Thread 515998461

Why do zoomers have a anal fetish where they "imagine the smell"? It smells like shit, end of story.

>>515998461 (OP)
if your partner is attractive enough they shouldn't gross you out

It's just a meme retard. No sane person really wants to smell ass

Desensitization so they look for novel things to get excited about

>>515998566
People shot from assholes retard. It doesn’t matter how attractive they are, their asshole is caked in shit everyday. Oral-anal sex is just a single degree away form coprophagia. It is NOT normal.

>>515998715
>their asshole is caked in shit everyday
Uhh, anon, you're supposed to wipe it.

>>515998611
Yea man ass, girl butt smells like flowers

>>515998715
It's good for building up immunity.

>>515998461 (OP)
that's super neato. sauce?

>>515998611
>It's just a meme
Lies. I have fapped to that very video in your post wishing I could do it for real

>>515998461 (OP)
What did she mean by that?

>>515998879
> wipe
all that does is smear shit around, you're supposed to WASH it, you fucking animal.

>>515998461 (OP)
I thought the thumbnail was hot so I entered the thread and clicked on it. It ended up being really gross.

>>515998461 (OP)
if a girl is clean you will only get her delicious phermones and you will be able to cut diamond with your cock

>>515998461 (OP)
bruh 9 outta 10 o these /pol/ bois couldn even hope to bless a phatty dat god-tier we talkin bout a whole bakery a whole entire dump truck dat ain no regular pawg das a problem dey lil baby-rakes ain gettin nowhere near all dat

>>515998461 (OP)
They don’t, it’s more of a millennial/pluto in Scorpio thing

>>515998611
False

>>515998879
>>515999059
>not doing both

>>515999077
Humans can't smell pheromones.

>>515998614
this is why feet are hot its the only thing a woman doesn't leave uncovered on a daily basis

>>515998461 (OP)
>Zoomers
>Imagine the smell
newfag

>>515998879
You still have shit on your butthole at some point every single day. Should you go around licking floors because you mop them? Disgusting freak.

>>515998914
Immunity to being anything other than a disgusting freak maybe

>>515998715
When you get a fancy massage in the east they always eat your ass.
I always thought it was strange but I guess its normal there.

If it extremely clean like in the video, then its fine, but deep tongue punching is gross

>>515998461 (OP)
>Why do zoomers have a anal fetish where they "imagine the smell"?
It's not zoomers. I am a zoomer and I find it sick, it's just millennials and boomers

>>515999059
Fold the tp neatly and place on middle of butthole and press tp into said butthole to first knuckle, repeat with fresh tp, then a 3rd tp wipe to clean. Clean bootyhole unlocked

>>515999410
Yeah alongside your boiled alive animals, bat soup, general lack of regard for human life, hygiene, and sanitation, spitting everywhere in public, the list goes on. The east is a real gold standard huh?

>>515998461 (OP)
zoomies eat fiber and know how to wash they ass
bidets are more popular than ever
they mostly dont do any hard work so no stinky butt in the first place

>>515999059
>he doesn't alternate between wet and dry wipes until it comes clean when you examine it
lol

>>515999627
but anon what if the tp tears and you get poop on your finger

>>515999410
Elaborate

>>515998914
yeah

>>515998461 (OP)
SO most human activity deals with the anus, the anus is the thing that excretes waste, this excretion of waste deals with the whole ordeal of love, life is fuck, shit, breath, eat, fuck, shit, breath, eat, of course the attraction is towards it, is a love of life, life is shit, breaht, eat, fuck, shit, REPEAT, so the anus-machine is a piece of life, it is a piece of reproduction along with why the vaginal piece which would be a phallus on the mean is also a piece of this, it is so close also to the neural regions that tell you to shit, eat, fuck, sleep, it so close to fuck, that there is pleasure in shit.

>>515998461 (OP)
Because it is one of the sensory portions of the experience of true intimacy that cannot be replicated by porn and a fleshlight. In other words, they are saying "God I just want to experience something real."

>>515998461 (OP)
i love widely spaced ischial tuberosities. makes my dick hard enough to rupture supergirl's hymen.

>>515998461 (OP)
>>515998461 (OP)

>>515998879
you're supposed to wash it in the bidet, you savage mongrel half nigger pig

>>516000200
>that cannot be replicated by porn and a fleshlight.
anus onaholes already exist

>>516000195
Real Indian

>>515999286
you smell them with your brain.

if you know, you know.

>>515998461 (OP)
That’s a nice asshole I would lick it

>>516000300
Clean your asshole with tp until no shit. Then get up to the sink, soap up your left hand, wash your asshole, rub it then let the faucet water clean your hand, keep doing it until your butthole doesn’t smell like shit and you’ve properly lathered it with soap. This is how you have proper anal hygiene, a bidet is the same just with extra step (kneeling). Easier method is this one.

>>515998461 (OP)
anal is the new sex and piss is the new cum

>>515998461 (OP)
So this is what a stretched anus and pussy look like upclose? Doesn’t look appealing bros…

>>515998461 (OP)
Conceptualize the aroma.

>>515999077
TRVKE
I absolutely demand (meticulously clean) ass huffing.

>>515999907
Pressing too and dont have enough folds

>>515999286
Don't ruin it for the faggot.

>>515999403
These fucking kids are completely lobotomized and degenerate. You're absolutely right, eating ass is one degree of separation from eating shit and therefore, coprophagia.

t. oldfag

>>515998461 (OP)
OP is a semen dronking homo sexual.

>>515998461 (OP)
At least this burger motherfucker had the good taste of not putting a fucking troon in the vid.

>>515998913
It can.
It can also smell like the grossest shit ever, old poo and sweat and crusty vaginal excretion and piss and old period blood, never mind untold iterations of disease if you're dumb enough to play that retarded game.
When it comes to the ass, cleanliness is next to godliness.

>>515998461 (OP)
Hottest fucking thing I've seen all day (and I had a two-hour goon session this morning)

>>515999286
Completely false

We can even smell the difference between other people's fear sweat vs excitement sweat

>>515999627
yeah don't do that
https://www.ewg.org/news-insights/news-release/2023/03/study-toilet-paper-major-source-toxic-forever-chemicals

>>515998712
lel

>>515998461 (OP)
Interdimensional parasites that reproduce through fecal transmission

>>515998461 (OP)
They are dysgenic retards.

The ass eating phenomenon made me completely revise my position on eating pussy, because if that's the slippery slope then might as well not go down it at all.
I used to think the whole idea of eating pussy being gay was ludicrous but now I sort of see it, it's not so much the act itself but where it leads.

I mean just look at this fag, satanic doubles by the way;
>>515998566

The asshole is always dirty unless you use chlorine or hydrogen peroxide to basically kill any and all life, it always smells of shit.

>>516001780
>old poo and sweat and crusty vaginal excretion and piss and old period blood
Dude, who are you going out with?

>>515998461 (OP)
It's a joke from IASIP

>>516002318
>it always smells of shit.
That's a you problem. My asshole doesn't smell like shit right now.

>>515998461 (OP)
Americans think that just because they walk around with their lower colons filled with shit, and just because they wipe with paper and don’t shower properly, that everyone has a smelly asshole.

>>515998461 (OP)
they don't. that's a kike forced meme. kikes really do like to imagine the smell. they are genetically different from whites. their brains are different. that's why they are so strange, paranoid, and genocidal toward whites. they want us all dead so they can take over. they don't want anyone to find out that they are almost a divergent subspecies. they took over the entire media just to hide better and normalize their neuroticisms.

Fags who douche themselves and keep themselves as clean as possible still shit during anal sex. The asshole is for SHITTING. That is literally what it is designed for. The only thing that comes out of it is WASTE. Anyone who talks about wanting to smell it, or eat it, or lick it, or taste it, has parasites in their brain.

i dont understand men who eat pussy
pussies are internal organs that usually carry bacteria that should be nowhere near mouths
and dont give me that shit about "women shouldnt suck dick either then"
yeah whatever i don't care but don't act like a dick can't be washed in 2 mins with water and soap and be clean and sanitized to go
you have fingers for a reason, go finger your women but stop sucking internal organs

>>516002808
>>516002756
Sex itself is fucking disgusting. God's joke on us I guess.

>>516002318
>it always smells of shit.
If your ass always smells like shit you need to take a shower and wipe/wash your ass better. Your asshole should not smell like shit 24/7.

>>515998461 (OP)
They are incels. They’ve never hooked up with a bitch who was drunk and didn’t shower before you smelled down there. And may have had a wee bit of a wet fart before you brought her into your bed. They’ve never smelled the smell. Women are bad enough but I can’t imagine being gay.

wrong, if you are a man with proper testosterone levels you should want to drown in a womans pussy taint and ass pheromones, which is also an effective physiological indicator of overall health and genetic compatibility, which is why animals do it

>>515998461 (OP)
They grew up in shit, they are addicted to shit. What do you expect?

>>516002970
It's ironic calling others incels when you don't know the difference from a hygienic person and an unhygienic person.

>>515998461 (OP)
some people like ass and taint, I once had a girl lick my taint and try to put her tongue in my ass, I'm black and she was white btw.

>>516002952
The asshole is positioned in the dark crack between your ass cheeks. Your ass is in pants all day, sweating, getting stuffy. You are farting during the day. If this is 'clean' in your view, then you have parasites in your brain. None of the people who talk about eating it ever want it clean.

>>516002901
nah it's fine you faggot our dicks are literally built to resist and thrive inside whatever nasty acidic shit goes inside vaginas, most VIH/aids is contracted by faggots going doing the needful
sex isnt disgusting, we just degenerated it into disgusting shit ourselves

>>516003157
take a shower
i can smell you from here

>>515998461 (OP)
I like the quality of this video, me gusta.

>>516003258
Look at this asshole licker. So offended. Do you tell your friends about the yummy smells and tastes of your most recent asshole eating event?

>>516003095
Only virgins say this shit cause they think womans assholes and pussies smell good. They smell fucking awful unless they douche or clean properly then they jist have no smell.

>>515998461 (OP)
Both of those neighbouring holes are disgusting. I only want to fuck throats.

>>516003382
less typing
more soap and hot water

>>515999095
Uga buga

>>515998461 (OP)
>>515998611
FATHOM THE FRAGRANCE BOYS MMMMM

https://files.catbox.moe/erwhlo.webm

>>516003538
>>516000022
You are controlled by parasites.

>>515998461 (OP)
>It smells like shit
Girl assholes are clean you stupid fuck.

>>516002970
This. Theyre men who have never had sex. I used to have an asshole fetish, i still do, but before i thought it wouldnt smell so awful. It usually just smells like shit and rancid onions

>>516003382
Wypipo don't seezon they assholes

>>516003095
>>516003413
You both are right, since soiacks and Chads alike love it https://files.catbox.moe/uwui70.webm

>>515998566
Fpbp. Thread full of anons who have never been madly in love with a hot woman who takes care of herself. I hope you all get to experience it one day. I was skeptical too.

>>515998461 (OP)
Zoomer here: we say it about niggers and mudsharks with fake asses.

Good ass: "Nice ass."

Ashy Nigger ass: "Imagine the smell."

>>516002970
>but I can’t imagine being gay
you don't need to. you already are

>>515998461 (OP)
Porn addiction

Its just pornbrain. Even if you did clean it properly like enema and the whole 9 yards its hours prep for 30 mins of boing boing. Not worth

>>515998461 (OP)
zoomers and alpha have been broken by the internet. dogshit memes and fetishes started online turned into their personalities.

>>515998715
men piss from their cocks everyday. just wash and dont be a fat disgusting unattractive pig. id lick any woman's asshole if she is hot enough.

>still no source
Fuck you guys.

>>516003951
Are you gay?

>>515998461 (OP)
Unironically some people would kill for fuck and smell an asshole.
I wouldn't not kill for that, but i like fucking women butts.

>>516003573
i... is this what they fap to in India? or is this a German thing?

>>515998461 (OP)
Great ass. I’m GenX and wood toss that salas for days.

>>516002134
I'm so confused

It turns you on. If you didnt do it then idk how to explain,just try it see if it turns you on. And no before doing it i didn't know i would like it

Ok nigger I really need sauce on that>>515998461 (OP)

>>516000307
And they smell like latex, do you understand the point I am making?

>>515999627
What if you have that medical condition where your anus constantly leaks? For people like that, no matter how much you wipe it will never be enough.
>>516002134
So, you're saying that a bidet would be better?

>>515998715
hot people have good hygiene, just because you clearly dont doesn't mean everyone is disgusting

I love buttholes. I wouldn’t say it’s a fetish because it just seems natural but one of my favorite things is spooning my wife and having my rock hard cock pressed against her o-ring. I can’t describe the feeling of our bodies fitting against one another like puzzle pieces. Knowing her turd cutter is rubbing against the head of my dick. It’s my morning routine and I love it although I often wake up in the middle of night for a couple hours and do it too but if it wakes her up she gets a bit annoyed. Lately I’ve been considering getting up when it’s early morning, lubing up my cock and then spooning her while she’s still sleeping. Not so that I’ll go inside her ass, I don’t think that’ll happen effortlessly like that, but just to enhance the feeling. I think I will tomorrow,

She will do anal but it’s not really her thing while I love it. LOVE it. I’ve given her a rimjob a bunch but she doesn’t like it and gets uncomfortable which I don’t get. Twice we did ass to pussy (fucking amazing and both times she initiated it but she got a UTI the second time so I think it’s understandably off the table) and once she did ass to mouth on accident (incredible and she refuses to do it since). She has large breasts and while it’s been a while I love going from her ass to titfucking, getting ever so close to her mouth “on accident”.

For me, it’s buttholes.

>>515998461 (OP)
>what is a bidet

>>516004125
>heh you dont like anal that must mean you exclusively have anal with men

retard

>>516000307
fleshlites suck, you have to get the viscosity just right. too wet and its not too good, too dry it sucks too. they constantly needed to be cleaned as well. nothing better than the old sqeezer, palmela handerson

>>516000632
I’d rather have trace amounts of fecal matter on my butthole than my fucking hands. Then again you’re probably brown.

>omnipresent means of pheromone communication in animal kingdom
>instant test boost scientifically proven, will get you harder than anything
>injecting straight feminine scent and sex into your veins


>it's a le learned behavior!!
I first had the notion of sniffing girls when I was 12, before ever being exposed to porn or outside influence.
>it's a le poop there!!
What is hygiene. Is your hand also permanently filthy being exposed to shit and bacteria your whole life, despite washing it?

>>515998461 (OP)
Wait a minute, is this Morgpie?

>>516004734
You know about "enema", you must be a passive fag.

>>516004466
Would you kill for this bunda?

This thread lacks fiber and it shows

>>515998461 (OP)
Because the same online directors who are grooming kids to be killer troons, are trying to make them, and you, imagine the smell of shit, as though the smell of shit were sexually arousing.
They are shit people.

>>515998461 (OP)
What zoomerfags don't understand is that the stuff you see in porn is not real.

Before any pornstar does an anal scene, they have to clean themselves & follow certain procedures. The performers have to take showers before & after doing a scene. They cannot eat certain foods either because lord forbid you do an anal scene & you shat while the scene is rolling. Female performers have to clean both of their orfices with running water using a bidet designed for showers. They also have to wash their pussies constantly with douches because no one wants to taste shit or piss in that area. All these procedures have to be done both before & after each scene. And that does not include the STD testing.

It is for these reasons alone why a 30 minute porn flick takes an entire day to complete.

>>516004935
How about neither, you fucking animal? I don't think you're in a position to call anyone brown.

>>516004287
I would stick an apple in her mouth and suck on that ass until I got cider

>>515998461 (OP)
Kikes unironically. They're the ones who make things like anal, bdsm and cuckoldry seem glamorous and hot. Then idiots who cannot differentiate reality from fiction buy into it and continue to spread the grift due to sunk cost and/or to follow the herd. Anal also makes it easier to settle for a busted up roastie since "her ass is still tight".
As a quick experiment just look at how much more prevalent condoms and anal are in Western porn vs Asian porn, both live action and drawings.

>>516004935
You don’t wash your hands anyway.

>>516005285
I’m speaking to anon’s post where he describes rubbing his butthole with his soapy hand hence if I had to choose I’d rather have just wiped my ass at the risk of trace shit leftover than using my hand like a brown.

The Netherlands is a nation somehow more cucked than even Canada so you have no right to talk about anything. You are a pathetic nation and don’t even have the landmass or guns to fall back upon,

If you're high testosterone it won't bother you to smell shit while buttfucking a girl, and you'll just make her suck the shit off your cock after. No big deal.

>>515999077
>>516004978
Sniff chads winning. Incel virgin prudes seething

>>515998461 (OP)
The level of ridiculousness to put out bait for simps and cucks is so funny to me.
It's not even sexually attractive anymore. It's just pure clown world, monkey brain, neuron activated slop now.
lol

>>516005456
Wow great retort. Whites founded the notion of modern hygiene and the statistics between white and brown nations speak for themselves.

>>515998715
I sorta agree here

Ya I understand if she super model hot that it’s going to bother you LESS

this thing where people act like they love it is a little off to me though because even the women I did date who were near perfect I still didn’t want to play in their shit ever not even once so I dnt kno wtf is the deal wth thes gross ppl

If she’s a 10/10 or even 9/10 and requests me to play and isn’t disgusting about it ok sure but im not gonna eat someone’s crap and no thank you to that disgusting idea too

>>516005506
Just use a washing glove instead of your hand.
Also you are more cucked. You have guns and you don't even use them against your fag government. At least we have an excuse.

>>516001573

But why? I personally think the "imagine the smell" posters, like all butt focused males, are non-whites. Smells and asses are important to animals. Humans (whites and Asians) are built smaller and have a focus on fave which reveals character and which humans form attachment/love to.

>>516005618
Do you not wash your prick? Wouldn’t you have trace amounts of dick cheese on your hand as well? You don’t feel sick about that? Soap chemicals get rid of the particles, if you’re upset about that then maybe you shouldn’t be eating any animal protein since they have trace particles of human shit, not animal shit which they do anyway but HUMAN SHIT. Anyways you’re just a filthy animal. You are not white but more like a gypsy I’d say.

>>515998461 (OP)
heh

>>515998461 (OP)
Do they? I don't know about that.

>>515998461 (OP)
>be in uni around 2015
>faculty is shared with liberal arts
>swarming with cute alt girls
>one who saw me during lecture send me a message around midnight
>asks if i want to look at the moon with her
>in liberal arts this means she wants to fuck
>walk over there
>we smoke cigarettes drink wine and look at the moon while we talk
>try to contain autism since my only jokes revolve around jews
>before i can even speak she jumps on top of me
>after about ten minutes of making out she full on presses he butt against my face when i was laying on her bed
>so big i thought it would reverse my mewing progress
>eat her out despite that anyway
>taste and smells like the warm embrace of karl marx
>get harder than i ever thought possible
>she is impressed and we continue to have sex all night
>have severe fetish for bunda ever since
>even trained in the gym to i'd have a big one as well
>still only know jokes about jews

>>515998461 (OP)
imagine the
>pfffshrhshshpfff
during flatulence

>>515998566
found the faggot and it was extremely easy