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Imagine if you will, coming home to your shrieking, skeletal wife.
>"ARNOLD WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT LEAVING CIGARS IN THE ASHTRAYS ALL OVER THE HOUSE"
The goblina maid, sighing as skeletor bosses her around. Arnold seeing the smirk on the maid's face as she clears a half used stogie for the 7000th time. He yells at his slenderman hybrid wife.
>"I OWN THIS HOUSE. I SMOKE STOGIES WHERE I WANT WHEN I WANT. YOU DON'T TELL ME WHERE AND WHEN I CAN SMOKE A STOGIE NYAAAIIH"
His anorexic bag of skin for a spouse stomps out of the room, fracturing all 10 of her toes in the process. Arnold sits down to light another stogie, the goblina maid whispering into his ear..
>"Oooohh Ahrrrnoldo I would let you smoke stogeee whenever you like."
That's how. That's why. That ugly little goblin was the only person in the state of California to not be barking orders at him, or being a fake sack of industry shit. The only woman to treat him like a human being and not some freak.
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