Thread 516013736

>you know, I’m a talentless, unfunny, unoriginal grifter who gets all his middle of the road film opinions from centre of right twitter! You see, there isn’t an original bone in my body, nor is there a backbone in my body!!
>Henry Cavil: “….fuck”
>Now don’t get me wrong; I’m a spineless, cowardly, weak ultra normie who appeals to low IQ right leaning retards.
>Dr Evil: “…rrrrrrighttt…”
>My grift is telling people exactly what they want to hear when it comes to film criticism. Woke? Girl boss? “the message”? Yep, it’s all here. Need your slightly right leaning opinion on a film validated? Well I hold the safe and comforting opinion you’re looking for.
>”ITS A BOLD STRATEGY COTTON LETS SEE HOW IT WORKOUTS FOR HIM”
>Brie Larson is bad! Rachel Ziegler is bad! Hollywood is an evil business and superhero movies are dead (even though I continue to support and promote them both) do you get it? Do you get my message?
>Anyways, that’s all I got for today… go away now

>>516013736 (OP)
Go away now

>>516013736 (OP)
I love how much this guy causes people to seethe over even though he got the most basic bitch ass criticism about le girl bosses and absolutely love slop like Ballerina and Fantastic Four.

>dear viewer, don't you hate when movies shove their politics down your throat?
>*henry cavill saying 'fuck' clip*
>seriously, movies nowadays can't help but shove *THE MESSAGE* in your face! even Tatiana is getting annoyed!
>*fifth element slow-mo laugh clip*
>that's why I was so refreshed to see the latest film from The Daily Wire™
>Lady Ballers is a rough gem, a fun satire of politics that I personally disapprove of
>you see dear viewer, the movie doesn't count as obnoxious political pandering because it happens to agree with my own politics
>and no, I'm in no way influenced just because I'm desperate for Ben Shapiro to hire me and even had him on my podcast and previously gave his other films positive press coverage
>anyway, that's all I have for today...go away now!

>>516013736 (OP)
Jack Daniel's is a a bunch of piss, real men drink Johnny Walker blue label, worst case scenario black label.

>>516014350
whats the nigger whiskey? The one the niggers say was the “real jack”?
I never tried it because niggers were the only ones to tell me about it but apparently its a superior version.

>>516014693
Drink some blue label and shut your big yeller whore mouth ya cunt!

>>516013736 (OP)
Disney paid for this thread

>>516013736 (OP)
why does it make you seethe? jealousy? you don't have to watch bro

>>516014350
faggots are loyal to brands, it's your religion

>>516014350
Wild turkey is for real men brother

>>516014925
Lol
>drink moar whiskey
Cant say no to that.

>>516013736 (OP)
His voice is really annoying and he spammed his videos on /tv/ at the beginning. I don't know how his threads were allowed to stay up when other e-celebs except RLM get nuked. Especially when he was a no-name. Reeks of being a plant.

somebody pointed out that the bottle isn't even open and this just adds so much to his complete fake persona

>>516013736 (OP)
Why is the bottle so small? Does he have a job interview? Off to see his nana?

>>516013736 (OP)
He also bugged disney kikes into oblivion.
Hence the hate.
Also, he made 40 beheaded babies shapiro look like a dumbass.
Lol, kikes can't handle it.

>>516013736 (OP)
I poked in to one of his reviews just to see what he was thinking of some slop and he was talking about how he liked it yet ot was picked with niggers and there is nothing remarkable from any of the other trash.

>>516015465
This is what he looks like without the phony staged photo from the only good angle.

>>516013736 (OP)
Literally who but nice set of moobs

>>516015465
Of course it's fake. Holy shit are you stupid? You think pro wrestling is real too don't you?

discord tranny thread #462728959


nobody gives a shit about your forced meme tier topics

>Greentexts make no mention of a larp of being drunk at night in some Britbong shithole
0/10

>>516015881
Eh so what. Seems normal. He just has shit opinions, is dumb, and a coward. Physically he looks normal.

>>516015096
>>516015125
>>516015294
You can't afford blue label you blue collar plebs.
Now bow down!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tDPSLb0pXhE

>>516013736 (OP)
What an unfunny poorly written stupid post this is. Waste of a thread. This has nothing to do with politics. You aren't creative, funny, or good at writing.

>>516016154
Lol
Do you like jap whiskey? Any recommendations

>>516015125
Evel Knievel would do a shot of wild turkey before his jumps.

>>516016553
No, All I know is blue label and ad some Romanian top brandy, Jad.
Then you got some good French cognacs and those are the top spirits money can buy.

>>516014350
He's from Scotland too, where you have local distilleries everywhere that are in demand around the world yet he chooses to drink mass made corporate slop.

>>516017145
https://alcooldiscount.ro/en/jad-xo-40-years-vinars-40-alc-07l-romania.html
40 year aged of distilled wine the best these bastards have.
Not some grained distilled bullshit.
Like 200$ so it's not that expensive.

>>516013736 (OP)
>>>/tv/ faggot

>>516013736 (OP)
success made him a lot more boring
when he first started, he was more edgy

>>516017448
>>516017145
Thanks anon!

>>516017759
I definitely had more interesting takes in the early years but he got sloppy and just regurgitates the same thing in every video now.

>>516017868
Try that Jad, if it was made in France it would've been 1000$v/bottle.

>>516017053
didn't know about this
yeah, it's over

>>516013736 (OP)
Wrong board dummy

>>516013736 (OP)
Seething because no one cares about your shitty opinions on film?

>>516018680
For you.

>>516013736 (OP)
>being this mad at his mainstream milquetoasty videos
oh no no no
you're also missing his clip of bloody Nicolas Cage in his underpants screaming

>>516013736 (OP)
>waaah some eceleb is more popular than me because i refuse to do a basic schtick and upload consistently
not politics

>1000 videos about snow white
Nostalgia Critic is the only good critic around

>>516018680
the /pol/ice are here guys, everybody act cool.

>>516013736 (OP)
I just think the same movie line drops are annoying and played out.

>>516013736 (OP)
>gets rich
>op is mad
ok

>>516017053
>the head chud is a jew loving 50 year old man who seethes and spergs about children's toys
Something has gone terribly terribly wrong for us to have ended up here

>>516013736 (OP)
kino

>>516013736 (OP)
I genuinely cant handle the retarded way he talks

>>516020504
That's a Scottish accent anon
>flag
How do you think you sound?
>chingchingchingchongching

"The Message"

>>516013736 (OP)
>1990's
>Fuck the Critics I make art
>2020's
>Critics now make the best art

How the mighty have fallen. I look forward to his critic videos and haven't seen a movie in theaters in 10 years.

>>516020036
He's a LEO waiting to pick someone up but the airport/tsa wouldnt let him through security so he's waiting at the baggage claim like a limo driver in 1985.

>>516020294
every time

>>516014350
I honestly prefer Bulleit to most things, I haven't really had a whole lot though

>>516023059
BOURBON only the lowest of plebs drink BOURBON.
I wouldn't let bourbon drinkers wash my balls.

>>516023839
damn, a japanese mushroom right here

>>516013736 (OP)
So you're saying the Charlie Kirk of movie reviewers?

>>516013736 (OP)
If you focus you can be unfunny in far fewer words.

>>516013736 (OP)
who?

Wait are you saying this entertainer has found a market where he can entertain people and make a livving off it?? Damn I almost accidentally thought it was real but you showed me the way, thanks OP

>>516013736 (OP)
Read all of that in his voice

>>516014350

Everyone listen up, an 18 year old is talking here!

>>516013736 (OP)
>everyone who publicly disagrees with me is a grifter
Go eat a box of detergent you fucking rat piss commie retard.

>>516014152
You wrote this comment eating shit out of your week old diaper.

>>516013736 (OP)
who is this homosexual kosher rightoid milquetoast zionist rightoid?

>>516027767
YOU GONNA PULL SOME ANEJO ON ME YOU campesino muerto de hambre?

>>516014350
This guy drinks. My alcoholic uncle died from liver failure.
His favorite is Jonnie Walker Blue. You know it's the stuff

>>516013736 (OP)
Every one I know who hates this guy hates him because they at one point had a youtube channel too and they're just sour grapes as fuck over his being successful

>>516013736 (OP)
>talentless, unfunny, unoriginal grifter
He's funny though.

>>516013736 (OP)
>>516014152
This copy pasta nonsense again. Fuck you kike.

hes funny but his schtick does get old

but him and other rightwing reviewers definitely have had an impact

>>516013736 (OP)
Too bad he doesn't debate college kids on US campuses with good and easily accessible vantage points.

>>516013736 (OP)
I don't get how fags still watch these barely scripted/edited culture war slop. I can only keep up with E;R

>>516029566
Kill your shitstain self you faggot.

>>516031116
Wait, now I'm confused. Are you triggered because you're a Drinker fanboy or because you're a Kirk fanboy? Or just a fanboy of grifters in general?

>>516028969
Johnny Walker is slop for the international market and an example of conspicuous consumption. It's not reverb single malt.

>>516021182
>"Gay brownpipo and wahmens invented the whole world and if they didn't they deserve it now"
That one.

>>516014350
>>516028969
Jim Beam says suck my left nut, both of ya's.

>>516013736 (OP)
He was okay originally. Over the years him and channels like nerdrotic are going stale because the woke shit is dying and no one really gives a shit about new movies anymore. They had a brief window to document the downfall of Hollywood, but now it's over. In Drinkers case, he never changed his original formula, the same cuts of Dr Evil, Fifth element and so on, the go away now which he should've dropped a long time ago, I mean hell even South Park stopped doing the Kenny getting killed thing eventually. I don't understand how these guys don't try to evolve or change things up. The only thing that makes sense is they got used to the money and are giving the NPC fans what they want so they can keep cashing YouTube checks. Avgn had a similar downfall. You can tell eventually it just became about paying the bills and the fun died.

>>516014152
He literally gave a negative review for Ladyballers for being unfunny on the nose political movie retard.

>>516013736 (OP)
Is that Brandon Martinez now? What ever happened to that guy?

>>516032575
> In Drinkers case, he never changed his original formula, the same cuts of Dr Evil, Fifth element and so on, the go away now which he should've dropped a long time ago, I mean hell even South Park stopped doing the Kenny getting killed thing eventually.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WEfkpf95lmg

>>516031396
>le sports is for cattle
>my e-celebs and vidya are for me only

>>51603131
Get your head degloved in an industrial accident you fucking turd.

>>516034073
>t. goycattle slave

>>516013736 (OP)
I stopped watching his reviews once I went to see Deadpool and Wolverine (not a fan of marvelslop).
The movie was horrendous and far from being watchable, it's like it existed for the sake of existing. Just a pile of slop that directors thought that their fanbase would consume, and they did!
If I have to summarize the entire movie, it's basically for some 12 year old who stole their mother's wallet to see this movie with their cool superhero guy that swears a lot along with some minor marvel characters included.
Hugh Jackman made sure this movie is 1/10 and not 0/10

Critical Drinker gave the most "I'll say what you want to hear" opinion and sounds like he has no opinions of his own.

>>516013736 (OP)
uh oh! triggered snowflake alert!

I think you may be lost. This is the free helicopter ride enthusiast, baitshop, and khazar milker appreciation board.

You'll want to head about a dozen doors down.
>>>/tv/

>>516034506
that was for you you faggot.
>>516031315

>>516036210
You must be REALLY triggered if you cannot even quote properly, let alone give an actual answer to a simple question. Sad.

>>516013736 (OP)
troons mad

>>516013736 (OP)
>>516014152
>not an ounce of toilet humour
fake haters

>>516015670
The cap is still on the bottle lol. Not even really fucked up for his picture.

>>516013736 (OP)
>”ITS A BOLD STRATEGY COTTON LETS SEE HOW IT WORKOUTS FOR HIM”
this one immediately outs him as a one of the TV/movie grifterclones. nerdrotic says this every 5 seconds and it was never funny. I repeat, if you've ever said "it is a bold strategy cotton..." you need to never speak again

I stopped watching this guy years ago. He's so much worse than RedLetterMedia it's insane.

>>516013736 (OP)
Got reccomended some videos of his where he talks about the rise and fall of some hollywood actors (Amber Herd, The Rock ect). The reuse of the same 5 reaction clips got really annoying, the Dr Evil one and all the others. He's been at it for a bit, surely he'd find other movie clips to use as bits by now? Still, I don't get why he causes so much anger. Videos are serviceable if extreamly repetitive.

>>516036417
cut your fucking throat you piece of shit.

>>516042206
Kek.

>>516014350
Real men drink 13+ year old Islay Scotch, neat.
JW is for basic bitches

>>516042461
Fucking useless whore.

>>516016553
>jap whiskey
Try Hibiki, Yamazaki 12, Hakushu 12. Try Chita if you wan‘t something cheaper.

>>516043752
Oh fuck wrong memeflag

>>516043602
Keep'em coming, little grifter-cocksleeve.
For the sake of brevity, just imagine me replying to each of them with a hearty "kek". Saves me the work of having to stick around, and you can still get agitated ad infinitum.