Thread 515564636

>>515564636 (OP)
Yeah,

>>515564636 (OP)
He would be a dead gay Chinese man

>>515565192
When a white woman doesnt get enough attention she puts a black fist on her face

>>515564636 (OP)
It was not part of their gender, It came to them very late, With long arrears to make groomin, When the Tranny began to hate.

They were not easily transitioned. They were icy -- willing to wait Till every cock should be cut, Ere the Tranny began to hate.

Their voices were chaotic and loud. Their eyes were crazy and bent. There was faggy sign being shown, when the Tranny began to hate.

It was preached to the crowd. It was taught by the state. all tranny spoke it aloud when the Tranny began to hate.

It was not suddenly bred, as they can't breed. Through the chilled years ahead, When Time shall count from the date That the Tranny began to hate.

>>515564636 (OP)
Nick is on his way to become pic related

>>515564636 (OP)
He needed to have a real good chinese impersonation to pull it off then

>>515565352
When a white man doesnt get enough attention he puts a black fist up his anus

Speak a little Chinese for 'em, Charlie.

Why come a brother can't kill charlie kirk? Sheeit

Why did he do it?

>>515564636 (OP)
>Stav: Would you rather get shot in the neck or get your dick sucked?

hell yeah, dude
what if TPUSA stood for Taking Penis Up Spread Asses and it was about a bunch of guys having gay sex?

>>515565556
An hero

>>515564636 (OP)
Another homerun from the Mulldog!

>>515564636 (OP)
Steve harvey finding out Charlie Kirk is dead

>>515564636 (OP)
>I think it would go a little something, like this

>>515565949
>they did what?!?!

>>515564636 (OP)
Man, I can’t believe Adam killed Charlie.

>>515564636 (OP)
Cumtown sucks, promotes degeneracy and I would knock Nick Mullen out in self defense if I saw him on the street (because he threatened me and I had to defend myself, otherwise I'd leave him alone)

>>515565672
Redditor

>>515564636 (OP)
He would be a lot less like Charlie Kirk.
And a lot more like (You)

Hi, I'm gay actor Michael Douglas.

>>515565949
>They shot hwho? hwhere? In the damn neck? Lawd have hwmercy.

>>515565457
>>515565352
>>515565192
>>515564954
I never watched Charlie, but all these vile lying NPCs celebrating his death are really obviously not human. You'll never see White men on mass celebrating a death in this vile way, just like how you'll never see one of us lying to your face with dead beady eyes looking through you. All women on earth prefer White men and that's why all these swindlers are literally demon possessed smiling and screaming whenever on of us dies. Filthy creatures, I do my best to avoid them.

Yeah so i was working with this gay Chinese Charlie Kirk while at game stop

>>515565949
NOT ON MY CAMPUSES CHILLLLLD

>>515566125
Hello I'm gay actor Michael Douglas' father, Charlie Kirk Douglas, and I'm also gay.

Hey everybody it's cooool Adam. I do druuugs and shit myself

>>515564636 (OP)
Damn cumtown rocks rip to cumtown idgaf about chuckie church or whatever

>>515566114
>NOOOO NICK MULLEN IS A HECKIN LEFTIST I THOUGHT HE WAS BASED CAUSE HE SAID NIGGER A BUNCH NOOOOO
faggot

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH GET EM AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH I'M FUCKING FAT
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>>515564636 (OP)
Than his last words would be
“Gwang Viorence-ACKKKKKKK”

Watching Nick Mullen shit on Adam for collective jewish behavior post-10/7 was pretty funny

>>515566114
gayest post i read all day

>>515566627
Adam was the only one who said nigger the gay bug

>>515566894
i remember nick saying nigger a bunch.

classing Bill Nye the Nigger guy bit

>>515564636 (OP)
Nick: What if Charlie Kirk was gay and Chinese?
Stav: HAHAHAHAHA
Adam: Yeah...
Stav: (slows down laughing, still giggly) What would that sound like?
Nick:(in heavy asian accent) OOOO IM CHA'LEE FROM DA TURNIN POINT USA AND IM GAY
Adam: (hiccup laughs)
Stav: (errupts in laughting)
Nick: (trying not to laugh as he continues the bit, audibly grinning)
Stav: Hell yeah dude that shit rocks

Hay guyth, ith me, dowthyndrome Chawie Kuk. Anybody got a helmet foh my neck?

>>515566114
you are posting on an anime forum for loser children instead of raising a family or building a business or at least working out. tell me more about degeneracy you absolute fucking neanderthal nigger faggot.

Nick: What if Charlie Kirk was Charlene Clerk and she was a black DMV employee...

>>515565803
>Imma be sorry to kill his ass.

>>515566894
https://youtu.be/xyLj2gHkzoI

and you said it with such conviction. embarassing. what else are you wrong about?

>>515565949
>Hwen I was a kid, college was somewhere you went to LEARN

>>515565803
>brother, I'm gonna snatch Charlie's birthday

Cumeatsanor Gordon

>>515567027
Beeped, but he did say it once on the pod. When he quotes others he did it and he was quoting his dad about something on a plane once.

>>515566282
didn't read it but here's your (You)

>>515564636 (OP)
what if he had a tiny chinese man in his ass controlling him

>>515568033
A cupcake and a candy bar.

>>515568201
>implying a retard like (you) CAN read
Well memed, spaz

>>515566114
you type like those mentally deranged trannies

>>515564636 (OP)
He was Chinese, you fucking moron.

>>515564636 (OP)
Well here's to you Mrs. Robinson.

>>515568774
He's a bot spamming the same post across several threads so who gives a shit what it thinks?

>>515564636 (OP)
>>What if Charlie Kirk was gay and Chinese?
you mean
>What if he wasn't?

>>515568484
Quadruple deck fucking burgers

>>515564636 (OP)
proof that he’s gay?

>>515566282
It's "en masse" not "on mass" you absolute smooth-brained mongoloid.

Also, I'm glad he's dead and (you) will do nothing about it

>>515564636 (OP)
Please stop posting pictures of my close personal friend nick mullen

>>515566114
Dude no way a redditor would even tangentially lampoon the slaying of the sacred nigger. They're all varying degrees of misguided leftists sure but to call cumtown reddit is seriously retarded

>>515564636 (OP)
>>515565192
>He would be a dead gay Chinese man
killed by jews

bring back CUMTOWN you rat piece of shit everyone hates the adam friedland show

>>515564636 (OP)
I always thought Stavros was the Charlie Kirk of the left... if anyone is trying to think of who could fit that part... just sayin.

>>515564636 (OP)
>DISNEY PRINCESSES IMAGINED AS WASHING MACHINES
the post (and the wasching maschine image is actually kino, I urge everyone worth their salt to see it)

Nick Mullen is a humongous faggot and his last one-man stand up was just whining about tranny rights or whatever for a full 30 minutes before going unto a different joke, how does anyone find this sniveling retard funny

>>515572027
Ok jew worshiper

>>515569095
Here you can have a (YOU) from me cause I'm in a good mood, because I just shot up a bunch of PCP and I'm still 100% sure that I hate jews with every fractal of my essence.

>>515574383
why would you waste PCP posting on /pol/

>>515572027
You wouldn't get it, its a Maryland thing. I agree that set was ass, but cumtown was never good either and i still enjoyed it

>>515572027
(you)

>>515564636 (OP)
ehhee heheh eheheh hehe HahahahH HHEHEH eh eh hehe...

What's your favorite bit /pol/?
For me it's Nick threatening his Korean landlord.

>>515576578
Ben Shapiro mr feeney

>>515576578
anything with Jeff Goldblum

>>515565556
How many lives were saved when iPods were merged with cellphones?

>>515564636 (OP)
What if instead of Charlie Kirk it was Charlie Clerk and it was a gay retarded Chinese who worked at a bank?

>>515576578
Winamp is the Itunes for *******

>>515576578
robocop showgirls batman

>>515576578
"Senator, I'm a house Corey" when talking about Corey In Da House and way back when in 2017 when Bill Maher said the gamer word in that same way.

"Inspector Faggot" just a complete throwaway one-liner

repeatedly trying to do a Dwayne Johnson voice when saying "Who put their dick in my ass" and talking about getting dicked down in the ring as Stone Cold.

I'm in the middle of redownloading every episode and listening to them again, 2016 feels like 45 years ago.

>>515576723

I wow'd them with Judeo-Christian logic.

>What if he was a Jewish man and his name was
>Stav tries desperately to interrupt Charlie Kike

>a group of regular lurkers posting for once because cumtown/nick was mentioned

If we all posted more regularly board quality could increase overnight but we won't cause we're gay

>>515576578
Nick justifying taking unlimited samples at Costco.

>>515570438
He's not even involved with TAFS anymore either, but yeah it sucks.

>>515578471

Hope you enjoyed my ass Batman, because now you’re gay

>>515567157
good ol teej

>>515579435
>>515570438
What does he even do now? His youtube channel hasn't been touched in months if not years at this point, he's been on as a podcast guest here and there.

I thought he had sunk all of his cumtown patreon money into TAFS, so why not just restart his own podcast where he calls things gay and does an african voice once a week

>>515580141
He literally quit everything due to depression

>>515580235
but he still shows up every now and then, I totally get it if he really is set for life with money and is retired or that he's depressed and can't do anything, but somehow he'll still go on the podcast of the kid who said "bill clinton my rabbi" at the 2017 video games award

>>515576578
Gay Jerry Seinfeld

>>515576578
Man I wish I could remember what episode its from, but it was about Nick talking about doing some kind of wild drug at a party and not being able to keep up with the younger crowd and if I recall correctly he talks about feeling like hes going to die and in an indifferent and passing voice says something like "I'm just gonna close my eyes for a second" I'm not doing it justice typing it out but I remember laughing so fucking hard while he was saying it.

>>515570222
It's very reddit because those onions untermensch walk back anything they say from being "actual", in their minds, racism, etc. If they gave their actual pussy lib/DSA opinions and nothing else they'd be as boring as the rest of those faggots so they have to appropriate right wing humor to not be completely irrelevant

>>515576578
Thursday boots

>>515580935
>right wing humor
It has nothing to do with left wing right wing political autism.
mulldog is both a comedian and also someone who was in touch with earlier internet culture like chris chan before he got famous, Encyclopedia drmatica, etc. Before Cum Town he made money by writing ironic shitposts for a website pretending to be a liberal woman.
He's from a time and culture where it was also cool and funny to just call each other gay and telling people to kill themselves on XBox chat lobbies.

>>515581840
Hamas taking Blue Chew before they did the mario karts on Israel
There will never be in a million years some dickless Youtuber that will absolutely shit on/make fun of their own sponsors like they did.

>>515580235
Should have never started taking meds. They literally kill you soul.

What if the assassin was a Chinese retard with downs syndrome who was gay?

>>515565949
YOU DID NOT JUST SHOOT HIM THROUGH THE DAMN NECK

A SCHOOL TEACHER AND A FAT PIG
ARLENE FROM SHAKER HEIGHTS
LET ME JUST RUB YOUR TITTIES THERE TO GET YOU WARMED UP
LETS GET THE CLOCK GOING, 30 SECONDS

>>515582020
Semantics, if he didn't say naughty words sometimes /pol/ would (rightly) be calling him soi, just look at the fucking pic of him a few posts up. The reddit infestation here is never more clear than when CT faggotry is brought up

>>515576578
Kat Williams meatwad
The Guylight Zone
Who Wants To Cum? with Regis Philbin

>>515576578
Darth joker

>>515576578
Gay Flanders

>>515582020
These kids will never know what a golden era it was

>>515580141
Pretty sure he's working on something; he was being cagey on a podcast recently. He was writing the skits on tafs but it didn't fit the format so I wouldn't be surprised if he's trying to do something like Mr show.
He should get netflix to pay for it - he'd 100pc be able to do it imo.

>>515583786
real talk I’d pay a million just to see continuing skits of Indian Tony Soprano

>>515565803
>how much pussy you think he got?

>>515566282
Hes worm food. Move on.

If Charlise was gay and Chinese, he would be beloved by billions of women the world over, instead of begrudgingly tolerated by the only woman who wouldn’t cower and clutch keys in his presence, his bloated bottle blonde Becky chattel slave who will desecrate his bloodline with a Mexican Chad or Hasan clone in 3-5 buisness days. The white male is inferior to the lithe and elegant beauty of the danmei.

>>515576578
Tony Soprano's string of adolescent mistresses

>>515576578

>self-pissed Italian man
>Tony Soprano and Pepper Ann
>Megamind Wars
>Thousand Island Stare
>Iranian gay man
>Nick living in the garage bit

>>515576578
Every Sopranos bit is god tier

>>515581840
This and sunkin Phil's dink

>>515583581
Red Pilled Homer
anything with the Simpsons was gold

>>515566114
Man, you are really gay. And probably very jewish.

>>515566114
Hey Zohran speak a little chinee for em
do the shit we wuz practicin off the menu

>>515584712
HE’S A FANOOKA

>>515564636 (OP)
I KNOW HIS SA ACCOUNT HANDLE.

>>515576578
The Bill Cosby interviewing a antisemitic kid is fucking gold

>>515582020
>He's from a time and culture where it was also cool and funny to just call each other gay and telling people to kill themselves on XBox chat lobbies.
It's super gay now, because many people feel they need to automatically be offended by bawdy humor/banter and virtue signal against it, or they get their ego hurt for no reason and turn it into some increasingly passive aggressive one-up contest or just being shitty.

NOTHING TO SEE HERE
JANNIES SHIT THIS DOWN
DALIT THIS IMMIDGETLY
I WILL POST THE ALIEN TREE PIC
IF U DO NOT MEMORYHOEL NAOU

>>515566114
What is that picture supposed to prove? That Nick only endorses winners?

>>515585041
YOU KILLED A MOTHAFUCKA ON CAMERUH, THE LEAST YOU COULD DO IS SPEAK A LIL CHINESE
>>515576578
too many to chose just one:
racist john wick, gay racist jackass, gay batman characters, gay anton chigurh, stav's birthday cake scam, and hillary clinton on howard stern

>>515576578
the that shit rules zone

>>515564636 (OP)
>Turning Gay USA

>>515588695
there it is

>>515565819
The king of hypotheticals

>>515576578
I change my mind my fav bit is by far the bit about how whoopee cushions don't ever work the way you expect them to do

>>515566672
lol

>>515572027
Leave my best friend Nick Mullen alone, you're just jealous

>>515572027
Cumtown was just for faggots who were losers in hs and college and had no friends so they listened to 3 faggots say the most retarded not funny shit in the world to fill that void. Every fan of that podcast is either on their way to becoming a tranny or is some retard that works at a gas station at 33.

>>515566114
I assume you’re some zoomer newfag who takes internet politics too seriously.

>>515591315
>osers in hs and college and had no friends so they listened to 3 faggots say the most retarded not funny shit in the world
So literally everyone who's a zoomer or late millenial.

If it's not them, it's pewdiepie and game grumps or whatever your favorite twitch streamer or vtuber is

only they never apologized for saying the gamer word

>>515576578
Probably the jeffgoldblum + steve harvey one lol

>>515580141
He literally does nothing aside from appear on other podcasts here and there, it's kind of accepted he's basically just depressed af right now

>>515567157
looking back on my cumtown phase it really was the most cringe part of my life

the worst part of it all is not immediately being repulsed by how much of a sad loser nick mullen is

>>515590472
Nice job farting BITCH

>>515576578
Delorean Toyota

The cumtown guys were all molested, weren't they.

>>515591315
You seem like you need a good dicking

>>515591632
Most people who weren't complete faggots had a group of friends, even the biggest losers in the world had a crew of 4 other losers they hung out with. If you had no social life and instead were some faggot listening to podcasts or watching streamers at home all day you were the outlier and those kids should have all just been honor killed.

>>515576578
Bernie sanders Town Hall.

>>515578505
Where can I download them?

>>515564636 (OP)
>Would you still love Charlie Kirk if he was a worm?

>>515592251
Nick confirmed two separate incidents, one of them he said during stand-up
Adam was probably more like he did gay shit at one of his all male sleepovers or jewish camp that he told a few stories about
Stav's dick doesn't even go out of his foreskin but he is greek and has a food addiction to cover emotional trauma so it's a coin toss

>>515564636 (OP)
i want you tell me what the girl was up to in China. the internet doesn't say..

>>515591315
>Cumtown was just for faggots who were losers in hs and college
And? Cumtown is the capstone of the old internet. Something you'll never have the experience of enjoying.

>>515568091
The Niggler

>>515593523
Lmao if you think 2016 was still the old internet you are a retard. Go listen to your parasocial tranny podcast hosted by 5'3 manlets and a kike.

>>515592993
https://podbay.fm/p/cumtown

also on the internet archive, you can download it as zip files for every year
https://archive.org/details/CT-2016-FP
https://archive.org/details/CT-2017-FP-M
https://archive.org/details/CT-2018-FP
https://archive.org/details/CT-2019-FP
https://archive.org/details/CT-2020-FP
https://archive.org/details/cumtown-2021
https://archive.org/details/cum-town-patreon-episodes-2021
https://archive.org/details/cumtown-2022
https://archive.org/details/CumTownPatreonEpisodes2022

I think there's also some torrent files floating around

>>515564636 (OP)
>What if Charlie Kirk was gay and Chinese?
You mean like you

>>515564636 (OP)
MULLEN LOST
>MULLEN LOST
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>MULLEN LOST

>>515594095
Yeah it is, it's 10 years old and 2016 was 10 years ago. A lot can happen in one year, imagine 10 years.

Podcasts didn't even really exist that much in 2006 10 years before that.

>>515594326
No one wins by sucking Joe Rogan's microdick

>>515576578
SPEAK A LIL CHINESE FOR EM DEREK

>>515594095
Who was talking about 2016 nigger? The podcast was 2016, the vibe, the references, the comedy all of it was from the 00s era. Nick is former goon and anon.

Also an hero nigger.

>>515595110
YOU KILLED A MAN ON CAMERA, THE LEAST YOU COULD DO IS SPEAK A LITTLE CHINESE FOR EM

>>515594326
Mullen Ascended. Stavros still has to pay women to suck his dick. Adam is a jew.

>>515594403
>2016 was 10 years ago.
9 years ago, whatever

>>515595282
>Adam is a jew.
and gay

>>515595184
OI BRUV I LIKE THE FAGGOT PODCAST WHERE THEY JUST SAID GAY AND LAUGHED CAUSE IT MADE ME FEEL NOT ALONE BRUV THE VIBES BRO. You should actually kill yourself. Save yourself the years of waiting while taking hormones or when you hit 46 and tesco lays you off before you do the inevitable anyways

>>515580794
ep 248 - Girl Power around 55 minutes in

>>515564636 (OP)
His best bit was Indian Star Trek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aqG-Q4vYRtw

>>515594175
Thanks you gay bug.

>hahahahahahahahahaha
>hell yeah brother
>u think he fucks good though?
>or USED TO fuck good
>hehehahahehehahaha
>damn
>im hungry

BLACK GENOCIDE.... NOW.

>>515576578
"HARVY TO HAVE TO SAVE RACHEL"
"Ok I'll save her but then I get to fuck her!"
"NOOOOOOOOOOO"

>>515566114
crazy how all the fanboys came out

>>515593196
Before stav was famous, he was so desperate that he became gay. He said it on the pod

>>515564636 (OP)
than his name would have been carre kuck

>>515566282
Fresh pasta