Thread 515983605

Why is she single in 35 with no kids?

>>515983605 (OP)
Bloated gross, yuck!

>>515983605 (OP)
>>515983691
She's a victim of the culture's unrealistic standards, a mix of 90's TV brainwashing and social media's impossible beautify filters. Men aren't off the hook either; porn and Instagram have set equally unattainable expectations. Neither men nor women are content with reality anymore. It's a recipe for perpetual dissatisfaction and loneliness. Throw in the modern dating game's chaos, and it's no surprise she's single at 35 with no kids. The system is designed to keep us anxious and unfulfilled, most likely by (((design)))

>>515984460
faggot
faggy faggot fag

>>515984590
Very clever response....

>>515983605 (OP)
I guess over the last 20 years she turned down a bunch of dudes who were interested and failed to find what she wanted. There are many, many such cases.

>>515983605 (OP)
Forgot to include fat

>>515983605 (OP)
Too bad the men she's going for aren't interested in her

>>515983605 (OP)
Why was this posted here? Explain your reasoning

>>515983605 (OP)
Fupa says what?

>>515983605 (OP)
more like 35f plural with no kids
that's the weight of two bitches

pronouns they/them

>>515984460
Nobody believes that feminist shit in '25

>>515983605 (OP)
Gunt/10

>>515984460
Brother, she's fat.

>>515983605 (OP)
FUPA

>>515983605 (OP)
>>515983691
id have this cutie in tip-top shape in just 6 months

>>515983605 (OP)
She'd probably be cute if she wasn't a tattooed fatass

>>515983691
Fas face?

>>515987246
Can you stupid fucking retards actually learn wtf FAS even is before you use the term?

>>515983605 (OP)
>>515983691
>roast me
the fuck does she expect?

>kween ur so intimidating!

>>515983605 (OP)
link her roastme

>>515983605 (OP)
>roast me
too easy

>>515983605 (OP)
Probably because she is a 10/10, so most guys are afraid to approach her

>>515983605 (OP)
she's fat. all women need to do is not be fat.

>>515987933
fine i'll do it myself
old.reddit.com/r/RoastMe/comments/1ngbrfb/35f_single_with_no_kids/

>>515983605 (OP)
>Morbidly obese fatass with poor hygiene
yeah no shit

>>515983605 (OP)
>35 with no kids?
Looks like she ate them

>>515983605 (OP)
It's not a lack of opportunity. Her body count is in the 200 range. She's had at least seven abortions. Chipotle burritos and 16" cheese pizzas fear her..

I still remember the /srs/ threads from 2013. All these women had a chance to not end up like that, over the last decade. And yet, somehow they did. Curious!

>>515983605 (OP)
Women are brainwashed not to settle for a man that loves them when they are young and attractive, then they come back to that man when they look like this

>>515983605 (OP)
I wonder

>>515984460
>Men aren't off the hook either; porn and Instagram have set equally unattainable
I just want a woman who isn't too fat, isn't too useless and doesn't immediately want kids after fucking and sucking guys in her 20s.

>>515983605 (OP)
She's fat! She's obese!

>>515983605 (OP)
pretty embarrassing considering there are fit moms with newborns

>>515989838
Show what you posted before it gets deleted.

>>515983605 (OP)
This is a woman whose life was ruined by not getting married at 14.

>>515983605 (OP)
It's one thing to have a gunt but it's like adding insult to injury having atrocious tattoos on top of it

>>515983605 (OP)
>Why is she single in 35 with no kids?
It's an ugly fat blob of genetic trash and should not procreate. That's the reason.

>>515984460
Even if you're right women just destroyed what marriage is about.
When you say you're allowed to break a contract AND GET ADVANTAGES OFDOING SO why the fuck women think men would accept that?

If anything now men think 100x before join together with a woman. But women will never admit that's their fault (shocking).

>>515984460
3pbp
satan wants you to be mentally ill and alone and not find a spouse to live with. I've recently realized that after swearing off women for good. Praying for a good woman and that every brother in Christ will receive the same

>>515990833
>and doesn't immediately want kids after fucking and sucking guys in her 20s.
So you don't want a wife, you want a prostitute.

>>515991334
i honestly just browse these days

>>515983605 (OP)
god damn i love big girls with cute faces I'd wife her but she'd have to deal with my yugioh and marvel obsessions.

>>515983605 (OP)
This is 10/10 in Russia

>>515985482
And it will take this her another ten years or more before she figures this out

>>515983605 (OP)
>im a huge fucking ham planet why arent men lining up to plug me

>>515987246
No. That is years of birth control face. They all get that puffed up looking face from body hormones being fucked beyond repair.

>>515991967
Understandable, so no r*ddit screencaps to have a chuckle to, for me. Such is life.

>>515983605 (OP)
the irony here is that this pig is braver than any /pol/ poster just by posting herself like this in a place where she expected to be made fun of, whereas anyone here would have a schizo meltdown if someone called them a jew.

>>515992829
Because women get away with anything

>>515992829
no she isnt because shes not self aware enough to realize she is a disgusting land whale shes been psyoped her whole life into believing shes just ++size and THICC she literally has no idea id rather stick my dick in a fucking blender

>>515992989
''beauty comes in all shapes and sizes teehee''

>>515985588
>feminist

I think you misunderstood me I'm saying she's been brainwashed into wanting Men she could never get by new york (((feminist))) & even if she were to attract such a man, she wouldn't be able to keep him because she has been taught to abandon traditional women's values of nurturing and domesticity. This brainwashing has left her ill-equipped to maintain a healthy, stable relationship.

>>515990833
You live in a world teeming with millions of broken women, so you need to find one who is somewhat functional and start a family. You're a bit misguided for not wanting a family, and you've got that mindset of "I can do better" when maybe you just need to settle for a girl who makes you happy. Don't be too picky; the goal is to secure a partner and carry on our Ethnic-European bloodline.

>>515985966
>She's fat

That's not the fucking point I'm making about her. I'm saying she's so mind-fucked that she's not going for her equivalent male counterpart. Instead, she's chasing the unattainable Hollywood hunk, a fantasy that doesn't exist in reality. This delusion is a result of the media's influence, which sets unrealistic standards and distracts her from what should be a natural and healthy partnership.

>>515991867
Yay, I wholeheartedly agree. The shift in power dynamics, with women earning as much or more than men, goes against our primal instincts. The idea of women prioritising careers over traditional roles such as raising children and managing the home undermines millions of years of evolutionary conditioning. This reversal of roles is the root cause of nearly 99% of our problems with women. It disrupts the natural order and creates unnecessary tension and conflict within our societies.

>>515984460
It's pretty ironic how we're in such an "accepting" time where uggos should have no problems but paradoxically standards are higher than they've ever been. Why is that?

>>515983605 (OP)
old
fat
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I have listed several reasons. Take your pick.

>>515983605 (OP)
>Roast me
Not now hun I'll wait till thanksgiving

Meh, I'd still wife the chubster. But she needs to not be an insufferable cunt.

>>515993677
standards are higher for men, men have never been more pathetic

>>515983605 (OP)
Guarantee she fucks blacks

>>515993777
>777

You made me chuckle anon.

>>515993877
disgusting

>>515992087
she will not live that long, will kys from childless depression and ssris, I just love flaunting my kids and family happines in front of such roasties and inching them closer to suicide

>>515983605 (OP)
Because she has no tail.

>>515983605 (OP)
I guess she aborted all the mulattos growing in her

>>515983605 (OP)
Paid Starbucks $42000 over the course of twenty years to achieve that gunt.

>>515983605 (OP)
Because she has no tail.

>>515983691
If she weren't obese I'd date her

>>515983605 (OP)
Because she has no tail.

Women have an opportunity to have kids with whatever beta male that is available, and there's alot of them. Too be honest she should honestly be lucky to have one with a beta because at age 35 she's already hitting the age where women's looks start to look dumpy if they don't take care of themselves.

>>515983605 (OP)
Tats, weird belly/body shape. Average face at best. Whole look is sloppy and unkept. What the fuck is she thinking? She must have a humiliation fetish asking to be roasted looking like that.

i can fix her

>>515983605 (OP)
this isn't hard to figure out

>>515983605 (OP)
Fat

>>515998733
Only genetic engineering can fix her.

>>515993614
Suckstart a shotgun slimey limey

>>515984460
>victim

No she just refuses to get the fuck over herself. I'm so sick of this absolving women of accountability bullshit.

>>515983605 (OP)
she lied. she has kids. they're just rotting inside her.

>>515983605 (OP)
Because she has no tail.

>>515998807
>her diet costs a lot of money
kek

>>515983605 (OP)
Because she has no tail.

>>515989284
if she got on ozempic, started wearing dresses and acted nice, she'd be a solid 7-8/10 in America
if she just refrained from getting a haircut she could be an 8 with some mild cardio

keyword: in America

>>515990766
I don’t see it as brainwashing, they never truly love any of these men. They love what he can offer her at whatever particular stage of life she is in.

At 19, that burning desire the guy had for her didn’t do anything, she needed fun and excitement and found some other people to fulfill that. When she is 35, she craves financial stability and a child so she will find someone that will provide that.

Eventually at 45/50 she will crave excitement again and will leave that guy to find someone to provide the excitement. They don’t care at all about burning desire or love, they care about getting their momentary desires and needs met. Don’t overthink it.

>>515983605 (OP)
Because she has no tail.

>>515985393
maybe that's what the f stands for?

>>515983605 (OP)
>everyone itt thinking the problem is her being fat

Men date thick BBW females. She's underestimating her value. The fact shes a female is still enough to catch a couple of simps.

>>515995803
You know she probably won't because she has a body type that isn't good at handling weight gain like that.

>>515984460
This. She's sweet and good natured I can tell. She shouldn't be alone at that age. Jews destroyed humans perception of each other. Jews are like acid. Everything they touch gets corrupted.

>>515983605 (OP)
Because she has no tail.

>>515998335
True as awful as she looks she still could have had children at any time if she wanted to but it probably is to late for her now considering her age and weight.

>>515983605 (OP)
No worries, some nigger or bean will be more than happy to pump her full of children, before leaving her to raise them alone, in government housing, with government healthcare, and government supplied food, and government subsidized utility bills..
The future is bright

>>516001952
That's all true but women in the past would have tried to hedge their bets to find a man that would hopefully provide enough of all those things over their lifetime. Now no-fault divorce is normalized so she knows she can simply pivot around whenever without consequence.

>>515993677
Social media.
It's the most accelerated rat race of all time.
If you don't have 50 million followers and several online brands, you're nobody to a lot of normies.
The only thing they see is money. Literally.
If you don't generate a 7-figure revenue, you're nothing to them. But it's gotta be on social media because that's the popular thing.
Guess what most people fail to achieve. Now you know why most people's standards are fucked out of proportion.

>>515992027
>marvel obsessions
Yeah lets be honest Mrs. Fupa Mc NoTits is out of your league based on that confession alone.

>>516002679
Correct, and the laws around that will not change any time soon. They also have real income now, not just supplementary jobs. I just think people need to give up that “I’m looking for a woman that loves me for me and truly desires me” mindset, those days are over and I don’t see them coming back. I’m not mad about it, I accepted reality and pivoted strategies and expectations.

>>515985332
frankly it's just not my problem

>>515983605 (OP)
Because she has no tail.

>>515983605 (OP)
Because she has no tail.

>>515983605 (OP)
she'd look fine if she lost the weight

>>515983605 (OP)
and? men are in their 40s these days with no kids

>>515983605 (OP)
Better question:
Why does she look like she has had four children?

>>515983605 (OP)
>Men are attracted to health and self-confidence.
Many guys don't mind a little bit of hip and tit, but this one's got the fupa of someone with PCOS (hormonal shitstorm and infertility), midriff bloating from hormonal and/or digestive imbalances, and skin's trash and hair's looking greasy and unstyled. Only bonus is that she's not wearing caked on makeup and filters to fool the coomers. Dresses like a 90's middle schooler complete with tats. No self-respect or self-esteem. She doesn't take care of herself and doesn't respect herself, so she's not only possibly a hormonal SSRI mess, but also a bunch of medical bills before she could be a decent wife.

>>515983605 (OP)
Because she has no tail.

>>515983605 (OP)
That's a lot of fupa for a zero kids girl

>>515983605 (OP)
Because she has no tail.

>>515983605 (OP)
It's because nobody can handle her at her worst, so they don't deserve her best.
Live, laugh, love.
Must be over 6ft, make 7 figures and have an 8 inch dick. If you're not ready to take care of her 5 kids to 4 different dads you're not a real man.

>>515993677
Women don't need a man to provide for them. They can get jobs, even if they're crap at them, or they can get bennies. Their next priority after securing food and lodging is fucking some chad. They have no use for an ordinary guy, except for him to pay his taxes.

>>515983605 (OP)
she isn't pregnant?

>>515983605 (OP)
Because she has no tail.

>>515983605 (OP)
Let's spice things up. Dressed sfw girls must've not been political enough for this quality thread.

>>515983605 (OP)
Because she has no tail.

You forgot the other pic.
Stoopid.

>>515983605 (OP)
>>515983691

>>516009393
KILL YOURSELF JUSTPASSINGTHROUGH (BAN-EVADING ARGENTINIAN (Barneyfag)).
I'M NOT EVEN JOKING, I WANT TO SMASH YOUR FUCKING HEAD RIGHT OPEN SO THAT NOTHING REMAINS OF IT AND I DON"T HAVE TO LIVE WITH YOUR EXISTENCE, YOU WASTE OF HUMAN FLESH. IF I KILLED YOU TOMORROW, THEN THAT WOULD BE ALL THAT WOULD SATISFY ME BEFORE MY EVENTUAL DEATH.

>>516009393
NOTHING I WANT TO SEE MORE THAN ME CRUSHING YOUR FUCKING SKULL, TEARING YOUR FUCKING EYES, BEATING YOU UNTIL YOU'RE A LIFELESS FUCKING CARCASS, AND THEN GUTTING, DISMEMBERING AND GRINDING YOU UP UNTIL I KNOW FOR SURE THAT THE WORLD IS FREED FROM YOUR EVIL, YOU FUCKING WASTE OF LIFE, YOU FUCKING DEGENERATE SUBHUMAN, COLLECTIVE OF THE WORST FUCKING SCUM ON THE PLANET
https://derpibooru.org/2065473
https://derpibooru.org/2217720
https://derpibooru.org/images/2484247
https://derpibooru.org/images/1911863
https://derpibooru.org/images/1527733

And before you fags start implying,
it's a gif, and if you load it and wait long enough, pic related appears.
Or if you open it in Photoshop, GIMP, Preview, EZGif, etc. it can show both frames immediately

https://ezgif.com/split/ezgif-7acabf02bcdaa.gif

>>515983605 (OP)
and she's obviously look so much better if she wasn't a fat lazy fucking slob

>>515983605 (OP)
Underpants are now OFF.

>>515984460
She looks like she's trying to smuggle Mike Wizowski across the border in her pants

>>515983605 (OP)
She is disgusting and probably still wants an above average man. Zoomers are rather incels than subjecting themselves to those demands as the offer has become too bad to suspend disbelief of it being a good idea

>>515983605 (OP)
i would inflate her tummy even more with my cum if you know what i mean

What the hell is that second belly so many Americans have? I see some fat Europeans, but I've never seen a European with that second belly below the first belly. Is it an American thing?

>>515983605 (OP)
Is that a basketball in her pants?

>>516010400
>>516010531
take it easy man

>>515983605 (OP)
>no kids
She looks like she is carrying quintuplets tho.

>>515983605 (OP)
tats fuck off
gut fuck off
35yo roastie fuck off
past the age for kid...this whore is crazy
mentally crazy looking and will prolly kill me in my sleep for leaving an empty milk carton in the fridge

>>515983605 (OP)
She has eyes, ears, arms, legs.

>>515983605 (OP)
>>515983691
Obesity aside, she's aging better than most women

>>516012284
An important appendage is missing from this list!
Which one would that be?

>>515983605 (OP)
>Why is she single in 35 with no kids?
She makes me want to shrivel up.

>>515983605 (OP)
Got to admit that the No Kids shoots her into a much higher bracket
Most of these bitches have black kids

>>516012524
Fuck off

>>516013634
Why?

>>516013716
Shove an icepick through your brain and get eaten by dogs in the street while you bleed out

>>515983605 (OP)
>multiple cells
disgusting really.

>>515983605 (OP)
Because she looks like humpty dumpty

>>516014063
What for?

>>515983605 (OP)
>roast me
yeah at 350 for 15 mins a pound maybe
fucking butterball lookin bitch