fully schiz that is a legal move

Lemme try something.
Ajkmk