Thread 515332965

>bounces your hellfire missile away
Nothing personal, hummie.

What is next for human alien relations anons?

>>515332965 (OP)
and it was only xer dilator

>>515332965 (OP)
More anal probing

>>515332965 (OP)
If Aliens are the Combine.

I'm ready.

>>515333143
>one hellfire missile equals 1000 more anal probings

Also I have just made the startling realization that the whole anal probing thingie is just closeted gay duded coping about getting gaped.

>>515332965 (OP)
i'm still not convinced that uaps are even extraterrestrial. what if it's just some ancient terrestrial lifeform, kind of like flying skycrabs which have some special organ to bend gravity.

>>515332965 (OP)
Fake video. Or maybe I don't understand modern rocketry? Why would aliens travel all this way and then hide? Why not outright dominate? Not every single personnel at a base needs know every top secret thing that's taking place there and if by chance they are something they shouldn't ve then, well that's that, can't go and correct the record you'd only make it worse?
I dunno.
>They've been here forever though!!
Then wtf does it matter then? they clearly aren't interested in helping

>>515333339
I think that's called flashbacks of infant child abuse

>>515332965 (OP)
Based Ayys don't give a fuck about are primitive tech

>>515333497
I think they just don't have enough manpower to go all in on us and keep the planet exploitable, so they just use our leaders to keep things stable while they depopulate us, study us, destroy our best demographics ie whites, east asians.

Or it is Neuschwaben aryans trying to fight against zog and get in contact with us.
Could be why the arctic is a no go zone for civies and even military personnel are very very restricted in their movement up there.

>>515333497
>Why would aliens travel all this way and then hide?
alien scientists

>>515333588
Checking digits.
And I think I also had such dreams when I was 16 I dreamt I got raped and I swear my asshole felt weird for the next couple months as I would constantly recall that.
Keep in mind I sleep on my stomach so it really did fuck with me, from then on I always sleep on my back.

>>515332965 (OP)
It seems aliens are siding with Houti

>>515333497
>Why not outright dominate?
why would they? the real power stays in the shadows. disclosure and chaos only create more problems.
not that I believe in aliens on earth anyway, i think that all civilizations fail to defeat the great filter before they can travel far enough. even if i saw aliens, i'd first consider it a glowie psyop.

>>515334116
Oh dear, definitely sounds like you got diddled anon.

>>515335595
idk I never hung out with diddlers and my mom was basically a helicopter mom, I think it was just a bad dream.

>>515332965 (OP)
CIA glowniggers are built for Big Grey Cock

>>515333143
I miss that

>>515333497
Yeah they (officially) discuss fake Ai tiktok slop over there. Right. Leave the internet immediately fucking retard.

>>515332965 (OP)
Presumably a fake alien invasion orchestrated by real non-human entities that have been embedded in the PTB for decades if not centuries.

>>515333497
Why dominate with force when you can infiltrate societies and operate from the safety of anonymity?

>>515333497
>Fake video
Tard