THE FIRST FIFTY YEARS
CONTENTS
PROLOGUE
Ghislaine Maxwell
FRIENDS
Bill Clinton
Donald Trump
Girls on my Boat
We picked up girls on Beach โ went out on Boat. I tell them with knife in my hand to take suits off.
Castaways Vol. I
I was porking some girl in Bed + Jeff brings in the maid to make Bed
She left screaming + never came back
[REDACTED] + [REDACTED]
Two very young girls
Probably just 17 + were riding in my father's caddy, Park Ave
top down smooching it up in Car.
[REDACTED] the Rabbi's Daughter.
I would bring her up to your Mother's house + make her take her top off so we could touch her boobs
Her + [REDACTED] would play together with toys
CHILDREN
[in child's handwriting] uncel.F Maks popy.
[with spelling corrected from childlike original] uncle eff makes poopy
one day uncle eff decided to go poopy
he never had seen poopy in his life
even though he is fifty [this book is dated 2003, Jeffrey Epstein was born in 1953] he has never seen it
narrator
why are you here
said uncle eff
get on with the story
okay so as i was saying
he was going for the toilet
as he poop he pooped on the floor
so uncle eff ran to tell his mommy
that he had poopied on the floor
and me see poopy for first time
no not the narrator again
why are you here said uncle eff
because you only have one minute and two seconds left so hurry up with the story okay
that's too fast i guess so
so to end the silly story he cleaned poopy up
>[child's color drawing of five crying children, hovering above bride, groom, and sixth child, drawn with markers on white paper]
here comes the bride
all dressed in white
where is the groom
he's in the lady's room
where is his reminder
to work on his binder
the groom is grooming his doggy
sources:
https://www.reddit.com/r/Epstein/comments/1nchybd/a_section_in_the_birthday_book_labeled_children/
https://d3i6fh83elv35t.cloudfront.net/static/2025/09/Request-No.-1.pdf
https://xcancel.com/abcdentminded/status/1965844107974394119
https://archive.ph/y1PJS