Thread 515389373

Whether it's a knife or a bullet, it's now clear that leftists and their nigger pets want to kill you by ripping open your neck and exsanguinating you like a pig. Do not let them, even if it only serves as a symbol.

>>515389373 (OP)
I love SlashPRO® now!

i want to wear greaves in public with a sword but no shirt like my elden ring build

>Nigger notices your SlashPRO®
>Stabs you 18 times in the guts instead
How do you respond without sounding mad?

>>515390700
jokes on him, I'm using my SlashPRO® BLACK slash resistant UBAC shirt!

>>515389373 (OP)
Better start wearing a vest too faggot

>>515390291
>>515390700
I wish I was a paid shill unfortunately this was the first image on google

>>515389373 (OP)
Cope lmao
Just try not being a dick

>>515389373 (OP)
I made a thread on /k/ about this but polniggers started chimping out about politics and i got banned.

>>515389373 (OP)
that won't stop a bullet

>>515389373 (OP)
I already pay taxes to protect me from criminals wtf

>>515390700
>How do you respond without sounding mad?
"you're going to have to try harder"

>>515391005
What about stabbing?

>>515391133
lol, I'm honestly amused by the white man advanced technology, I'm not being ironic at all.
I wish I could afford a SlashPRO® for my shithole.

>>515391434
there are ballistic gorgets, gorget is the proper name for armored neck protection

>>515389373 (OP)
Maybe just stop holding these public events with a ton of random retards around. We have the internet now.

T r u e
Lotta neck deaths recently

>>515391588
it says it's slash and stab resistant in the website

>>515391217
Being a dick doesn't mean you deserve to die.

>>515389373 (OP)
I'll take the Ursus bear suit.

>>515389373 (OP)
Watch your step, kid. Protect ya neck!

>>515392205
Thats true but it would also help to just...not. The irony to die to gun violence at that.

>>515391005
I read this as "Black resistant shirt".

>>515389373 (OP)
Wait a minute! SlashPRO only works against blades!

I'm swapping teams and I'm shilling for SARKAR Tactical™ now!!! It protects you against bullets!

>>515389373 (OP)
What about brain armor?

>>515389373 (OP)
>wear neck armor
>get shot in the femoral artery
lmao, you guys cant use these bandaids for the cancer eating your country

>>515389373 (OP)
Dungeon Meshi predicted this

in unironically going to wear this when leaving the house

god mad a huge mistake in our design. why is such a VITAL section of our body so extended and easy to destroy?

>>515391005
But do you have a Trace Buster Buster?

>>515392854
idiot violence. Kind of like you.

>>515393846
you can put tourniquet on the latter

>>515391005
Going UK style ay

>>515393872
before high speed projectiles you could at least use your arms to defend it

>>515390700
I just shrugs.

>>515389373 (OP)
I gotta be honest, /pol/ chuds are not in danger of roof shooters... yet

>>515394254
I never leave my home without my Bulletproof COVID Face Mask®!

Put the hockey player killed by the nigger on the list and it's 3 people we watched bleed out from a neck wound recently but the last 2 super recent.

>>515390700
>Nigger
How stupid one would have to be to live in a country filled with niggers?

I see some from time to time, as I live near international conference hall and a stadium where competition games are played, mostly volleyball and hockey but also basketball. But tourists or guests don't stay and certainly don't carry weapons or are deranged hobos.

>>515393557
kek

>>515394152
yeah, im sure everybody knows how to not panic and do that... especially if a nigger is all over you as you bleed out or shot you more than once

He was an hero to us all

>>515389373 (OP)
>immobilises you
>locks you in closet
>you dehydrate to death

>>515395041
My ancestors have lived here for nearly 500 years. I'm not budging.

>>515389373 (OP)
One whingey guy dies and right wing freaks out

Schools get shot up constantly and no one gives a fuck.

Dumb fuck Americans

>>515389373 (OP)
I live somewhere too hot for this. I'll let my skin shield me from stabbings.

>>515389373 (OP)
Or OR, don't be an asshole to the point people want you dead.

>>515396137
says the guy owned by the chinks

>>515389373 (OP)
I already do

>>515391688
There’s no neck armor that could stop a round from a rifle. Even if the bullet didn’t penetrate, the damage from the kinetic energy would probably leave you wishing it had. A better solution would just be ballistic glass on all sides.

>>515389373 (OP)
>OP forgoing protection for the head, because he has no brain to hit

>>515393978
If only the US had some type of Gun/Idiot control. Oh well.

>>515390700
"It's just a scratch."

>>515397051
You sure got me

There’s literally been a school shooting today in Colorado and it’s sidelined by a propagandist being shot up and trump acting like he was a saint.

>>515389373 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wr5j9SukUro

>>515398036
Kirk was a good dude. Better than you.

>>515398036
nice spacing, why are you anglofags always so cucked? do you get headpats from the government for this?

>>515389373 (OP)
>>515391005
You can't even tell someone is wearing chainmail as long as their shirt goes past the waist, and you won't overheat in it either

https://youtu.be/yW_mxdJNxfU?si=TdcvvEMRPkCpiiem

nah im just not gonna go outside instead

>>515391217
“Try not being a dick”

The problem, nasty faggot, is that your version of “being a dick” is when a straight male says something like
>”men can’t be women”
>”little boys shouldn’t be hanging around trannies”

Freak

>>515400228
*BANG*
We got another loser.

>>515397716
>Kike calls for more gun control from behind a meme flag

>>515389373 (OP)
It's called a gorget

>>515401609
Actually I think the losers are leftist freak perverts who come from trash genetics

Although you may think differently considering we live in UpsideDownWorld

>>515402252
And a 9mm pistol would shoot through what you pictured like a hot knife through butter. 9mm pistol can shoot clean through a car sideways going through one steel body panel, all the interior plastics on the door, the other door's interior plastics, and the opposite side steel body panel.

>>515402293
This the only people I see living in an upside down world. You'll make it there eventually too.

>>515402832
Just get a kevlar version

>>515390662
start carrying palestinians as a meat shield, it's super effective in Gaza

>>515403044
You
>have no job
>have no family
>come from genetic trash

Happy people enjoy living in a society. You’re miserable and so you’d like to see it burnt down.

We will win.

We will drag you out of your shitty apartments and then kill you in a camp.

>>515389373 (OP)
the armor piece is called a "gorget" for those who actually want one

>>515390700
>nigger
>noticing

It's funny because armor is illegal in my cunt, because otherwise the police wouldn't be able to shoot you.

>>515403410
The trauma would still probably collapse your windpipe and kill you. It regularly breaks ribs to be shot in the chest by a pistol with soft body armor.

And soft armor doesn't stop rifle bullets anyways, only pistol rounds.

>>515402832
depends
if its plate like a car door it might get through but in case of round object like that it might bounce off sideways despite it being weaker as material
such thing might've actually saved him

>>515403560
>have no job
>have no family
>come from genetic trash
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA what a fucking loser. You dont know me. Fat fuck probably cant even march.

>>515404115
Bullets actually pass through car doors easily. They aren't bulletproof at all

>>515404115
People are saying it was a .308 rifle. It 100% wouldn't stop it. You need level III or higher hard plates to stop a .308. and that is assuming it was just a regular lead fmj round.

>>515404715
This
Hiding behind a car for cover from bullets only works behind the engine. You might get lucky and the bullet hits the side impact protect beams in the door, but those are only a couple inches thick. You are still like 80% not protected when hiding behind a car unless you are using the engine may as cover.

Retards watch movies and think it is real life.

like my niggaz be sayin' "Protek ya nek!"

holy fuckin kek Timmy is terrified LMFAO

>>515407463
dem Wu niggaz ain't nuffin ta fuk wiff

>>515407908
Timmy running around scared wearing Mythril LMFAO

>>515404738
Definitely a .308. You can tell by the impact. .556 or .223 wouldn't have done that.

>>515408271
in the end he turned Left

>>515389373 (OP)
>it's now clear that leftists and their nigger pets want to kill you
you're nowhere near as important as Charlie Kirk was. Calm down, sit down and keep doing nothing.
Also, statistically you're far more likely to die from a shot to the chest. The shooter was not average. But do buy your neck bullshit, it's good for China.

>>515390700
Carry around a bucket of fried chicken and use it as a distraction

>>515408503
I mean I could literally see the shockwave emitting from his head region on impact.

>>515391005

A Black resistant vest?

>>515408271
.308 would have nearly decapitated him with the exit wound

>>515389373 (OP)
I actually struggle with choosing between bulletproof or knifeproof armor

>>515409119
maybe. I just highly doubt it was a lower caliber.

>>515393872

Because God didn't design it, evolution did and evolution only cares about "good enough". If most of you make it reproduction with the design flaw, evolution isn't going to remove it cause it doesn't matter. Evolution doesn't care if a few of you die from it, especially after breeding.

>>515408994
yeah, the Left won

>>515409601
Thats basically the same as Israel winning. They martyr'd him.

>>515389373 (OP)
>leftists
Who says it was a leftist?
A muslim gaza supporter is more likely.

>>515389373 (OP)
That shit is useless against bullets you tard.

>>515410772
seems like he started speaking out against Israel. it is without a doubt that the CIA/Mossad did this. white americans are just too fucking dumb to comprehend what's going on in their country.

>>515389373 (OP)
No neck armor against 7.62

>>515389373 (OP)
Thanks anon. I'm glad there is a product like this. Will keep it in mind but demand probably soaring rn so will wait to get mine when prices are back to normal like runescape.

>>515389373 (OP)

I have my armor ready :)

>>515389373 (OP)
the highlander pill

bought steel chainmail coif last night,am I gonna make it?