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Anonymous (ID: xcxlxg12) No.515193776 [Report] >>515193893
Hello god i know you lurk here so im posting my prayer here
I have checked up some of the money that women and men make on onlyfans, it's quite a lot!
Now because of this I have considered getting into the business. Now women like nig cocks apparently, and well… no one has complained but.. No one has applauded either, let's just put it that way.

Now heres the caveat, I have heard that men with big feet have big cocks, now i happen to have big feet, 47EU! So I'm wondering if perhaps you have made a bit of an oversight.
I don't judge you. I make mistakes all the time as well, but its important to rectify one's mistakes. So im thinking lets add 4-5cm length and around 3cm of girth, this should be more appropriate, and also make it curve slightly upwards when erect if it's not too much to ask for.

I don't really care when the change is applied, but preferably it should be done during night time.

I thank you in advance.

Yours truly: ANON

AMEN.
Anonymous (ID: vODqaWGQ) No.515193893 [Report] >>515193934
>>515193776 (OP)
tl;dr
Anonymous (ID: xcxlxg12) No.515193934 [Report]
>>515193893
JUST GIVE ME BIG COCK OK IM SUPPOSED TO HAVE A HUGE FUCKING PENIS LIKE A PORNSTAR WHERE IS IT!???? I HAVE BIG FEET! WHERE IS NIG PENIS!!!!!!!!!!!???????