Thread 515189166

Why is the US attempting to box Canada in?

>>515189166 (OP)
They fear the chinks will take over and serve the motherland

billionaires are attempting to accelerate global warming so they can take refuge in the global north while everyone else dies due to desertification

>>515189166 (OP)
the US needs Canada's elite human capital (jeets) to defeat chinks

>>515189740
based knower

>>515189166 (OP)
The U.S. has always wanted Canada. In 1812, they invaded assuming we’d welcome them as liberators. Classic American ignorance and retardation.

Fuck you thief. Pay up first, send several nukes.

>>515189166 (OP)
No we're trying annex all of it, as is our manifest destiny.

>>515190049
We burned down your capital.

>>515189166 (OP)
Canada is in China's pocket. It's subtle, but ongoing since like 1990. They've stolen tech, research materials, fuckin' deadly viruses. Our army has trained theirs in Arctic warfare. Some nigger put his private airplane hangar in the Arctic up for sale. It was right beside a NORAD base, and the chinks were making big offers. The White House had to call us and say WHAT IN THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING BUY THE FUCKING HANGAR YOU FUCKING RETARDS! That's how stupid we are. I've heard rumblings of the chinks building a "temple" on Prince Edward Island that's surrounded by barbed wire fences and has obvious ventilation systems indicating a facility deep underground. Not to mention their secret police stations et up all over the place that we won't do shit about.
So, Trump should hurry up, make the grab, and kick all the chicks out, or we're a liability when WW3 kicks off.

>>515190368
There was no singular capital of Canada at that time. Retard

>>515189166 (OP)
Pajeet containment zone

>>515189166 (OP)
canada is a small strip of populated area right on the border. if we expanded the border 10 miles north we would absorb 90% of the Canadian population.
The founders are retarded for allowing Canada to exist. As the British we had every reason to expel them, the "Canadian" identity didn't even exist until the 1900s but we needed a pressure valve so that crown loyalists (who hate the US) could emigrate out the colonies. They all went to Canada. They don't even care about the royal family anymore, bros. The Hanovers reigned back then, no one gives a shit about the Windsors. But the butthurt remained. We have a butthurt country whose entire identity is being butthurt about the US, and we have to wear Canada like a butthurt hat.
An asshat. Canada is our insufferable asshat.

>>515190864
You done?

>>515190467
It's where parliament was.

>>515191046
There was no singular capital of Canada at that time. Retard

>>515189166 (OP)
Canadians are closet fascists. The average Canadian thinks Pierre Trudeau was in the right to invoke the war powers act and suspend the Canadian bill of rights over a few mailboxes being blown up and a kidnapping. They supported his son Justin when he did nearly the same thing over some truckers protesting during the coof. Whenever they join a war they commit war crimes even if they barely even participate. Canada is a nation of psychopaths and they need to be contained on a strategic level for the good of the whole world.
>>515190368
They burned down ours.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o7jlFZhprU4

>>515190049
You WILL become the 51st state.

>>515189166 (OP)

Is US boxing Canada in... or is Canada and Mexico boxing the US in?

>>515190389
You're a liability when WW3 kicks off either way. In our hands you'd do your usual thing and commit the sorts of atrocities that would make us look like the bad guys and lose us more useful allies.

>>515191728
>or is Canada and Mexico boxing the US in?
Thats a good point. They are natural allies and could double team the US. Both brown with struggling economies and beholden to outside influence (narcos in the south & China in the north).

>>515192157
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At the end of the day... Canada is going to be overrun with brown people, America will be over run with brown people. It's not going to matter.