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Anonymous (ID: JBoxRDEo) Ukraine No.515172894 [Report] >>515173004 >>515173174 >>515173253 >>515174052 >>515174727 >>515175837 >>515175910 >>515177916 >>515178283 >>515178544 >>515178832 >>515178965 >>515178981 >>515179731 >>515179805 >>515180048 >>515180228 >>515181481 >>515182089 >>515183362 >>515184379
!!!!!ITS FUCKING HAPPENING!!!! RUSSIA CURES CANCER!!!!!
BUT DENIES MUTTS THE CURE LOOOOL

THE WORLD WILL BE FREE OF CANCER EXCEPT FOR THE JEWNITED STATES AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

https://www.ndtv.com/health/russias-enteromix-cancer-vaccine-shows-100-efficacy-in-early-trials-9235033
Anonymous (ID: Kqbm1VMO) United States No.515173004 [Report]
>>515172894 (OP)
Anonymous (ID: iqUKF9WN) United States No.515173174 [Report] >>515174175 >>515178243 >>515178310 >>515179276 >>515180890 >>515181505
>>515172894 (OP)
so what game or movie had cancer "vax" cause zombies?
Anonymous (ID: L4ucKMeu) United States No.515173253 [Report] >>515174000 >>515174532 >>515175448 >>515178828 >>515182509
>>515172894 (OP)
I'll take my chances with cancer before injecting a Russian vaccine in my American arms. Even if it does actually prevent it, there's basically zero doubt specific strains aren't engineered to fuck over different groups selectively in the long-term. This presents the perfect opportunity.
Anonymous (ID: naU126K1) United States No.515174000 [Report]
>>515173253
I was about to mention that one too.
Anonymous (ID: ugcolDFS) Russian Federation No.515174052 [Report] >>515175586 >>515178032 >>515181288 >>515185758
>>515172894 (OP)
Putin is the greatest troll.

He offers cancer vaccines to New Zealand and Australia, but can't offer even tap water to pro-Russian hohols in Donetsk. Kek.
Anonymous (ID: HHaIXaZ2) United States No.515174175 [Report] >>515181771
>>515173174
I Am Legend
Anonymous (ID: FMz3J9Mv) United States No.515174532 [Report] >>515175246 >>515178642
>>515173253
that's your problem, russia doesn't do shit like that, only evil jews in america think like that. You are projecting
Anonymous (ID: vEUDY7WL) United States No.515174727 [Report]
>>515172894 (OP)
It's just an anti-parasite medicine.
Anonymous (ID: ugcolDFS) Russian Federation No.515175246 [Report] >>515175540
>>515174532
>only evil jews in america think like that. You are projecting

FYI, the Russian COVID vaccine was created by a JEW (pic related).

This vaccine was mandatory for state employees (teachers, military personnel, etc) as well as for those who needed a surgery in public hospitals.
Anonymous (ID: /cEK33Hu) United States No.515175448 [Report] >>515179805
>>515173253
RTFA.
I don't know why they're calling it a vaccine. It's not a vaccine. It's a treatment for patients who already have colorectal cancer.
If you already have terminal ass cancer you might as well try it.
Anonymous (ID: h2j9QOJZ) United States No.515175540 [Report]
>>515175246
>FYI, the Russian COVID vaccine was created by a JEW (pic related).

it wasn't mRNA based though, right? The US vaccines were a completely different technology than the Novavax
Anonymous (ID: DRAnNcR+) United States No.515175586 [Report] >>515179154
>>515174052
Donbabweans can't offer Putin anything, but he thinks he can weaken US ties to Australia and New Zealand by selling them a bogus cure
Anonymous (ID: /AMe16kt) United States No.515175837 [Report]
>>515172894 (OP)
Hey piggy, know any of these guys?
Anonymous (ID: SOYOFoMJ) Australia No.515175910 [Report]
>>515172894 (OP)
I knew little Vlad was a good bloke, though there is no way in hell Russian drugs will be allowed here, big pharma have bought and paid for everyone here.
Anonymous (ID: kkCRop+k) No.515176383 [Report]
That's surprising
Anonymous (ID: tBIcT1Ad) United States No.515177753 [Report] >>515182569
This should be stickied. It is an immense accomplishment of humankind. Unfortunately the elites of the English language are too busy fucking white trash daughters of losers of capitalism to stay updated with current events.
Anonymous (ID: caDouh0r) United States No.515177916 [Report]
>>515172894 (OP)
He's about to genocide them kek
Anonymous (ID: 654W8W+v) United States No.515178032 [Report]
>>515174052
>Putin is the greatest troll.
are you really this retarded?
>nigger slav
LOL never mind, you are really this retarded. slav are not human so keep wiping them out LOL
Anonymous (ID: fhrwrNus) United States No.515178243 [Report]
>>515173174
Anonymous (ID: z7aOX+4G) United States No.515178283 [Report]
>>515172894 (OP)
>new zealand, australia, china
no india? why not india? please give it to india, mr putin.
Anonymous (ID: fhrwrNus) United States No.515178310 [Report]
>>515173174
The 120 sec wait throws me off every time
Anonymous (ID: G3NJDuHK) Brazil No.515178387 [Report]
I'm just never going to the doctor ever again.
Anonymous (ID: 5hY6K9fh) United States No.515178544 [Report] >>515179067 >>515179145
>>515172894 (OP)
Cancer...vaccine? How the hell do you immunize against cancer?
Anonymous (ID: cuuaZ0GI) United States No.515178580 [Report]
Go ahead and be guinea pigs.
Anonymous (ID: cuuaZ0GI) United States No.515178642 [Report]
>>515174532
Your ignorance of Russia is intentional. It's so you can say absolutely stupid shit like this without flinching.
Anonymous (ID: PYOnXThA) Canada No.515178828 [Report]
>>515173253
I was just going to say this. You would have to be a brain-dead, freak-from-hell moron to take a vaccine that will "cure your cancer", especially one that's made in Russia. And they're not taking it first? Oh nooo, they want you try it first. Because you're good people! And we want to help you first! Riiight. This all makes so much sense.
Anonymous (ID: 0HggjeGS) United States No.515178832 [Report]
>>515172894 (OP)
So what outpost are ya posting from Ivan?
Anonymous (ID: InCx40HX) United States No.515178965 [Report]
>>515172894 (OP)
Damn, you all are having way too much fun pretending that Cancer is some kind of infectious disease.
Anonymous (ID: huifXyJ6) Romania No.515178981 [Report]
>>515172894 (OP)
The cancer vaccine makes you die
It causes cancer and it cost a lot of people they lives
Anonymous (ID: Kj8cckVL) Canada No.515179067 [Report]
>>515178544
Uh duh you just stop DNA from getting damaged
Anonymous (ID: huifXyJ6) Romania No.515179144 [Report]
Does anyone actually believe Russia found a cure for cancer? Lmao
We're all waiting for some generic chink scientist to make the big announcement
Anonymous (ID: hA/Jds56) Japan No.515179145 [Report]
>>515178544
Keep your bodyfat percentage below 25. Megashart muricans wouldn't understand
Anonymous (ID: ugcolDFS) Russian Federation No.515179154 [Report]
>>515175586
>Donbabweans can't offer Putin anything

I disagree. They can vote for Putin in the next president election in Russia.

>he thinks he can weaken US ties to Australia and New Zealand by selling them a bogus cure

Putin is just a very nice guy. He gave aid even to the US during COVID (though, you threw it in the trash) when Russia itself needed ventilators.
Anonymous (ID: H20M9JrY) United States No.515179276 [Report]
>>515173174
Oh are we fucked then? I'm convinced predictive programming is just governments having bantz before they kill us all.
Anonymous (ID: DUFQJXh2) Russian Federation No.515179550 [Report]
Next revolution will be in biology, also great news with this vaccine.
Anonymous (ID: GsojGfY0) United States No.515179731 [Report] >>515180057
>>515172894 (OP)
Imagine being so fucking retarded you think you can make a "vaccine" to stop your body from producing tumors. Or thinking cancer is a monolithic disease with a singular cause.

OP should be shot directly in the anus with white phosphorous buck shot.
Anonymous (ID: Xh6xa0Hg) Russian Federation No.515179739 [Report] >>515180066 >>515180193
I'm tired of this shit. There was not a single word about this vaccine from our Health ministry, buy only some articles in yellow press for hype.
Anonymous (ID: r2QihYgl) No.515179805 [Report]
>>515172894 (OP)
Interesting they are offering to three of the countries that had the harshest lockdown tyranny.
Interesting if not sad that nobody itt has mentioned this, the redpilled /pol/ noticers have mostly left, huh?
>>515175448
>why are they calling it a vaccine
psyops, anon, if it has a 50% recovery rate 'vaccines' gain some rep. back.
Anonymous (ID: Lt/rNurn) New Zealand No.515180048 [Report]
>>515172894 (OP)
they said the same thing about their covid vaccine
Anonymous (ID: iC4zp468) Sweden No.515180057 [Report]
>>515179731
this
Anonymous (ID: DUFQJXh2) Russian Federation No.515180066 [Report]
>>515179739
https://rg.ru/2025/09/06/skvorcova-soobshchila-chto-rossijskaia-vakcina-protiv-raka-gotova-k-primeneniiu.html
Anonymous (ID: huifXyJ6) Romania No.515180143 [Report]
Cancer or mystery vaccine from Russia.
Life is full of amazing choices.
Anonymous (ID: 15bZkLG1) United States No.515180193 [Report]
>>515179739
Because Russian lives don't matter in Russia.
Anonymous (ID: 1R2zq3+Z) United States No.515180228 [Report] >>515180611 >>515180667
>>515172894 (OP)
Cancer isn't a single pathology that would targetable by one cure-all.
Anonymous (ID: Lt/rNurn) New Zealand No.515180611 [Report]
>>515180228
it depends how they are doing it.
one of the reasons bats are "immune" to cancer because they have a duplicate TP56 gene
duplicating it in humans could yield similar results.
though doing so would bring with it its own issues.
Anonymous (ID: DUFQJXh2) Russian Federation No.515180667 [Report]
>>515180228
This vaccine made for specific patient and specific cancer. They take your tumor DNA and make special vaccine for your body and tumor.
Anonymous (ID: YufwtAJ5) United States No.515180757 [Report]
its hilariously stupid to think a vaccine for cancer could work when contrary to science cancer is caused by microorganism like parasites and fungus. changing your genes isnt going to do shit.
Anonymous (ID: 2sofruex) Brazil No.515180890 [Report]
>>515173174
They had the first vax against covid. No one believed them at first but it turned out it was real and better than half of the western vaccines.
Anonymous (ID: 2rZkTCFa) Russian Federation No.515181288 [Report] >>515181524
>>515174052
>pro-Russian hohols in Donetsk
At least you already accustomed to russian flag, Taras
Anonymous (ID: ZV7R2Dmt) United States No.515181481 [Report]
>>515172894 (OP)
KEK, Are they going to cure Aids next!?!?!?!
Anonymous (ID: pTOwxGFG) United States No.515181505 [Report]
>>515173174
Dead Rising or Resident Evil
Anonymous (ID: FUH3jomt) No.515181524 [Report] >>515182101
>>515181288
>durr da civil war didn't happen
you're one retarded faggot propagandist
Anonymous (ID: sJred/o7) United States No.515181771 [Report]
>>515174175
Yes you are
Anonymous (ID: Wt0E2HpP) United States No.515182089 [Report]
>>515172894 (OP)
Just deworm yourselves.

I didn't take the vaxx when it was American made, I'm not going to take a cancer vaxx from the Russians.
Anonymous (ID: 2rZkTCFa) Russian Federation No.515182101 [Report] >>515183254
>>515181524
Only the kind of tranny faggot hohol like you will call people in Donbas "pro-Russian hohols"
Anonymous (ID: 4zzBursy) No.515182509 [Report]
>>515173253
>I'll die a painful slow death from cancer due muh hecking based and redpilled magatardino ideology instead of trying a safe and effective cancer vaccine
Kek
Anonymous (ID: m9QClOaO) United States No.515182569 [Report]
>>515177753
Cool VPN
Anonymous (ID: FUH3jomt) No.515183254 [Report]
>>515182101
Oh I get it now I thought you meant it another way. Uhhh I mean Ukrainian slavs do have that 1.5% difference in DNA but who gives a shit there's nothing wrong with people being themselves and still part of any particular thing. That'd be like getting bothered about some Asian in the Red Army "nooo they're russian!!" "..yeah but.. they're an asian russian who cares tho im just saying"
lol
Anonymous (ID: q+bkVv7k) Portugal No.515183362 [Report]
>>515172894 (OP)
Anon, that's impossible. Cancer is a symptom, not a disease.
Anonymous (ID: guuom6rT) United States No.515184379 [Report]
>>515172894 (OP)
Anonymous (ID: HyKDYd5Z) Poland No.515185758 [Report]
>>515174052
>Putin is the greatest troll.
>He offers cancer vaccines to New Zealand and Australia, but can't offer even tap water to pro-Russian hohols in Donetsk. Kek.
it's like when in Communist Poland the jew govt spokesman Jerzy Urban replied to US media about US aid for Poland after martial law (1981) that
>we don't need that, but we can send sleeping bags for your homeless in Reagan's America