Thread 515329512

NASA JUST FOUND LIFE ON MARS!!!!!

>https://www.youtube.com/live/-StZggK4hhA

>https://www.youtube.com/live/-StZggK4hhA

>https://www.youtube.com/live/-StZggK4hhA

>>515329512 (OP)
are we bombing Iran again?

>>515329512 (OP)
Thats cool and all but what about that epstein list?

>>515329512 (OP)
NASA is a little late, bro

Anti-human libtards will use this to say humans must not colonise Mars because the well-being of some fossilised microbes is more important than mankind ascending to the stars.

>>515329512 (OP)
great more things for Israel to genocide.

>>515329512 (OP)
>Joel Hurowitz at Stony Brook University in New York and his colleagues write in a paper on the new analysis, published today in the journal Nature, that “the Bright Angel formation contains textures, chemical and mineral characteristics, and organic signatures that warrant consideration as ‘potential biosignatures’.” But, crucially, they haven’t proved that living organisms were present on Mars.
https://www.newscientist.com/article/2495776-nasa-hasnt-found-life-on-mars-yet-but-signs-are-promising/

So not really, "found life on Mars" but rather, "found more evidence life could have had at one point existed on Mars."

>>515329647
>what about that epstein list
BRO WHAAAT WHY EVEN CARE ABOUT EPSTEIN ANYMORE???
ARE YOU NUTS?? LMAO
WE FOUND ALIENS BRO!

ULTIMATE MAGA

Summary
>NASA found rock formation that has dark black spots only really comes from chemical reaction of bacteria waste thats been fossilized

>NASA tried everything they could to replicate the formation in a non biological way

>couldn't find a way to create it without life.

Basically it confirmed life on Mars, scientists are creaming their pants, but NASA wants to bring the rock to confirm completely.

>>515329512 (OP)
probably found evidence that there was water in the area of this water carved rock

>>515329915
Imagine still falling for the alien psyop.

>>515329822
See
>>515330004
They think its 99% confrimed to come from life. They spent a year trying to figure out a way it could form without life and they couldn't.

>>515329915
Did you ever look up the part how he went from college drop out fired-for-molesting-girls high school tutor unemployed to board member of world-ruling investment firm in four years, sidelining a whole village of uber motivated 150 IQ Bateman types?

>>515330004
I'm sure the first time I read that was in the late 90s and it turned out to be a worm shit or something that had become attached to the sample.
This'll be it this time though. Course.

>>515329822
I was about to write this. It's always the same bullshit.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZKcl4-tcuo

>>515329822
it’s crazy the hoops atheists jump through to try to explain away the existence of god. out of all the planets in all the universe, this is the only one with proven life. out of all the life that ever existed on earth, humans are the only one advanced enough to even understand god. and people think this happened by some random chance they can’t even explain. because god is just too wild to imagine.

>>515329571
>>515329647
>based first and second posts bestest posts
this is indeed a godly thread

>>515329757
>more important than mankind ascending to the stars.
found the pajeet

>>515330259
BRO HE ALSO WON THE POWERBALL LOTTERY ONE TIME
- CASTS SERIOUS DOUBT ON THE LEGITIMACY OF ALL POWERBALL LOTTOS

BUT WHO CARES HONESTLY WE FOUND
ALIENS
>ALIENS
ALIENS
>REAL MOTHERFUCKING ALIENS
ALIENS
>ALIENS

DARK ULTRA MAGAWOOOO

>>515329512 (OP)
starts at 17:22 mark for anyone watching it

Good job, NASA. Now maybe we should see if they can find the Epstein files.

>>515329512 (OP)
WHOA! How bout them Epstein files?

This is the rock, they searched the surrounding area to figure out context, did a full peer review process to vet it. In the past the peer review process has always filtered out the previous potential life. This is huge as it is the first to get past the peer review process.

>>515329512 (OP)
Simple rna or dna could had easily been transported from earth to mars by a meteor collision. Where it could have thrived. Probably never evolved beyond bacteria. The biggest filter would be the mitochondria event happening.

>>515330004
>NASA wants to bring the rock to confirm completely
Just like in my favourite disaster filmerino!

>>515330171
Wake me when they do prove it, until then it's just more speculation.

>>515331155
DURRRRRRRRRRR LIFE ONLY EXIST ON ERFF

>>515330824
>>515330802
>>515329647
>>515330802
Bots, Bots, Bots, Bots, Bots.
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Bots. EVERYBODY

>>515331238
It went through the peer review process and passed. Its literally confirmed.

>>515331189
yep
>get martian mould back to earth
>worse than the black plague x1000
>no human cure
>profit?

>>515331339
bip bap
Show us the Epstein Files, nigger

>>515331270
Hey stupid, we know life evolved on earth 100%.
So an event like that is almost 100%. I don't think you have the IQ to understand what I am saying.
Now hang your head in shame.

>>515330464
daily reminder that life on other planets does not disprove chrsitianity. The bible doesn't say, "there is no life on other planets".

Atheists will use life on other planets to "prove" atheism but that will only show how stupid they are.

>41:18
>Stupid woman says rock sample came from a 350 billion years old rock.
>The sun is around 4 billion years old
>Observable universe is around 13-14 billion years old.
This is NASA in 2025

>>515329512 (OP)
I think you're freaking out a little too hard
Calm down
Its not that big of a deal
We are all retarded
We're going to pay for it
In the book of Ezekiel it says all those who repent will be forgiven
And it will no longer be brought up.
No one knows the hour so repent friends
Paying for a miserable lie couldn't be any more worthless

>>515330004
>Scientist tried everything they could (think of) to replicate shadows.
>Couldn't find a way to do it without the sun revolving around the earth (with their limited understanding)
>Therefore the earth is the center of the universe

imagine beliving this shit

>>515331899
>In the book of Ezekiel it says all those who repent will be forgiven
Literally nobody asked.

>>515329512 (OP)
what are they trying to hide now
is it because of poland attacking russian military aircraft and technically nato is in open war with russia now ?

>>515329767
Kek

>>515329512 (OP)
>NASA JUST FOUND LIFE ON MARS!!!!!
STILL don't care about aliens (you stupid kykes)

>>515331855
agreed. but i’m also certain there won’t be anything on the level of humans.
and i also think trying to find out is a waste of time. we have everything we need on earth if we actually learn to live in harmony with it. but that won’t happen as long as humans are in control.

>>515332055
aaaa
yes
that movei was kind of goodish

>>515329512 (OP)
Wow, very convenient timing for such a "huge and monumental announcement"....
Now about those epstein estate files, that the orange nigger's future windchime mouth pieces said were "fakes", but are now proven beyond a shadow of doubt to be real....

>>515331932
Not an apt comparison. They are bringing the rock back to Earth to be entirely positive, they are simply saying there are no cogent explanations for the spot at this time other than life. They are not simply concluding that this is absolutely indicative of life.

>>515330629
THAT'S IT....
I'M GOING TO SAY IT AGAIN...
BROWN TRANNY!! WE HERE AT 4CHAN THINK JEWS ARE BASED AND REDPILLED!

UwU

>>515331448
>6 jews confirmed you should continue paying tax dollars for "speculation without confirmation"
Someone should post the rover gopher

>>515330286
The difference here is none of those in the past made it through the peer review process. This one did

>>515332727
>ching chong bing bing bing I eat dog and cannot see

>>515332353
Anon stated:
>Basically it confirmed life on Mars
So yes. Very apt comparison
It didn't confirm shit. It just raised more questions.

Get them out of the solar system right now.
FUCK OFF MOSS DEPOSITIS - WE'RE FULL!

>>515332952
He used the word "basically," which has the intended meaning "For the most part; chiefly." He is boiling down the thrust of the findings into an easily digestible format. It is most likely the case that we have discovered biosignatures on Mars, we are bringing back samples to confirm our findings.

>>515332901
Concession accepted

>>515332222
Earth will eventually die, getting raw materials from rocks in space instead or raping the earth for it is far better. Learning to live in super hardh environments will flesh out technologies that improve life on earth.

I mean fuck, Apollo era inventions we use every day now.

>>515331067
Are those turds?

>>515329512 (OP)
"the science we're gonna (hhh) develop"
facepalm

>>515329512 (OP)
odd there isn't a single thread about the attack on qatar

>>515329512 (OP)
I like how the guy from the "real world" is running nasa lmao. end this fucking country, maybe the planet please aliens!

>>515332952
It's confirmed. They just can't say its 100% before they bring the rock back. No other signs have ever made it through the peer review gauntlet.

>>515329571
>>515329647
>>515329767
Good posts

>>515331339
Show us the Botstein Files, CLANKER

>>515329512 (OP)
not falling for it

captha: AYLMAO

>>515333392
He was a professional lumberjack, lawyer, DA, state representative, CNN commentator and now is the transportation secretary.

>>515329512 (OP)
Ok but why did Trump send that letter to Epstein? What did he mean?

>>515329571
This here.

>>515329647
Also this here.

>>515329512 (OP)
Wow, some shitty bacteria or what the fuck? Riveting! Who gives a fuck?

They found rocks
Space is just rocks
Maybe something lived there, but now it's all rock

>>515333257
Kinda yes

>>515334462
It means life doesn't just exist here on our planet.

>>515329512 (OP)
They found the Epstein files on the Mars?

>>515333244
to what ends? the earth isn’t permanent, but neither is the anything else. there’s no escaping death no matter how long you try to artificially extend life.

>>515329512 (OP)
Dat Epsein's list must be REAL GOOD!
Holy fuck they're hyping it!

>>515331855
Checked. The Bible also specifies that humans have dominion over THIS EARTH, there is no reason to believe he hadn’t made other similar covenants with other planets/civilizations.

>>515334942
Not really. There's oceans on titan and plenty of planets in temperate zone of other stars.

Bump for the most important day of 2025

>>515332222
Ya’ll just left this unchecked? Quads even? Come on now.

>>515335140
Its not about a specific single life, its about the long term survival of humans and earth life in general.

>>515329647
Remove mossand from us politics. Show the list of compromised assets

so its possible that aliens live under martian soil?

>>515329512 (OP)
Epstein files?

>>515335587
Probably not. There may be some bacteria in the water there but it is probably full of fossils

>>515333386
you mean the one where no hamas leaders were killed except some random Doha family

>>515331773
Incorrect. There is no evidence primordial soup happened on Earth.
It's much more likely the whole process was kickstarted by bacteria that arrived here via meteorite.
Yes modern life evolved on Earth, you're not going to find a dog or monkey in space, those all came about on Earth.
The first 5% or so came from somewhere else.

>>515329571
Kek. There are polar bears up there and they're a big problem. Yes, on the moon. No I'm not fucking with you.

>>515329571
MOONBEARS!

>>515329767
solid take

>>515329512 (OP)
>"scientists" not affiliated with the project
>needs more study
> Could suggest

GOD IS DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>515335802
Space mushrooms fuck my anus

>>515336008
Ayyyyy, my dude. Mindhive never dies.

https://youtu.be/nCP3LZoxABs

>>515336049
wrong crew bud

>>515336191
Its confirmed. Thats why the eggheads are so pumped up about it.

>>515329512 (OP)
YAWN....

>>515333257
yeah, fossilized bacterial turds

Lmao yeah right
LMAOOOOO I'm not falling for it fucking jews

>>515336663
Nothingburger since 1958

>>515335463
but nothing is infinite. everything in the universe will come to an end. gathering as much resources as you can and trying to prolong your existence until the clock runs out just doesn’t seem like the purpose of life.

>>515329512 (OP)
>Might have other explanations
Woah, it's fucking nothing.
Trump is still a pedophile though.

>>515329512 (OP)
This is because that nigger, right?

>>515330004
Those black spots killed all life on Mars

>>515336382
Hehehe. Glad you caught it.

They didnt

its just mold and crabs, across entire universe.

>>515336566
This is what the real scientists said:

Abstract
The Perseverance rover has explored and sampled igneous and sedimentary rocks within Jezero Crater to characterize early Martian geological processes and habitability and search for potential biosignatures1,2,3,4,5,6,7. Upon entering Neretva Vallis, on Jezero Crater’s western edge8, Perseverance investigated distinctive mudstone and conglomerate outcrops of the Bright Angel formation. Here we report a detailed geological, petrographic and geochemical survey of these rocks and show that organic-carbon-bearing mudstones in the Bright Angel formation contain submillimetre-scale nodules and millimetre-scale reaction fronts enriched in ferrous iron phosphate and sulfide minerals, likely vivianite and greigite, respectively. This organic carbon appears to have participated in post-depositional redox reactions that produced the observed iron-phosphate and iron-sulfide minerals. Geological context and petrography indicate that these reactions occurred at low temperatures. Within this context, we review the various pathways by which redox reactions that involve organic matter can produce the observed suite of iron-, sulfur- and phosphorus-bearing minerals in laboratory and natural environments on Earth. Ultimately, we conclude that analysis of the core sample collected from this unit using high-sensitivity instrumentation on Earth will enable the measurements required to determine the origin of the minerals, organics and textures it contains.

https://www.nature.com/articles/s41586-025-09413-0

The ones on TV to distract from the fact that the president is a pedophile are the only ones saying, "Martians stold my cow's dick and balls!"

So basically they found a rock.

>>515336663
>Neretva
>Jezero

who gave those names?

>>515329512 (OP)
> youtube.com/live
the link doesnt work. how do i click the link? usually it says [embed] is this a hoax?

>>515329571
Based WKUK enjoyer

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=nCP3LZoxABs

>>515329512 (OP)
>quick use NASA to distract whites from black violence

>>515329512 (OP)
Do the aliums have the Epstein list?
If not, they can fuck right off.

>>515335289
Yes lmao, this sandnigga copebook is model for much more than this earth but also glop and gleep from sector #455 that also praise Jesus. Fucking retard lmao. Ngmi intellectually.

>We definitely
>pretty much
>potentially
>nearly certainly
>almost beyond doubt
>basically
>practically irrefutably
>could have
>plausibly
>been deposited
>in the past
>without final certainty
>on initial review
>cannot rule out
>the seeming likelihood of
>LIFE ON MARS

>>515334274
and his wife is on FNC. they're grifters like the president.

>we found a shiny rock
>this is some life forms fecal matter
is there anything more conclusive in the paper released?

>>515331339
Where is the file jeet?

>>515329512 (OP)
We knew this in 1996

>>515333257
Yes. Indians made it to Mars first. Cope and seethe.

>>515340151
You should work for NASA.

Real Reason 4chan was HACK Cuz This Post!
OMG Real Hacker Inside Área51! Most importante Thread ever posted!
Was here over fews days ago Jeaniis freaks keep deleting Thread in PANIC mode cuz is so legit Haxorman infosec.
Wtf he did reply on any questions! He did return the next day but posts were deleted very quickly, where he basically made a statement that we are living in a catastrophic immenent Alien disclosure arrival any day. This was the only reason the deep state Illuminati let Trump win the election. We are all going to move into gigantic motherships in a relocation rapture type of event, so it is over, sir. Good luck, Safe.

"Yes the alien will arrive any day now 4sure, it is a normal process, but weird here the alien beings at Area 51 that we hold are interdimensional beings they see this place as a realm or game container simulation sandbox but the alien we getting soon arrival are normal Contact aliens processof evolution, a very complex deal to believe me.>
Bye must go return morning
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>>515329512 (OP)
>nasa found
You can stop there.

>>515329571
Trump is trying everything

Next up: J D Vance comes out of the closet!

>>515330464
>thing too hard therefore jewish god
but why jew god, why not jeet gods, nip gods, or even white gods?

>>515330004
>nasa bring back dead alien shit to earth
>oh fuck its not dead

>>515344896
it’s not that hard, anon.

>>515329512 (OP)
>>515329647
epstein list ? what is that ? i forgot already

>>515329512 (OP)
>the goyim are breaking loose from their bonds they can't be stopped in their tracks by a pile of shoes in Poland anymore
>tell them a microbe excreted in Martian regalith 8 trillion years ago that'll make them forget they are being shot and stabbed