Thread 515527903

>>515527903 (OP)
big red fucking button on your phone retard

>>515527903 (OP)
One time I told the guy that India was a shithole, and it smelled like burning tires and garbage and everyone smelled like shit because they were the color of shit, and he got so mad that he called me 5 times saying things like “fuck u motherfucker I kill u” “India going to take over the world u fuck u fucking casters”, shit like that. I told him not to step in any shit while he walks home

>>515528200
that’s what i used to do. now i ask them questions about their vile culture
>so, why do you guys eat cow shit?
>how far do you have to walk to your designated shitting street?
>when is the best time to rape a woman before, while or after she takes a shit?
they always yell some jeet babble and hang up

>>515527903 (OP)
Tell the caller he's a shit eating bhangi and needs the British Raj to return so he can be taught to be civilised.

>>515527903 (OP)
Imagine the saar demanding your credit card details on your death bed. The last thing you hear is an Indian accent trying to scam you before you pass away going "saar please DO NOT REDEEEM. Give me card saar. Pleeeeeeaase!!!! Saaaaaaaar"

>>515527903 (OP)
I learned Hindi just to fuck with them, both on the phone and at work.
Pass them in the halls asking what type of panchgavya they had for breakfast. Tell them they are tracking in gomutra.
Then when they respond, I pretend to be a dumb White who couldnt possibly understand languages outside of English. It makes them seethe like crazy.

>>515527903 (OP)
Hang up immediately, and say absolutely nothing - nothing! You cannot debate with a script or an AI. Your voice may be used to agree to things you wouldn’t agree to. Better, look at the caller ID! If it says Scam then hang up immediately!!

>>515531572
>SAAR WHAT MEAN?!?!?! I call you benchode bitch, saar! What mean?? We Indians are taking over!

>>515531888
this. around here they call from neighbouring countries, mainly austria. i don't take the calls and add the number to filter. don't waste a second of your life on a bloody benchod. life is too precious for this.

>>515531888
This is very important since pajeets will record your voice and try to synthesize it so they can call your phone and credit card/banking company to steal your information.

Instead it would be more funny to just play "poo 2 loo" or "Dinge Dinge Dinge Indian song" on loop, or set up some AI chat to respond to them.

>>515528200
No fun, classic british response

>>515532832
one may be able to make the caller seethe, but the real bastards in this are ice cold stoics. it's only about numbers and the percentage of positive returns.

>>515533614
But if we collectively waste their time for hours, imagine what happens when Ranjeet doesn't get a scam for months.