Thread 515580660

>be random boomer in crowd of Kirk speech
>He gets his neck blown off, blood flowing like a waterfall
>Sperg out and scream claiming you did it
>Accidentally (?) create the perfect distraction for the actual killer who runs away successfully
>police let you go hours later
What the fuck is up with this guy and why are more people not talking about him??

>random
pure coincedence goy

You left out one pertinent detail about this "nosey" man

>>515580660 (OP)
He's Jewish. He helped the real shooter disappear.

>>515580660 (OP)
You left out one important detail, Moshe.
What could that be? HE WAS JEWISH!!!!!!!!!


no I'm kidding
i have no idea

>>515580660 (OP)
Mossad assassinated Charlie Kirk on US soil without notifying the US government. They targeted him because of his large following and recent critical remarks about Israel, as they cannot allow MAGA to develop the same level of animosity toward Israel as the left. This attack also serves to intimidate others who publicly criticize Israel or tour universities, like Steven Crowder. By now, the three-letter agencies and the US government are undoubtedly aware of the attack, and I am completely certain Trump knows it was a Mossad operation. The intelligence agencies’ task now is to find a scapegoat to portray as the lone gunman for the public narrative. They will likely choose someone from a demographic that aligns with their interests, such as those tied to Israeli adversaries, illegal immigrants, Venezuelans, drug cartels, or leftists. Watch the news in the coming days. There was no AI magic ring, no bullet striking his chest and bouncing off; it was a precise, professional hit by a Mossad agent, which explains the single shot rather than rapid fire.

>>515580957
>He's a Jewish actor. He got paid $20 and helped the real shooter disappear.
This.

He wasn't random. He's a local schizo that's known to the police.

look at that honker

Every time