Thread 515711952

How do we save strip clubs?

>>515711952 (OP)
ban onlyfans

Impregnating more prostitutes

>>515711952 (OP)
ban jeets

>>515711952 (OP)
Bring Femboys and cute troons

>>515711952 (OP)
By giving working men more money but y'all aren't ready for that conversation

>>515711952 (OP)
Good. Let them die.
Degeneracy is bad. Society is healing

>>515711952 (OP)
Kill all christcucks

>>515712041
This.

I don’t understand strip clubs. Why do people pay money just to be cock teased?

>>515711952 (OP)
why would I pay some nasty bitch 200$ to tease me when I can jack off to a woman shoving a giant vegetable in her ass for free at home?

>>515712337
it's a boomer thing, you wouldn't get it

>>515712116
there's better things to spend it on than shoving it in the panties of tatted up pillheads with c-section scars while sipping on a warm $20 beer

>>515711952 (OP)
Make every online sex transaction (Onlyfans, premium porn, chaturbate, NSFW patreon) publicly accessible info that includes customer, product, and transaction amount.

Guys would go back to handing paper bills to strippers real quick.

>>515712337
You are supossed to rizz them and get your dick sucked. But zoomers are too retarded to understand the subtext

>>515711952 (OP)
Reduce costs.

>>515712225
this

Turn Hooters into a strip club. You can get chicken strips while watching the women strip.

>>515711952 (OP)
I think GTA V killed them. Millions of zoomers think you'll get thrown out if you fondle the strippers. That and they're broke

>>515711952 (OP)
what's a strip club?

>>515711952 (OP)
Ban OnlyFans and legalize Prostitution (turn the strip clubs into actual brothels) if they want to make a come back. Otherwise fuck off.

>>515712337
This, just open a brothel rather than this weird ritual thing.

>>515712337
people are called out as gooners for looking at drawings of tits in their private time alone

strip clubs are not even cool and edgy anymore. it's just for pedophiles and jews

>>515711952 (OP)
buy-out Only Fans thoughts.

>>515712771
bar where women dance and get naked on stage. It was a boomer thing.

>dress them as anime girls
>ban niggers
>ban cigarettes
>make the booze cheaper

>>515711952 (OP)
Because OF makes them more money and they don't have to be groped?

>>515711952 (OP)
you spend the same amount on a hooker and actually get to fuck her

>>515712574
Will kids still be allowed in?

>>515711952 (OP)
gotta invent a gstring that takes crytpo cuz cash is going the way o the dodo

Cities have effectively killed them with onerous requirements.

Then in bumfuck areas where they can actually exist there are no remotely attractive women that want to work there.

>>515711952 (OP)
Decriminalize prostitution.

>>515712887
why not just cut your nuts off at that point

>>515713021
That's just a maid cafe with less clothes

it costs $15 to fuck 10/10 enthusiastic latinas in colombia, why would i pay an ameriroastie $100 to dryhump me with a bored look of contempt on their faces

>>515712512
Why would I go to a strip club when a call girl is $300 for vaginal sex in the comfort of my own home? I can pay $500 for a full-on girlfriend experience for an entire afternoon.

Strippers are charging like $150 just for a private lap dance that lasts for one song. How much is sex? $2,000?

>>515713001
>get naked on stage
Canada must be so nice. Here they just yell at you for not throwing them moeny

>>515711952 (OP)
They died out when we realized that it predominantly hired 18yos that the creepy managers have been waiting to turn 18 for years , Also Tinder exists now Feels more nice giving my money to a girl on tinder and fucking her throat stupid

>>515711952 (OP)
By getting employed there. I make $6K a week by just shaking my hairy man ass in front of closeted faggots. Most of them are republican reps.

>>515713268
I wish they would look at me with contempt. They don't even bother to look at you now.

>>515713001
Sounds hot

>>515711952 (OP)
strip clubs are cringe.

>>515713312
>$300
jesus christ you need a passport bruv

>>515713634
its full of old fat fucks that act like children

>>515712470
Perhaps but that's a discussion for a different time, right now we're trying to save strip clubs and brothels

>>515712574
there's already places that do that near me

>>515711952 (OP)
Too many Indians.

>>515712771
It's kind of like your pizza parties but with adults females instead

>>515712041
Absolutely. I was walking past a brothel and a pack of shitjeets were loitering around it. Those poor asian whores! Do they actually accept them as customers??? GRIM!!!!!!

>>515712470
exactly you have to choice what to spend those bloody dollers
when you have plenty of them you go to strip bar and showing that 20$ in their pants with one hand while holding dat beer in the other
and that's why strip bars are dying like vegas
people don't have the money to spare for those things they only have the amount for the necessities

>>515713689
Yeah, it’s pretty harsh. If they ever legalized protistuion in the US the price would drop substantially and the quality would raise exponentially. It would no longer be late 20’s single mommies who have been partying way too hard for the past two decades. We would be flooded with immigrant hookers.

>>515713246
ok and? that would sell like hotcakes in nyc

>>515711952 (OP)
>How do we save strip clubs?
Explain why we should first.

>>515713268
>ameriroastie

The roastie thing is a meme. It's a genetic lottery, some vagainas are like that.
My mom for example has a pussy like a baby, you can see the labia
Yet my sister has a big labia even when she was a virgin
Same as the "uncut dicks smell Thing
I am cut and mine smells in just two days of not showering while the dick of my father, who only showers once a week, never smells.

>>515713312
Sure strip clubs or even brothels don't make much sense in a world of instant communication.

But I would say the difference is that paying for sex directly just makes you a loser. While talking with a stripper still needed some game as she could just reject you, so it felt more "real" than just paying some whore to open her legs

>>515713486
Don't know how it is these days but I remember the rule being that they could get bare ass as long as the plane didn't serve alcohol. In my state anyway

>>515711952 (OP)
Ban porn.

>>515711952 (OP)
do they really need over 5 minutes to explain internet porn exists?

>>515711952 (OP)

>save

Hopefully they'll die, they are good only for giving rape pill to UK tourists so they'll spent money of their life for "10000 EUR" champagnes (that are water)

>>515711952 (OP)
I am almost 40 and I have never been in a strip club.

>>515714101
Apparently some Asian women do. Imagine the putrid smell of feces/curry mixed with chink gutter oil. You find these pajeets everywhere.

>>515714550

Same, almost 35 and have never been to one. It always seemed stupid to me.

>>515711952 (OP)
Remove college financial aid for women, then they’ll have to work their way through the old fashion way.

>>515711952 (OP)
>How do we save strip clubs?
easy
make it so a reasonably decent woman get be bedded for 90 minutes for 200-300 bucks.
id go every night
im not paying to start at some slut who doesnt even give head.

>>515711952 (OP)
How about
make regular bars to attract normal men.
Ban dew rags and baggy jeans.
hire sluts to frequent it.
Profit.

>>515714101
Call girls in the US don’t accept blacks. The risk of violence or theft (of pussy) is just too high. In fact when Backpage was active, they were open about, putting “no blacks” on their advertisements.

>>515713501
>Also Tinder exists now Feels more nice giving my money to a girl on tinder and fucking her throat stupid
But do you actually do that or are you pretending to be a fucker for your internet friends?

>>515712771
ask your greasy uncle

>>515714646
>im not paying to start at some slut who doesnt even give head.
I struggle to find whores that ONLY give head. Giving head is actually something worth paying for and requires a modicum of effort on the whore's side. Most whores will only suck dick until it gets hard and then they reach for the condom so you can cum in that stupid rubber and leave.

>>515711952 (OP)
Going to a strip club is like giving someone a picture of water when they are thirsty.

>>515711952 (OP)
stimmie checks to the dumbest mexicans and niggers

>>515714559
>Imagine
I refuse.
>>515714646
You'd pay $300USD to repeatedly have "sex" wearing a condom with some disgusting whore?? Seriously?? GRIM!!!

>>515714828
Or you can stop dressing up public places like that and just legalize brothels.

>>515714646
strip clubs and brothels are different things, retard.

>>515714831
In Canada there's a lot of women putting "no Indians" in their advertisements kek. I have to wonder what's mentally wrong with chink women who think they are getting something out of a pajeet when pajeetas won't even touch them with a 10 foot pole.

>>515714274
Holy fuck, you’re an idiot.

They told you exactly what you wanted to hear. They saw you “spittin’ game” and played along, and acted as though you convinced them to do something they wouldn’t normally do. That’s what good sex workers do. They create a sexual illusion for their customers.

You don’t convince them to do a fucking thing, but you thought you did. You were just another satisfied customer. You probably went back to do it again.

>>515715214
>Giving head is actually something worth paying for
Getting head*
Freudian slip. Where dat cawk at boys?

>>515715214
agreed, the point is, if not anything, why
also, half the cunts now only speak subhuman noises and dont make eye contact

Boomers are aging out of going to strip joints and and younger generations don’t have the inclination to go to them

>>515711952 (OP)
>no ladyboy/femboi/shemale strip clubs
Ngfmi in current year, m80

>>515715304
>You'd pay $300USD to repeatedly have "sex" wearing a condom with some disgusting whore?? Seriously?? GRIM!!!
i dont know, ive never paid for poon, marred 25 years, 4 kids, but im not into cock teasing. i dont see the point of a woman getting you hard and then have no way of plopping the load.

>>515711952 (OP)
they seem to be doing fine in my area I've been told. I definitely don't go. Definitely

Strip clubs missed their chance to adapt with the times. There was a window in the 00s where nerds were ascendant and young millennials who grew up with anime were reaching adulthood where they could've become sexy cosplay establishments Young techies in the 00s would have cash to burn and would've been very enthusiastic to go to a place that catered to their niche interests.

It's too late now, though. A wave of prudishness has taken over America's youth and they'd never go for it. Anime's more popular than ever, and less sexy than ever to meet Gen Z's priggish standards. They are by far the most sexually repressed generation currently alive.

>>515711952 (OP)
stfu, simp

>>515715630
>don’t have the inclination to go to them

They don’t have the money you globohomo jew. The allure of seeing tits, ass and pussy irl will never change.

>>515715350
>strip clubs and brothels are different things, retard.
you want to save strip clubs, listen to me.
no point in having watered down drinks for $15 per and getting a cock tease and no way to seal the deal.
women are either property and worth something, or whores and not worth much.
i dont like paying for cock teases or for overprice drinks/liquid jew

>>515712337
Basically legalized brothel under the guise of "uhh actually i convinced her to sleep with me with my charm"

>>515711952 (OP)
legalize prostitution

I went to a strip club and a stripper was dancing with a gem buttplug in her ass. That was pretty hot

>>515712041
This, at least halfway
>>515711952 (OP)
Too fucking expensive for what they offer, $30 for a fucking lapdance? Straight up hookers don't cost that much.

>>515715630
Millennials don't have the cash and Gen Z are sexless prudes (who also don't have the cash).

>>515715304
>You'd use internet dating sites to repeatedly have "sex" wearing a condom with some disgusting whore?? Seriously?? GRIM!!!
Big yikes, breh

>>515712337
>Why do people pay money just to be cock teased?

hurrrrrdurrr why dont u jus pick up a chik at da bar?

Because the people who go to strip clubs regularly CAN'T do that. They're fat. They're ugly. They're old. They're autistic.

We get it, you're a cool chad drowning in pussy so you don't get it. Good humblebrag bro. Everyone here thinks you're really cool.

>>515712225
Lol, they're all just doing it on the internet now, dummy. Degeneracy is just as bad.

>>515714274
Look at this retard. Why are men such simpanzees? Why do this? I am not inflating womyn's egos just to bust a nut. They are not the prize, I don't give a shit what modern nu-norms are saying.

>>515715512
>>515715661
I only fuck pussy if I coomed lately or if the bitch isn't sucking well enough for me to cum (in which case I never repeat her). Paying for pussy is retarded. It's mutual sex and not even that interesting. Pay only for mouthcunt and make all whores actually put in effort into sucking a dick for once.

>>515712337
Actually pretty decent practice in talking to women. Zoomers would benefit from it.

>>515714550
>>515714644
Always seemed a bit homoerotic to me to be in a room filled with other men being blueballed.

>>515716144
Maybe women could learn to talk to men if they ever want to get married instead of talking to their cats well into their 60s. Stop simping faggot.

I've never been to one. And I honestly am very skeptical of going. I'm an autist, and I feel like they're just going to be predatory and try to bilk me out of money. Ironically, I work next to a prostitution hot spot, but it's a felony to even solicit so... no thanks.

Imagine spending a year in jail because you're biologically born addicted to pussy, and the govenrment wants you to jump through hoops in hopes you get some pussy... but then they make it illegal to pay for pussy. But even more ironic is that in this same area by where I work... there's many strip clubs. Which is legal. And while you can probably fuck and suck in those, it's a retarded set up to criminalize natural human behavior.

Legalizing prostitution is a 360 win. You'd instantly take a huge profit out of sex traffickers, and sex crimes. There's countless willing whores. Obviously. People push womens rights, but then they make it illegal for them to sell a piece of pussy?
That's not womens rights.

>>515716120
>Pay only for mouthcunt and make all whores actually put in effort into sucking a dick for once.
agreed proper attitude

>>515711952 (OP)
Just fuck prostitutes no need for all that dick teasing crap
Why get a lap dance when for less I can have a gook take a shot of cum in her mouth and fuck all three holes all night long

>>515712337
I got a strippers number once, and we fucked after her shift. Good times.

As a Strip club goer
In NYC
>$40 to get in
>$40 per 2 minute lap dance
>Everyone has bolted on tits and tattoo's
>$1200 for an hour upstairs
>$20 dollar per drink
>Girls don't even get paid if they drink with you, only lap dances, so they're constantly incentivized to push lap dances onto you even if you just want to chill
>DJ crying about nobody throwing money on the stage for 2 hours straight

Miserable fucking time

It's crazy how much more fun you can have in ANY Asian country compared to America
Thailand sucks now, but both Japan, Vietnam, or even fucking Singapore has 10000% better nightlifes

America is miserable

>>515714274
Paying for sex is the equivalent of woman matching with Chad and having a ONS. It’s literally the same thing but just manifest different in the two genders.

>>515715661
Really great to hear that then, genuinely hope it's the truth. Whores are the most detestable and degenerate thing I can think of, viscerally repulsive.

>>515716144
This. There's a higher than not probability that stripper is just as autistic as you. I've had waaaay more stimulating conversations with half naked strippers or nude whores still stinking of my cum on their chin than I've ever had with some dumb bitch at a "bar". Bar people are fucking morons.

>>515715630
Younger males have no money, and younger females who would normally work at strip clubs, can easily make more money just posting nude pics from the comfort of her own home

>>515715921
what the fuck is hot about some girl with a thing shoved up her ass?

>>515711952 (OP)
Prices have doubled in ten years. It's just not worth it, especially when thirsty Zoomettes are free

Bumping bc this matters more than all the other spam on the boards rn

>>515716352
I mean seriously? Their rancid roastbeef vagina? I only don't regret fucking the 8+/10 ones. Whore, if you aren't a solid 8/10 under the age of 30, I'm here for your mouthcunt and nothing else.

>>515712353
Welll.. anon... the physical touch trumps anything you're going to do by yourself at home. A man should be able to walk safely into an establishment that's clean like a doctors office... and you should be able to ejaculate inside of a female for $200 or less.

>>515716433
good women are property (and a man takes good care of his property)
women without virtue really have no value.

i went a few times when i was in my 20s.

there was an "event' where they gathered everyone up, had us put a dollar in mouth and the whore would grab it out with her tits. just a long single file line of this. for like 7 bucks.

>>515716481
Sure. Sex workers tend to be sharp and cunning. Otherwise they wouldn’t suricvie the difference. Also the art of seduction involves what they call “Feminine Guile” which is totally non-existent in normie amercian women sadly. Normie American woman just act like butch dykes, there’s no feminine charm all they have is their bodies.

>>515716481
I lived with a "lesbian" stripper for a little while. ABSOLUTE NUTJOB! You won't find a more fucked in the head cunt than a stripper. Sounds hot, it's NOT. GRIM!!!

search boobs on google get 11 trillion results.

>>515711952 (OP)
Why though? It's not an essential service. Let the free market decide its fate.

>>515711952 (OP)
>Why are strip clubs vanishing?
if i give a woman money i expect sex. Not for her to press her tits in my face and show her winking asshole.
God forbid i touch and get thrown out.
Not worth it, just get a whore

18 is too old. Man. My fucking dick isn't going to go BO-YO-YOING because of what eggless Christ fem nazis decided the legal age is.

>>515712337
it's just a place to chill with your friends and have some drinks, instead of live music it's tits and pussy. It's not a brothel you incels don't get it, you're just drinking and enjoying some entertainment

>>515711952 (OP)
We're going to save strip clubs by making all the dancers whitefembois. Also, the dancers not only dance for their black male customers, but the dancers give money to the black customers! You read that right! A black man walks in, and he's got a drink, a whiteboi grinding on his lap, and the whiteboi is giving him $3000 in cash, rubbing it all over his body.

>but anon, how will this make money?
Simple, it's a title loan. The nigger signs up for a title loan, and the whiteboi gives him the money in cash.

>>515716935
All women are nutjobs. Especially zoomer aged women. To them being crazy is a badge of honor.

No sane male is desperate enough to pay money to see nude tattooed whores

Demolish stripclubs and replace them with historical monuments

>Arr these dern kids are killing wingstop, cracker barrel, and stripclubs, whatever happened to muh American hurritage?

>>515717036
>I touch and get thrown out
How gross are you? They let you touch them if you aren't gross.

>>515717096
i’m ordering the wings

Did you know lemon pepper wings were invented at a strip club. Many popular American recipes were invented in strip clubs.

>>515715468
You asked what was the reason men go to strip clubs you fucking retard. Sure its just a boomer thing. Because zoomers are too socially retarded to even pretend they can charm the girl

>>515716120
You sound like a rabid incel dude. Get a girl without paying her, I dare you.

Stip clubs take advantage of men.

>>515711952 (OP)
strip clubs are for boomers and niggers. both can go fuck themselves.

>>515715328
Why though? The mystery and uncertainty is part of the fun.

>>515712337
If you were never offered sex in a strip club it's because you're a loser and they can smell your lower aura.

>>515717447
Sorry, you get women without paying with at least your time? No? Then shut the fuck up you stupid sudaca animal.

>>515717602
You can enjoy the "mystery and uncertainty" or you can actually get what you're after and move on. Go to a drinking place to drink, and a fucking place to fuck. It's that simple.

>>515716144
It’s not. See >>515715468
they’re going to tell you what you wanted to hear so they can make money. There’s no chance of failure. Tell them about your Lego collection and they’ll sit in your lap and giggle.

>>515715790
>>515716400
These two things are definitely related. It’s like the bimbo aesthetic just can’t be overcome. “Stripper outfits” are ridiculous; they look dated, like they’re from a 1980’s porno. And I’d imagine the grind mindset, where everything has to constantly be about money changing hands, really kills the sexual vibe.

It feels like Blockbuster circa 2009. Everyone sees it coming but they can’t or won’t change.

>>515717437
Yeah thats fairly eell known, most popular fast foods were made in strip clubs, bars, dives, and cheap restaurants

>>515716511
Girls asses are hot

>>515717096
no you cannot chill
you have to be constantly giving them money in some way, if you try to hang out free girls will harass you

>>515715874
Dude today that want to see tits and ass can pound their meat to internet porn or to some OnlyFans chic

>>515713634
You can literally fuck a hooker in the ass at one of those joints.

>>515718022
They're about 36.5–37.5 °C (97.7–99.5 °F). I measured it last night with your mom.

The value proposition for strip clubs is terrible
>I want to coom
We have instant access to 4K videos of any sexual act imaginable now. Everyone owns a giant flat screen and an HDMI cable. Amazon sells lube and all sexual toys (if that's your thing). Hell, you can even buy a VR headset and really take things to the next level. My point is, the gooning experience is as peak as it can get right now. Why leave your house just to pay $200 for a small chance that some stripper will let you cum in your sweatpants during a private dance?
>I want to chat up women
Go to a club/bar. Download a dating app. If you're the type of suave guy who can seduce a stripper and fuck then you could also do that on Hinge (without paying an entry fee).
>I just want to look at women for some reason
Go to a beach. Alternatively, you can go to the gym. Women are basically in stripper clothes when they work out now.
>I want to pay for sex
Then do that directly. Unless you're in a country where strip clubs are also brothels going to a strip club to buy pussy is stupid. Fly to SE Asia/South America or drive to the nearest streetwalker spot.

The only American strip club experience that makes sense are those famous urban ones (Magic City etc) where it's an actual, major nightclub that also serves food. Obviously the average guy wouldn't fit in but I see how for a baller or rapper it would be entertaining.

Replace those damn whores with the fine cuisine we all know as the strips of chicken. Perhaps strips of beef and fish as well. Maybe some strips of duck or turkey. Whose idea was it to put whores in my favorite restaurant anyway? Such buffoons shall receiveth a comeuppance rather appropriate! All will hail me as the savior of the clubs of strips.

>>515712116

Not that I want to save strip clubs, but unironically this. Network Engineer Level 2 in my city pays exactly the same as it did 7 years ago when I moved here, about $90k. While housing, food and all activities have gone up at least 1.5x, if not 2.5x. You want men to participate again in society? Make it so they can actually provide for a family instead of scraping by playing a new video game every 6 months. Most everyone I know does nothing but think about how they can "make a little extra".

Why is a Palantir board member sitting as CEO of Match Group?

>>515717539
Don't all businesses?

>>515717823
Decentralize it:
> Hotel bar
> bar acts as its own thing.
> bar attracts normal men.
> no dew rag policy.
> hotel acts as its own thing.
> hotel get money.
> hotel adds a silent percentage that comes out for the girls.
customers pay door fee and drinks. High chance of success, due to all women are hired sluts. Men think they are scoring and getting lucky. If you are the small percentage who dont get anything, it doesnt cost any extra money. Seems fair, more fun, and would attrach more people, plus could be in less seedy sketchy areas.

>>515711952 (OP)
>How do we save strip clubs?

Your mom could save them. She's a fattie tho but a few months in a gym can do wonders

>>515712116
Far more than ready and no. Inflation.

>>515711952 (OP)
Because asian women will fuck you for less and there isn't some nigger bouncer standing there eyeballing you the whole fucking time.

Like seriously who in the fuck even goes to these places? Since onlyfans all the hot ones work from home anyway. Its all c section scars and pancake tittys in there now. You can see way better ones at home on pornhub for free and the beer at my house doesn't cost $15 fucking dollars. No thanks.

>>515719193
that or a clever cosplay

>>515711952 (OP)
Zoomers don't go to them and don't see the appeal, so good for them.

>>515719185
This doesn't exist because no one but you gives a damn about it.

>>515711952 (OP)
strip clubs are rip offs anyway. people these days jsut go to escorts to fuck for cheaper than a handjob in the champagne room . let them die off

>>515712116
This. I get raises every year but I actually make less than I did 4 years ago because insurance and taxes went up

>>515719002
He wants to sell your personal sexting messages to Palantir so they can give you an anti-Semitism score and to blackmail you later on for texting Shaniqua who has 5 baby daddies.

>>515711952 (OP)
free entrance, allow them to serve alcohol, give the opurtunity to pay extra for touching etc

>>515719546
>Free entrance
It's literally the only thing keeping out smelly nigs and jeets
It's bad
It could be WAY worse

>>515719546
There needs to be a sign saying "no blacks, no Indians". Solves most of the problems because no regular woman would EVER touch one of those monkey creatures which vaguely resemble humans.

>>515711952 (OP)
Strip clubs are a retarded idea, The fuck do I look like bringing 200-300 dollars to throw at a whore, When a prostitute is like 50 dollars

>>515712337
When i was in my early 20s it was fun to go with friends and just chill for a bit to have a beer, watch a ballgame on TV, and shit talk while having ass and titties as a backdrop.

It was actually interesting seeing how at a bar its usually the guy trying to attract a woman in his words and actions to get a woman to give up sex but at the strip club a woman as to find a way to get a man to give up money when there's competition .

70% of strippers could only rely on looks to get money...now its 99%. They have zero skill in getting guys to drop bills outside of looking like a whore. No personality, no fun to have around. It kills the vibe as a guy being there.

I avoid them them now. It's depressing going in. No one wants to be there now, the men, the women, the black dude with jokes working the mens room

>>515713268
This guy fucks

>>515711952 (OP)
I never understood strip clubs. Why not just use the money to buy a whore you can ACTUALLY fuck for a whole hour and is like 10 times cheaper? Absolute tiny dicked simps go for strippers.

>>515719444
You can get a hand job at strip clubs? I thought there was a no touching rule. I haven't had a hand job in so long... there's a strip club within walking distance if my house. I wonder if the girls are cute....

>>515720190
>Why not just use the money to buy a whore you can ACTUALLY fuck for a whole hour and is like 10 times cheaper?
Mostly because the last part of your sentence is absolutely not true. You're still right that it's retarded.

>>515719872
>working the mens room
what did you mean by this

>>515711952 (OP)
make them free and serve fried chicken

>>515712225
This.

>>515711952 (OP)
OF is the Amazon of whores. Brick and mortars BTFO.

>>515711952 (OP)
because no one likes being bossed around and intimidated, demanded to give their lunch money to hookers and a doorman. Whoever hands over their money to people at these places is a yes-man spineless cuck. If you wanna pay to get disrespected, just go to any restaurant in montreal where some tatted 20yo something girl will act greedy and pressure you into tipping her. Atleast you get food out of it

>>515720190
Strippers in the US are usually smoking hot, and whores are usually fent-addicted zombies.
No-brainer, honestly.

>>515715980
Not true, plenty of Chad's also used to visit strip clubs. A rich guy explained it to me this way:
Whether at a regular bar or strip club, women will approach and fawn over him, he'll splash some cash, drink champaign and get laid. The difference with strippers is that he gets vip service and doesn't have to deal with kicking them out of bed in the morning.
Ofc, plenty of below average looking chuds also went to strip clubs but they certainly weren't the only patrons

>>515716308
Doesn't matter how much sense legalizing prostitution would make because American men are dumb niggers who put "morals" ahead of common sense and "morals" are whatever nonsense women and Jews tell men will make them "good" men.

>>515711952 (OP)
Why do people pay women to take off their clothes on camera when it could ve in person and you can touch. Pay them a bit more and you can fuck them irl. Fuck is wrong with all you faggots. Pictures of naked women are literally free lmao.

>>515716232
Women don't need you, they don't even want you. Keep seething.

>>515713933
I dont understand the bottle thing
$200 for fireball?
Is it some coded menu for sex?

>>515720297
>Mostly because the last part of your sentence is absolutely not true. You're still right that it's retarded.
How much are frequent strip club go'ers usually spending? 500? A grand? Maybe the 10 times cheaper yeah, exaggeration, I was assuming simps go and spend a thousand and become broke within a week.

>>515720432
>Strippers in the US are usually smoking hot, and whores are usually fent-addicted zombies.
>No-brainer, honestly.
There are some pretty solid escorts out there who are a good balance between affordability and looks. Its all relative i suppose. I'll admit I do have a massive fetish for crack whores but have never actually fucked a toothless bitch before, something about scabs absesses and massive red puffy hands not to mention death-breath kind of puts me off but far as porn goes, hell yeah.

>>515720301
Guy that stands there and outs soap in your hand, turns on the faucet, then gives you a paper towel and a mint to make you feel like a big boy. It's fucking stupid they even have them there in some strip clubs.

>>515711952 (OP)
Tell your mom to work overtime

>>515720966
Oh I know. They want resources, not men. The latter they simply tolerate for the former. Still obligated to counter any, "Do X for women" by reminding tradcucks that we're fagalitarian now and maybe womyn can put a modicum of effort themselves instead of acting like princesses.

>>515720190
Hookers tend to be uglier and more mentally ill if you try to play it cheap
The uglier strippers let you touch and suck their titties during your 20-30$ dance

Strippers tend to be more pleasant to talk to and look at also. But you can't stay long and the crowds are full of lame looking fatasses, old ass boomer shits. I once saw like 2 baller guys that were cool and wearing suits at the reasonably up scale place near me

Go on a Friday or Saturday night honestly, empty seems nice because girls are more available and it's not as threatening but it's really fucking weird being in an empty bar where you're outnumbered and they're just trying to milk the fuck out of you because stripppers spend a LOT of time doing nothing.

Easier to blend in and camp out at a table when it's packed as well, just make sure you have a filled drink in your hand they'll start to keep tabs on you if you start loitering

>>515712337
Same reason you listen to podcasts, you've been brainwashed to enjoy humiliation rituals
They also call it conditioning

>>515719442
This does exist in some cities.

I know some places.

I don't like paying systems that operate by intentionally clouding people's judgement before taking their money.
It's malicious, and I'm glad to watch it go out of business. I feel the same way about gambling, getting people worked up and desperate before you take their cash is super fucked up.

>>515711952 (OP)
I went to a strip club once while I was at uni most expensive and least satisfying 30 minutes of my life, like what's the point do people really just want to sit in a seedy club with partially nude women dancing? I even got a lap dance with some friends and that was meh too, not like you can get hands on so if you want that you might as well just watch porn.

>>515721016
I only know of one strip club in Zagreb and all I read about it is it being a place where men get scammed to pay obscene prices for drinks or strippers pretending to be charging you for a service by simply sitting down and talking to you, but I imagine that American strip clubs are a bit more reasonable places and don't fleece you.

>>515720989
The more expensive the bottle, the longer the thots will entertain you. Typically, they also get commission on drinks, too. Any "extra" services are paid for separately and negotiated between both parties

>>515718069
never had that problem, I just tell them I don't want a lap dance tonight and they move on, as long as you keep ordering drinks the managers are happy. But of course you can't just go in there and spend no money at all

We are reaching levels of sex unhaving that should not be possible.

>>515721931
>I only know of one strip club in Zagreb and all I read about it is it being a place where men get scammed to pay obscene prices for drinks or strippers
damn... sounds like hell. I have absolutely no issue with picking up a Czech hooker by the side of the road and going deep and dirty for 50 euros

>>515722427
We have hookers too, but so, so few. No streetwalkers, mostly just escorts. Totally wrecked scene. Croatia mode is hard mode sexually, but at least we learn to live with celibacy.

>>515712887
how does a 30yo girl shoving her ass on your face makes you a pedophile?
are you retarded?
thanks for contributing to making this word lose its meaning

>>515719500
Same. Went from 70K to 110K over 4 years, basically get paid the same. I do get some overtime now so it's closer to 140K which is the only saving grace

>>515723072
Here over the last 6 years, prices went from 60-70 for an hour to 120 on average. Shits definitely fucked, man. I would do anything to get that time back

blame david lee for throwing the mug at san

>>515711952 (OP)
Ban STDs

onlyfans a BITCH aint it

Unironically just make it a legal brothel and congrats, strip clubs are now saved.
Paying money to see a woman to cock-tease you is stupid as fuck
>bro you're supposed to rizz her up and she'll fuck you!
Not nowadays

>>515712470
How dare you disparage strip clubs! I've never been served a warm beer at one.

>>515711952 (OP)
you cant. hookers are cheaper and onlyfans pays a lot more.

>>515721328
yeah better listen to cnn, fox jews and late night shows, they always tell the truth, and hosts like Stephen Colbert are so relatable to the average people

i mean you people are derangedly stupid, i can't even tell apart a shill from the real thing, every single poster in this board is like this

>>515713246
Id go to a maid cafe
I wouldnt go to a strip club

Maybe they should open up more maid cafes

>>515711952 (OP)
There's a lady in the Economist Intelligence Podcast that covers most of the culture / sensuality topics. And her voice is pure sexo.
I really enourage all of you to listen to the free version of the podcast just to catch her discussing topics like strip clubs vanishing, or supply chain problems for sex toys.

Strip clubs are a uniquely Boomer / Gen X flavor of pathetic

>>515712882
>just open a brothel rather than this weird ritual thing.
This.

Going to strip clubs is like going to a restaurant, ordering your food, staring at it, and then paying for it and going home.

>>515711952 (OP)
I've often wondered if real Gentleman's Clubs exist. Like... Suit required. Membership required. No dim lighting. Every woman is 10/10. No drug users. It's not about lap dances, it's about girls in skimpy lingerie or naked play-flirting with the men as they play pool and poker. That kind of thing.

Let us jerk off in there.
As it stands they offer nothing.
>You can look at girls!
I can do that at home for free and beat my meat.
You're offering less for a higher price, the only solution is JOI strip clubs where you can beat off under a table or some other legal loophole.

>>515723206
She's only 30 years old you sick fuck.

>>515711952 (OP)
onlyfans exists

>>515723777
Get back to work faggot. Gerry curl

>>515724319
>Here's your maid cafe bro
Face it
"American" women fail at everything

>>515719872
this anon gets it. strippers actually used to have some charm n charisma. it used to be the opposite of going out to a traditional night life establishment where everything is geared towards woman - at a strip club/titty bar you (as the man) used to get treated like a vip by comparison. rounds of drinks delivered with no wait or hassle, service with a smile. strippers actually talked to you and at least acted like they were interested in the sperg shit guys would say. if you werent a total retard you could pull quite easily spending little to no money but most mouthbreathers would lock up if any girl was nice to them with their tits out, let alone some dolled up stripper tart

>>515723645
Don't complain. Just don't. We have higher prices and I don't need to tell you about our wages.

>>515723645
And by "higher prices," I do mean higher prices than those you're giving. 100 per half hour minimum. Your diversity has some upsides.

>>515712034
Nooooo.
only fans.leaks are good

>>515724310
triggered angry reddit spaced headcannon projection
television turned you into cuckolds to your own lives, podcasts are just the new medium and more addictive like coke, heroin, crack and fent

>>515725101
I look like a 35 year old Harry Potter and was able to pull a stripper out of the club a date for a few years and wasn't working the pole during it. I had no money to my name but I had little charisma and a good sense of humor. Sure there was luck and there always is but people have no idea how to communicate anymore and that goes for both sides.

Strip clubs weren't a means to communicate with women but to communicate with your friends.

My best strip club memory was a girl falling off the stage and getting carted off on a stretcher. She gave a thumbs up as guys put tons of money in her g string for the medical bill.

>>515712337
They suck your dick and wank you off in the private booths

>>515719373
get the strippers dressed like monster girls and zoomers will come in droves

>>515713634
the women are extremely disgusting

>>515711952 (OP)
them smell like cheap perf and seeing women naked dancing for money is pretty degenerate and might be borderline gay.

Like everything else, enshittification sat in. Prices went haywire while quality nosedived.

>>515711952 (OP)

No respectable man goes to a strip club. It was normalized by them a long time ago in media/movies, hence why boomers/genx/early millennials are obsessed with muh strippers.

>>515724692
Expensive gyms have spa areas you could wfh
>>515724319
Those are about as expensive as pulling. Thought I’d get a coffee and lunch for a nice vibe, and it cost 10x other restaurants.

>>515726764

Here is an example of the type of guy who enjoys strip clubs.

strip clubs are kino
if you’re married it’s an acceptable way to grab some different ass and tits from usual that doesn’t count as cheating

>>515716232
You little zoom zooms really refuse to do anything. Even if she initiates, you still have to talk back you flaming homo.

>>515726764
What kind of person would date a stripper

>>515727372
I do enjoy going but now I just hate it when im there

>>515713312
I had payed 60 bucks to fuck a girl she was hot as hell but mexican so 60 bucks was probably alot to them. My friend fucked a tall goth girl raw and he was a tiny scrawny dude. But he paid 500 for that. I don't know how strip clubs are now but before the pandemic it was the wild west.

>>515727779
I have to do a hundred things, pay all the bills and avoid a thousand icks. Giving into women is what destroyed your once great empire and the entire west. We zoomers are putting an end to the madness. We aren't the last letter of the alphabet generation for nothing.

Strip clubs only made sense in a era where you couldn't just google fat anime titties and so it'll die with the boomers along with things like Vegas. At least in other countries you can fuck with no bullshit if you go to one.

>>515711952 (OP)
Those bitches are awful

>>515712116
BASED

I'm too autistic to ever go to a strip club but I'm fascinated by pole dancing. it's a shame that there's hardly and video recordings of it available that isn't the sanitized gay kind that doesn't include stripping.

>>515712337
It's a destination for fun,networking,watching single mom tiddys flap,and finding a coke plug

>>515711952 (OP)
They never made much sense to me but now they definitely don't make sense.
There's online competition and then there's the privacy concern of possibly being recorded by anyone with a phone.

i am tech nerd millenial with shit tons of money, i wish i could spend it on whores but im not streetsmart enough
just give me an app where I can order a bj like I pay literally 5 girls to take care of my dog when im in the office, pay one to take care of my dong

>>515716400
how is the vietnam nightlife recently? i was there in 2019 and had a good time but was traveling with bros and couldn't chase poon like i wanted

pajeets should be posting on bharatchan and living on the subcontinent

>>515712302
it was already an obvious pajeet thread before you got here but thanks anyway

there was never any good reason to share a country, a language, or the internet with pajeets

>>515716378
Trannies doesn’t count anon

I go every blue moon just to talk with a few pretty girls and talk about fetishes and stuff assuming I don't have any dates to just invite over off tinder

>>515711952 (OP)
Free handjobs on tuesdays and thursdays

>>515712116
>Give more money to hard working men so they can waste it all by throwing it at some whore who shakes her ass on a pole
Simps need to be lined up and shot

>>515711952 (OP)
HELP !!!
MY CULTURE IS UNDER ATTACK!!

>>515732474
i know you've never been to one, but nobody at the strip club is putting a gun to your head forcing you to pay for anything chief

>>515724925
Fucking kek
I know Jap meido cafes have some uggos working but they at least have the sense to put cute ones on the advertisements

Used to go to a strip club in the goonies.
Dollar went a long way, girls were interested and fun.
Beer was cheap seats comfortable.

Had to stop for other reasons but fun while it lasted.

>>515711952 (OP)
Why would I do that when I can pay some old Filipina or Chink to give me a massage, suck my cock, tongue my anus, and blow my load on her tits for $150. If you’re not going to Asian massage parlours you’re ngmi.

>>515712100
Dirty filthy spic.

>>515724925
ffs they all look like trannies

>>515719002
Integrated, automated, honey traps for antisemites.

>>515720966
Lmao great article. I knew it was written by someone smart like RooshV

>>515714225
stop spending time sucking your dads cock and fix your diet and workout you fat slob

>>515711952 (OP)
Girls aren't hot if niggers are allowed to hit on them. It's literally an instakill on a girls lifetime hotness meter if she doesn't get offended about it and everyone knows it.

>>515737307
second row, number 3 looks like my sister

>>515714101
>Do they actually accept them as customers??

>>515719872
>>515725101
One thing that really killed the atmosphere was banning smoking in clubs. I used to go out and leave a pack of smokes on the tables and the girls would inevitably chat you up and flirt for a smoke. Could really see who had a cool vibe and who was a bitch that way.
Now they just ask for a dance and walk away when you say no. They generally lack salesmanship.

>>515737307
> ffs
None of those have had ffs though.