Thread 516025999

>le edgy alt-right "comedian"
Can we all just admit this guy is fucking pathetic?

Buy an ad Sam

>>516025999 (OP)
Get back in the nest Sam

>>516025999 (OP)
I had one funny point with hasanabi but the other stuff was meh imo

>>516026312
He*

>>516025999 (OP)
>worships money and scams people
>fornicates and sodomizes teenagers as young as 16
>probably hasn't done an ounce of charity work in his life
>runs a degenerate big brother where he forces contestants to puke on eachother
"dude Im totally Christian" - Sam
>"it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for someone who is rich to enter the kingdom of God."
"that's in the Bible or some shit?" - also Sam

And now Sam picking at the Kirk thing like a vulture, saying "it could have been him", pretending to act shocked on his podcast, and crying about it even though he always pokes the bear when violent political stuff happens. He even let slip that he doesn't own or like guns when he acted like he needs to get one for self defense (funny considering all those photo shoots he did of him handling guns, totally not lying to his fans all this time)

>>516025999 (OP)
this is now a sam hyde + nick fuentes superfan thread. any negative post towards either of them is an admission that you are a faggot who eats gay man aids cum and you will die of super monkeypox aids within seven days of any negative post towards nick or sam or any member of their crew itt

>>516025999 (OP)
He's just not funny anymore.

>>516025999 (OP)
Is this the furry faggot who neeked that eceleb?, yeah I think it's time move from that.

>>516026871
>>fornicates and sodomizes teenagers as young as 16

>>516025999 (OP)
Does he not know how to take care of that pubic stuff all over his head or what

Yikes man

>>516027452
16 is both legal in his state and in your country Pablo

all americans are jew loving nigger lovers

>>516025999 (OP)
He's 40 and has brain damage from roids. I don't hate him because he made a lot of good content when poor and a little bit of good content when rich.
Most ecelebs haven't made anything good at all.

>>516025999 (OP)
I don't understand how people find him funny

>>516027452
Is there supposed to be something wrong with that? It's a chad move.

>>516027214
This, he was genuinely funny in the 2010s but he couldn't evolve past his cringe alt-right persona and has gone off the deep end.

Personally I always thought his career would make a comeback but I wasn't sure if he'd deserve it

>>516027662
Highly likely that he still broke the law. Since in his residence at the time (MA), aoc is raised to 18 if the girl is a virgin.

>>516027741
Believe it or not he used to be funny. Political grifting kills humor.

>>516025999 (OP)
he hasnt been funny in several years

>>516027662
He filmed which would be considered child pornography and thats not legal. Sorry to ruin your fun.

>>516027849
That's subjective. His shit is not for everyone.

>>516027741
His older stuff (especially pre-Trump) was way better, he did a good job of satirising the idiocy of PMC identity politics back then, now the whole shtick is so fucking tired though. He obviously has nothing insightful to offer beyond that

>>516027918
No you must or else you could

He still trying really hard to not get a job. My guess is that he's trying to shift his public from chud incels to a more normie type.

>comedian is mentally ill
no...

>>516025999 (OP)
>Grifter is a grifter
Breaking neeeeweewssss

>>516025999 (OP)
>Oi vey goys, now the conservative goyim are back in favor, discard anyone who calls out our bullshit

How about you fuck off to Israel and wait for an Iranian drone to hit you in the mouth you cunt.

>>516027452
>as young as 16
>>516026871
>>516027662
>>516027817
>>516028053
Guys
Uh
I know you’re all about being proud Christians and somehow that means being anti pedo hysterics in the current year

But would you by any chance remember how old Mary, the mother of Jesus was when she gave birth
She was 13
Jesus was born from a 13 year old girl

So like how do you react, was "god breaking the law", what angle are you taking on this lmao

>>516025999 (OP)
>Coast through life on your rich fathers money
>Lecture others about life

>>516025999 (OP)
This guy's post-ironic beliefs that he is too scared to own up to sincerely aren't even half as edgy as the average right winger in 2025. Also, he's very neurotic, hates himself, and projects constantly.

>>516025999 (OP)
>Disgusting fat slob
OMG he's me

>>516026312
>>516026378
kek. very funny

>>516025999 (OP)
Based

I just signed up on gumroad

>>516027452
>young as 16

SHE WAS 26 YEARS OLD YOU SICK FUCK

>>516028593
thats crazy

>>516025999 (OP)
Watch his video on career zionist Charlie on the clip shows. Some nazi he turned out to be. He doesn't even own a gun. Sam is a lying jew scam artist.

>>516028593
crap wrong file. sam hyde is still based he never did nothing wrong

>>516028565
He sodomized her (as in up the ASS and he got poopdick) and did it all out of wedlock. Where in the bible is that condoned?
https://www.bitchute.com/video/Z88jeE0us3d8/
Nice try though.

>>516026264
His lowest moment. This was so embarrassing

>>516028841
>doesn't even own a gun
why would he ?
i don't have a gun either

>>516027741
he was never funny, braindead right wingers hyped and shilled him, just like female "comedians" are shilled by woke schizos

>>516028885
this thread is full of kiwifarms trannies and confused subtards

>>516029015
That you Luna

>>516025999 (OP)
haha but in all honesty, we can't let this guy get the nuclear codes.

>>516028950
>He sodomized her (as in up the ASS and he got poopdick)
That’s disgusting but my question is how do you know that

Like how exactly does this become public knowledge

>>516028966
nice cope

>>516025999 (OP)
>1pbtid
he makes you seethe doesn't he, kike?

>>516029141
Watch the bitchute video, people realized he was referencing her in that Boston Ross sketch from the message leaks and pictures and they connected the dots. Sam basically admitted it himself

>>516029141
Sam told her not to eat anything for 24 hours.

>>516029430
who cares sam is based

>>516029141
Are you expecting to see (illegal) videos of it so that you can pat yourself on the back about how you're too stupid to piece this conclusion together other forms of evidence?

>>516028885
>he never did nothing wrong
It's not wrong to play the part of a Jewish well poisoner by injecting faggotry and degeneracy into right wing content? It's like Milo but slightly less obvious.

>>516025999 (OP)
He has the perfect alibi to be a mass shooter. No matter how much evidence there is, nobody would believe it anymore because at this point the authorities have all heard him being blamed so many times.
He finally really can keep getting away with it.

>>516029015
Admit that fishtank is garbage. It's not entirely on sam either. It was jet nettroon's idea.

>>516025999 (OP)
Isn't that Literally Who?
It should be.

>>516029801
Sam could have stopped Fishtank or changed its direction at any time.

>>516025999 (OP)
He's gay and works for Peter Thiel. Also he isn't that funny and never has been.


His 2nd in command, Jet Neptune, also just used fishank to groom a high schooler. He fucks the girls from every season. R9k hack blastard faggot.

He never developed. He'll always be in an arrested state, forever the boring podcast guy that started an edgy comedy genre. Nothing he does is sincere or worthwhile, and he's too emotional and angry to actually generate meaningful art. He should probably stick to writing books, his time for visual art has passed.

>>516025999 (OP)
wheres the charlie kirk ep sam? too scared you're next?

>>516026871
Based informer. Fuck Sam and his kike grooming operation.

>>516025999 (OP)

He broke some barriers in america. I think hes worthy of some respect. He never had it as tough as the people over in Europe but he still had angry opponents.

>>516028841
>Sam: oh no!
>Sam: omg!
>Sam: no!
>Sam: no!
>Sam: oh no, my goodness!
>Sam: god damn its not good man!
>Sam: kyle is he dead?
>kyle: yeah
>Sam: oh no!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o9xWhcZufyA

he was crying about some stop antisemitism twitter account getting people fired from there jobs like 2 days ago and now he's on a rampage retweeting people doing the same shit kek

>>516026871
Sam takes months to release PGLs then when someone dies and he can take advantage of it, that podcast is up in under 24 hours LOL

i like sam hyde but i also like nick fuentes. when they run for president and vp together it will surely usher in america's golden age. rudyard lynch will also be there. he will most likely be a senior advisor, possibly a rasputin type, and alex jones will probably be chief of staff and press secretary. yep, things will truly be based when that happens

funny how all these "le internet funny guys" are now just "i trust everything the government says" neoncohen shills

>>516027128
>this is now a sam hyde + nick fuentes superfan thread.
Imagine being a grown ass man and actually thinking this unironically.

>>516026871
Fishtank is human trafficking

>>516030262
He truly is braindead

He's right about nearly everything.
More insightful than he is funny.

>>516029141
James Price most recent video has the uncensored Boston Ross audio. He called the girl "mindy" then censored it in the release, because it is too similar to marky.

>>516029636
Based in Judaism, israel, and human trafficking.

>>516029737
Don't forget Jet and Ben fuck all the female contestants, because they can't get laid normally.

>>516027452
16 is too old.
Hyde should be banging 12 year olds.

Yes.

>>516028593
did I just become an antinatalist?

>>516030099
>started an edgy comedy genre.
He didn't even do that dude. Absurdist satire was popularized by Tom Green. Sam had a gorilla nest meltdown, because Hardland Williams has been friends with Tom Green for decades.

It was basically his comedy uncle calling him a hack.
>>516030262
Hey Sam, cool Freemason buddies you got there!

>>516030224
>Charls: hes a right wing guy?
>Sam: yeah hes a right wing guy who goes to colleges and argues with people
>Sam: this isnt good
>Sam: this is really bad

>>516028565
Getting a younger, pre-indoctrinated woman to wife and have a life and family with is good and ideal.

Getting a younger, impressionable woman to be a disposable sex tool who is then ruined for other men is bad.

Not hard to follow.

He was funny for a short while.

>>516025999 (OP)
The left is absolutely assblasted that they don’t have any humorous black women on their side

>>516030224
>>516031053
It's funny how insincere Sam is. You just know the hamster wheel in his dead is spinning in overdrive trying to figure out how to make the whole thing about him and how he can splurp click off it, instead of genuine shock/concern. Remember that this is the guy that spammed gore on the 8ch mde forum back in the day because he didn't like people exposing him.

>>516031458
*in his head

>>516025999 (OP)
he's in the same position closet republicans were in during the 90s and early 00s. except it's getting a lot harder for him to fake it because anyone watching more than 20mins of his unscripted content realized "oh this is a lefty grift fraud who believes nothing". do you remember before the pandemic when he was trying to go with the dirtbag left? cumtown, friedland etc and they told him to go fly a kite. it personally sucks for him right now because his entire operation is heavily leveraged and hemmoraghing money since he has about 40 sychophants on staff which means overhead is 200k a month and they barely bring in 50k with every monetization trick possible.

>>516031189
That's literally what Fishtank is. A big grooming operation ran by a r9k incel hack blastard.

>>516030303
>Imagine being a grown ass man and actually thinking this unironically.
dude it's actually based trust me
>>516030062
>>516030161
>>516030278
>>516030669
cringe nobody cares about crappy fishtank memes, what are you some kind of gay retard

>>516028593
>>516028885

bro what the fuck you mean wrong file. You keep those 2 next to each other?

>>516031830
Why would you have that on your computer?

>>516031830
>expose Sam as a fake faggot
>what are you, gay?
I accept your concession, Sam shill.

>>516032141
He's a Sam Hyde fan.

get it all out guys

>>516031830
crap wrong file
>>516031871
leafs will never understand file

>Sam shills are just spamming mild gore content
Lol. Can't handle their edaddy being exposed. That's what they are paid for after all.

>>516025999 (OP)
His comedy is dead, this guy is a soulless husk now.
Thanks for Frank Hassle though, the absolute dysgenic unpolished turd but also a true gem.

>>516026312
>>516026378
strange, i read your post as saying "he" even though you didn't, and i hadn't read the correction yet
is this some kind of jewish sorcery?

>>516032272
dangit wrong file
>>516032204
dude nobody cares you just seem retarded

>>516032272
man that must feel great

>>516032613
>dude nobody cares you just seem retarded

>>516027817
Hi channing

>only took 1 day for the alt-righters to become MIGAboomers
I could not have predicted this.

>daddy government please help
This was disappointing to see. Friendly reminder there are no “good ones” at that level of fame

can't wait for the sam hyde trayvon collab

>>516033063
nah that's sam peaking. he's actually peaking rn he's just a late bloomer is all

>>516032790
See
>>516032204


You Sam shills all work off the same script. Almost like you're organized and paid!

>>516028593
she has skills

>>516033293
Null is right about you

>>516031830
Gee would she like to pick up her child that she let fall onto the concrete? Soulless bug monkey

>>516026871
Yeah I hate guys like Sam. There are a lot of them in esports… it’s pathetic weak beta males who realize they’re surrounded by even weaker smaller more submissive males so they go all-out with the provocation and physical aggression.

Like an autistic 15-year-old around a bunch of normal children. Realizes THIS IS MY CHANCE TO WIN.

Put some like MMA e-celebrity into the mix and watch his entire persona crack. Second he realizes he can’t bully nerds.

>>516025999 (OP)
Extreme Peace was disappointing and full of dud sketches. Particularly everything relating to the prom. That episode was incomprehensible.

>>516033293
>>516033333

>>516026871
sam has gotten better at holding in his laughter
old sam would not be able to get through that joke without dying
and like all his jokes its not funny so without his laughter we dont know if its supposed to be funny or not

>>516033424
You can't call everyone channing to deflect from the fact Sam is a faggot. Keep trying though. You need to call me Don jolly or bad ideas next. Say I'm mad Sam didn't lay me enough or I'm a simp. I'm sure it will work lol.

>>516032897
>>only took 1 day for the alt-righters to become MIGAboomers
>I could not have predicted this.
The goyim really are cattle, easily rounded up and led by the nose.

He was funny before he became a grifter

>>516033695
he wasn't joking, retard

>>516030161
>pay retards to do retard things.
>they do it even if tarded.
Haha retards!
>capcha:doxjt

>>516028679
so... a tranny?

>>516034228
Correct isolating and abusing people is seen as immoral, unless you're a kike who blames others for your actions.

Was abusing marky "based"?

>>516025999 (OP)
he's scared for his life... and he should be
instead of trying to become 'peter thiels Top-Guy' he needs to watch out for these troons cumming for him

>>516034366
Spiritualy yes. Physically he gets fucked in the ass and sucks cock, so yes.

>>516034403
this is it, he doesnt give a shit about kirk. he immediately thought "oh shit what if this happens to me"? and then immediately became a karen

>>516028952
i thought his pseudo conversion to christcuckery was

>>516034495
I wonder if someone would really cap him

>>516025999 (OP)
that's the face you see staring up at you after a shit in the national park outhouse
same grin

>>516034714
He goes out of his way not to piss off trannies. Last I checked on his X he was going off on the Mossad getting Kirk but not a peep about the killer's tranny BF.

Why would anyone take Sam Hyde seriously after his chimp out in Harland Williams' show?

>>516027214
>>516027920
>>516029007
>>516033433
see
>>516027128

>>516027918
No, I don't think I will.

>>516034714
bro his fan base are the lowest dregs... similar to spic fuentes.
even fuentes had a gayper turn on him and try to kill him at his house. this is just the reality when your fan base are all mentally ill and down bad

>>516034711
i dont think so honestly. he is too irrelevant at this point. also, i hate the guy but i would feel bad if he was blasted, i remember the good times...

>>516025999 (OP)
Sure has been a lot of bongs shillposting for zog the last few days. Who's paying you guys?

>>516034966
>I would feel bad if he was blasted
Don't worry, fishtank is a grooming show so his crew can finally touch pussy. If they were blasted you should feel good.

Literally LARPing as Christian while human trafficking.

>>516035167
sam really needs to repent, i'd be scared too

Meh. Sam's okay. He's like a band you don't mind listening to one every 4-5 months.

>>516028565
That's hot.

>>516025999 (OP)
He can't keep getting away with it.

>>516034923
>bro his fan base are the lowest dregs... similar to spic fuentes.
>even fuentes had a gayper turn on him and try to kill him at his house. this is just the reality when your fan base are all mentally ill and down bad
you can tell jews are terrified right now because both sam hyde AND nick fuentes are peaking at the same time. love to see the troons and tinyhats cope and meltdown as the two golden kings ascend to unknowable heights

>>516025999 (OP)
he's been 100% terrible for a decade
he fucking sucks
he isn't funny at all
he is a fucking moron
he should be thankful for that trust

>>516036267
>you can tell jews are terrified right now because both sam hyde AND nick fuentes are peaking at the same time....
at the same time they take money from peter thiel.
its not rocket science
TTD
TKD
TND
and also, you can cope with your glowbloys that sold out. why do you think they're in algos now?

KWAB

>>516036267
>if you don't like the gay Peter Thiel zionist and gay catboy enthusiast, youre... LE TROON
Try again

>>516031632
Lmfao. He's so profoundly dysgenic. The ugliest gypsie in the caravan.

>>516025999 (OP)
mad?
britshits were never funny, and you get punished for even trying

>>516026871
He looks like Trotsky

>>516026264
this was fuckin terrible and caused me to unsub from gumroad. fishtank is also fucking retarded, idk what he is going for but it makes zero sense and seems to just be an illegal insane asylum where he films torture. not entertaining torture either, just the torture of him trying to do something funny for months with the situation

I got banned from 4chan for talking about Sam being controlled. that his followers can't skwat 2 pl8 below parallel and are brainwashed to think Jewish control is funny and stops at hollywood

>>516027452
based

>>516036438
>>516036565
you're having a full blown meltdown that just makes you look silly. personally i find your rage amusing, but not nearly as amusing, or informative, as the content produced consistently by sam hyde and nicholas fuentes, the two golden kings of the new right

>>516037167
think of how lazy sam must actually be to have taken cycles and still be unable to lose the weight. actually pathetic. very pathetic.

>>516037319
>you're having a full blown meltdown
this type of magical thinking is exactly what I was talking about lol.

>>516025999 (OP)
He gave a great monologue after the Elon fiasco, but I never understood his comedy before or since. I don't even get the concept. It seems like its based in the 90s somehow.

He seems smart and a nice guy but no I dont get his comedy at all.

That bit with Matan was pretty funny though.

>>516036960
It is filming torture. Then the crew humiliates all the men, kicks them if they don't play ball, and then fucks the female contestants.

>>516037319
>point out Sam is a jew
>you're having a meltdown
The genetic fallacy is not an argument kike.

The one I cant stand is that faggot Gypsy Crusader and his gay little Joker larp. Disgusting faggot actually trolls little kids online about sex and shit for attention and e-bucks as a grown ass man. He needs to get Kirked. Twice.

>>516037457
>>516037798
lmao keep seething rabbi

>>516032204
based and true.

>>516038074
Picrel Sam sucking cock

>>516026871
you fags keep making the same thread day after day with the same exact posts.

Find a hobby

Eh, I don't really care if he's a degen, all these e-celbs are, just like actual celebs.
What's important is that he intriduces large numbers of zoomers to the good fight and he makes commies seethe.

>>516038352
Is Freemasonry an acceptable hobby?

>>516038352
OFFICER MAGGOT: DICK COP FAGGOT
arguably sam's greatest work. he is after all, the true goat, along with nick fuentes

https://youtu.be/7qJqEgWRTQ8

>>516038855
>>516039247
>HAHA SAM WAS FUNNY 10 YEARS AGO
Yeah we get it. He hasn't been funny in 10 years.

Also don't besmirch Tom Green by posting him alongside Sam hyde.

>>516025999 (OP)
>alt-right
= KIKE
Far Right is the White Right

i like Sam but clear as day he’s a rich kid who was probably sold the world, got into a “real job” in his 20s and got ‘burned out’ and jaded and now runs this character. dont forget he’s still a millenial too.

HASSAN PIKER! AHM CAMMING TO KEEL YOUUUU! is still funny as fuck

>>516027741
His whole thing is saying shit that gets you fired in an irony poisoned way as a way to platform nazism
Basically norm macdonald up to 11 but its not actually a bit

>>516039992
>Sam Hyde is a nazi
He works for Roger stone and Peter Thiel. He's a controlled opposition zionist who says JEWS and NIGGERS in a funny voice every 15 minutes.

He LARPs as right wing for the paycheck.

>>516025999 (OP)
After his "Dear Elon" I though he was just misguided.

After pic I know he's a faggot bootlicker. So much for being an edgy rebel, begging the Chomo in Queef to do a coup.

>>516027128
What was your first kiss like?

>>516039992
He's a fraud playing a character.
see
>>516028841
>>516030224
>>516031053

>>516039992
Here's your "nazi" bro
>>516030278
>>516030350

>>516026871
>And now Sam picking at the Kirk thing like a vulture, saying "it could have been him", pretending to act shocked on his podcast, and crying about it
It's funny how a while back he correctly called Charlie Kike out, but now he pretends they were best buddies in the culture-war trenches together. He's the fakest nigga imaginable.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0crJMqcl1NE

>>516030161
>make retards do things for money
>OMG LOOK AT THESE RETARDED THINGS THEY DID FOR MONEY
lol, anyways

>>516025999 (OP)
total ziopedoshill
>>516030298
you can tell everything is astroturfed by the utter lack of acknowledgment of this shit
alex jones is a full blown palantir hog

new verbal tic unlocked

>>516040785
You're right it's called taking advantage of people, and disproves his entire Christian grift.
Now hop off the VPN Mr kike

>>516040922
>it's called taking advantage of people
wow, you actually havea brain, congrats on putting 2 and 2 together!
>disproves his entire Christian grift.
not a christcuck so idgaf, kick rocks nigger

>>516041048
Seethe more kike. Deport all Jews to Israel.

>>516026871
Holy fuck that was cringe

>>516033430
this happens all the time in zogmerica
the fentanyl zombies you see in every city are being raped and popping out stillborns

>>516041200
>look at these poor retards !!!1 :(((
don't give a shit idubs, low IQ cattle deserved to be used as human toys just like you (YOU)

>>516041296
Hmm you're making a bad argument, because now you're justifying a would be Sam assassin. Sam doesn't want that!

>>516041372
>Hmm you're making a bad argument
idk man my argument of you being a fucking low IQ monkey nigger retard cattle is pretty sound, 3bh... got any more meme images or did you run out already?

>>516030971
Sam was completely retarded on Harland's show. He kept looking for a joke and could not find one.

> Um scissors... Is that funny? Maybe this heating lamp is funny? there's gotta be something funny somewhere... ohhhh this is bad....

All the seething obvious redditards have in these Sam threads actually makes me think he's based and I should go and check him out. Thanks, trantifa.

>>516041807
ODD
Mindbroken

>>516042180
Always do the opposite of what redditors tell you.

this whole thread reads exactly like sam & co having a satirical circlejerk and dumping obscure memes and (You)ing each other
how hard ya laughing sam

i find him very funny

>>516042697
>>516042834
I hate to tell you this Hungary but Bulgaria has the better flag because whites are on top

>>516042834
how? are you 14?

>used to be edgy and fun
>"NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOW DARE YOU TO MAKE FUN OF LE EPIN DEBATE MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
many such cases

>>516042475
Josh from KiwiFarms is the biggest and most obese redditor around, but I'm certain he could sway you on this issue. You are, after all, retarded.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q7xPBBikmpk

I have not watched even a second of his stream but I will recommend it to you since it's right up your alley.

>>516043115
>reddit spacing
gee thanks. I really hate you.

>>516043187
Do you understand why I would want to put some spaces around a link? You probably have ADHD so you would miss it otherwise.

>>516043276
>um actually this is why I type like I'm on reddit

>>516026871
>every day is a grift from god
Reminder that they received a cease and desist to shoot at the Fishtank house BEFORE they started the season, told no one, and still took money.

Also he's shilling snakeoil supplements from the disgraced covid wacko, Peter McCullogh.

>>516043329
> uhm urn ummmm ueeem

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>>516041807
hey buddy, gonna answer? >>516041372 <--

>>516043422
>Reminder that they received a cease and desist to shoot at the Fishtank house BEFORE they started the season, told no one, and still took money.
kek. /ourguy/

>>516029007
>braindead right wingers hyped and shilled him, just like female "comedians" are shilled by woke schizos
100% this. It's unfunny 'comedy' that people feel obliged to promote because the 'comedian' is a member of their sports team.

Norm summed this shit up perfectly
>So I don’t like satire that much, and also these guys [contemporary talk-show hosts] are nightclub comics. They’re not Bob Dylan. They’re just guys, and they get talk shows and suddenly they’re telling me how I shouldn’t be sad because of the Manchester bombing and I can escape the horrors of life because they’re going to interview someone from Two Broke Girls or whatever the fuck they do. When I was a kid, if I’d heard Red Skelton talking about the government I would’ve thought, This is fucking weird. To me, it hurts the comedy any time anything real creeps into it. I know people have different thoughts. I keep hearing how great Lenny Bruce and Bill Hicks and Mort Sahl are. People have their own taste, but to me, all three of those people are just shit. They’re not comedians in my mind.

>stand-up is a form and to subvert something, you have to do it perfectly first. I remember somebody showed me a talk show with “subversion” in it—the guy chainsawed his desk. It was so stupid. Why did you build a desk in the first place if you were only going to chainsaw it? Don’t have a fucking desk! You just want little drops of subversion. Letterman in the ‘80s would be 90 percent a great talk show and then 10 percent subversion. If you get to 30 percent subversion, you’re in Andy Kaufman land. If you get to 70 percent, you’re a guy on the streets screaming at people. What are you trying to subvert anyway? Entertaining people? It’s absurd.

>>516043475
Hamas "Diddy" Piker is too afraid of the Candyman to fight him so he doesn't need to be worried about anyone else either.

>>516030161
How is it a grooming operation? They’re all adults

>>516026264
What is happening here?
I dont give a fuck about e-celeb slop

>>516043480
Also sto-x (stocks) was borderline illegal, worked with real money (potentially illegal gambling), and basically all the money got rugged when the show got shut down.

They're fucking kike scammers, and I hope something will soon come their way.

>>516043666
You sound upset just because he's smarter than you and got away with it.

>>516043735
Have you been fired yet, Mints?

>>516043796
kek, I wish I were in on the scam. I might exploit mentally ill people myself pretty soon here; it seems easy

>>516027918
I have immunity but whatever if it's my time it is my time, fuck this gay Earth.

Literally who the fuck is that?

>>516043624
Sam went on a Hollywood boomer comedians podcast to promote his show and potentially improve his odds of getting on Joe Rogan. The comedian made random comments and was acting silly. Sam got really irritated he wasn't being serious, destroyed his set and then physically assaulted him.

>>516029737
>by injecting faggotry and degeneracy into right wing content?
You’re coping. That’s just america. America is a degenerate place and Americans are subhumans. The American right looks like the European far left. The American far left looks like the parodies of the European far left

Everyone looks like shit in america
Ugly disgenic poorly dressed poorly groomed and poorly behaved

>>516043954
Ironyposting won't make your e-daddy funny again, zoom-zoom.

>>516030943
You didn't find that hot as hell, faggot?

>>516043735
>>516044251
>Hollywood boomer comedian
The cop who drank piss in Dumb & Dumber.

>>516044251
>destroyed his set and then physically assaulted him.
This is an exaggeration, they were obviously prepared for that and Harland had fun with it. Sam flipped the table because he had no jokes. That's all the material he had. His schtick was exposed for what it is.

>>516044260
We need Neo-Bonapartism, frenchie.

>>516025999 (OP)
>2025
>Still calling people nigger with sincerity
Hes washed up.

>>516043624
Sam gets invited on Harland Williams podcast. Sam is trying to be serious despite playing the whole "meta-irony" shtick for everything else and is getting annoyed that Harland is clearly trolling him.
Harland brings up "tight and ripe" which are comments Sam is accused of making when referring to underage girls he may have fucked. Sam also brings in his friends as backup but all they do is laugh at Harlands jokes.
Harland then has his assistant bring out a bunch of twigs and sticks and asks Sam to make a Gorrlia nest which causes Sam to have a melty and get into this weird grapple with Harland that Harland just keeps making jokes about.
>tl;dr
Sam met a Master Troll and lost.

>>516044448
If you grab someone and try to throw them onto a flipped table that is assault.

>>516043422
Dam I didn't know that.

>>516044656
Has Harland called the police? Retard

>>516044276
>ironyposting
taking advantage of the mentally ill for the entertainment of others is something I do for free every day. I'm saying I may as well video tape it and monetize it lol. I was fucking with weirdos in school too. You sound like a little turd wuss who got his face held down and farted on in high school lmfao.

but for real why did Sam get so upset?
I think it's cause he knows Thiel is gonna have to activate him now that their propaganda boy is dead
he doesn't want that heat

>>516043579
>you can't groom adults
You shills really have a list of organized talking points lol. Now tell me how I'm jealous he a used a minor.
>>516043624
Harland Williams knew way more about Sam than anyone could have expected and methodically, silently, picked Sam apart until he had a man baby meltdown. There's a great breakdown on YouTube.

>>516044930
>No U make the nest! U show us how!
He was still trying to take control, all the way to the end. He just doesn't know what to do with Harland.

SAM HYDE IS A FAG
SAM HYDE IS A FAG
SAM HYDE IS A FAG
SAM HYDE IS A FAG
SAM HYDE IS A FAG

Sam won

>>516044862
So you're a faggot all day?

>>516044810
>If a victim doesn't report a crime, then the crime didn't happen
You're just going to say anything.

>>516044955
Those breakdowns are reading way too much into Harland.

>>516044930
>why did Sam get so upset
Harland was picking him apart
>asks them to practice cunninglingus on a peach
He watched the extreme peace introm Sam would not humiliate himself.
>tight and ripe
Marky reference
>Gorilla nest
Fish Tank
>calling Sam's friends dementors
Fishtank is torture porn

Harland was letting Sam know exactly what his place is. Sam could have advertised his stuff, but it would have required being funny.

Harland acts silly with everyone. He just felt like tearing Sam down for being a piece of shit.
>be a good person hat

>>516045260
>noooo stop bullying me faggot
lol I can picture your chubby face as I'm squatting over it letting big smelly meat farts rip right into your nose

>>516045353
Okay, now you're definitely just an upset faggot, mad that your edaddy is being shat on.

Why do shitskin incels hate Sam Hyde so much?

>>516045263
Nope. Harland is smarter than he looks. He acts silly on purpose. He did his research into Sam, which is how he baited such a strong reaction. Sam REFUSES to ever be the butt of a joke, when that's the whole point of Harlands podcast. Being silly.

>>516045467
>seed oils
Oh yeah, I forgot about that, Sam suddenly started treating seed oils like they're DDT soaked in asbestos, meanwhile the retard fag smokes like a chimney and blasts roids, possibly even hard shit like tren.

>>516025999 (OP)
trips of truth get this. the vaccine is bad (which it is) but pharma hormone steroids are totally masculine bro. he might as well be a fucking tranny at that point, getting trt shots, what a quitter, increasing test naturally is the easiest thing in the world. and harland fucking threw him around like a bitch, thats the difference between pharma testosterone and seed oil cookie eating ex hockey player testosterone, ten year age gap. ultimate chad power play, eating the seed oil cookie, not giving a fuck and being delighted at how tasty it is.

>>516027452
>he had sex with someone who can legally consent in most us states
sounds like you need to have sex incel

>>516031458
>NOOOOO NOT MY HECKIN' PAUL PELOSIRINO

kek get fucked

>>516046568
>it is legal, therefore moral
Whoa, just like abortion!

>>516046666
If Paul Pelosi is funny, then Charlie Kikerino is funny too.

>>516028593
not gonna lie that was pretty based. No jewish doctor waiting on hand to mutilate the baby.

>>516028593
>>516028885
ABSOLUTE KEK

>>516030224
just not grabbin me right now...
https://youtu.be/3q0Zvtss_dY?si=OFRSImGUJQIYiGWd&t=8

MDE season 2 failed to make me laugh once.

>>516026264
Is there a gorilla in here or what?