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Anonymous (ID: PMDTo2BQ) United Kingdom No.515715000 >>515715441 >>515715503 >>515715801 >>515715991 >>515715993 >>515716031 >>515716178 >>515716192 >>515716376 >>515716416 >>515716417 >>515716742 >>515717031 >>515717510 >>515717646 >>515717667 >>515717790 >>515718889 >>515718932 >>515720024 >>515720270 >>515720750 >>515721272 >>515722190 >>515722530 >>515725018
>I'LL SEE YOU IN VALHALLA SAAR
Anonymous (ID: rPO/FhPg) United States No.515715231 >>515715377 >>515715488 >>515715546 >>515715642 >>515715729 >>515716283 >>515716462 >>515718983 >>515720607 >>515720831 >>515721869 >>515723045
where does this valhalla thing come from?
Anonymous (ID: PMDTo2BQ) United Kingdom No.515715377 >>515716475
>>515715231
Skyrim I think
Anonymous (ID: 3Knwfzby) United States No.515715421
Everyone knows Charlie is a Christian and this sar has the nerve to say this.
Anonymous (ID: mkwh9iRc) Thailand No.515715441 >>515716960 >>515721359
>>515715000 (OP)
>poojeet
>Valhalla
Pick one
Anonymous (ID: gsbCzeCm) No.515715488
>>515715231
bro. it's a fucking kash patel quote. the brown man said see you in valhalla
Anonymous (ID: o0X5Xvxm) United States No.515715503
>>515715000 (OP)
Anonymous (ID: Uohjx1/k) New Zealand No.515715546 >>515715709
>>515715231
https://x.com/LeadingReport/status/1966507420202553398
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Valhalla
Anonymous (ID: 4i6NqX9c) United Kingdom No.515715553 >>515716550 >>515721559
>valhalla is full of jeets
Anonymous (ID: JstVC/m+) United States No.515715642 >>515719218 >>515721127
>>515715231
It's part of the warriors code, most /pol/troons are incapable of understanding what it means
Anonymous (ID: rPO/FhPg) United States No.515715709
>>515715546
lmao there's no way he really said that holy shit what a fag
Anonymous (ID: j83HKh0h) United Kingdom No.515715729
>>515715231
Anonymous (ID: 8NOYW/+2) No.515715801
>>515715000 (OP)
why does he look like a dog who just got caught shitting on the carpet in every picture of him?
Anonymous (ID: XJImDOvT) No.515715991
>>515715000 (OP)
He could have just said "the afterlife","the other side" or something like that. Is he autistic?
Anonymous (ID: 5WqV3mg1) United States No.515715993
>>515715000 (OP)
>Based
Based
>Based
Based
>Based
Anonymous (ID: LhUWTNQt) No.515716031
>>515715000 (OP)
I fucking hate this movie trope
Anonymous (ID: PMDTo2BQ) United Kingdom No.515716178 >>515722040
>>515715000 (OP)
Link
https://x.com/LeadingReport/status/1966507420202553398
Anonymous (ID: EOsdQOaI) United States No.515716192
>>515715000 (OP)
HINDUISM IS WHITE
Jeets, jews, and christcucks SEETHE at this.
The only way for jeets to REDEEM themselves is to admit Hinduism is white.
Lil brown nigga Kashapp has been REDEEMED.
Anonymous (ID: WBwyR9HD) Canada No.515716283
>>515715231
the last level in Skyrim when you take out Alduin
Anonymous (ID: v0n0G2LG) United States No.515716376 >>515717296 >>515718873
>>515715000 (OP)
Why did this make leftoids seethe so hard?
Anonymous (ID: ioHst7Pm) United States No.515716416
>>515715000 (OP)
DO NOT REDEEM THE GODS
Anonymous (ID: y9D9bPV5) Chile No.515716417
>>515715000 (OP)
What did you expect it would happen when you add pagans to your government?
Anonymous (ID: d8U1c0gb) United States No.515716462
>>515715231
pagan norse mythology
Anonymous (ID: zaw35FOX) United States No.515716475
>>515715377
That's Saarvngarde, Saar.
Anonymous (ID: 3CFP4kgU) United States No.515716550
>>515715553
Falling in front of thomas the tank engine don’t count as battle
Anonymous (ID: X6Ngywi1) United States No.515716682
Thanks Pajeet. See you in the Cow killing fields in the sky.
Anonymous (ID: WLGIebCU) Australia No.515716742
>>515715000 (OP)
>Meanwhile, in Odin's meadhall.
Anonymous (ID: EIkqnRoe) Poland No.515716960
>>515715441
The Jeethalla?
Anonymous (ID: 5HLSb4C+) United States No.515717031
>>515715000 (OP)
I didn't know Valhalla had open borders.
Anonymous (ID: wavo73XH) Canada No.515717285
What would they have done if the dudes father hadn't turned him in?
Anonymous (ID: zaw35FOX) United States No.515717296 >>515719679
>>515716376
It's just hilarious seeing a very brown pajeet try to larp as some based neo-pagan European reactionary in real life. He's /pol/ personified in the most cringe kino way.
Anonymous (ID: 8B3vbg+I) Canada No.515717360
Between this and "enigmas never age", ameritards have outed themselves as colossal losers.
Anonymous (ID: XqWiSzAt) United States No.515717510
>>515715000 (OP)
/pol/ neo-pagans will never live this down
Anonymous (ID: 6suuiF6Q) United Kingdom No.515717646
>>515715000 (OP)
That man should be running a 7 eleven not the fbi
Anonymous (ID: vc45/PfN) United States No.515717667
>>515715000 (OP)
Anonymous (ID: PlOSMNZ/) United States No.515717790
>>515715000 (OP)
Larp fags thinking some warior heaven exists.
Capcha: 4RRG4Y
Anonymous (ID: SLgl8KYT) United States No.515717801 >>515718139
Someone please explain to me if his dad turned him in 2 days after it happened
What did Kash and the FBI... do?
Anonymous (ID: 1Dn33UlO) United States No.515718139 >>515718808
>>515717801
shit everywhere and on everything. they also misidentified the shooter twice.
Anonymous (ID: SLgl8KYT) United States No.515718808
>>515718139
>they also misidentified the shooter twice.
Wasn't it thrice along with that old boomer they immediately arrested at the site? Or is that Utah police fault and not FBI?
Anonymous (ID: CCBNFewi) No.515718873
>>515716376
it would have made that grade A evangelicuck Kirk himself cringe
it also shows how little the DEIjeet thinks of christianity he can't even pretend for 1 minute, not a good look when you work for government full of dominionists
Anonymous (ID: QptIK1k/) United States No.515718889
>>515715000 (OP)
i heard Valhalla will be under 40% white in 2075
Anonymous (ID: vhYNN/Dw) Sweden No.515718932 >>515720469 >>515722185
>>515715000 (OP)
I hope he knows that to get into Valhall you need to die in combat while doing your best. Valhall is the gathering of Oden's personal army preparing for RagnarΓΆk. So it's not even about resting in peace, it's about preparing yourself for the end of the world.
Anonymous (ID: MW1c0gcz) Canada No.515718983
>>515715231
He asked chatgpt to write his speech for him
Anonymous (ID: 1FQRvCkP) Sweden No.515719218 >>515719402
>>515715642
Let's keep the larp at a appropriate minimum, shall we?
Anonymous (ID: WoIjylG6) Australia No.515719402
>>515719218
larping is based actually
Anonymous (ID: WoIjylG6) Australia No.515719679
>>515717296
it was so bizarre hearing that in real time
im a pagan and was not expecting a fucking pajeet to start larping like some twitter user
what does this guy even have to do with norse paganism anyway, hes a hindu
John Enoch Powell (ID: 44gdbesP) United Kingdom No.515720024
>>515715000 (OP)
>>I'LL SEE YOU IN VALHALLA SAAR
Fuck off you, Valhalla is a white only safe zone.
Anonymous (ID: Wwv+32dS) No.515720270
>>515715000 (OP)
lol seriously what was that about?
Anonymous (ID: MW1c0gcz) Canada No.515720469 >>515720690
>>515718932
Warriors: Valhalla or Folkvangr
Mundane normal people: Helheim (It's not like christian hell, maybe kinda like purgatory but it's not a punishment)

Souls can also go to the realms of other deities depending on their life, or might linger after their deaths in Midguard, potentially as a Draugr.

Kirk fought with words, so I think there's potential in him going to Valhalla or Folkvangr in norse mythology.

However, he's a Catholic so it would've been more appropriate to imply Charlie went to Heaven, not Valhalla.
Which, like I said, the jeet probably had chatgpt write his speech for him. He doesn't actually know or understand anything about white people.

Really insane that Trump has this jeet retard in charge of the FBI.
John Smith (ID: XjPOFlOh) Hungary No.515720607
>>515715231
>The (((khoser))) "right" wing love larping as vikings.
Anonymous (ID: vhYNN/Dw) Sweden No.515720690
>>515720469
Yeah, he probably asked "write me a speech for a warrior's send off" or something similar.
Anonymous (ID: xqh+OSqV) United Kingdom No.515720750
>>515715000 (OP)
Pardon?
Anonymous (ID: GUlP+6M/) United States No.515720831
>>515715231
Larpagans.
Anonymous (ID: nACmyaqB) United States No.515720969
Sarrhalla
John Smith (ID: XjPOFlOh) Hungary No.515721127
>>515715642
>Warrior code
>Most threads crying for the death of e-celebbzogbot

>Looks like the endless threads about the dead slut was replaced by a dead zogbot.

Fuck this glowing shit
Anonymous (ID: 4dLxQs7u) No.515721146 >>515722500
>pagan larping reaches its final form
>turns out they’re all jeets
Anonymous (ID: cLOGbBTJ) United Kingdom No.515721272
>>515715000 (OP)
>Jesus, Vishnu and Odin walk into a bar
John Smith (ID: XjPOFlOh) Hungary No.515721359
>>515715441
>When the final redeeming arrive
Anonymous (ID: XzKurX6O) United Kingdom No.515721509
No way did he say that?!
>watches the vid
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Charlie was also a Christian nationalist of evangelical background and his wife is a Christian nationalist of Catholic background. Valhalla is anathema to them.

What a retard to say that, especially a non nordic person to say it.

Stop "culturally appropriating" shit that isn't yours.
John Smith (ID: XjPOFlOh) Hungary No.515721559
>>515715553
>Maybe disintegrating in the void aren't the worst option.
Anonymous (ID: nQJ5BIk5) Denmark No.515721869
>>515715231
Marvel movies derived from Christian monks writing down a mishmash of pagan lore 300 years after everyone had already converted.
>Can you tell me what native Indian faith was like in the 1700s? I'm writing a book for my pastor on false beliefs.
John Smith (ID: XjPOFlOh) Hungary No.515722040
>>515716178
Listening the bald fuck , crying about the dead e-celeb and hinting subtly his death worth more than that dead e-whore and crying about don't hurt the government.
It was worse than a torture in Guantanamo
Anonymous (ID: 32m4z+XB) United States No.515722185 >>515724718
>>515718932
he just said that shit because it's what soldiers and cops say to one another when someone dies, he likely has no idea what it means and just wanted to be tough

he's a jeet sperg
Anonymous (ID: Ge/2YbEx) Norway No.515722190
>>515715000 (OP)
Indo-Aryan pagan chads keep winning
John Smith (ID: XjPOFlOh) Hungary No.515722500
>>515721146
>Implying the jeets here are slowly brainwashed

Keeeeek
Anonymous (ID: jMV3vc9R) Germany No.515722530 >>515722948 >>515723196
>>515715000 (OP)
Don't indians believe in reincarnation? And you only get in Valhalla when you die a warrior in battle not when you're a cuckservative propagandist.
Anonymous (ID: 91dR4QDD) Finland No.515722769 >>515723358
It's a bit embarrassing but his heart is in the right place. Don't know if it's sort of a cultural thing in American agencies to see themselves fighting a sort of a war where they're due to Valhalla or if it's his own view on this though.
John Smith (ID: XjPOFlOh) Hungary No.515722948
>>515722530
But you don't understand.
If you larping hard that's enough to get inside to jeethalla

I wonder what say's the cuckhristian miga voter's after this "blunder".

Fuckin kek
Anonymous (ID: jMxJYiSz) United States No.515723026
>LARPagans finally get to Valhalla
>It's full of Indians
>It's actually hell
TODAY IS SO FUCKING FUNNY
Anonymous (ID: qEo1sGY7) United States No.515723045
>>515715231
American military, always gets said to honor fallen warriors. Basically everyone assumes its Christian heaven.
Anonymous (ID: V9kAThp0) United States No.515723196
>>515722530
Kash is one of those indians who likes to larp as an aryan.
John Smith (ID: XjPOFlOh) Hungary No.515723358
>>515722769
>American agencies to see themselves fighting a sort of a war where they're due to Valhalla or if it's his own view on this though.

The Fed agent instantly teleported to Valhalla after the Ruby Ridge


Honestly.... The whole American government are a big fuckin joke
Anonymous (ID: CCBNFewi) No.515724529
Anonymous (ID: vhYNN/Dw) Sweden No.515724718
>>515722185
>it's what soldiers and cops
It is? Weird.
Anonymous (ID: Ttvcumhz) No.515725018
>>515715000 (OP)

When i get to Valhalla will you give me satifactory customer service?
Anonymous (ID: /ZRJbZpW) Bulgaria No.515725444 >>515725989
>Jeet dies of heart attack during 12 hour Kitboga call
>Valkyries come to pick him up for whatever reason
>Butufil madam plz open vegana i luv ur bobs
Anonymous (ID: vhYNN/Dw) Sweden No.515725989 >>515726562
>>515725444
>Valkyries come to pick him up for whatever reason
If the Valkyries picks someone up, it's because Oden told them to.
Anonymous (ID: /ZRJbZpW) Bulgaria No.515726562 >>515726686
>>515725989
Well if even he's started to outsource to India then RagnarΓΆk is looking grim desu senpai desu
Anonymous (ID: vhYNN/Dw) Sweden No.515726686
>>515726562
>Well if even he's started to outsource
I blame christianity.