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Anonymous (ID: rY895Dir) No.515736880 >>515737038 >>515737289 >>515737432 >>515737538 >>515737644 >>515738816 >>515739404 >>515739830 >>515740290 >>515740420 >>515740466 >>515740632 >>515741248 >>515741476 >>515742056 >>515744499
a break from charlie christcuck posts

>In this hypothetical scenario, you're given a time machine. This time machine has the ability to take you to absolutely ANY moment or era in history. It also gives you unlimited power when you go to that era/moment.

>But here's the catch: you can only use it ONCE

What do you do with it?
Anonymous (ID: f41zEZzB) Lithuania No.515737038 >>515738612
>>515736880 (OP)
HIM WHO FIRST PUT DOWN THE RUNES IN STONE
Anonymous (ID: f41zEZzB) Lithuania No.515737119 >>515738612
WHO CARES ABOUT ANY OTHER GAY SHIT.

LET'S TALK ABOUT ETERNAL LIFE
Anonymous (ID: QP576398) United States No.515737167
i save Iryna.
Anonymous (ID: yTlpmJ5h) Netherlands No.515737289 >>515737408
>>515736880 (OP)
>Go to start of universe
>Literally be god
No wonder the universe is so shit, random anons with hypothetical time machines made it.
Anonymous (ID: f41zEZzB) Lithuania No.515737339 >>515738612
IN FACT...
ONE MORE PLACE
BECAUSE I CAN CHOOSE WHASTEVER.

I CAN CHOOSE A BILLION LOCATIONS TO TIME TRAVEL TO.
I DENY YOUR RETRISCTIONS.
WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO
. FU CK YOU.

I GO TO MY CAT
Anonymous (ID: f41zEZzB) Lithuania No.515737408 >>515738612
>>515737289
SO HE WHO FIRST PTU DOWN THE RUNES.

SO WE GONNA BE ONE
Anonymous (ID: bNEPIVy0) United States No.515737428
I know where im going
Anonymous (ID: uSx8/89T) United States No.515737432
>>515736880 (OP)
Honestly I would meet with the Mongols and Conquer India like he planned before he feel for the Land of the Gods Jeet meme. Maybe even help Subutai conquer Europe too and tell him to not to go to that funeral and just continue conquering. Yeah a lot of Europeans will be Hapas but it's better than Jew and African mystery meat. At least the Mongols will respect and keep European culture.
Anonymous (ID: f41zEZzB) Lithuania No.515737510 >>515738612
ALSO RAPING A 10/10 VIRGIN
AND HAVING GIANT SONS
Anonymous (ID: rY895Dir) No.515737538
>>515736880 (OP)

>What do you do with it?

Go back to the 90s and then have mind-blowing earth shattering sex with dexter holland
Anonymous (ID: f41zEZzB) Lithuania No.515737593 >>515738612
BECAUSE TODAYS VIRGINS ARE LIMITED BY THE DAMAGE THAT'S BEEWN DONE ONTO THE BODIES.
IT'S DIRTY NOW.

SO GOING BACK IN TIME TO FUCK WOMEN IS KEY.
Anonymous (ID: 0SCNjLdS) United Kingdom No.515737644 >>515738352 >>515738448
>>515736880 (OP)
I'd probably go back in time to 1880s Europe. Get a nice cottage in the south of France or the Netherlands, perhaps even stay in bongland. Find a nice wife who I would convince to marry me due to my wealth that I acquired through wise investments with my knowledge of the future (will research thoroughly beforehand) and then live a nice peaceful life with a big family and warn people about the horrors of modernity to come.
Either that or I'd carpet bomb the Frankfurt school of thought and hope for the best.
Anonymous (ID: f41zEZzB) Lithuania No.515737716 >>515737791 >>515738612
>GO BACK IN TIME TO FUCK 10/10 VIRGIN GIANT
>SWAP WITH GIANT
>GIANT COMES INTO 2025
>ALL ARE DONE
Anonymous (ID: f41zEZzB) Lithuania No.515737791 >>515738612
>>515737716
THE GIANT IS THE SON.
THE SEED OF ME.
Anonymous (ID: f41zEZzB) Lithuania No.515738352 >>515738612
>>515737644
>FIND SLAVE WIFE
>WRITE SLAVE MESSAGES
YOU ARE ALREADY IN 1880S,
QUEER.
YOU ONLY MUST FORCE YOURSELF TO DO A LITTLE MORE THAN YOU DO TODAY
Anonymous (ID: f41zEZzB) Lithuania No.515738448 >>515738612
>>515737644
WHY UYOU SAY NICE WIFE?
WTF IS THIS GAY SLAVE SHIT?
HOW ABOUT FUCK A 10/10 FERTILEST OF FERTILE WOMEN??
THAT'S POWER.
THAT IS A GOAL.
AND YOU KNOW,
THE OUTSIDE REFLECTS THE INSIDE,
SO THAT WOMAN IS SIMPLY BEAUTIFUL ON THE INSIDE TOO
Anonymous (ID: f41zEZzB) Lithuania No.515738526 >>515739472
THE CRIMES OF PAST ACCUMULATE TO CREATE A WEAKLING SELF (SON).
Anonymous (ID: 2GeKg1QI) United States No.515738556 >>515738753 >>515739783
I'd visit Caesar after drawing up plans for a internal combustion engine, breach load rifle and ammo, and dynamics of flight
Anonymous (ID: rY895Dir) No.515738612 >>515738826
>>515737038
>>515737119
>>515737339
>>515737408
>>515737510
>>515737593
>>515737716
>>515737791
>>515738352
>>515738448


shut the fuck up nigger
Anonymous (ID: f41zEZzB) Lithuania No.515738753
>>515738556
GAY ASS SHIT.
YOU DONT EVNE KNOW WHAT YOU WANT.
YOU THINK IT SOUNDS BIG TO SAY YOU GONNA VISIT CEASAR BITCH BUT IT IS NOT.
YOU ARE MIMICKING THINGS.
YOU DONT WANT TO GO TO CEASAR.
YOU WANT TO GO TO FUCK VIRGINS AND CONQUER YOURSELF.
STOP THIS SLAVE QUEER SHIT.
YOU ARE AFFECTING BOYS WHO READ THIS AND THEN BECOME AS YOU.
Anonymous (ID: cKwEtxT0) United States No.515738816 >>515738952
>>515736880 (OP)
Go back to 2010 and buy bitcoin at 0.0014 cents per coin
Anonymous (ID: f41zEZzB) Lithuania No.515738826
>>515738612
I DONT H AVE TO SHUT UP,
BECAUSE I AM ABOVE YOU.

I AM NUMBER ONE.
Anonymous (ID: f41zEZzB) Lithuania No.515738952
>>515738816
SLAVE
Anonymous (ID: 0SCNjLdS) United Kingdom No.515739032 >>515739163 >>515739314 >>515739413
A potentially fun thread derailed by a resident schizo... This is why we can't have nice things.
Anonymous (ID: f41zEZzB) Lithuania No.515739163
>>515739032
SYBAU
SLAVE
Anonymous (ID: f41zEZzB) Lithuania No.515739314
>>515739032
WHATS FUN ABOUT READING SLAVE MUMBO JUMBO? THERE IS NOTHING ABOUT IT. ITS DOCILE.

I AM HERE TO MOVE THE WAVES
Anonymous (ID: lBI2pgnb) United Kingdom No.515739335 >>515739558 >>515740236
Let's suppose I get a return trip
I'd like to go to a really early civilisation, maybe ancient mesopotamia and see how similar they were to us
It's a shame recording the mundane aspects of history was neglected for a long time
Anonymous (ID: MuGIlV3s) Canada No.515739344 >>515739558
I would be any man at any time in history when marital rape was legal. There's a tradition to it, there's a pageantry to it
Anonymous (ID: awVsGzhO) No.515739404 >>515739558 >>515740290
>>515736880 (OP)
Would have to prevent WWI. That is when all the misfortunes of Europe started. Many of the best Europeans were murdered in that war, greatly damaging our genetic pool.
Anonymous (ID: f41zEZzB) Lithuania No.515739413
>>515739032
IT IS FUN FOR YOU TO READ DOCILE SHIT BECAUSE YOU ARE LOW ENERGY. YOU ARE AS A PLANT. A .. . .A .. . WORM.
Anonymous (ID: 2GeKg1QI) United States No.515739472 >>515739641
>>515738526
Drink more drink boy
Anonymous (ID: f41zEZzB) Lithuania No.515739558
>>515739335
GAY ASF.
WHY?
ARE YOU GONNA JERK OFF TO IT?
WHAT?
WHAT ARE YOU DOING.
YOU ARE SLAVE.

>>515739344
>WHEN I, AS A SLAVE, WAS ALLOWED TO DO THINGS

YOU LACK THE AWARENESS TO UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU WANT

>>515739404
SLAVE.
Anonymous (ID: f41zEZzB) Lithuania No.515739641 >>515740377
>>515739472
I DONT DRINK TO REMAIN SPIRITUALLY PURE. YOU ARE DIRTY AS YOUR COCK SUCKING MOTHER. SHE KISSES YOU. YOU ARE NOT PURE. DIR
Anonymous (ID: lBI2pgnb) United Kingdom No.515739783 >>515739984
>>515738556
You'd need to improve their metallurgy and fabrication skills too
Tbh I'm not too well versed in the industrial capacity of ancient rome
Anonymous (ID: XK43ccDg) United States No.515739830 >>515740151
>>515736880 (OP)
>It also gives you unlimited power when you go to that era/moment.
I can shoot Force lightning when I show up? Conjure babies out of midichlorians? Survive battlestations blowing up?
Anonymous (ID: f41zEZzB) Lithuania No.515739984 >>515740068
>>515739783
YOU NEED TO ADD "DESU" SO I KNOW YOU ARE HONEST AND NOT LYING. DISGUSTING.
Anonymous (ID: f41zEZzB) Lithuania No.515740068
>>515739984
GAY WEBSITE CHANGES MY WORDS.
Anonymous (ID: rY895Dir) No.515740151
>>515739830

Yes
Anonymous (ID: lBI2pgnb) United Kingdom No.515740236
>>515739335
ooh either that or try to find out what made the great flood myth to appear in so many scriptures
Anonymous (ID: 6dElGkml) United States No.515740290
>>515736880 (OP)
Hey (((meme flag))) how are you doing today.
I use it to make sure my grandfather doesn't use those (((doctors))) for his cancer. That's it. I'll pray for you btw or that you see the true light.
>>515739404
It was happening one way or the other trust me you weren't stopping it. Willhelm couldn't even stop it when in the beginning when he didn't want to get involved but his high command told him it's not his decision to make.
Anonymous (ID: 2GeKg1QI) United States No.515740377 >>515740579
>>515739641
Shut you fat mouth boy, shouldn't you be sucking Russian cock bitch? Better get to it and be sure to spread your faggot ass for Ivan, you know how he likes it, fucking useless piece of faggot shit Euro scum pussys
Anonymous (ID: cPGzn7/k) United States No.515740420
>>515736880 (OP)
new year’s eve 2029 to see the shitshow I missed out on and the slave world i’m entering
Anonymous (ID: 0WrRzCbv) United Kingdom No.515740466
>>515736880 (OP)
I go back to 1955 Alabama and stop Rosa Parks from catching that bus. That's the exact moment everything went wrong in the world and those nogs got above themselves.
Anonymous (ID: f41zEZzB) Lithuania No.515740579 >>515740743
>>515740377
SHUT YO BITCH ASS UP
Anonymous (ID: UHvcTgkE) United Kingdom No.515740632
>>515736880 (OP)
i punt this guy back into the water
Anonymous (ID: 2GeKg1QI) United States No.515740743 >>515742484
>>515740579
Fuck you pussy, drunk bitch fag
Anonymous (ID: nRcuLYP9) United States No.515741248
>>515736880 (OP)
well there isnt much point in going very far back in time because the means of universal mass communication had not yet arrived. there'd be no way to get the necessary messages out to enough people to enable sufficient societal change. so supposing you had a time machine, youd probably go back to right about now, then use the internet, social media, ai, smartphones, etc to tell everyone the big secret all at once.
Anonymous (ID: ELmN1gTJ) United Kingdom No.515741476
>>515736880 (OP)
>travel to neolithic period
>create portals to transport Proto-Indo-Europeans across the world with the knowledge of farming, irrigation, metallurgy, and writing
Anonymous (ID: ELmN1gTJ) United Kingdom No.515742056 >>515742900
>>515736880 (OP)
>travel to neolithic period
>create portals to transport Proto-Indo-Europeans across the world with the knowledge of farming, irrigation, metallurgy, and writing
Anonymous (ID: f41zEZzB) Lithuania No.515742484
>>515740743
SYBAU
Anonymous (ID: lBI2pgnb) United Kingdom No.515742900 >>515744795
travel to when the roman birth control plant was still around and make a variant that is easier to cultivate
>>515742056
didn't they do that by themselves anyway? Or did PIE happen after these continental migrations?
Anonymous (ID: a7mFbr8r) No.515744499
>>515736880 (OP)
stop makise kurisu from being murdered
Anonymous (ID: ELmN1gTJ) United Kingdom No.515744795
>>515742900
yeah but im talking about saturating Earth with them

we'd be on the moon 2000 years ago